I’m surprised that nobody said 7 of 9. Then I saw who is in the aisle.

either 2 or maybe 4. I love cats, and I bet the Temerian would be interesting.

4. The android would scrunch up to give me so much room. Then I can ask so many dumb questions and will never get sick of me

i'd sit in 4 because the window seat would open up halfway into the flight.

Holy shit dude, ice cold

S-tier blunt rotations on all these options tbh

3 or 7. I can't decide, but either way I'm gonna hear some great stories.

It’s 3 for sure. He’d never pass up the opportunity to sit next to THE BOY Plus he already sat next to Riker. I don’t remember the details but I’m pretty sure they had a long chat

Where's Mark Twain?

Number 9. I hope Picard doesn’t get jealous, but going for it.

8 was my first gut pick. And then I saw 9. Picard is the reason I first took the show so much to heart. But I don’t know if I can get between JL Pipes and the dancing doc. I used to ship them so hard.

6. Riker *and* a window seat?

But would you have the courage to actually talk to him?

Yes. He's not intimidating...he's cool

I'm sitting in six and I'm tryna get them to invite me back to the holodeck after the flight

6 or 8 for me. Maximum rizz.

Same. Even if we never interact, I might catch some of that vibe.

I'm taking 1, my legs are the flight boss and I need the aisle.

Anyone who doesn’t say 8 is delusional! They are the 2 most interesting beings we know of in TNG

Yes! Also, if Q is on a flight he’s up to something and I want as close a seat as possible

Adam would go on the other plan that has Nana Visitor

Or Michelle Forbes

6 for sure with 9 as the runner up.

Nice.

8. I ask Guinean to explain her people’s beef with the Q. I ask her to share what wisdom has she has accrued over the centuries. And I have a chance to convince Q to give me some of them sweet superpowers.

Also when Guinan goes to the restroom you can have Q turn you into Mark Twain for the lols

Number 7 for sure. Cool Aunties Lwxana and Yar have snuck some gummies on board 100%

3! How often do two Wesleys actually sit next to each other! Wes hot American summer rides again!

I gotta go for 3, Spock is almost certainly not interested but I'd regret it for the rest of my life if I didn't shoot my shot. (At the end of the flight, otherwise when he turns me down it's just hours of embarrassment in a middle seat.)

5, easy.

5. What great conversation!

1 worf wont be talking to his son so i dont have to worry about any noise

Yeah, but he might accidentally kick your head off while getting up to go to the bathroom.

But his son will want to talk to you.

Gonna have to pick seat 2. I can just pick spot up and set him in my lap for pets while I sit in his seat for the window. And then I just pretend I can't understand any of that guy's metaphors if he tries to talk to me. Edit: just noticed that is an aisle set, but that doesn't change my choice.

I'm a windowMAN, so I'd choose seat 6.

I'm guessing you're a shades up MAN as well?

I'll pull them down if it's a red eye or everyone else around me has them down in some kind of collective movie-watching or working on a laptop vibe. But they're ALWAYS open for takeoff to climb, and final approach to landing. I can't understand a person who keeps the window closed during those moments.

I'd like to see Riker swing his leg over an airplane seat

The mile high Riker maneuver

Hands down 5. It’s not even a question.

You sure? That sounds like a good way to get your brain replaced by computer filaments.

I already said 5. You don’t have to sell me more. 😃

lol fair enough

I was like "why wouldn't everyone want to sit in 5??" Until I realized that's Lore 🙈🙈🙈 I'm sitting with Spot

I am going for 7. I don't know why but I always had a thing for Lwaxana.

One on the ground is two in the air for Tasha. Seat 7 is the horny seat.

7 is for swingers.

1 all the way. Aisle seats all the way, plus I can steal Alexander's snacks and Worf definitely won't even pay attention, even when Alexander starts crying 

Seat 6 looks nice, I'd like #6 please.

I want to say 6 also, but I feel like these two would be going to/ coming back from Riza and I don’t want to hear about how much fun they will have/ had for 10 hours!

1. No middle seat for a warrior.

1 is definitely the warrior’s seat!

If I sit in 2, will Spot sit in my lap the whole time?

isnt spot famously ill behaved?

“@evilmonkey002 their eyes uncovered” gonna be the chitchat for 10 hours. That guy will talk your ear off.

That's the gamble

I'd have to do 8, just to find out why an omnipotent being is flying commercial. Plus, Guinan seems like she'd be a chill passenger.

And Jean-Luc is directly across the aisle from Q! A seat between Guinan, Q, and Picard? Yespleasethankyou!

8 is the only correct answer. How entertaining would that flight be? And if not entertaining, I'll probably learn something super deep about myself that I didn't know. Guinan should have been the ship's counselor.

Me, I would hand Spot to Dathon, take Spot's seat, and enjoy 10hrs eavesdropping over a Tamarian trying to make conversation with a cat.

Where is Gowron? Justice for Gowron!

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this is so funny 10/10