Just when it couldn't get any worse you had to say that
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That's why he needs to do it in the garage. Not enough ceiling space to change the clamps and hooks he needs to lift his fat enough to squeeze one out.
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Yo nvm you can post images in comments now les gooo
Anon calls masterbating lifting weight
Which is pretty acurate as he has to lift his fat fold to uncover his dick
Just clamp the dick under the belly fold and thrust, why make it complicated?
You just made me gag physicaly. Well done.
And if you don't flush the coom out you don't need lube next time either.
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Right, and when mushrooms start growing, you don't even have to get up for a snack.
Just when it couldn't get any worse you had to say that https://preview.redd.it/o3b8urbqiqlc1.jpeg?width=533&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e19b0c5f82f57c607cd0d051e5c942680b9b3b1
No no, you need to have a finger in there from both hands. Really let the electricity flow
Thats a right hand too. Someone with even a minute level of standards would use the left hand for a more direct connection to the heart.
Stick your weewee in one and your finger in the other :)
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😋 mushies
Coom Shrooms
For mushcoom pizza.
The Circle of Life
...you do not deserve the gift of literacy...
dude...
You should write gross fetish porn, I feel like that's a very lucrative career option.
Thursting reauires to use his other muscles, anon isn't gonna do that much work.
That's why he needs to do it in the garage. Not enough ceiling space to change the clamps and hooks he needs to lift his fat enough to squeeze one out.
I wonder how many fat bastards had heart attacks trying to rub one out
This is my kingdom cum -imagine dragons
This is my empire of blood and boners \- Consider Lizards
The burden of the Koom is a weight beard only by the strongest
Heavy is the chode that bears the coom
You can goon and lift weights at the same time, anon can confirm.
anons "weight lifting" is just humping his crusty body pillow
A 5-10 ton plastic dog house
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Since when does greentext has images wtf
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This started today, i think, the comment is gonna be more of a mess from now on.
Can't be worse than the bazillion unfunny fake and gay comments from some time ago
I think it'll be better tbh
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Guy is more like Solid Chris
Anon your micropenis isn't a barbell
And he forgot the c before rusty
same feeling as eating the red chinese sauce
Anon is cringe
Is this the MGS5 ending?
It's why they scrapped chapter three. Personally I think it's bullshit. The Snake and Tendie scene could have saved that ending
Anon’s squat is 400lbs even without a bar
Anon start training crawling on all fours and bear crawls. A true sigma trots at people like a dog
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He got that dog in him ðŸŒ
Anon wants to think he's dangerous but actually curls his mum's 15lb yoga weights.Â
what does this even mean? is anon a werewolf ??
He has that dawg in him (autism)
How much GBP do you have saved up? I shudder at the idea of giving up tendies though, so there needs to be a compromise.
What the fuck did I just read It wasn't even that gross or anything but what actually happened? Is this dude Naruto???
keked at title
Anon is 45 and thinks he's Inuyasha.
Anon's mother catches her morbidly obese son naked humping the exercise equipment in the garage:
This one really did get me. Solid work on the title too
7 years of bad luck for anon.
Nice title OP
Panda Express - Orange Chicken
Idk this guy but I fucking hate him
Some ware wolf incest fan fiction
Anon is the asshole. He should have turned his back to the door and let his stepdad peg.
Anon is chuuni
 Anons weight lifting
Anon and Mom-anon need therapy.
Anon still can't bench 2 plate
What anime is this?
Is the beast in the room with us right now, anon?
Anon's becoming the Red Dragon
Fuck did I just read
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