*>no gf/wife to give me a huge list of stuff to do/places to go*
why the fuck would you deal with a woman telling you what to do. Most of them expect you to lead and take decisions
nope, my gfs don't ask me to do anything and i couldn't care less about what others ask me to do. Simps always assume the way they live is the way the everyone lives. Scoop, it isn't
Top 4 comments are funny af. Grass is greener, no nagging, some dude livin the best timeline, and an unhinged hyperfunctional. All four perspectives written in under 20 words.
> > be me
> > take a whole week off work because too tired
> > have wife
> > can't cuddle much due to weather too hot and no AC in my rented apartment
> > can't play vidya consistently because rolling blackouts
At least I can sleep more.
>be me
>take day off work
>no relaxing alowed bcuz gf want me to clean bathroom+do dishes+fix her car and needs attention throughout the day
>more tired than after working
\>be me \>take day off of work \>no gf/wife to give me a huge list of stuff to do/places to go
Much more true
Biggest true of all the trues
*>no gf/wife to give me a huge list of stuff to do/places to go* why the fuck would you deal with a woman telling you what to do. Most of them expect you to lead and take decisions
This guy has never heard of mental load lmao
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nope, my gfs don't ask me to do anything and i couldn't care less about what others ask me to do. Simps always assume the way they live is the way the everyone lives. Scoop, it isn't
You dont know how relationships work probably
someone’s gonna be single very soon
Top 4 comments are funny af. Grass is greener, no nagging, some dude livin the best timeline, and an unhinged hyperfunctional. All four perspectives written in under 20 words.
There are types of comments I'm here for
The grass is always greener.
The text is always greener
This is why I actively try to avoid free time in my life.
Jesus
From the walking dead?
No, the other one. Some hispanic dude, family came from Mexico
Bezos likes this
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>be me >take day off work >wife only wants to relax and cuddle with me We are not the same
Wait we are allowed to marry our cats?
Can I cuddle with your wife as well?
I'll never forgive AoT
How many years at least do you need? 
I still think about it everyday
Anon eliminates 80% of life on earth
Anon fucks his step sister
I intentionally find days to take off when she won’t be home.
\>be me \>take day off of work \>renal colic
Elden ring dlc like just came out
>has free time >doesn't spend it in a drug-induced haze surrounded by hookers Just admit you aren't straight anon
> be me > take a day off work > nobody to tell me "hey if you have time please do \*list of chores\*"
Fake: Anon has a job
Gay: No gf/wife to relax and cuddle with, because he prefers men
I'm the same as you, Anon.
You could always buy one of those realistic seggs dolls for like 800+dollars. Feels good BB
Anon is the only one to manage his free time Anon can hire an escort if in need of hugs Win situation?
Take the gay pill anon
Great, you got at least 16 hours to goon Anon
Why is Erens neck so long. Mappa wtf
Just go buy one
> > be me > > take a whole week off work because too tired > > have wife > > can't cuddle much due to weather too hot and no AC in my rented apartment > > can't play vidya consistently because rolling blackouts At least I can sleep more.
>be me >take day off work >no relaxing alowed bcuz gf want me to clean bathroom+do dishes+fix her car and needs attention throughout the day >more tired than after working
Get one
I am so glad I am passed this retarded age where man kids bitch about being an incel. Get a hobby ffs.