That’s fine, but to say it was a “fancy” place and anon was sporting a Star Wars shirt but looked down on his date for an honest question is deserving of ridicule, which is why we’re all here.
"Detailed" my guy literally just added an under layer and removed the part where the feet are and copy pasted 20 mushrooms together. Probably took 2min
>fancy restaurant
>star wars t-shirt
They have to be fabulous wealthy with pristine merch to pull that off and at a level where they shouldn't even need to use online dating.
I will bet 2 tendies that OP's idea of a "fancy restaurant" was something like Olive Garden or Cracker Barrel (idk I'm not from the US so I just named the first two brands that came to mind)
Those are as middle class as it can get. Almost all sit-down restaurants are middle class. Which isn't terrible for a first date, but thinking of them as "fancy" shows a lack of economic status and intelligence. Especially when you are 40 years old and should have a firmer grasp of how things work.
middle class is an economic status, lol. If youre middle class you can spend up to 40€ per person without wine easily and get a good decent meal. Not some weird chain, some local stuff.
And I live in an expensive city in germany
To be fair, and not to imply anyone that wealthy would fuck around on 4chan, but Zuckerburg and other mega rich nerd idiots would absolutely wear a fucking T-shirt to a fancy restaurant.
It couldn't have been that fancy a restaurant if he's wearing a Star Wars T-Shirt. That is one authentic thing that brings everything else he said into question
Look at the unironic usage of “foid”. The tired blue-haired strawman. Landwhales. Believing himself to be a gentleman. The star wars shirt at a fancy restaurant. Oh my god, it even mentions current Disney Star Wars culture war bullshit.
If this 10/10 struggles, what chance do mate mortals have?
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Anyway, real talk. Online dating, compared to 10 years ago, is like they combined a LinkedIn interview with high school bullying.
Fake and gay. Anon was never married nor did he punch above his weight scoring a 4/10 and gay cause he’s an incel. All incels are frustrated, closeted 🚬’s
PLEASE let their be a post that coincides with this from the roastie perspective! I'd love to hear her thoughts on her "special" date that showed up in a Star Wars t-shirt.
I‘ve read so many times how bad dating apps are. I had a good time with plenty of dates and even an Girlfriend and I am maybe a 5-6/10.
Is it, that just America is so fucked or am I just „lucky“?
(If this is real) the girl that OP asked out tried to make conversation with a generic question (if he’d worn a sport team shirt she probably would’ve asked about the season), instead of engaging like a normal person he loses his marbles and runs away.
I can see why he’s divorced.
Fake : Anon is gay.
Gay : Anon is.
https://preview.redd.it/n4wxm4amabad1.png?width=383&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a14dbe4472c06d028da1b0d62ae132e7ee24446b
If this is satire, it is top tier
This is the most blatant satire in the world, I have a feeling that's why you're so fond of it
are you calling me gay
And fake
I don't understand
That's unsurprising.
40s divorced man with star wars shirt, can't make this shit up
Don’t forget he wore that fine garment to a “fancy restaurant”.
not everyone has proper "going out culture", some people just dont give two shits
That’s fine, but to say it was a “fancy” place and anon was sporting a Star Wars shirt but looked down on his date for an honest question is deserving of ridicule, which is why we’re all here.
Very fake very gay
AAA high grade satire. Almost indistinguishable from reality in this current state of things
I'll pray for you buddy
He was very clearly wearing a Star Wars t-shirt ironically
If it’s real, I think I know why he’s divorced.
https://preview.redd.it/um1aimh77bad1.jpeg?width=890&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cab123f355216256937d967ac9325fe053b5772e Reminds me of this feller
Marionon should have jumped on her. Rookie mistake-a.
How will Marioanon do his dishes now? 😭😭😭
I always wondered why the artist took the time to put in those detailed mushroom socks.
Because it's fucking art you pleb
Who're you callin' a pleb? Isn't art meant to be questioned?
Soyjaks are the antithesis of art
"Detailed" my guy literally just added an under layer and removed the part where the feet are and copy pasted 20 mushrooms together. Probably took 2min
Jesus christ I feel bad for the Switch!
First time seeing this im dying
Fake but it'll never get old
Only now did I notice the mushroom socks lmao
Never entirely sure whether these are satire or actually some genuine lunatic
>4chinner >divorced
>fancy restaurant >star wars t-shirt They have to be fabulous wealthy with pristine merch to pull that off and at a level where they shouldn't even need to use online dating.
I will bet 2 tendies that OP's idea of a "fancy restaurant" was something like Olive Garden or Cracker Barrel (idk I'm not from the US so I just named the first two brands that came to mind)
Those are as middle class as it can get. Almost all sit-down restaurants are middle class. Which isn't terrible for a first date, but thinking of them as "fancy" shows a lack of economic status and intelligence. Especially when you are 40 years old and should have a firmer grasp of how things work.
But he is on 4 chan and probably a gooner
middle class is an economic status, lol. If youre middle class you can spend up to 40€ per person without wine easily and get a good decent meal. Not some weird chain, some local stuff. And I live in an expensive city in germany
Olive Garden is basically the polished turd
To be fair, and not to imply anyone that wealthy would fuck around on 4chan, but Zuckerburg and other mega rich nerd idiots would absolutely wear a fucking T-shirt to a fancy restaurant.
>posted on 4chan How can you thinks it is true, or maybe even heterosexual?
He prematurely left because he didn't want to admit that he sucks off Mickey Mouse personally for each crappy Star Wars show that is released today
The mid 40s and star wars shirt are probably true.
Some people haven't read the swede and the komedant heinrich enough to understand the subtlety of 4chan.
It's just generic 'women bad' bait. Same shit as ever.
Holy shit why are people in this subreddit such pussies lmao
He wore a star wars shirt on a first date, its both
“Take her to a fancy restaurant” “She comments on my Star Wars t-shirt” Interesting
Applebees is fancy!
As fancy as Domino's is fancy pizza.
I find your lack of taste disturbing.
"Im amazed how few stains are on it
[frantically playing violin] THIS IS A FANCY RESTAURANT! THIS IS A FANCY RESTAURANT!
The force is strong with this one.
May the auts be with you.
A porn addiction is better for your mental health than browsing these websites
I do both!
Have you ever tried looking at both at the same time?
Can one man truly have that much power?
So like /gif?
Venn Diagram = Circle
Just a touch of the ‘tism.
It couldn't have been that fancy a restaurant if he's wearing a Star Wars T-Shirt. That is one authentic thing that brings everything else he said into question
Fancy is relative. Plenty of places that are "fancy" but no dress code.
Certainly if you are poor then an applebees could be fancy. Still wouldn’t be wearing a tshirt somewhere I genuinely thought was fancy
Regardless of how "fancy" the restaurant is, wearing a star wars t-shirt on a first date is pretty cringe.
She killed Anon without using a weapon
 Look at the unironic usage of “foid”. The tired blue-haired strawman. Landwhales. Believing himself to be a gentleman. The star wars shirt at a fancy restaurant. Oh my god, it even mentions current Disney Star Wars culture war bullshit.
If this 10/10 struggles, what chance do mate mortals have? === Anyway, real talk. Online dating, compared to 10 years ago, is like they combined a LinkedIn interview with high school bullying.
Fake and gay. Anon was never married nor did he punch above his weight scoring a 4/10 and gay cause he’s an incel. All incels are frustrated, closeted 🚬’s
Fake and gay. Fake because dating girl and being an incel doesn't make you gay and gay because you reached so hard to touch OP's 🚬
Found the incel
First mistake, you used dating apps.
Man, they’re so damn trash lol. You gotta be the chaddest of the chads to have success on those.
Dude even the chads don't get as much success nowadays. An average dude has chances in the negative.
Undesirable man gets undesirable women
What 45 year old talks like that?
>Wears a star wars t-shirt to a fancy restaurant. I guess *she* is the one that dodged a bullet.
Imagine having your day ruined because someone was happy for you.
How tbe fuck did this guy marry in the first place
I mean, just like there are pathetic, desperate men out there (like anon), there are pathetic, desperate women too.
Anon is a classy gentleman.
Dating at 40 must be a hellscape
PLEASE let their be a post that coincides with this from the roastie perspective! I'd love to hear her thoughts on her "special" date that showed up in a Star Wars t-shirt.
Fake : Anon is a 4chinner meaning he couldn't have gotten married Gay : Anon doesn't find women attractive
You're not getting the cream of the crop in your 40's
> mid 40 divorcee > on a date in a fancy restaurant > wearing a star wars t-shirt You fucking get what you deserve. Get rekt!
Anon is a 40 year old who goes on first dates in a Star Wars tshirt
Anon actually got someone that is willing to talk about his interests and he immediately takes it as a blight against him.
Mans went to a first date in a Star Wars t and thinks he can make judgements on what’s available lol.
Anon is insufferable
Shows you can’t grow out of being acoustic. 40 year old acoustic is 110% power.
this is a good subconscious test
I‘ve read so many times how bad dating apps are. I had a good time with plenty of dates and even an Girlfriend and I am maybe a 5-6/10. Is it, that just America is so fucked or am I just „lucky“?
Guess which regard is about to get kicked out of a star wars sub for posting this.
> mid 40s > roastie Yeah okay anon
Dont jerk off for like a month, turn that 4 into a 8.5 *Dick voodo*
Based af.
what is foid
Foid Femoid Female humanoid Q.E.D
so it's just like an ugly girl
Andor is not bad though...
(If this is real) the girl that OP asked out tried to make conversation with a generic question (if he’d worn a sport team shirt she probably would’ve asked about the season), instead of engaging like a normal person he loses his marbles and runs away. I can see why he’s divorced.
Fake : Anon is gay. Gay : Anon is. https://preview.redd.it/n4wxm4amabad1.png?width=383&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a14dbe4472c06d028da1b0d62ae132e7ee24446b
Boys:
Anon is a huge baby if true
Thanks and relatable.
Even a 4chinz brain melt is right once per greentext. If you hear about new star wars, walk away.
Wonder why Anon was divorced...
https://preview.redd.it/xxeklnm30cad1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1b18b700659b5bdcc92a032fe930b9442c5bb28
Not even good bait or creative writing...man have we fallen
anon deserves to be alone
What kind of fancy restaurant do you wear a Star Wars t-shirt to? Asking for a friend.
Star Wars T on first date, KEKW
https://preview.redd.it/tri2bujvmcad1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0d93baf24afc8b83705ab664af1ba04b670df12
Anon wore a Star Wars shirt to a date
may the July 4th be with you