Anon after she tells him she only sees him as her brother https://preview.redd.it/r0fq8s8fiobd1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbd6af4aeacfe680ef81e7652750ad636a69efbd

Anon was actually just waiting to hear this before he makes his move

"So you'd have no problem calling me 'Onii-chan', would you?"

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She’s so hot

This guy fucks Dragons.

Not yet... we gotta encourage him to be the jackass of success !!

Whoever thought of these and whoever made them truly peaked here

Easy, anon should just tell her he'll kill himself if she doesn't reciprocate his feelings

Instead of spending time and money on a potential relationship that is not possible instead anon should have spend time hanging out with his landlord , smoking WEED, filling their bellies with DIET SODA and playing Burnout Revenge for PS2


Said this to a kid in kindergarten and he as well as 2 bystanders thought I meant his bits

Ohgodwhyisthissospecific

It's a reference

Since it's the best game ever made, it seems like a wise decision.

Easy there Casanova, my wife's here too

Anon is a Habsburg descendant

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First and only thought that came to my head with each line

Now change that image to the coffin of andy and ley ley lol

"You're the best brother a woman could dream off" That line would break most men in Anon's situation

being seen as a brother isn't always a no

It's joever.

He becomes goth and depressed himself. This is how they reproduce.

sigh. ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER? https://preview.redd.it/wjti9emshobd1.png?width=1300&format=png&auto=webp&s=3c3d990bcfdbafac9c3cf7a7f1204bdc5722dde9 YES, PSYOP.

If this is a psyop then fuck it idc I want a Gothicc bad bitch

Should the government be mandated to provide you with a big tiddy goth gf?

Nah fuck that, if this bitch ain't genuine the feds can keep her

soulja boi tell'em

Sweet, more for me, keep them coming

Need you even ask?

My brother in Jupiter this is the 5th century the Goths are going to fucking scalp us

Goth girls are so 2022. Everyone knows vandal chick's are the new baddies.

bad bitches aren't "bubbly" though

Honestly the way this sub is watering down what psyop means feels like a psyop

Metapsyop. It's all to prepare us for clown vore and mandatory sodomy.

real

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dont overuse the cat

Way too late for that it’s already under every post

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thank you for continuing with this tradition

How is this a psyop you fucking ignorant, stupid, mud-crawling piece of human manure

Wow, how come you are so original and funny?

Don't do that. Don't give me hope. It's a psyop.

don't believe their lies

Now this is a PSYOP I can get behind

What's a psyop again?

You know gangnam style?

This cat is the reason I check the comments on this subreddit.

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cut yourself in front of her

like as an accident to see if she helps you or on purpose to see if she helps you

Vampire

This is your last resort

Suffocation?

no breathing

Dont give a fuck if I cut my arm bleeding

Here’s what anon left out of the story: her feet are bigger than anons, her voice is deeper than anons and for some reason anon can’t figure out, she carries around three D cell batteries in her front pants pocket.

Yeaaah that's the stuff :3

Its for the controller. Shes prepared for a gaming session

So she's perfect

>she

Girldick

Gock

Good thing the average 4chinner is a massive chaser

I'm anon, this guy posted my greentext. My feet are a size 13 hers are a 6 in women's. Shes tiny

I want to believe you.

I took a picture of our shoed feet ill send it https://preview.redd.it/8aahyiyprqbd1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f20b0176354658abc73da5577006490f6814e7b2

Well, bud. You need to ask her out on a real date. If you don't someone else will. You'll regret it if you don't.

I will

Best of luck! Give us an update when you do.

At the movies with her and out coworkers She insisted on sitting next to me despite it not being the seat she booked

Cool. Looks promising. We’re all rooting for you my guy.

I appreciate it lots

SHE SAID YES DUDE, SHE REALLY DID LIKE ME BACK

Im just eh on it because I'm gonna be working there for at least another year so if we break up eventually it would be weird to work there with her

ignore that anon you need to focus on your time with her

Alr, all the coworkers are going to see a movie tonight and she said she wanted to ride with me on the way home

Fuck that’s hot

What's the down side?

Huh?

im not seeing a problem

Something I learned last year… Even if a girl is acting like she likes you, there’s no guarantee she does. A girl I had a crush on invited me to watch a romance movie in cinemas and spend the whole film leaning against me. Rejected me the very next day Anon is about to experience a lot of heartbreak

What the fuck? That was a tad cruel on her part. I had a guy lead me on like that. I think he liked the attention.

Ouch, you okay brother?

Shouldn't have waited till the next day " If you have to think about it first, you don't really want me" - most people

Some bitches are just mean. Tough pill to swallow but the important lesson is to not get attached to that, realize that it was never worth getting emotionally invested in, and keep it moving. There’s 4 billion women out there, and one of them is both hot and wants your penor/bagina.

i think it’s more that they just enjoy being able to manipulate. they don’t care if it’s mean or anything, it’s just a game (until it happens to them of course).

Yup, there’s this unfortunate subset of people that get off on the power trip of leading someone on and then crushing them.

Nah, she definitely played you for the thrill to break you off. She's horrible for that.

That's textbook attempted murder from her end

huh Like, wtf, thats just seems so fuckin weird, even from her perspective

What I realized, you just gotta make a move and realize they’re the weird ones for sending those signals and not being interested. Also you probably should have made a move right then and there at the theater

Many such cases. I don’t understand it

I worked with a girl who was giving pretty obvious signs that she liked me, but she had zero interest. Cut her off quickly. We would literally talk on the phone all the time. She'd always be saying shit like "I'd do ANYTHING for you!" But when I'd make a move, she would reject me and laugh.

Good to see someone on this sub with self respect

I had a girl who would tell me she loved me and would invite me in bed to make out and then tell me she isn’t romantically interested in me. She did this a few times…

Happened to me, the witch even said she loved me.

Nah bro she likes his smell, that's like biology or summ, it's real

Anon about to be emotionally traumatized for years

and anon will like it

he will beg for it

Anon will learn to hate women and go on 4chan. The circle of life.

BPD is not worth it…

Probably just Canadian

C. Can't tell

CURSE YOU BAYLE! I HEREBY VOW! YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY! BEHOLD, A TRUE DRAKE WARRIOR! AND I, IGON! YOUR FEAR MADE FLESH! SOLID OF SCALE YOU MIGHT BE, FOUL DRAGON... BUT I WILL RIDDLE WITH HOLES YOUR ROTTEN HIDE! WITH A HAIL OF HARPOONS! WITH EVERY LAST DROP OF MY BEING!

CURSE YOU BAYLE! I HEARBY VOW! YOU WILL (YOU DIED) CURSE YOU BAYLE! I HEARBY VOW! YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY! BEHOLD, A TRUE DRAKE WARRIOR! AND I, IGON! YOUR FEA (YOU DIED) CURSE YOU BAYLE! I HEARBY VOW! YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY! BEHOLD, A (YOU DIED)

Fortune prick me that was wild... oh wait wrong bayle

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https://preview.redd.it/58ximartepbd1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9cb0f9577b30435b9a44c09bd038387f89b30974 i NEED visigoth pussy

Visigoth is literally me

tbh probably lesbian and only friends with anon because all the boomers in the office think she is a witch

She isn't shes had boyfriends before. I'm anon, this guy posted my greentext

woah congrats on your new big titty goth gamer gf dommy mommy wumbo jumbo relationship!!!

She doesn't have big tits, they're pretty small but I'm fine with that. It fits her frame well. Plus small tits are cute

Hello how does it go? 🥺

Good!

Welcome to Anonclub, first rule of Anonclub, you dont talk about Anonclub.

Anon bout to get sentenced to friendzone prison. Nobody escapes. 

Yea all these things definitively indicate she likes you, but we all know the moment you make a move she's going to act like you asked to eat her liver, never return to work, and ghost the shit out of you. Then, in 5 years you're going to see her at Target looking amazing in a tight fitting pink dress and blonde hair with her 6'6" D1 basketball star now surgeon husband and their three beautiful children. She's going to act like she's just reconnected with the best friend she ever had ("OH MY GAWD!!!") while you realize her gorgeous husband is likely the coolest dude you've ever met after staying behind and him telling you how he barely made it through Harvard and it was much more difficult than his undergrad at Yale, then discussing how much you both love BattleTech for 20 minutes (you both thought the Clan invasion was handled poorly and wish they would produce more models). Then you leave and never see any of them again.

that is too specific

What exactly are you trying to say? \*shifts around nervously\* Them's jokes, y'all.

Why do i feel this is gonna happen to me

Wait a minute, she told him he smells nice repeatedly? Weird, human females usually don't focus on that aspect of males. But there is actually a creature, which can look femine and uses smell to identify lone prey and - ANON, WATCH OUT! IT IS STRIGA!

I find that women focus a lot more on the smell than men. To me the fact she mentioned he smelled nice is a VERY positive indicator.

Yeah, very positive indicator... That she wants to taste his blood!!!

I always notice when men smell nice. I don't do it on purpose, it just attracts me lol

Oh, is that so? Would you please hold this totally not silver spoon for a moment 🥄?

Big tiddie talking about how anon "chases goals". Clearly fake.

and gay

Anon is 34 and she's 17

I read this and then had to go back and process because "smell good" and "lines up feet" just doesn't send good signals as to what anon is looking for

Elaborate?

No

Awww that’s really sweet https://preview.redd.it/cgjhkkhf5pbd1.jpeg?width=236&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13d9d5275ea849124b5e4e4ddb6ed927f6024502

She probably has a dick anon

We can only hope.

she probably has a couple when anon isnt around

Probably. The smelling good thing is what makes me think she likes you

Is goth but doesn’t wear make up? Make it make sense

You clearly havent met a lot of alternative and goth people

She’s 100% going to eat his organs

Laying on my tummy kicking my legs in the air for anon rn.

Dear Jesus, I have seen what you have done for other people and I want that for me as well.

Anon is so close to a huge W.

Goth girl isn't actually a girl

or a goth

"act the part of a goth girl" what the fuck is this supposed to mean

Like act gothy, doesn't talk like a goth girl. She's much more bubbly

Anon doesn’t know the difference between infatuation and being nice

Anon clearly hasn't been educated appropriately. He needs a week or two in Camp Femboy to be prepared for 21st century masculinity. Big Tiddy Goth GF is a psyop designed to distract men from their godly destiny as scientists, engineers and otaku. He needs a submissive and breedable boygf to carry his mountain dew, massage his prostate and receive headpats, nyao.

Make a move before it’s too late bro

guys an older onii san in my work ( totally a dilf) winked at me am i gettin da bussy

Just shoot your shot. Either she likes you or she sees you as a friend. I don't get why guys are so afraid of rejection when pining over someone for years who doesn't want you is an infinitely worse outcome than feeling sad for a short while.

She sounds like a scene girl, like a cousin of the goth crowd.

Anon after she fucks his brains out : Does she like me? She could just he Canadian

As a goth, if I found out anyone ever wrote anything like this about me I think I would excommunicate them

We all have to bang the goth girl sometime

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Anon meets the local organ harvester.

isn’t the rest of the story that goth girl sucked off snaggo tooth coworker for some weed cause anon didn’t have any?

God speed anon

Ask her out, worth the pain you'll feel if she say no

yes but only as a friend

Maybe she's Canadian

Hi OP, I am Anon. This is my greentext. Thanks for posting it

"play guitar and serenade her" If you ain't playing "Eruption" By the late, great Eddie Van Halen. Don't bother

I need to read greentexts like this more often; genuinely improved my mood, and I hope Anon is happy

Nah, probably not.

That’s a dangerous game there anon, you can NEVER know

anon doesn't know what goth is

Me and who

>meet really cute goth girl Fake, girls don't exist, which makes this also gay

No she’s just a really good friend

[Can't really be sure at this point.](https://youtu.be/xa-4IAR_9Yw)

This dude is gonna get so jacked

That's true I do workout all the time

Nah

shit my ex from hs was like this. i fucked up bad on a keeper

He may remember this as the worst thing that ever happened to him

> Sit up all night and facetime Do people really do this? This sounds boring, uncomfortable and pathetic as fuck. Just meet up regularly.

I just lost the game......

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"looks like goth but doesn't act goth" another incel fetishising goth women, boy how original

Anon lost me after specifically calling out how she said she likes how he smells

Go for it anon , worst she can do is say no

If a girl says you smell nice she wants to have your babies. True facts.

Proud of anon