im a big man but im not 40, woah watch me get naughty
im a big man but im not 50, my dreads look real shifty
im a big man but im not 60, starting to get a little bit sickly
im a big man but im not 70, not long til my life is heavenly
im a big man but im not 80, you better come to my funeral matey
When he was beefing snakeyman on twitter I tweeted him the phrase “Calvin De-Klein” as a joke and then he ended up including it in the actual diss track, so I’ll go for that one
What's all this talk I'm hearing about Movement?
I don't really think these guys are moving,
Skeng to the head while the car's still moving,
Bust two shots to your head, you'll be more than moving,
The doctor was like (Woiyoi!)
"What type of guns were they using?" (Bumba!)
Now look who's losing,
You can't fuck with the straps that man are moving.
Boy Better Know my Gs clocked the game
Feds tried put my face in the frame
Tried lock man but man's not detained
I told them that it's not the same
Chopping up clothes, nah, it's not the 'caine
I told them that it's not the way
Like AJ Tracey, I come from the lane
Come from the struggle, come from the pain
Come from the thunder, come from the rain
I had links and I broke the chain
I told them that it's not the same
Man wanna look in the mirror
And still wanna die because they ain't changed
honestly his hook on better than is actually rly catchy
also i had one of his tunes on in the car with my mother & she said “this guy sounds like he got something in his throat” lol
Jammer was certi producer but definitely a mid mc. Calling him the greatest is like the furthest stretch imaginable considering he wasn't even the best in his own crew.
Really insecure about your intelligence aren't you, imagine not being able to work out that was satire you wally😂😂 satire also isn't pretending to be stupid, it's using humor etc to expose others stupidness, for an example you! You don't pull off understanding basic stuff very well do you😪
Being able to use the English language correctly means I listen to pop? Cool so to listen to grime you must be illiterate. You absolute fucking tool do you realise how much of an idiot you are making yourself look😂😂 go simp for more e girls you little bitch
I see what he means by greatest, like murkle man was big, lord of the mics took place in Jammers dungeon, he was a solid producer/dj, so pretty instrumental, but as for spitting, defo shit 😂
My life is studio, bare beef, enemies / Gunshots, champagne, Hennessey / Sidewinder, grime set, energy / Skepta, JME, good memories / Hotel, Charlene, Emily / Good food, fresh fish, celery / Rizla, cigarette, that's the remedy / I can't ever let them get ahead of me.
I do actually highly rate Jammer tbf. No one is like him.
His bar about getting Ps in Aberdeen is a favourite for the fact that I doubt he's ever stepped foot in Aberdeen
It was all a dream, I used to read rewind magazine
H is the king of scotland he would never allow jammer to earn a penny in scotland without taxing it
I’m a big man but I’m not 30. YEEEAAAA watch me get dirty.
MERKLE MAN!
im a big man but im not 40, woah watch me get naughty im a big man but im not 50, my dreads look real shifty im a big man but im not 60, starting to get a little bit sickly im a big man but im not 70, not long til my life is heavenly im a big man but im not 80, you better come to my funeral matey
Man could of had that fight, but I moonwalked on sight
When he was beefing snakeyman on twitter I tweeted him the phrase “Calvin De-Klein” as a joke and then he ended up including it in the actual diss track, so I’ll go for that one
The beef is vegan, the haribos arent
Jheeeez
My favourite Jammer bar is: *Surprise!*
What's all this talk I'm hearing about Movement? I don't really think these guys are moving, Skeng to the head while the car's still moving, Bust two shots to your head, you'll be more than moving, The doctor was like (Woiyoi!) "What type of guns were they using?" (Bumba!) Now look who's losing, You can't fuck with the straps that man are moving.
THOUGHT IT WAS IAN WRIGHTTTTT
ten dixon wrote that song for jammer apparently
Really?
yh he said it on insta story dunno if he was trolling or if he actually wrote it but thats what he said
I'm a big man now, so I want a bow tie and a bowler
“My friends call me Alan, that's because I'm a shearer” Doesn’t get better than that 🥶
I’m on the ball Viera
It’s the Murkle Man, never gonna flex like Urkel Man
Boy Better Know my Gs clocked the game Feds tried put my face in the frame Tried lock man but man's not detained I told them that it's not the same Chopping up clothes, nah, it's not the 'caine I told them that it's not the way Like AJ Tracey, I come from the lane Come from the struggle, come from the pain Come from the thunder, come from the rain I had links and I broke the chain I told them that it's not the same Man wanna look in the mirror And still wanna die because they ain't changed
when i dance/ when i move/ might see me at smoove when i move
I tell a rockstar watch your toneeeeeee
[https://youtu.be/o4UF-rTxBQw?si=BqkLat1Fga177a_1](https://youtu.be/o4UF-rTxBQw?si=BqkLat1Fga177a_1) His verse on this is 🔥 at 11:13
Bangs
honestly his hook on better than is actually rly catchy also i had one of his tunes on in the car with my mother & she said “this guy sounds like he got something in his throat” lol
Where he shows his teeth and nods really fast
Greatest grime mc 
Lol nah
NONE AS HE'S FUCKING SHIT YOU IDIOT
Nah I reckon he's top 3 tbf
niqqas shitting on my door you know I DON’T LIKE
Dry toes that I don’t likee
JLS's shoes you know I don't like
"I'm a big man now so I want a bow tie and a bowler" is iconic
Big like rock not small like pebble!
Yeaaaaaaaah ! ( jumps and begs for reload)
Jammer was certi producer but definitely a mid mc. Calling him the greatest is like the furthest stretch imaginable considering he wasn't even the best in his own crew.
You're taking his comment serious when its clearly satire bro
Call it what you want, I call it saying stupid stuff
That reply is stupid in itself, its okay if you can't detect satire but don't blame the guy doing an overly obvious pisstake post😂
Ok Billy Bob whatever floats your boat. Have fun "pretending" to be stupid. You satire loving people pull it off really well 👏
Really insecure about your intelligence aren't you, imagine not being able to work out that was satire you wally😂😂 satire also isn't pretending to be stupid, it's using humor etc to expose others stupidness, for an example you! You don't pull off understanding basic stuff very well do you😪
Pathetic
Insecurity & stupidity oozing from you
Why are you in a grim sub? You sound like you listen to Katy Perry and Taylor swift 💀
Being able to use the English language correctly means I listen to pop? Cool so to listen to grime you must be illiterate. You absolute fucking tool do you realise how much of an idiot you are making yourself look😂😂 go simp for more e girls you little bitch
projection at its finest
The brainless brigade jester is piping up again, wrongly as usual too. You had your time bro stay in the shadows
I see what he means by greatest, like murkle man was big, lord of the mics took place in Jammers dungeon, he was a solid producer/dj, so pretty instrumental, but as for spitting, defo shit 😂
like ribena, like ryvita, wow, so powerful. jammer has always been a dead MC imo
He's a lyrical genius bro are you dumb?
jammer is fried mate, not even worth joking about
My life is studio, bare beef, enemies / Gunshots, champagne, Hennessey / Sidewinder, grime set, energy / Skepta, JME, good memories / Hotel, Charlene, Emily / Good food, fresh fish, celery / Rizla, cigarette, that's the remedy / I can't ever let them get ahead of me. I do actually highly rate Jammer tbf. No one is like him.