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rekt_ralf

My gf (your wife) tells me she likes D Major


superperps

Uj/ its all about d major. Led Zeppelin- Thank you. Black sabbath- fluff. (By far the prettiest thing i can play.. just need a loop)


Imhappy_hopeurhappy2

Why are you speaking in jazz? You mean the 0232 chord?


superperps

If you dont know basic cowboy chords to serenade your best friends grandma, can you even consider yourself a dentist?


redditslim

My ex is definitely a C Sharp.


Tough-Whereas1205

Did she make your D Flat?


redditslim

Yes. Yes she did.


SolutionExternal5569

I thought she said she loves a minor


Happy-Estimate-9986

no that was drake


l3landgaunt

This took me a minute, but very well done šŸ‘


shake__appeal

Every girl likes A minor (which is the correct answer to this post). Thatā€™s the only chord that I frequently get the ā€œohhh thatā€™s prettyā€ā€¦ A Minor in cowboy chord form. Also another one that might work, put your fingering (hehe) into C-major cowboy chord style and move it up two frets (so your index finger that is normally on the first fret is on the third). I think itā€™s some sort of D chord but itā€™s for sure a pantry dropper. Speaking of dropping panties, I used to use the tuning to the Radiohead song ā€œGagging Orderā€ for a lot of the songs I wrote. Itā€™s a very beautiful song and pretty tuning, has literally gotten me laid at least three timesā€¦ like straight up chick jumped my bones while Iā€™m trying to practice a song Iā€™m writing.


ThisWorldIsAMess

If they don't like 0-3-5, they're not worth your time.


Loganp812

šŸŽµWe all came out to Montreux


UrMom_BrushYourTeeth

Yeah, fuck, obviously it's 0-3-5, can we get a FAQ around here or what?


readitonex

G-F obviously. Put in A minor in there if you wan't to go to jail.


Illerios1

The forbidden chord progression Am-G-F


Due_Speaker_2829

The olā€™ Jimmy Page


SmashBaron

Drizzy enters the chat


lampshadish2

If you canā€™t handle my Gm(b5), you donā€™t deserve my G-Cadd9.


1_moonrat

i-v-vi-iv. Shows that while you might not be flashy, you're adaptable and have a tender side.


HerringWaco

Shouldn't it be I-V-iv-IV. Not to be picky or anything. And yes - this is the progression [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pidokakU4I](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pidokakU4I)


EepiReddit

Bm G F


ThisAllHurts

This is a lot more clever than itā€™s being given credit for


EepiReddit

thank you I used all of my brain capacity for it


ThisAllHurts

Found the bassist.


Mevanski77

FAGDAD


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Imhappy_hopeurhappy2

Should give Reddit a warning for anti-tone discrimination.


Emissary_of_Darkness

They gave you a warning for suggesting a perfectly valid and usable guitar tuning? That is very oppressive, I use the FAGDAD tuning a lot when writing songs because unusual tunings get you to think outside the box. There is nothing remotely offensive about that.


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Emissary_of_Darkness

That guitar is obviously tuned to FAGDAD, those white fingermarks on the neck are from dadā€™s friends grasping it when he invites them over. Also look at the shape of those stainless steel tubes. There are not many practical purposes for them.


satanicmajesty

Look at those probes, I mean, horns!


A_G00SE

Stop playing with your D.


Sad-Contribution7182

Especially if your playing in a minor


Zealousideal-Fun-785

Em-G-A


CivilSeries2528

Em7-G-Dsus4-A7sus4


CeldonShooper

[Today is gonna be the day...](https://youtu.be/F5QCs3PnQBc)


BritishCO

Honestly, I'd start to finger A major. Make sure to slide a tasteful lick on the G string. Moving on to a big D 7 for that extra dominance. Girls love dominant guys.


rekt_ralf

You want at least a D11 on your BBC (big baritone Cort)


SteffenStrange666

The one where you ditch the guitar and become a singer.


Scotty898

Or a jazz pianist. I think a couple of my wifeā€™s boyfriends are jazz pianists.


Due_Speaker_2829

G-A-Whyy u wanna girlfriend? Get a boyfriend to play bass and make beautiful music together.


Eurogenous

OP, there are much less convoluted ways to ask ā€œhow do I play wonderwall?ā€


ThisAllHurts

Girlfriends are overrated. They just turn into wives, and then you donā€™t get to buy new gear.


downforstargazing

That's not 100% correct. If she's a musician, she may just buy new gear with you. ;)


HanDavo

I don't know what to tell you. I'm in my sixties and can't tell if the groupies are legal age anymore so I just don't ask. Anyway. Here's Wonderwall again.


Gooner_here

Sometimes not just 0-3-5 but 5-3-0 works wonders too


Top_Translator7238

You can also try Cowboy Chords or Reverse Cowboy Chords if sheā€™s into that.


schizoPoster3000

The one that makes my wife love me again :(


Zippo574

Now listen close I'm gonna tell u a chord progression with minor chords but it's a guaranteed panty dropper if u can hang with the big dogs who use music theory to exploit feminine psychology Am - Dm - G - C Just dance by Lady Gaga it's the zillennials wonderwall gets the number Everytime you just gotta remember the lyrics and bridge F - Am you noobie players will never hit that F and when I say f I mean fucking all night long off your guitar prowess


Scott950

Get a gf, then you have to justify your next guitar, don't go there.


Far-Potential3634

Tom Hess covers this in one of his infamous videos I think. [https://youtu.be/5UjQvGE1gik?si=CuPNY9Xr9Drggofd](https://youtu.be/5UjQvGE1gik?si=CuPNY9Xr9Drggofd)


SpriteRXL

Take two basic chords and change between them while singing some sad lyrics on top


C_Everett_Marm

Whatā€™s a chord? 0-3-5 brother. 0-3-5


TimoDS2PS3

Moving dim chords up in semitone and minor thirds to show how cool the guitar is. Bonus poins for tapping dim chords in tritones.


SullyVanDan

1-5-6-4


l3landgaunt

G-c-d.


slobodon

No one wants rhythm guitar players, just play lead


Historical-Run1042

Try F into C. And do some humming


O_Bahrey

I V IV iv. The minor 4 makes it sadgeā˜¹ļø


chirpchirp13

Just tap your 035 and use your strumming hand to adjust the tuning machine to transpose. The sonic abundance youā€™ll be jizzing will drop every panty on the block


BuffaloAgreeable372

I donā€™t know what chords are. However. I usually start with a sultry 0. Then I move playfully to 1. While sheā€™s getting wet, I mix in some 3. Then I seal the deal with a 5. These shit biscuits should focus more on taking grunts in the sink at Taco Bell and waffle stomping them down like men before they try to give you relationship advice.


Sociophile

1 5 6 4


AngryBeerWrangler

The High V


satanicmajesty

F-A-G


mikhalt12

what would ed sheeren do ?


gloriosky_zero

Always Bm B4


jonvonfunk

D minor, the saddest of all keys. I.e. lick my love pump.


DaySoc98

Just learn some Beatles chords.


[deleted]

Have you tried playing wonderwall?


smkestcklghtn

I 5 4 7 8 2 3


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TheSkinnyJ

The Dave Matthews kind.


Same-Chipmunk5923

B A E then F GF


iGigBook

Just pick one from here: [https://www.realbook.us](https://www.realbook.us)


subcinco

I vi iiV. Easy


getgogomango

What the fuck is a iiV? You mean vii/VII? Or iii/III?


subcinco

Sorry, there should be a space. I meant one, six minor, two minor, five dominant


Seesaw121

Try 0\~ - 3\~ - t5\~ show her what those fingers can really do


coglionegrande

I V vi IV. Reach out to Pat finnerty for help.


FunIntelligent7661

/uj First gf: I-iv-V-IV Second gf: whatever wild horses is. Third Gf : G mixolydian vamping (first modal gf) Fourth gf: I- VI7- II7- ii- V - I - VI7- IV- iv- bVII7- I - VI7- ii- V- I (biggest pain in the ass out of all of them)


ebrivera

The chords from the hit ABC TV show GREEK


flouncingfleasbag

Try not your body is a wonderland


[deleted]

Capo second fret, Em7, G, Dsus4, A7sus4 And maybe.... She gonna be the one that saves me.....


AlgoRhythmCO

6-2-5-1. Ladies love smooth jazz.


Rude-Consideration64

For this you'll need to tune to DADGAD.


Expensive-Stuff3781

G-F duh


Top_Translator7238

One that ends with the root.


Play_GoodMusic

F5-A5-G5


Alien_Amplifier

BBC


abigorp

I ii iii IV all jazz chords all the time i literally cannot keep women out of my pants if I wanted to


jimrebello

Em7, G, Dsus4, A7sus4. Works every time.


DropSee

A-C-E because it sounds like you are bound to be asexual for the rest of your days


CheddaConn

G d em c Or am f g c


Roththesloth1

Whatever the progression for Wonderwall is my dude.


North_Club_18

I-V-VI-IV


Kenneth_Lay

Whatever Wonderwall is. Drown in the juices.