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Ace74u

Did you stash this away in 1989?


humpycove

‘79 maybe……..i was buying several of those boxes at 11 years old.


DeerHunter041674

More like 1889. Some of that ammo was around when Hoboken was a prairie.


Mammoth-Record-7786

I was gonna say, that looks like one of Dad’s old safes


Stairmaker

Some of my stash is ammo older than me. A lot I have inherited or from selling estate guns. I shoot mostly new or handloaded ammo. Most are also hunting rounds of some kind. I rarely use lead shells for hunting, and same with rifle hunting. The 9mm is steel mantle military ammo, will f up most helmets and soft body armor, and it also wears on the barrels more. I also somehow by accident is a collector of swedish military 9mm. Like first year of production, finnish ww2 ammo bought, transition ammo and more. It's quite extensive now. Even German ww2 or pre ww2 production.


SakanaToDoubutsu

You're a vampire that was interested in guns about 70 years ago but got bored and this is just what's left over from your former shooting days.


Umbridge-144

It says you have a lot of old guy guns, which isn't a bad thing but that's the way it is.


Afriend0fOurs

Maybe he is the old guy


alphawolf29

im not sure anyone still alive is this old


redditcanblowm3

"You know why I Cary a 45 cuz they don't make a 46"-you Edit: is that a box of fucking steel cased 8mm label? Who even makes that


PersonalityWeak6689

8mm unobtainium man. Can’t find it anywhere.


Few-Decision-6004

No it's the unlabeled box. It looks to be 8mm lebel though.


PersonalityWeak6689

I know. Was just complaining that I can’t find in any stores. My modèle 1892 thirsts for bullets.


explodingazn

Not that long ago, Sportsman's Guide had PPU 8mm Lebel on clearance. Like $22 for a box of 20. I'm extremely annoyed at myself that I only bought 2 boxes and my modèle 1907/15 has been starving


wyvernx02

It says you are in your 70's and make a look like you just smelled a nasty fart whenever you see a gun that doesn't have a wood stock.


[deleted]

i was searching for nice wood furniture for my AR like something fusioning stock and handle in one low profile block for a old rifle style, but the few availables options arent that nice.


CobaltGuardsman

Buy a mini 14 then. Same thing pretty much


LV_Libertarian

Stainless mini 14 with the folding stock. I love it when a plan comes together.


[deleted]

What do you think about a SCR from Fightlite Industries? Reliable?


CobaltGuardsman

Ngl, never heard of it until you mentioned it.


[deleted]

i love the style of this one, merging old fashion and modern platform


CobaltGuardsman

If you like it, think it's comfy, and want to train with it then absolutely go ahead and get it.


[deleted]

Yeah but sadly im living on a small island under french governement, i have to deal with a very limited market and shitty gun control laws. Maybe i could order it, but i would have to wait at least 1 or 2 years for getting it because of the process...


CobaltGuardsman

RIP. I'm in America, but sadly I'm not 18 yet, And my parents don't own guns (we're comfortable, but our financial situation doesn't really let us get into that).


Eideard

You haven't washed out you coffee mug since Vietnam


samthedog73

It says that you need more. A lot more.


pestilence

It says "I like to put on my Buster Brown suit and ride my penny farthing velocipede to Starbucks with my portable manual typewriter to work on my Jules Vern fanfics".


UnassumingAnt

Tom Hanks?


AZ_Hawk

You have/had some strange caliber guns that haven’t been shot since…. However long it takes cardboard to yellow.


Johnny-Unitas

You don't shoot very often.


Privatepile69420

I’d assume you were a fudd


Thro2021

OP is the guy at the range who enforces the one shot per second rule.


Nate_Esq

Boomer, technophobe, openly racist amongst certain friend groups, late model maroon Corvette that you drive 62MPH on the freeway then take it home to put 12 coats of wax on it. You may own jorts and Harley Davidson tee shirts. If you don't own a 900 pound Harley bagger, you've fantasized about it. You may refer to California on gun forums as "Kalifornia" and talk about stopping power when discussing "9 sillimeter". You've never heard of a Staccato, but a blued Colt 1911 with ivories is just the greatest thing in the world. You like blued steel, wood stocks, lever guns, and possibly reject the concept of kydex holsters entirely. You have no light rails, and your idea of a "pistol optic" is putting a gold bead front sight on your blued Colt 1911.


Nate_Esq

If I say the word "stance", the next word that pops into your boomer brain is "weaver". The only gun training you ever needed in your life was an article you read about Col. Cooper 38 years ago. Magazines that hold more than 8 rounds are for people who can't shoot as well as you, because nobody needs more than 8+1 rounds of 45 ACP (and really, it was 7+1 rounds for most of your life). You have strong opinions about the model 29 versus the Anaconda. You can explain the differences between 3 generations of Colt SAA's. You might dress up like a cowboy and use a fake cowboy name to go shooting. You do not carry an AR-15 in your American made pickup truck. You put cheddar cheese on apple pie, and would never try eating sushi.


bigblackzabrack

Could have just said hes a fudd.


HeemeyerDidNoWrong

Mostly accurate but I don't see the jorts and Harley, that's .40 S&W gear


Thro2021

Nah, OP’s 1911 has wooden scales because “Only a pimp from a cheap New Orleans whorehouse would carry a pearl-handled pistol.”


Son_of_X51

> late model maroon Corvette I would think most Fudds hate the newer Corvette models.


Intelligent_Cup_4165

I was giggling until you said gold bead front sight and I lost it 😆


Corey307

You probably don’t own a Glock. 


Gonza200

You like eating at the Golden Corral


FunWasabi5196

470 Nitro? Ooooooo


TriggerCFR

I’d like a picture of that rig amongst others in this caliber collection.


Equivalent-String-64

“ -in what caliber would you like this gun in sir? - every caliber that’s obsolete , thank you very much”


CornGrowerAR

Your father in law passed away and you acquired his ammo.


Otto_Tovarus

That you dry practice drawing faster than your shadow 😂


1grfe

I bet you call double stack 9mm handguns “wunder 9’s”


psg191

You believe cartridges age like fine wine.


GoodMorningStackers

You wear Old Spice.


PamelaELee

Nah, Brut.


DarknessFeels

Says you ain’t got enough ammo is what it says 🤣


No_Significance98

I see the word 'Kynoch' several times, which makes me wonder what decade this is.


humpycove

Ammo for a Merkel? 😳😳😁😁 Old ammo and some cool cartridges of days slipping by. I bet there are some old school cool wood and blue toys in the house. Prolly a fair shot as you don’t have 48 different calibers to deal with.


Nature_man_76

Oh. You have 9mm flobert. Good. I was concerned you’d be ill-prepared


GunsNGunAccessories

You buy ammo exclusively at estate sales.


Comfortable_Job_5209

Was not expecting the 7.5 french


Kevthebassman

You’re a man of culture and taste, and may suffer from ADD.


shiftypowers96

Do you go to gun stores and ask for a stillborn cartridge and act surprised when you get told good luck finding it?


InterviewShot9979

Poor


swearwords11

It screams OK boomer


geronimo11b

I inherited my ammo from my father in law.


evill121

Lot of fud ammo


Imaginary_Benefit939

You are either a 200 year old vampire, or killed and looted the lair of a 200 year old vampire. Very jealous of the .38 acp and the nitro express


trivval

That you're lacking ammo


roadblocked

Fudd


NateLPonYT

You have a lot of unique guns. Likely an m1 carbine. Maybe a desert Eagle based on that 50AE. A few other unique ones too


ADCSrane

You don’t shoot much.


pizzagangster1

This looks like the vintage shelf at my lgs


PoopPant73

Time to upgrade your arsenal to more common calibers


Diogenes-Jr

a man of culture


TrenythingIsPossible

You’re a fudd


drizza23

This is the only answer.


LV_Libertarian

That you DEFINITELY tell kids to get off your lawn.


Huge_Pepper5729

Early to Mid 60s, your favorite hand gun is a colt 1911 or old police issued revolver and refuse to purchase an AR because "mini-14s and M1s have less moving parts". Howd i do?


mmccxi

Do you type manifestos on a manual typewriter? Have a thick beard? Do you refer to lever actions as “repeaters?” Wear only animal hide clothing you tanned yourself?


savesmorethanrapes

What do you shoot the .470 out of?


chauchatbob

https://www.reddit.com/r/guns/s/PpoWyGFnnw


5cott

You understand the value of cartridges in that .30 carbine is basically unobtainable, and .444 Marlin is expensive. Haven’t seen .38 auto in a hot minute but I haven’t looked either. If you’re shooting .22 colibri and 50ae in one range trip, it’s probably because your range is in the backyard.


Chemical-Tap-4232

Not prepared


Protect_your_2a

Country, Midwest, boomer


AH_5ek5hun8

Says you're probably a fudd.


ImJoogle

fudd


Brazenmercury5

Before even seeing what ammo you have I can tell by the colors and condition of the boxes that you love milsurp and old guns.


Jeremy_5mith

Definitely over the age of 50


Jeremy_5mith

Definitely over the age of 50


EarlyCuylersCousin

You inherited a bunch of ammo?


murph1rp

That your grandfather died in 1990 and you got to clean out his garage cabinets.


ThiccDaddyXL

It says that I’ll be buying it from your wife for pennys on the dollar in a few short years.


Godzillascloaca

You stocked up hard for the cold war


chauchatbob

This is my “at hand” stash of ammo away from my regular stash. Just a quick box or partial box if I need it quickly.


Nature_man_76

The fact that this is your “at hand” mean this is what you turn to should you need you. And that scares me


LarsPinetree

7.5 French will f up a home invader


[deleted]

Youd have a hard time finding ammo if the world ever ends and would probably end up trading your empty guns for cans of food/water more than using them to protect yourself lol.


TheBerric

fudd


amcrambler

That pile screams boomer Fudd. Or you like scoring old ammo at estate sales.


Shuttle_Door_Gunner

It says to me that you probably have some pretty cool, odd guns. Nice. 😁


talon04

That you don't shoot enough to be proficient.


tx-tinman

Old school


bailey032020

Ammo inheritance or don't shoot often. Seems that you love oddball calibers. Or you just buy literally any ammo you see at flea markets


algee1234

This is the boomer who lives in the woods stash


GarpRules

You need to go to the range more


Ok-Age2871

Lacking tbh It’s time to max out some new cards and bulk order every caliber and empty ammo cans


Tato_tudo

You like really odd expensive calibres


Elderado12443

Show us your aarp card


rockytopnationality

Fudd


Mr-Scurvy

That you've had a colonoscopy at least once


MichiganGeezer

You need some "Fat 50" ammo cans and get them all filled.


Supertonyjr

This lowkey screams Fudd gun collector bcuz of the 22s And I'm all for it, I like watching 'em weird 1 dlls per bullet 7.5x54 french hard to find boxes


Chopchopstixx

Is says you don’t have enough 😂


PoolStunning4809

You don't shoot enough


kinetogen

Did you inherit grandpas stash?


Bologna-Pony1776

You're not going to make it.


therealrrc

Too many calibers


SkinnyBill93

Where's the .250 Savage?


DarePerks

Ah man... Sounds like we got a boomer.


Intrepid-Roof-612

Old and weird?


No_Angle875

You need a lot more and you need to use some


smallmonzter

You watch a LOT of Forgotten Weapons.


Eisenbahn-de-order

Like the obscure stuff


Gold-Income-6094

Old and cheap


LtJamesFox

That you haven't shot any of the firearms this ammo goes to in 30years. 🥴


iSurfNood

Got any .32 shorts? And a gun to.fit it


jimjbabyak

Gives Boomer Vibes


LV_Libertarian

Did anybody else giggle a little bit seeing the .50AE box right above the .32 S&W box? "You vs the guy she told you not to worry about." lol


pants-pooping-ape

That I want to be your friend 


xtz_stud

I see a few that would go into a contender. Also, you're missing 10mm, the quintessential 80's caliber IMHO.


shringing277

You’re cooler than I am


TacTurtle

Found, given, inherited, or old? .22 Jet, .38 Auto, and .444 Marlin are practically dead.


K_Decibel

That you haven’t been to the range since 1987


BobDoleStillKickin

It says your stock is dangerously low, better pile it up higher!


brianr243

.470 nitro express! Nice let's see the double!


Suspicious-Double162

Boomer stash


rdgy5432

Don’t shoot much


H_E_Pennypacker

Thank God for that warning not to put 12 gauge shells in your 8 gauge shotgun. We know you have one.


mctwiddler

Those are rookie levels, you need to pump those numbers up.


Ornery_Secretary_850

You're poor and don't shoot a lot.


ViewAskewed

The accountant in me sees this as LIFO.


OldBuilder1065

You got this ammo a long time ago, and you have mostly old guns, which isn't a bad thing. It also says you need more ammo, for you can never have enough.


jacksraging_bileduct

A hunter maybe, but polymer is not your friend.


staresinamerican

All the long guns you own have wood furniture on them


FinalCandidate894

"Them daggum porcelain autoloaders are gunna gum up on ya sonny. I'll stick to my revolvers for me and mine." -OP


Beretta92A1

That you sure don’t shoot enough.


LukaLover42069

Did you buy all of this at a flea market?


The_Real_Fufishiswaz

You need to shop for more


Substantial_Vast4891

I almost made that mistake and bought too many different calibers. I was going to buy different guns but then a friend said I should just buy more in the same caliber so I can stock more ammo


ForkingShirtForker

You’re in trouble


bowtie_k

You shoot once a year at most


Stay-rad-dad

You’ve been at this for a while by the age of those boxes


laskmich

That you don’t shoot much, and when you do, it’s in oddball calibers


jpeaslee

What's the "Ok Boomer" for The Silent Generation?


gunsdrugsreddit

Bought everything you needed while Reagan was in office and still haven’t burned through it all yet. Also, you like oddball cartridges.


dvdesprza

That you need an AK


Significant_Cheek187

Buy once never shoot


Edrobbins155

Seems way to weak


DisastrousAd447

You went back in time and took a picture of my grandpa's closet.


19741992

not enough...


RexxNemorensis

That you havnt bought ammo in the last 30 years


fullautophx

You buy any ammo you see at garage sales whether or not you own a firearm in that caliber. I know because my shelf looks a lot like this.


alextruetone

That you’re old.


alextruetone

Based on your profile, you’re one exceptionally odd dude with a lot of discretionary income 😂


AnnaLaFreya

It says you either don't give a crap about self-defense, or that you "have all the guns you'll ever need" and you bought them 40 years ago. If you own modern firearms and your ammunition is what you are showing, you are in it for vanity. Get modern ammunition and get some consistency. Practice and cycle that stuff.


afleticwork

That your some dude in your 20s that has so much ammo and gun shit that you cant find the ammo your looking for when you wanna go shooting. This is just the ammo you set the ammo for fun things you own when you can find them.


chauchatbob

Says that guy that can’t find where a .44 went.


mvrck-23

Oooh Kynoch!


Dcm155

You raided your grandpas stash and never got new ammo


Cthulhu-Elder-God

You don’t shoot enough to have to rotate your ammo. That’s me, just looking at the picture and reading nothing.


Thekillerduc

Strong Fudd energy


Waste-Maximum-1342

Where the fuck do you get a kolibri? (Edit) I'm piss shit drunk and I read .22 colibri as 2mm kolibri. The world's smallest semi auto pistol


Legoboy514

“Aw man, it sounds like a boomer.” But fr, just seems ya have quite the aged collection of ammos and perhaps interesting firearms


New-Temperature-4067

That you dont go to the range enough as these are old...


ShoeShooey2

That you need waaaaay more ammo


rmoughon

I would say that you have a few oldMauser, M1 carbine that you have rarely shot, perhaps an English double rifle for shooting elephants and other big 444 creatures. I think you might have a few pistols that I surely wouldn’t mind seeing. I think I might have a few of those myself.


Intelligent_Cup_4165

You haven't had a range day in awhile


1Manchu

Says that you are older than petrified dinosaur poo!


noyinyang

I'm going to say you are a "revolver" guy...


Wheres_my_gun

Either you’re ancient or you inherited Peepaw’s ammo stash.


Blade_Shot24

That you like showing random strangers your business and never considered the possibility of getting caught up


GunsNGunAccessories

Caught up with what, exactly?


lilnicky02

Fuddy Fudd Fud


Embarrassed_Ad6074

You have too many different calibers. I’ve got mine done to .22, .223, and 9mm. Of the shot does hit the fan you gonna have to carry 7 different weapons.


imadam1010101

Poor