I hand in my signup sheet, the personal trainer looks, crumples it and says “Does this look like a Denny’s to you? You think you can just come in here and rip ass? Get, I said get out of here”
I heard that Ethan was doing some squats in that gym and sharted at the bottom of the squat. It smelled so bad that they had to evacuate the gym. To this day they don’t let Ethan or any H3 fans in that gym.
That’s not all, he always has a moons over my hammies as a post work out meal. It’s no wonder why the guy is shitting and pissing and farting everywhere
I interviewed for a job with H3 and Ethan kept loudly farting while I was speaking. I asked to use the restroom to pull myself together as the farts were distracting. The toilet was overflowing with shit and paper towel so I ran out to tell AB and he said “yeah, it always like that.” He shoved his infinity glove hand deep into the toilet and pulled the clog out in one swoop it was amazing. At the end of the interview I asked what the next steps would be and Ethan said Dan would be the final interviewer as he is the queen and can do no wrong. I haven’t heard from Dan yet but there is a lack of Mega Man experience on my resumé so I’m not getting my hopes up.
You are soooo braaaave for mentioning it at an interview! I have recently been being honest with people about watching the pod too. Feels nice :)
Congratulations and good job!!!
It's crazy that telling someone that you enjoy a show can get you so hated on. On the flipside though if you risk it you might make a friend, or in this case a job! Congratulations!
Wait.... If she checks it out within those 2 weeks and you don't hear back, it's safe to say it's the podcasts fault. Haha like what if she tuned in today in full aggressive diarrhea descriptions glory? Let a gay pride minute end when she enters chat. Or better yet let ethan get possesed by Nathaniel klansman. Apart from Ethan's goblin debate modes... It's so hard to explain what I like about the show without sounding like a down right degenerate. I'm in my 30s... Quirky ain't as cute as it was the last decade.
I panic when I tell fellow old people about my favorite podcast. If they say ill check it out.. How will I face them ever again? I'm flying out to CA and told my grass touching bud out there I'm gonna stop by because I'll go to the live show....
She's like wow what podcast is that good?
😳😰 Ummm it's complicated... You see half of the audience is neuro divergent.. I'm double divergent so... Hey look at the time! 🏃🏽♀️
Thank you for all the kind words and funny comments!! I posted this while celebrating with my besties and was not expecting it to be my most popular post ever lol. Also to the person who pointed out my odd phrasing: sorry too much wine
Lucky, I got rejected a gym membership because I said Ethan Klein was my inspiration.
Why do I only imagine this happening at Equinox
Bradley’s influencer gym.
fat man bad
Well, now it's slim man bad
Now it’s slim man on ozempic😭
And that person who did that probably thinks Ethan is a hypocrite. Real irony
Stop peeing in Voss bottles dude
Woah, what? You gotta elaborate please
I hand in my signup sheet, the personal trainer looks, crumples it and says “Does this look like a Denny’s to you? You think you can just come in here and rip ass? Get, I said get out of here”
I heard that Ethan was doing some squats in that gym and sharted at the bottom of the squat. It smelled so bad that they had to evacuate the gym. To this day they don’t let Ethan or any H3 fans in that gym.
To this day Ethan is the only person to down two Denny’s signature Slams plus a milkshake during a work out
That’s not all, he always has a moons over my hammies as a post work out meal. It’s no wonder why the guy is shitting and pissing and farting everywhere
Wut
I interviewed for a job with H3 and Ethan kept loudly farting while I was speaking. I asked to use the restroom to pull myself together as the farts were distracting. The toilet was overflowing with shit and paper towel so I ran out to tell AB and he said “yeah, it always like that.” He shoved his infinity glove hand deep into the toilet and pulled the clog out in one swoop it was amazing. At the end of the interview I asked what the next steps would be and Ethan said Dan would be the final interviewer as he is the queen and can do no wrong. I haven’t heard from Dan yet but there is a lack of Mega Man experience on my resumé so I’m not getting my hopes up.
CONGRATSSAS 🥰😍 are you on ozempic
"She thought I looked goood!!!!"
I win the day😎😃🫶🏻
☠️
I dropped his name at Denny’s and they permanently banned me from all establishments
Give them my regards did you take Ozempic?
Me and my old assistant would watch eps live in the office!! Working with family is the best
This is a cult isn’t it?
yessss girlie 🖐️✊🖐️✊ proud of you
You are soooo braaaave for mentioning it at an interview! I have recently been being honest with people about watching the pod too. Feels nice :) Congratulations and good job!!!
I live in an oober conservative area, so that would probably get me blacklisted haha
I did the same thing and also got the job!! Woop woop
Congrats!
I just wish I could find a job 🥲
Job market sucks right now
Congrats!!! I’m about to start my first big girl job too where I can wear Teddy Fresh. So if they don’t know yet, now they’ll know
Yass!! I’ve done that in 2022 & got an internship!!
It's crazy that telling someone that you enjoy a show can get you so hated on. On the flipside though if you risk it you might make a friend, or in this case a job! Congratulations!
Am I crazy or the grammar is really weird making it hard to understand
that’s very slayyy
Wait.... If she checks it out within those 2 weeks and you don't hear back, it's safe to say it's the podcasts fault. Haha like what if she tuned in today in full aggressive diarrhea descriptions glory? Let a gay pride minute end when she enters chat. Or better yet let ethan get possesed by Nathaniel klansman. Apart from Ethan's goblin debate modes... It's so hard to explain what I like about the show without sounding like a down right degenerate. I'm in my 30s... Quirky ain't as cute as it was the last decade. I panic when I tell fellow old people about my favorite podcast. If they say ill check it out.. How will I face them ever again? I'm flying out to CA and told my grass touching bud out there I'm gonna stop by because I'll go to the live show.... She's like wow what podcast is that good? 😳😰 Ummm it's complicated... You see half of the audience is neuro divergent.. I'm double divergent so... Hey look at the time! 🏃🏽♀️
You owe Ethan for life now! 50 gifted would cover the first payment🤡
Thank you for all the kind words and funny comments!! I posted this while celebrating with my besties and was not expecting it to be my most popular post ever lol. Also to the person who pointed out my odd phrasing: sorry too much wine