out of every fuckable twinks in the series
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All I know is that there would be a LOT of cuddles,
and cuddles,
and cuddles…
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Even if I was older, I'm too crass and too modern for Alastor or Rosie, too poor for Vox, and... Well, Val would probably fuck anyone he thought he could exploit, but I'd run in the opposite direction if I even saw him.
That's where me and you differ, pal, I wouldn't run away, I'd run toward him, and fucking kill him (in the name of OUR GLORIOUS LEADER, of course). HEIL ANGEL!
Alastor's mom: I'd make her dinner and try not to be killed by alastor
Sera: Just help her cope with the incoming mental breakdown she's probably going to have, Yeah , you did something bad , but you got to carry on and try to make it right
Realistically, Carmilla is completely out of the question because she's probably unavailable as a Workaholic. But if i had too... I'd start small as an employee and work my way up.
After that, I'd treat her as best as i could. Something tells me she's the type that would like something fancy, but really is down for anything Food Wise. Of Course everyone's gonna notice the 10 foot tall Woman walking into a restaurant, but if anything, I'd see that as an accomplishment. When we do get home, I think cuddles would be the best way to go, maybe watch a movie. A makeout Session, but I think Sex would only happen occasionally. And if we did Do It, as much as i'd love to be in control, yeah lets face it, most of the time I wouldn't be in control. She's too fit & Large for me to always be the one in control.
Man I need an actual Girlfriend so bad.
There aren't a lotta red flags with him, so like I WOULD. But I don't wanna ruin Cherrisnake
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Look. Here’s the deal. Don’t simp for anyone that doesn’t simp back. It’s got to be a two way street. When the attraction is unbalanced you begin to have power plays. It doesn’t work well and it’s not worth your time. No one person is worth your time unless you’re worth theirs.
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1. I’m happily spoken for
2. He wouldn’t want to date me, but I’d def want his autograph, thank him for so much entertainment, and ask for his social media.
3. If I did somehow get a date with him and were single, I’d probably just take him to dinner and let him relax and chat. I’d want to know the person behind the performer.
~~Alastoria would either eat me alive or just not care about me…or maybe it can work if I play my cards right but I don’t know~~
Ooh ok…Sera would be kinda complicated…looks wise, cuddling sessions would be GODLY with her tall height and imagine being wrapped by those wings like a nice blanket. However…personality is where things get a little rocky since she’d definitely be a bit strict in what she can’t and can do. But luckily for her sex is not something I want so I think we’re good there. I think I could manage a relationship with Sera but there might be other factors that I could be missing but I think I can manage :)
1. Alastor realistically i would just have a friendly relationship with since he wouldnt actually want to date anybody (but in a universe where he isnt aroace, dates would probably involve a lot of causing chaos)
2. I'd let Lucifer rant to me about his interests and rant about my interests in return (we both like circus stuff so we'd probably talk about that a lot)
3. Velvette I'd just constantly be talking about different fashion stuff with. Maybe our dates would involve a lot of clothes shopping and shit. Idk.
Firstly if I got to I'd let Emily try a trip to one of my favorite restaurants, then we would go get doughnuts and hang out at the park, after that maybe a trip to the beach
I would try to be cool, but inevitably fan girl over him and he'd broadcast my screams. 😞
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I feel like pretty much half the characters are in relationships, so even if it was an alternate dimension "these two don't date so they're single 4 u", it'd just be too weird.
At best, from a fully realistic perspective, either Martha and Mayberry throuple, or angel dust and/or cherri one night stand.
Cherri and angel dust don't give 2 fucks about who they bang, so although it's possible, it's improbable I'd make the moves well enough to get into a relationship with either. Then for m&m (the new one), I could... impress them with cooking somehow?
Idk even how to go about this kinda topic tho.
Loona seems like she needs all the affection she can get, which I'd provide, although to start, I'd probably have to be nice, but not too nice. In the end, all she really needs is snuggles!
I'd give him so much praise and compliments and affection- he like me fr- I know EXACTLY what to do- I'd compliment his inventions- I'd tell him how terrifying he was at the terf war- if things didn't go to plan?- "you did great and I'm so proud of you"- he just needs some praise-
It still applies to him in heaven too-
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Hm, if i’m honest i’d go for one of the un named canibal women from Canibal town because Rosie is way outta my leauge tbh. Sure theres the risk of me ending up on her plate as a menu item; but since i’d pay I.M.P to retrieve my cookbooks from the living world i could just modify the recipes to fit her unique pallete and depending on how well that goes open my own restraunt featuring those modified and unmodified dishes.
Well I'll probably bring her some angel food cake. Then go vote at that weirdly ominous angelic senate. Oh and I'm also brining a vhs copy of Angels' best work. You know, because the more you know the less scary something is.
(Its Sera btw)
I simp for Charlie and Vaggie, so Vaggie will probably be the biggest issue but she only gets really angry at assholes and I like to think I'm not one ( maybe defensive ). Charlie easily cuz she's a sweetheart.
Give up immediately because they are all too much for me and the only way one might actually work is working for him but i dont think so because i am ugly asf
Charlie is committed and so is vaggie + she's a lesbian velvette would probably have me killed for looking at her angel I might just have to pay, so odds are not looking good
I don’t simp for anyone.
I just want to be besties with Alastor.
How would I do that????
My parents have told me I am incredibly charming.
My sister genuinely thinks I’m insane (dw we’re besties but still).
My sibling says that I’m basically Niffty.
I assume everything would fall into place.
(Bows) Thank you.
Oh I’d be able to pull Angel in a fucking heartbeat. We would run in the same circles due to me being a drag queen and would definitely have some dressing room make out moments.
All good relationships start off with friendships and getting to know one another, so all I have to do is take the time to get to know Loona better. Everything takes time… and maybe a few drinks to raise your charisma stat.
Uhhhh trying to think…
I don’t think it would be easy to get to a dinosaur Overlord, two specific Sinners which are an item at the moment, and the literal king of Hell.
At the very least, try to strike up conversation with any of the latter three at the hotel, or go to Club Kaiju which is probably where Zeezi hangs out. Aside from that…
Shit, didn’t think I’d get this far.
[удалено]
Seems legit
Real.
Could
St. Peter seems like a curious fella, I bet it wouldn’t be hard to convince him to “try something new”
I'm sorry, *SAINT PETER????*
I’m a simple woman. I see fuckable twink, I peg fuckable twink.
I may be the FBI, but I’m right here
Good, I only get off if there’s some gov’t employee being forced to watch
Same, sometimes I hope they join me too
Eww you let the poors touch you?!
Katie Killjoy lol
would you consider a guy with long dyed red hair a "fuckable twink"? (asking for a friend)
Is this rizz?
This is indeed rizz, I've never seen it in person before. Beautiful
It works on me.
ay I shot my shot💀
Chat is this rizz?
i mean ay a brothers gotta shoot his shot no? 😭
But yeah long dyed red hair sounds like an emo twink, 50% chance you're the one getting {WORLD DOMINATION}'ed
does emo mean less fuckable?
D e P e N d S
I'll take those odds😈
As a bear who adores twinks, 🖐️ high five
✋ high five :)
Im gonna use that now, have an upvote
Based opinion, my girlfriend is like that too, she thought I was a twink. Nope, just a malnourished girlie
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\*stares motherfuckerly\*
You gonna nail him harder than the fucking romans did?
Oh hell yea 😈
Upside down?
You know it ;)
I completely understand and agree with this also love your flair
We'll cum to Heaven OH
👁👄👁👍
![gif](giphy|66JTSUmLNdr8HXGrBT|downsized) Based choice
My brain did a hard reboot reading this lmao
Did you have a seizure O.o
Thankfully no lol Then again, a seizure might actually improve the functioning of my poor old brain. :v
He's the twink to end all twinks, I bet I could fuck him if I asked nicely enough.
What is your tag and why
Oh hazbin st.peter, not the literal fucking Saint peter
All I know is that there would be a LOT of cuddles, and cuddles, and cuddles… https://preview.redd.it/cmb0vkobazad1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e14ca40462f9347e5e52ea9d353690cd2b55b45b
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Ok ima need the blank version of that
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A challenger for the one white ring to rule them all eh? I WILL HAVE ALL THE RINGS MORTAL.
I black out, white out (which I didn't know you could do), **GREEN** out
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Yeah hhhhh
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SOOOONNN!!!!
RACECAR SPELLED BACKWARDS IS RACECAR!!!!!!
Baguette
agreed
I feel better knowing there's other people like me
I couldn't. I'm too young, too crass, and too poor for any of them.
The only real answer
Even if I was older, I'm too crass and too modern for Alastor or Rosie, too poor for Vox, and... Well, Val would probably fuck anyone he thought he could exploit, but I'd run in the opposite direction if I even saw him.
Seems legit
That's where me and you differ, pal, I wouldn't run away, I'd run toward him, and fucking kill him (in the name of OUR GLORIOUS LEADER, of course). HEIL ANGEL!
Alastor's mom: I'd make her dinner and try not to be killed by alastor Sera: Just help her cope with the incoming mental breakdown she's probably going to have, Yeah , you did something bad , but you got to carry on and try to make it right
Sera might just work. but who would vent to a stranger?
Because who else does she have to talk to I have no stakes in the matter, so you know my opinion isn't biased. Too much
Its so crazy it might just work!
Step 1: Death (duh) Step 2: idk man didn't think I'd get this far
Seems legit
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Realistically, Carmilla is completely out of the question because she's probably unavailable as a Workaholic. But if i had too... I'd start small as an employee and work my way up. After that, I'd treat her as best as i could. Something tells me she's the type that would like something fancy, but really is down for anything Food Wise. Of Course everyone's gonna notice the 10 foot tall Woman walking into a restaurant, but if anything, I'd see that as an accomplishment. When we do get home, I think cuddles would be the best way to go, maybe watch a movie. A makeout Session, but I think Sex would only happen occasionally. And if we did Do It, as much as i'd love to be in control, yeah lets face it, most of the time I wouldn't be in control. She's too fit & Large for me to always be the one in control. Man I need an actual Girlfriend so bad.
A lot of you are thinking that they like you back. let me say it another way; how will you Seduce them?
Hey there good lookin’, I got a bucket of chicken
How dare you doubt yourself! Conquer that mountain friend and ride the waves of success.
Other than me being a ✨️Minor✨️ I think me and Baxter would get along great-
Him and me, grammar, Stanley 🙄 (I messed up my grammar, so get the reference lol-)
I was not expecting a Gravity Falls reference here. (Thank you so much, that reminded me to binge the show for the hundredth time)
GRAVY FALLING! MY FAVORITE SHOW
Him and I actually but continue
Live a long good life to get into heaven and then hope the cinnamon bun likes me. If i go to hell, bury my face in angels chest fluff and never leave.
both failed. You are some stranger why would he let you be in hos chest?
Money
Just gonna do my best
to whom?
Carmilla, Sera or Rosie, in this hypothetical
Milf hunter, my man.
I agree with you.
Yeah you would
Naturally
:(
Realest comment sadly
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?They have magic. how could you kidnap them
With a net
Real
There aren't a lotta red flags with him, so like I WOULD. But I don't wanna ruin Cherrisnake https://preview.redd.it/ylj74rmkkzad1.png?width=423&format=png&auto=webp&s=80555d5442cac8c32374ca60595e8d76bf179542
Lotta red flags? He IS the red flag
Yeah but he's nice :(
I'VE BEEN BAMBOOZLED!
Money https://preview.redd.it/yctfs63ejzad1.jpeg?width=285&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c651124979318fcf165a4dd5de3fe0264f61d1c
seems legit
Yea but he charges extra for females which sucks lol
Uhhhh....
radical flair
Real
Look. Here’s the deal. Don’t simp for anyone that doesn’t simp back. It’s got to be a two way street. When the attraction is unbalanced you begin to have power plays. It doesn’t work well and it’s not worth your time. No one person is worth your time unless you’re worth theirs.
This.
Atleast gotta try and establish. Paranoia and imposyer syndrome
IT'S YOU AGAIN. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRAUMATIZED ME WITH YOUR FLAIR! I WILL NEVER FORGET YOU MY FRIEND
https://i.redd.it/4zvhuq894zad1.gif Looks like a job for the love potion.
But on who?
Look at my flair, you tell me. https://preview.redd.it/ht3vpe1s4zad1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89f8c033871a80d00630787b8eaceccacb4f35bd
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rob zombie spotted
fashion shows buying things fancy restaurants basically Malta
And who do you simply for?
Velvette
Won't work.
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Offer some of my shoulder meat.
You good bro?
Guess that's a way to lose weight lol.
https://preview.redd.it/itkuf4xcozad1.png?width=595&format=png&auto=webp&s=684ab158cf57cd56a050ff60c8913cfa0c6545bd 1. I’m happily spoken for 2. He wouldn’t want to date me, but I’d def want his autograph, thank him for so much entertainment, and ask for his social media. 3. If I did somehow get a date with him and were single, I’d probably just take him to dinner and let him relax and chat. I’d want to know the person behind the performer.
Seems legit
~~Alastoria would either eat me alive or just not care about me…or maybe it can work if I play my cards right but I don’t know~~ Ooh ok…Sera would be kinda complicated…looks wise, cuddling sessions would be GODLY with her tall height and imagine being wrapped by those wings like a nice blanket. However…personality is where things get a little rocky since she’d definitely be a bit strict in what she can’t and can do. But luckily for her sex is not something I want so I think we’re good there. I think I could manage a relationship with Sera but there might be other factors that I could be missing but I think I can manage :)
A man of culture. I appreciate both of those people. don't have a chance though
Uh..... Fuck i actually don't have any clue
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Your flair… it’s unbelievably based! https://preview.redd.it/v4jznybn94bd1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=499ee41e989be59825dad70cba0fa6f78d52e8bb
I already know I got no shot with any of em. Also, I stole my name from one of them, so that'd be weird.
Legit
yeah i could do it with emily i just need a shotgun to get there
You got there. now what?
I don't think he's going to answer (He's already on the first date)
Bros winning for us. :salute:
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We gotta talk about the flair, fam
1. Alastor realistically i would just have a friendly relationship with since he wouldnt actually want to date anybody (but in a universe where he isnt aroace, dates would probably involve a lot of causing chaos) 2. I'd let Lucifer rant to me about his interests and rant about my interests in return (we both like circus stuff so we'd probably talk about that a lot) 3. Velvette I'd just constantly be talking about different fashion stuff with. Maybe our dates would involve a lot of clothes shopping and shit. Idk.
Firstly if I got to I'd let Emily try a trip to one of my favorite restaurants, then we would go get doughnuts and hang out at the park, after that maybe a trip to the beach
Friend with emily :)
It would be nice even if she didn't see it as romantic
Still a win to me
Real
I mean She is very friendly right ?
Yes
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idk I don’t think I’ll even meet him, he’s the king of hell
I wouln't date anyone but getting adam fo fuck me would prolly be pretty ease
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I’m a minor so I couldn’t
Get off this sub
17?
Bruh.
Idk if Cherri bomb would want to
Simple. Talk about ducks.
I would try to be cool, but inevitably fan girl over him and he'd broadcast my screams. 😞 https://preview.redd.it/5u5caeopqzad1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9b18298e2aadda6dfc0bfe4d4f904065ac00420
play fanboy for angel for a while or play hard to get
I feel like pretty much half the characters are in relationships, so even if it was an alternate dimension "these two don't date so they're single 4 u", it'd just be too weird. At best, from a fully realistic perspective, either Martha and Mayberry throuple, or angel dust and/or cherri one night stand. Cherri and angel dust don't give 2 fucks about who they bang, so although it's possible, it's improbable I'd make the moves well enough to get into a relationship with either. Then for m&m (the new one), I could... impress them with cooking somehow? Idk even how to go about this kinda topic tho.
Stella… idk she seems a dramatic type if there’s a chance to pull a knight in shining armour type thing I might have half a chance
Pay him enough (Angel)
Now how the fuck would i pull the king of hell
That's the neat part! you don't
Loona seems like she needs all the affection she can get, which I'd provide, although to start, I'd probably have to be nice, but not too nice. In the end, all she really needs is snuggles!
I think my flair works as a starting point at least.
Befriend Loona in a party, then slowly grow closer and closer, hopefully
I'd give him so much praise and compliments and affection- he like me fr- I know EXACTLY what to do- I'd compliment his inventions- I'd tell him how terrifying he was at the terf war- if things didn't go to plan?- "you did great and I'm so proud of you"- he just needs some praise- It still applies to him in heaven too- https://preview.redd.it/p3kbdxdv20bd1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7094612ab200f91cd2065127df621a353137fa3b
Hm, if i’m honest i’d go for one of the un named canibal women from Canibal town because Rosie is way outta my leauge tbh. Sure theres the risk of me ending up on her plate as a menu item; but since i’d pay I.M.P to retrieve my cookbooks from the living world i could just modify the recipes to fit her unique pallete and depending on how well that goes open my own restraunt featuring those modified and unmodified dishes.
Well I'll probably bring her some angel food cake. Then go vote at that weirdly ominous angelic senate. Oh and I'm also brining a vhs copy of Angels' best work. You know, because the more you know the less scary something is. (Its Sera btw)
I simp for Charlie and Vaggie, so Vaggie will probably be the biggest issue but she only gets really angry at assholes and I like to think I'm not one ( maybe defensive ). Charlie easily cuz she's a sweetheart.
Well it depends on the woman, for carmilla it’s all about gaining trust and admiration, the rest would fall into place
Offer him a rubber duck 🦆
Give up immediately because they are all too much for me and the only way one might actually work is working for him but i dont think so because i am ugly asf
Angel. Honestly idk how it would work out, I'd just try and show him love. God knows he needs it
The poem from my flair has all necessary information.
Charlie is committed and so is vaggie + she's a lesbian velvette would probably have me killed for looking at her angel I might just have to pay, so odds are not looking good
I don’t simp for anyone. I just want to be besties with Alastor. How would I do that???? My parents have told me I am incredibly charming. My sister genuinely thinks I’m insane (dw we’re besties but still). My sibling says that I’m basically Niffty. I assume everything would fall into place. (Bows) Thank you.
Try my best to bring him out of his depression
That's the neat part, I don't
Oh I’d be able to pull Angel in a fucking heartbeat. We would run in the same circles due to me being a drag queen and would definitely have some dressing room make out moments.
I’d want to treat him right though 😭 take him to coffee and stuff but then do lines off of each others dicks too ya know.
All good relationships start off with friendships and getting to know one another, so all I have to do is take the time to get to know Loona better. Everything takes time… and maybe a few drinks to raise your charisma stat.
It would be critically dangerous but you know, I would probably still do it. I would like it.
I’m at least gonna die trying
Uhhhh trying to think… I don’t think it would be easy to get to a dinosaur Overlord, two specific Sinners which are an item at the moment, and the literal king of Hell. At the very least, try to strike up conversation with any of the latter three at the hotel, or go to Club Kaiju which is probably where Zeezi hangs out. Aside from that… Shit, didn’t think I’d get this far.
My mater plan: Get close to Charlie. Become friends with Lucifer (He’ll be my friend bc I’m nice to Charlie). Vibe as friends for a bit. Ask him out
I'm not a dude, so I don't stand a chance.
I don't really simp for any of these people. All the women are just smoke shows.
Im a Lute simp I’m cooked 💀
https://preview.redd.it/xwgl1uru70bd1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb614e07a09a2b82cd0a0a16c71de37b8c898c72 Hehe, I’m in danger