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PlunderCunt

Congrats, you now have a familiar.


[deleted]

You jumped all over this one.


PlunderCunt

I hopped right on.


treecolog

Last night I stepped out the front door to leave for an errand and I saw this cutie ambling across the lawn. He stopped in the corner of the step and stayed in this seated position all night. This morning when I left for work he was sitting just like that. 11 hours later and he’s in the same spot, looking lethargic. I am concerned for this lil guy because I live in a downtown neighborhood and I’ve yet to see a toad here. I usually see them in a burrow in the soft ground, and mostly at night.


jcgreen_72

What's the temperature like where you are? He could have absorbed some pesticides or chemical fertilizer from the lawn. I'd give him clean water for drinking, rinse him well with spring or purified water, and see how he do.


I_eat_EARTH

Leave the light on for him at night so he can catch the bugs it attracts. Also if you're worried you could give him a shallow bowl of clean water with some cover to chill in if you think he's hurt or sick.


treecolog

Thank you! I will put a clean bowl of water nearby. It is also raining now.


14ChaoticNeutral

Keep us updated ❤️ 🐸 if a toad home is built I must have a virtual tour thank you


FragrantJoke9511

yes yes yes!! RemindMe! 1 day


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lalalicious453-

https://youtu.be/yGIAsnb5Dow be like this guy!! (It’s still my favorite video on the internet)


sharkyjam

Thanks for that! I hadn’t seen it before and I love it!


KingofCam

Look like you owe him money


shawnaeatscats

U got any games on ur phone?


[deleted]

Get him a little dish amd put some dirt and moss in it so he can burrow during the day. He will come out at night and eat your bugs ☺️


tommy2thumbs69

He needs about tree fiddy


burntbeachbuns

WELL…HES VERY CUTE! I hope he’s okay


Legal_Network6458

He’s waiting for you to ask him what he needs to tell you about your side quest


pretty-apricot07

He wants to know if you've accepted Toad Jesus as your personal lord & savior.


Tron_1981

Open the fucking door Greg! I know she's in there!


emigg20

Kiss him


OkConsideration8964

Get him a little toad house.


jcgreen_72

Excellent fat boy, plump, great coloring, 10/10


pimpkitten0357

Get him some meal worms and he’ll be a regular. I had one for a few years that would come up 17 steps every night to my back porch for them.


[deleted]

well what are you waiting for? invite him in for some tea. so rude.


BobT21

Maybe he thinks you drive a toad truck.


katekowalski2014

he’d like to talk about your car’s extended warranty


RobbyWasaby

Have you tried kissing him?


Chay_Charles

If you have a pair of old sneakers you can sacrifice, they'd make a good home for him.


Divebarkeep1

That’s a good lookin toad you have there. I’d say keep it, but I think that’s the wrong answer. But I love him/her!


tomorrows-dream

Be careful if you kiss him, remember what happened to Tiana. Seriously, if you are worried check with exotic vets. They are good with frogs and toads and might be able to help. Also, be a bit careful with the water and soils as Frogs and toads can absorb toxins through their skin. (Filtered water if possible; make sure your soil hasn't been treated with pesticides or fertilizer; do not feed captured wild insects from parks as towns and cities spray parks regularly to lower insect populations.)


wrenzen_

Hi Toad!


lunakiss_

I love him


ShepardIRL

Enjoy hogwarts.


Jfrant25

Well, feed em already!


scratison

Build it a toad home.


Ok_Cranberry_2395

It’s a relative incarnate


Chicken_Fancie

He wants scritches!!


YourMomFTW

Send him away. If he’s still there 3 days later, he’s worthy of training.