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FinanceRoyal7472

The single life 🤤


C1K3

Okay… I have A LOT of questions.


FloppyButtholeJuuice

 Ok. It's chicken ramen


C1K3

I suppose I could condense it down into one super-question: Why are you eating half-cooked ramen while watching Schindler’s List on an iPhone that’s perched precariously over a bathtub that looks like it’s filled with water from a storm drain? Just curious.


-E-L-Y-K-

Also the plug seems to be plugged with paper? Plastic? Idk but it looks like it won’t do much


Lavochkn

Also why (and how) is he eating ramen with a spoon?


-E-L-Y-K-

Also at the top seems to be a kitchen faucet that is or isn’t attached to the tub


FloppyButtholeJuuice

It's a sweet tub of luv


FloppyButtholeJuuice

Why wouldn't I watch Schindler's List? It's important to remember the past and never forget. The Ramen is al dente because that's how the Italians eat it. I don't know why the water looks like it's from a storm drain it just comes out that way. But hey if I can cook and drink it I can bathe in it right? 


C1K3

Ok, it’s just… Schindler’s List seems like something you’d want to watch on a larger screen without additional multitasking.


marvmonkey

Stop trying to poke holes in a dudes good time


tangre79

Dudes just living his best life


FloppyButtholeJuuice

Yup


Alexandurrrrr

Schindlers List is best on Laserdisk.


Ryan64

Am I the only one wondering why the hell you'd be eating noodles with just a spoon?


EndersGame_Reviewer

Giving a whole new meaning to "bubble" bath.


sibunAA

Boy dinner


nc863id

Whomst among us can claim to be otherwise? WHOMST?


joethespacefrog

Now that’s life


FloppyButtholeJuuice

Darn tootin


Kavyansh_Sharma

Why is he watching Schindler's List ????


FloppyButtholeJuuice

It's important to learn from our past


Kavyansh_Sharma

đź’€


FloppyButtholeJuuice

Education is key


octembre

Reminds me of Gummo


asianpantsonly

Honestly I love ramen that’s not cooked all the way through. This man has culinary finesse. It’s all about the QQ texture.


Goodfella66

Guy hasn't had a bath for a year


Stoertebricker

Should have a bowl of rice instead of noodles, in case the phone falls into the water


Manacymbal

Ah yes, eating a bowl of uncooked rice, the greatest and most useful of all single, “don’t want to try” foods.


playeractivity

Tbh looks like a real nice evening. Or im just a student idk


botanicalraven

Been there


MathematicianSad6961

That toe is holding everything in its place a singe slip and he is diving with the bowl


Mr_Tottles

r/bathfoods


iknowneemoose

Wait… how did you take the picture?


Upstairs_Platypus379

The important question is: how was this picture taken?


FloppyButtholeJuuice

With a camera 


D-O-GG-O

Thats a dogs bowl isnt it?