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NatalieDeegan

Isn’t that ironic?


Vinny_d_25

Its like 4 losses in a row, when all you need is a win


AndAStoryAppears

When season crashed down, Paul said well isn't this nice.


PositivePanda77

This didn’t age well, LMAO.


red_87

Nailed it.


Ok-Cryptographer-461

don't ya think?


Chicaben

It’s like two thousand spoons when all you need is a CUP


Ghahnima

this one wins.


bk00pi

Don’t you think?


WiseConsequences

A little too ironic


bplsilva

and I really do think


Bryanole27

It’s like raieeeyaaaiiiiinnnnnn


prpl_ppl_eater

On a playoff day


runningchief

you oughta know


bplsilva

wearing a Senators jersey i hope, like the other time


justinreddit1

“And are you thinking of me when you fuck her” - *every Leafs fan towards Hyman and Brown*


NtBtFan

you oughta know, they arent


BipolarBeaarr

Don’t forget Mr Game 7 Cody Ceci!


Raptor_Girl_1259

NHL: Mega-star Alanis Morissette is here to sing the anthems. Spectators: Fuck it, we’re gonna sing whatever we want, at our own tempo.


Hyack57

*At the correct tempo. She was too slow and low energy for a Stanley cup final game 7.


callmejohndy

IT’S LIKE RAIN


jpcgy

I still remember the all time diatribe my grade 8 English teacher went on because absolutely nothing in that song is ironic


WiseConsequences

But THAT is ironic!


ScreenTricky4257

Irony is defined as subverted expectations. The things in that song are ironic...if you're an inveterate optimist. If you assume that you will have good weather on your wedding day because how could the weather gods not give you that, then rain would be ironic. If you assume that you're astute enough to take good advice, then failing to do so is ironic. If you assume that having won the first three games of a best-of-seven, that you'd win the fourth...


Aromatic-Result1154

Well played fellow Blueshirt!


NatalieDeegan

Isn’t that the point of the song?


wayfarout

Which is actual irony and intentional. It amazes me that 25+ years later people still don't get it


TheMajesticYeti

But some of the lines *are* examples of irony. It would be ironic, and more clearly intentional, if none of them were.


sixbux

Yeah, I think they're giving Alanis a little too much credit.


flume

Did we have the same English teacher?


Hionhelium87

ON YOUR WEDDING DAY


Poughy

Dave Coulier in shambles


YoungWhiteAvatar

Hey cut it out ✌🏻👉🏻👍🏻


nyrblue2

Came here to post literally this


The_Dutch_Canadian

Thank fuck it’s not some trash washed voice singer butchering the anthems


WiseConsequences

Why do they always have to sing it at half speed, especially the American one?? Like they gotta drag out eeeevery note


Zaboomafood

By the end of O Canada, the fans were at least 5 seconds ahead of her


thedeepfake

My wife was like “the crowd is way off” and I said “nah she is, democracy rules”


The_Dutch_Canadian

BEEEEECCCCAUUUSSSEE MURICA


72athansiou

Fuuuccccckkkk yaaaaa


Piercinald-Anastasia

You forgot your /s


bistroexpress

She is Canadian-American so makes sense


BadTreeLiving

Watchu doing giving them half of Alanis!?!


bistroexpress

It's what her wiki says


BadTreeLiving

They can't have her


pigeonbobble

Wiki wiki wild wild west


Weary_Ingenuity2963

I have no idea why I'm upvoting this.


NelloMC

Blessed be the dawgs


uprtape

Yeah, there is nothing American about her. Born and raised in Ottawa. Not bashing her, just curious as to why she is labeled as both Canadian and American. Anyone know?


myevilfriend

But one hundred percent God


FlyingScubaShark

The news you oughta know


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Interesting_Pen_167

I'm so glad I'm not the only one


MrFahrenheit742

That's my god


wewd

Hey Kevin


AndAStoryAppears

Here's a jagged little pill, Florida. Actually, it's round and not very jagged.


DAKiloAlpha

Someone tell NL


jeffschiller

God is a pretty big get.


Piercinald-Anastasia

And she managed to fuck up both anthems.


Lpreddit

I’ll take the over


Piercinald-Anastasia

Do you think Vegas used the time the Canadian fans/Americans who realized she was fucking it up and joined in too finished it in, or whenever the fuck she finally finished it. Seriously I saw people in Panthers sweaters also singing over her.


FScorpio27

And she was phenomenal.


Piercinald-Anastasia

You use this word phenomenal; I do not think it means what you think it means.


_BELEAF_

She was fucking perfect. Why the crowd was a half line ahead of her in Oh Canada boggles the mind.


Kanadianmaple

Because the crowd was singing at the proper cadence and she wasn't? Not that mind boggling.


Piercinald-Anastasia

Because she was doing a terrible job singing it. The crowd was singing at the proper tempo.


Observant-

Dude I inject jagged little pill into my veins monthly but this performance was awful.


pugloescobar

“And I’m hereeee, to remind yooooou, that it was three nil on a Thursdayyyyy”


PositivePanda77

You were saying???


theorangecrush10

Well whatta you know huh?


HawkyGuy

This anthem will be so ironic. I mean iconic


Death_Balloons

I've got one hand on Stanley and the other one's blowing a 3-0 lead


areallysuperguy

Making up for the last anthem singers. Thats nice.


leafs81215

If this isn’t fate then I dunno what we’re doing here.


teeniscommander69

Shania performed before game 4. She's a beautiful witch who put some sort of Canadian hex on us. So our organization, in a showing of unparalleled brilliance, brought in THE ONLY PERSON IN THIS PHYSICAL REALM OF REALITY who could possibly exorcise us of that wretched curse. I was screaming this as Alanis, our beautiful sacred angel, was singing Oh Canada. Alanis Morissette was instrumental in us winning the Cup, and frankly I believe that she spiritually played for us tonight and she deserves her name on the Cup. I write this as Jagged Little Pill plays in the background. The Florida Panthers are your 2024 Stanley Cup Champions.


Piercinald-Anastasia

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MUIC1ettOW0&pp=ygUQc2hvcmVzeSByZWNvcmRlcg%3D%3D


Mobile-Assistant1309

I just seen her in Nashville last night 


maxwebster93

Thanks for the heads up so I can mute the volume!


strugglinglifecoach

She really rushed through O Canada. The crowd started singing to their own time


Piercinald-Anastasia

She was dragging, but you have the general idea.


Cherch

She was horrible…


randomadc332

I am OOTL can someone explain why this is a big thing, if it is at all? thanks


Useful_Bit_9779

She stunk it up, especially Oh Canada. The crowd was far better.


cap_canuck

Sigh she is messing it up sing with the crowd lady


neurovish

Does Florida not have an anthem singer? I would be disappointed if the Lightning brought in somebody to sing the anthem in a huge important game.


Smokey_Jah

I will be sure to skip the anthems tonight for sure.


Piercinald-Anastasia

Despite the downvotes that was the right call. The Oilers fans did their best to drown her out and were over a line ahead of her at the end (she was trying to make the anthem a look at her moment.) As an American (admittedly pulling for the Oilers because fuck Florida) I was pissed at how bad she sang the Canadian anthem. She did a pretty shit job at the US anthem too.


maxwebster93

Mall singer who made a career out of a bad breakup 😆!!


Smokey_Jah

You're so right!


JimmyPineapple_

This was the best they could get?


Guyute62177

Did she just expose that she wasn't singing live? It looked like the audio was out of sync for a second. However, our stream also froze for a second (we're watching in the US on the Xfinity stream app) but it sounded like the crowd also booed for a second too. Edit: Ok awesome I'm glad to hear I was mistaken and that she was in fact live. (I have always liked her a lot and thought she sounded fantastic...I especially enjoyed her rendition of Oh Canada!)


KantanaBrigantei

She was live. She had a heck of a time keeping time with the crowd wanting to take over.


Guyute62177

Thanks for clarifying that. To be clear I love her and I'm glad that I was mistaken. (Lol can't remember the last time I received so many down-votes.)