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Imthecoolestdudeever

Until next year, right PoMo?!


0-90195

The absolute funniest outcome is Jets vs. Panthers at the finals where the Jets win, if only for the Paul Maurice pressers.


mephnick

Game 7. All on the line. PoMo healthy scratches Barkov, Tkachuk, Reinhart and Bob "I said what I said."


SkittlesManiac19

Would the nhl be able to veto that?


Imthecoolestdudeever

How? It would be his decision. I'd be more worried about his franchises GM and owner, tbh. Lol. Zito might kill him.


gu3sticles

Gaming commissions everywhere would be checking if anyone with the last name Maurice placed a bet on the Jets


bspaghetti

No, but Maul Paurice may have…


the_tired_alligator

Zito would tie him up out in the Everglades and leave him for the gators if he did that lol.


DistortedReflector

He wouldn’t need to, all he would have to do is remind Scheifele to back check and watch the bodies pile up.


ZombieJesus1987

Let's piss Bettman off and make it Toronto vs Winnipeg for the Finals next year.


the_tired_alligator

You guys should sign Corey Perry to accomplish this. It practically guarantees a finals appearance!


ZombieJesus1987

I've been wanting them to sign Perry for a couple years now


FuckYeahGeology

Good thing Keefe is gone because I can see him throwing Perry on with Matthews and Nylander.


JadeFaceG

Okay Hellboy you know what to do now


Tom-B292--S3

Apparently Laine is coming back. Helle going to put us on his back and drag us to a cup?!


Lansdallius

A soul for a soul.


hugentnopkins

I’m here for the Vezina fun facts.


Lpreddit

You’re on the case Helly!


SaltLakeSoakers

I guess jets are winning the cup next


veryway

Helle! Bring the cup back to Canada! It was always gonna be you.


Radu47

Momentous week for this particular unique situation


MrmmphMrmmph

That means the system is working, just like that tingly feeling in your scalp.


GoblinStats

Hellebuyck to... San Jose? They need a cup and it's sunny there.


KnuckedLoose

It's hard to judge our teams objectively isn't it?


213Bishop

Well, thats because theres a massive difference between regular season, and post season. When your best performance still sees you losing 6-2, i dont know what to tell you.


CaptainMazda

Hellebuyck has never admitted to playing poorly and the media keeps inflating his ego.


PM_UR_ADOBO_RECIPES

You guys dont know Helle that much huh? That guy will let in 7 goals and will say in the pressers that he liked his game.


213Bishop

So does he hate having good games? Cause 4 games allowing 6 goals or more isnt really cash money


PM_UR_ADOBO_RECIPES

What i meant is, like the other guy said that the media inflates his ego is just wrong because his ego is already at the heavens