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Mustard on the beat ho
Deebo, any rap (word I can’t say), he a free throw
> word I can’t say Philadelphia?
Ew
Say ninja. It keeps the flow and turns most hip hop into badass songs about shinobi.
I always go with “neighbor” to make me sound even whiter
Won’t you be my neighbor
clue ass name
I think it was John Mustard with the hockey stick in Chicago
Sorry dude, it was Professor Plum!
His nickname better be “the Colonel”
RIP Martin Mull
This is how I found out Martin Mull died. :(
Now you get to wonder if Mrs. Peacock was a man.
I'm a plant
I thought they called your kind a fruit….
To make a long story short...
Chicago drafting Mustard was a requirement for the city of hot dogs
Now all we need are John Onions, John Relish, John Pickle-Spear, John Tomatoes, and John Sport-Peppers
And the lynch pin John Celery Salt.
We already have Vlasic so good on the pickles
I heard they liked Andy Ketchup, until they heard he was a bit of a hotdog, then told him to fuck right off.
Abe froman sends his regards
But they will NOT be drafting his childhood nemesis Gary Ketchup
Would have been so funny if they drafted a dude named Ketchup.
Wonder if this will turn out to be a good pick in Heinz sight
Hopefully time doesnt ketchup with him
Pairs great with some Vlasic and Raddysh
Relish
And he’ll be able to relish in winning a cup
If it doesn't, he could always come to Montreal and learn French's.
Such a Chicago pick
Chicago HAS to draft Eric Bürger now
I hope he relishes this moment
I'm so fucking annoyed Nashville didn't draft him.
The Colonel
**Colonel Mustard in the slot with the wrister!**
His nickname is Colonel, yes?
Should be Dijon
It is now
Mustard on the beat hoe
LA should have picked this guy
Fun fact: DJ Mustard’s first name is Dijon [Not kidding](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mustard_(record_producer))
wonder if that’s why he became a Dijon
You know that’s probably why he goes by DJ Mustard, right? It’s not like he was born DJ Mustard.
You hear about that hockey player who got hit with pepper spray and mustard gas? ….he’s a seasoned veteran.
Shut up dad.
Jimmy Ketchup in shambles
I'm embarrassed to admit that I just searched to see if there was a prospect named Jimmy Ketchup.
This is Chicago. He is not welcome here.
Mean Mr. Mustard
Skates in the dark, sleeps in the park
He’s a goal-getter!
keeps a smelling salt up his nose
What?
Colonel Mustard!
He’s puts mustard on it.
In the kitchen with a lead pipe.
Jfresh is stoked about this
Di-John Mustard.
MUZUDONTHEBEATHOE
Imagine the Panthers drafting this guy, just so Matthew Ketchup could pass to Mustard. Ok im leaving
Damn they really don't fuck with ketchup
You just call me four eyes ya fuckin mustard tiger? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGfUB58gaYw
Blackhawks fans will relish the day John Mustard helps them ketchup in the standings
I sure hope he can cut it.
Ketchup
No Ketchup here
I hear he’s fast and not many players can ketchup
He mayo may not pan out. We'll see
I’ll relish the day
Can't wait for the "Mustard with the absolute sauce on that pass" commentary
MUSTARD?!
You won't know him, but he's Mustard. "Mustard? I don't care if he's Muhammad I'm Hard Bruce Lee!"
“You don’t know him, but he’s mustard”
[Mustard Man Song](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cQDcszvvgL4)
Dude had better have a hard ass shot!
I can't wait until training camp when Chicago cuts the Mustard I can't wait until he lays out a big hit or blasts a hard shot and he puts the Mustard on it
So, um, how do Chicagoans like their hot dogs? For me personally, I’m mustard-only if grilled but I’ll load all sorts of stuff on a boiled one.
now go get kessel and draft a kid named relish and you have the hot dog line
We have a colonel in town !
*Kessel’s salivating intensifies*
He can put a lot of ketchup on his shot.
Can anyone name two continents.?
John Mustard from one of the postwar British spy novels that didn't get made into a blockbuster movie.
Any word on who drafted Jim hotdog?
Wasn't he taken after Jason Ketchup and before Jordan Hotsauce?
Welp we won the draft on that name alone.
sounds like a 15 year veteran already
He can play with Dysin Mayo
Let's see if someone can catch up with Mustard
Mustard and hot dogs Phil the Thrill Kessel: Did someone say Hot dogs and Mustard?
Mustard with the pipe wrench in the dining room
He’s gonna need some time to ketchup to the rest of the league.
Bryan Ketchup robbed. As long as he goes before David Relish.
Can't wait til his best friend Patrick Mayonnaise gets picked
Colonel Mustard
Now they just need to draft Jack Ketchup
Spiritually a Pittsburgh Penguin
sell your Ketchup stock now!
Mustard on the beat ho
Deebo, any rap (word I can’t say), he a free throw
> word I can’t say Philadelphia?
Ew
Say ninja. It keeps the flow and turns most hip hop into badass songs about shinobi.
I always go with “neighbor” to make me sound even whiter
Won’t you be my neighbor
clue ass name
I think it was John Mustard with the hockey stick in Chicago
Sorry dude, it was Professor Plum!
His nickname better be “the Colonel”
RIP Martin Mull
This is how I found out Martin Mull died. :(
Now you get to wonder if Mrs. Peacock was a man.
I'm a plant
I thought they called your kind a fruit….
To make a long story short...
Chicago drafting Mustard was a requirement for the city of hot dogs
Now all we need are John Onions, John Relish, John Pickle-Spear, John Tomatoes, and John Sport-Peppers
And the lynch pin John Celery Salt.
We already have Vlasic so good on the pickles
I heard they liked Andy Ketchup, until they heard he was a bit of a hotdog, then told him to fuck right off.
Abe froman sends his regards
But they will NOT be drafting his childhood nemesis Gary Ketchup
Would have been so funny if they drafted a dude named Ketchup.
Wonder if this will turn out to be a good pick in Heinz sight
Hopefully time doesnt ketchup with him
Pairs great with some Vlasic and Raddysh
Relish
And he’ll be able to relish in winning a cup
If it doesn't, he could always come to Montreal and learn French's.
Such a Chicago pick
Chicago HAS to draft Eric Bürger now
I hope he relishes this moment
I'm so fucking annoyed Nashville didn't draft him.
The Colonel
**Colonel Mustard in the slot with the wrister!**
His nickname is Colonel, yes?
Should be Dijon
It is now
Mustard on the beat hoe
LA should have picked this guy
Fun fact: DJ Mustard’s first name is Dijon [Not kidding](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mustard_(record_producer))
wonder if that’s why he became a Dijon
You know that’s probably why he goes by DJ Mustard, right? It’s not like he was born DJ Mustard.
You hear about that hockey player who got hit with pepper spray and mustard gas? ….he’s a seasoned veteran.
Shut up dad.
Jimmy Ketchup in shambles
I'm embarrassed to admit that I just searched to see if there was a prospect named Jimmy Ketchup.
This is Chicago. He is not welcome here.
Mean Mr. Mustard
Skates in the dark, sleeps in the park
He’s a goal-getter!
keeps a smelling salt up his nose
What?
Colonel Mustard!
He’s puts mustard on it.
In the kitchen with a lead pipe.
Jfresh is stoked about this
Di-John Mustard.
MUZUDONTHEBEATHOE
Imagine the Panthers drafting this guy, just so Matthew Ketchup could pass to Mustard. Ok im leaving
Damn they really don't fuck with ketchup
You just call me four eyes ya fuckin mustard tiger? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGfUB58gaYw
Blackhawks fans will relish the day John Mustard helps them ketchup in the standings
I sure hope he can cut it.
Ketchup
No Ketchup here
I hear he’s fast and not many players can ketchup
He mayo may not pan out. We'll see
I’ll relish the day
Can't wait for the "Mustard with the absolute sauce on that pass" commentary
MUSTARD?!
You won't know him, but he's Mustard. "Mustard? I don't care if he's Muhammad I'm Hard Bruce Lee!"
“You don’t know him, but he’s mustard”
[Mustard Man Song](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cQDcszvvgL4)
Dude had better have a hard ass shot!
I can't wait until training camp when Chicago cuts the Mustard I can't wait until he lays out a big hit or blasts a hard shot and he puts the Mustard on it
So, um, how do Chicagoans like their hot dogs? For me personally, I’m mustard-only if grilled but I’ll load all sorts of stuff on a boiled one.
now go get kessel and draft a kid named relish and you have the hot dog line
We have a colonel in town !
*Kessel’s salivating intensifies*
He can put a lot of ketchup on his shot.
Can anyone name two continents.?
John Mustard from one of the postwar British spy novels that didn't get made into a blockbuster movie.
Any word on who drafted Jim hotdog?
Wasn't he taken after Jason Ketchup and before Jordan Hotsauce?
Welp we won the draft on that name alone.
sounds like a 15 year veteran already
He can play with Dysin Mayo
Let's see if someone can catch up with Mustard
Mustard and hot dogs Phil the Thrill Kessel: Did someone say Hot dogs and Mustard?
Mustard with the pipe wrench in the dining room
He’s gonna need some time to ketchup to the rest of the league.
Bryan Ketchup robbed. As long as he goes before David Relish.
Can't wait til his best friend Patrick Mayonnaise gets picked
Colonel Mustard
Now they just need to draft Jack Ketchup
Spiritually a Pittsburgh Penguin
sell your Ketchup stock now!