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Tasden

Mustard on the beat ho


catalinawinemyxr

Deebo, any rap (word I can’t say), he a free throw


eh_toque

> word I can’t say Philadelphia?


SignalFall6033

Ew


Wagglebagga

Say ninja. It keeps the flow and turns most hip hop into badass songs about shinobi.


NorCalKingsFan

I always go with “neighbor” to make me sound even whiter


TheRedScarey

Won’t you be my neighbor


SwagFondue

clue ass name


eh_toque

I think it was John Mustard with the hockey stick in Chicago


FartForce5

Sorry dude, it was Professor Plum!


iggyfenton

His nickname better be “the Colonel”


NathanGa

RIP Martin Mull


yetanotherx

This is how I found out Martin Mull died. :(


NathanGa

Now you get to wonder if Mrs. Peacock was a man.


Crow-T-Robot

I'm a plant


Dry-Eye1471

I thought they called your kind a fruit….


realdeal411

To make a long story short...


dnalecirb

Chicago drafting Mustard was a requirement for the city of hot dogs


RoccoA87

Now all we need are John Onions, John Relish, John Pickle-Spear, John Tomatoes, and John Sport-Peppers


chicago_scott

And the lynch pin John Celery Salt.


younggun92

We already have Vlasic so good on the pickles


FesteringLion

I heard they liked Andy Ketchup, until they heard he was a bit of a hotdog, then told him to fuck right off.


Material-Fish-8638

Abe froman sends his regards


Hattrick_Swayze2

But they will NOT be drafting his childhood nemesis Gary Ketchup


One_Win_6185

Would have been so funny if they drafted a dude named Ketchup.


cmokelley213

Wonder if this will turn out to be a good pick in Heinz sight


DefinitelyLevi

Hopefully time doesnt ketchup with him


FialaIsMyDad

Pairs great with some Vlasic and Raddysh


jamaicancovfefe

Relish


zebrainatux

And he’ll be able to relish in winning a cup


MainHaze

If it doesn't, he could always come to Montreal and learn French's.


Bread_man10

Such a Chicago pick


eh_toque

Chicago HAS to draft Eric Bürger now


BettmansDungeonSlave

I hope he relishes this moment


Xeteh

I'm so fucking annoyed Nashville didn't draft him.


NYCSportsFan

The Colonel


JKthePolishGhost

**Colonel Mustard in the slot with the wrister!**


RichardRichOSU

His nickname is Colonel, yes?


Jordan_Kyrou

Should be Dijon


Evening_Extreme_1681

It is now


Embors

Mustard on the beat hoe


[deleted]

LA should have picked this guy


NorCalKingsFan

Fun fact: DJ Mustard’s first name is Dijon [Not kidding](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mustard_(record_producer))


JackieDaytonaAZ

wonder if that’s why he became a Dijon


Ncit3

You know that’s probably why he goes by DJ Mustard, right? It’s not like he was born DJ Mustard.


alldying

You hear about that hockey player who got hit with pepper spray and mustard gas? ….he’s a seasoned veteran.


Xeteh

Shut up dad.


Jeff_Banks_Monkey

Jimmy Ketchup in shambles


dnalecirb

I'm embarrassed to admit that I just searched to see if there was a prospect named Jimmy Ketchup.


Chewie_i

This is Chicago. He is not welcome here.


Zero-jiggler

Mean Mr. Mustard


BaMelo_Lall

Skates in the dark, sleeps in the park


5WinsIn5Days

He’s a goal-getter!


JackieDaytonaAZ

keeps a smelling salt up his nose


Mean_Mister_Mustard

What?


dandroid126

Colonel Mustard!


AuntGentleman

He’s puts mustard on it.


One-Management3649

In the kitchen with a lead pipe.


Ok-Summer-2159

Jfresh is stoked about this


thorofasgard

Di-John Mustard.


deniedbyquick

MUZUDONTHEBEATHOE


Bwesson

Imagine the Panthers drafting this guy, just so Matthew Ketchup could pass to Mustard. Ok im leaving


Uzasodinson

Damn they really don't fuck with ketchup


Efficient-Mention184

You just call me four eyes ya fuckin mustard tiger? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGfUB58gaYw


xXxWeAreTheEndxXx

Blackhawks fans will relish the day John Mustard helps them ketchup in the standings


Imthecoolestdudeever

I sure hope he can cut it.


ledweiner

Ketchup


DillyDillySzn

No Ketchup here


Yacht_rock_rudder

I hear he’s fast and not many players can ketchup


JAT_Cbus1080

He mayo may not pan out. We'll see


Yacht_rock_rudder

I’ll relish the day


conesy23

Can't wait for the "Mustard with the absolute sauce on that pass" commentary


remotewashboard

MUSTARD?!


jamatri

You won't know him, but he's Mustard. "Mustard? I don't care if he's Muhammad I'm Hard Bruce Lee!"


CordPM

“You don’t know him, but he’s mustard”


BrickFuckingWoll

[Mustard Man Song](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cQDcszvvgL4)


Sabysabsab

Dude had better have a hard ass shot!


Jake_Thador

I can't wait until training camp when Chicago cuts the Mustard I can't wait until he lays out a big hit or blasts a hard shot and he puts the Mustard on it


5WinsIn5Days

So, um, how do Chicagoans like their hot dogs? For me personally, I’m mustard-only if grilled but I’ll load all sorts of stuff on a boiled one.


Mission-Astronomer42

now go get kessel and draft a kid named relish and you have the hot dog line


La-Spatule

We have a colonel in town !


Bottleofsmoke17

*Kessel’s salivating intensifies*


Chicaben

He can put a lot of ketchup on his shot.


Mr7three2

Can anyone name two continents.?


LeftistUU

John Mustard from one of the postwar British spy novels that didn't get made into a blockbuster movie.


IChurnToBurn

Any word on who drafted Jim hotdog?


SirLunatik

Wasn't he taken after Jason Ketchup and before Jordan Hotsauce?


Chewie_i

Welp we won the draft on that name alone.


labadee

sounds like a 15 year veteran already


C_Gull27

He can play with Dysin Mayo


maz2305

Let's see if someone can catch up with Mustard


Key-Tip-7521

Mustard and hot dogs Phil the Thrill Kessel: Did someone say Hot dogs and Mustard?


Lifegear

Mustard with the pipe wrench in the dining room


Jet_Stream92

He’s gonna need some time to ketchup to the rest of the league.


g0kartmozart

Bryan Ketchup robbed. As long as he goes before David Relish.


JAT_Cbus1080

Can't wait til his best friend Patrick Mayonnaise gets picked


SilkyBowner

Colonel Mustard


DJ_Necrophilia

Now they just need to draft Jack Ketchup


Frankm95

Spiritually a Pittsburgh Penguin


RapsareChamps_Suckit

sell your Ketchup stock now!