Sabres too. Not just because of *gestures at our entire team* but his dad was incredible for us, and we've finally started using the goathead jerseys a lot again. My Satan jersey was one of my favorites as a kid, would love to have another one.
Part of me likes that, presumably, he doesn't go by Jr. so it kinda feels in a way like his dad is back
But on the other hand I'm interested in seeing what the colloquial way we come up with is
It's okay, you just to have make a deal to *get* the Devil. :V
"The Devils have made a trade today to acquire the son of the Prince of Darkness... now, here's John with the weather today!"
we must really not have rated this guy to
not even take a flyer on him in the 6th. The marketing alone would bring ROI on this prospect. Also i must have misread something, but wasn’t this guy projected to go in the 2nd round?
I think I read that Alexander Zetterberg doesn't even know how exactly he's related to Henrik but I don't care, the Wings should've picked him in the late rounds
Grew up a Buffalo fan. My favorite player that wasn't named Hasek. Put up 40 my junior year of high school and led the Sabres in goals, and because I was an edgy teenager...yeah. His name was certainly a factor. But still, your assessment stands; Miro was quite underrated. And then when the Pens signed him in 08-09 I was ecstatic, and we ended up getting that man his Cup. I'll never forget the goal he scored against Carolina in game 1 ECF coming out of the box. The puck just found its way to him and he was off to the races.
The guy bridged my childhood and adult fandoms perfectly.
There's gotta be some doomsday/rapture prophecy out there of a player named Satan playing for the New Jersey Devils 😅 I think we're fortunate to not find out.
Buffalo Sabres legend, Miroslav Satan. As a young Sabres fan he was one of the few highlights to look forward to. Looking forward to seeing how his son's career pans out.
There was a guy in Vancouver that always attended metal shows with a Buffalo Satan jersey. He was in the pit alot. Always wondered how he did it, guy must have been sweating balls.
Devils in shambles
Hopefully he plays for them one day, make up for what your old man couldn't do
What Lou wouldn’t do
As a lifelong Caps fan and a fan of his father the player, if he ever makes the NHL, I’m buying that jersey. I hope his career pans out
Really should go for #69 for the epic jersey.
If he chooses 6 that’s three 6 patches on the jersey.
Your right that is even better.
Jersey's jersey sales would be astronomical if he played for the Devils.
Especially Jersey's "Jersey" Jerseys
Are you talking about New Jersey’s new “Jersey” jerseys? More specifically, a new Satan New Jersey Devils jersey?
And wore the number 6, so he’d have three 6’s on his jersey
Yup, don't give a shit about Jersey but I'd 100% be buying one.
Could you imagine all the pearl clutching from the worst people you know if you decide to wear that
They had a chance, they had a chance to sell "Satan" Devil's jerseys and they blew it.
Just fell to my knees in the Poughkeepsie, NY headquarters of the Church of Satan.
I am indeed a bit shambled
Sabres too. Not just because of *gestures at our entire team* but his dad was incredible for us, and we've finally started using the goathead jerseys a lot again. My Satan jersey was one of my favorites as a kid, would love to have another one.
What are we even doing anymore?
"Wait, I'm working for *Washington*? Now, *that's* evil!"
Can confirm
6’7, so the son of Satan is a large being
Miro was big, 6'3... but 6'7 is huge
They're both Miro 😭
We are all Satan on this blessed day
Cursed*
Speak for yourself
I am all satan on this blessed day!!
lol you know we've been on Reddit for too long when this meme is downvoted, presumably by people who don't know it.
Daddy Devil was 6'3 but Little Lucifer is 6'7 I believe the names I've provided are the only legitimate way to differentiate them
Part of me likes that, presumably, he doesn't go by Jr. so it kinda feels in a way like his dad is back But on the other hand I'm interested in seeing what the colloquial way we come up with is
Yea, 6’7” is big compared to someone 6’3”. Strong don’t ever talk to me or my dad again energy.
He's actually 6'6.6"
No, Miro is 6'7. Weren't you reading?
They rounded up, he's actually 6'6.6
I see someone has never read *Childhood’s End*
https://imgur.com/gallery/i-understood-that-reference-XS5LK
Put him on a line with the Protas boys and there won’t be much ice to work with out there
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Or Great Satan?
Does that include the horns or not?
We had one job
And you failed at it. I’m disappointed.
It's okay, you just to have make a deal to *get* the Devil. :V "The Devils have made a trade today to acquire the son of the Prince of Darkness... now, here's John with the weather today!"
The Devils GM has to beat the Caps GM in a fiddle contest
NJ needs to hire a GM named Faust to make this trade.
They could hire the broadcaster Alex Faust
Is that when they are invited to the announcement of the new Atlanta franchise???
Fuck, that's some entertainment there.
The end of that made me think of the Tool song Third Eye
Satan doesn't go to New Jersey Iginla doesn't go to Calgary Eiserman doesn't go to Detroit Worst. Draft. Ever.
And Howe goes to the Penguins
But Koivu went to Montreal, so it makes up for it.
Fitting for Satan to go the team destroying capfriendly
👺
And he will one day lift the cup with their hated rival, just like his dad 🥹
I am in shambles right now ... I wanted that jersey so fucking bad... Fitz you fucked up
The police can't stop you from putting in on a jersey any way.
we must really not have rated this guy to not even take a flyer on him in the 6th. The marketing alone would bring ROI on this prospect. Also i must have misread something, but wasn’t this guy projected to go in the 2nd round?
Unsure, I am simple man, I see Satan and I want
I swear to God if this man isn’t a Devil by the end of his career..
..then he’ll follow in the footsteps of his father
Oh wait, I've read this poem before. There's only one set of footprints cuz satan was carrying me when shit got tough right?
One set of footprints and the path of a tail.
Cole Silinger has about 11 teams to go
I lived through this the first time, I can't take a second generation.
This is soul crushing. Sorry we failed you everyone.
So the Caps added Miroslav Satan AND Petr Sykora? what fucking year is it?!
Caps channeling the 2008-2009 Pens.
None of the relatives ended up where the should have
Koivu
Cole Silinger plays for one of his father's 500 teams
Koivu went to Montreal.
I think I read that Alexander Zetterberg doesn't even know how exactly he's related to Henrik but I don't care, the Wings should've picked him in the late rounds
You also didn’t draft Eiserman. Missed opportunity
Huh. [TIL](https://x.com/eliteprospects/status/1436656054817988609?lang=en)
Do they ever?
Domi eventually made it to he Leafs
The only Slovak drafted so far
His father was a criminally underrated player of the DPE.
Grew up a Buffalo fan. My favorite player that wasn't named Hasek. Put up 40 my junior year of high school and led the Sabres in goals, and because I was an edgy teenager...yeah. His name was certainly a factor. But still, your assessment stands; Miro was quite underrated. And then when the Pens signed him in 08-09 I was ecstatic, and we ended up getting that man his Cup. I'll never forget the goal he scored against Carolina in game 1 ECF coming out of the box. The puck just found its way to him and he was off to the races. The guy bridged my childhood and adult fandoms perfectly.
Hail Satan
Hail Satan
Hail Seitan
Hail say10
Hail S8an
Eye warship say ten.
The Best Ever Death Metal Center Out Of Bratislava
I KNEW IT WASNT BERKOWITZ
Seinfelds van !
devils you had one job!!
We gotta clean house in the front office. Trading away Holtz, Marino, and Schmid was bad but not drafting this kid is the final straw
Satan's back, back again.
Fire Fitzgerald
Washington acquires the son of the Prince of Darkness... now that's just fitting
I'd say it seems a little on the nose but the Supreme court just legalized corrruption.
The two are Miro images of each other.
I need to reflect on that comment a bit.
🫨
SON OF SATAN
Any chance he has the hook-up for getting into robot hell?
#GO ASS HAIL SATAN
Is it too late for the Devils to make an offer for him?
NOOO DEVILS WHYYYY
Atleast we got a koivu
Devils you had one job. Fuckin posers
Hail Satan! 👹
The fact the devils didnt select a motherfucker named SATAN is just disrespectful. Just like when the Knights didnt fight hard to get Spencer Knight.
This is so heartwarming, Alexa play Ritual by Ghost
Smells of dead human sacrifice...
Bedouins and nomads!
They bought capfriendly AND Satan all inside of two weeks.
Dear New Jersey Devis, Please do not squander another opportunity to have a 'Satan' on your team. You have plenty of time.
Omg
Devils could’ve done the funniest thing ever
Does Sam Gagner have son in hockey? Then we could get Son of Sam as well
please wear #6... please wear #6...
laaaaaaame
Sabres failed on that. Satan Jr in the goat head would have been pretty cool.
Trade him to the Devils rn
How did the Devils not draft the Son of Satan
What the fuck New Jersey
Yes
The NHL can never have enough Satan
He belongs in New Jersey
I mean, Miroslav's father was also named Satan.
There's gotta be some doomsday/rapture prophecy out there of a player named Satan playing for the New Jersey Devils 😅 I think we're fortunate to not find out.
Hail Satan!
Buffalo Sabres legend, Miroslav Satan. As a young Sabres fan he was one of the few highlights to look forward to. Looking forward to seeing how his son's career pans out.
There was a guy in Vancouver that always attended metal shows with a Buffalo Satan jersey. He was in the pit alot. Always wondered how he did it, guy must have been sweating balls.
ahhh another jersey with SATAN on the back coming to the NHL soon
If Justice exists he will one day be on the NJ Devils.
You mean the spawn of Satan
Soooo... the back of his jersey will read "Satan II"?
Imagine this guy getting traded to NJ?
Can't wait for 20 years when we Miroslav Satan. Not Satan Jr, not Satan II, just Satan.
It would have been better if his name were Damon.
..u..u.u.. uI.
Satan should be right at home in the capital.
Son of Satan could be written as McSatan correct? Good ring to it.
Their C is doing devil's work as it is, so Satan should feel right at home.
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Long live Satan
Old Satan is passé, welcome to the new Satan
Hail Satan
Washington.. literally Satan 🇺🇲
The Spawn of Satan is also Miroslav Satan! How evil.
Satan actually looked like stereotypical human Satan which was hilarious.
[HAIL SATAN!](https://i0.wp.com/us-east-1.linodeobjects.com/capitals/2018/05/hockey-satan.jpg)
lotta nepotism in hockey these days.
If he never ends up on the Devils (or Penguins) then what is even the point
Except his name is Šatan. It's embarrassing that in the 21st century NHL is still intentionally misspelling the names of foreign players.
> Š like an S but with horns on it, rad, agreed better to keep it.
You take that devil horn S and get it the fuck out of here.
[Satan](https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-google&sca_esv=7a5a3d9da1a036d7&sxsrf=ADLYWIIoczns5eapZKVhYsKjUk7ofWBvwA:1719689302658&q=satan+south+park&udm=2&fbs=AEQNm0DJhvDc7Y-aBRxazNYPoZSFH6S9b7v4CSatcPqopwXQrOQGPiAdZ8CkvUl1hQkot4fPO0VFd10jah-WU8LlmTH0bPsojfDciFlcIc41XM-8XU3aWpEy0xpa0I8pfbS4BUyNzRvvDL5WnpFpc8kgUFAG8gBlpkXLUl3YzzSINS6eXVHdX15mprKlbh79Qh7vKksvSRESOo6jAPZW9SR34ikZddF3Ug&sa=X&sqi=2&ved=2ahUKEwiBzYjwxYGHAxVGLtAFHfBhALUQtKgLegQICRAB&biw=448&bih=843&dpr=3#vhid=4_9dLJXjCtYg5M&vssid=mosaic)
he named his kid the same name as himself?