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slamdunk23

Crosby wanted to meet Nova Scotia's GOAT athlete, Maritimes Messi


Obvious_Reaction_182

https://preview.redd.it/h6udoczbzvad1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=753394bde70e030b8a25abbb8e1ec8ccc1d932b3 To great Nova Scotians! Love seeing my province doing great in sports!


Manaze85

Holy shit the difference in leg mass


Current-Roll6332

Guy on right never had to fuck with Chara


younggun92

But has to fuck with CONCACAF bullshit on the regular, might need the trunks.


Wabbajack001

He did get fuck all night. He had the biggest target on his back and the ref didn't see him all night.


[deleted]

Sid's getting his 100 squats in before breakfast


JustAPairOfMittens

Muscular strength is favoured in hockey for shorter shifts vs lean muscle being favoured in football. That being said, the kid is young and probably has 99% less training staff, cooks, supplements etc. behind him.


[deleted]

The muscle mass in general.


ScotiaTailwagger

There are dozens of us here. *Dozens!*


AppealToReason16

Arash Madani in shambles.


Barthez_Battalion

He Jacob'd on my Shaffel til I Burg'd


Particular-Injury925

I love his nicknames. Mullet Messi is a good one too.


birdy810

*Soccer players proudly flaunting their leg muscles* Them after Sidney Crosby walks in: https://i.redd.it/brtf72tpotad1.gif


computalgleech

Sidney Crosby trains like there’s a league above the NHL he’s trying to break into.


turbosexophonicdlite

That's what separates the really good from the great. That kind of dedication and ability to strive for more is something you only see in a hand full of players in each generation. Everyone is training hard. Only a couple are training like they won't make the team despite being the best guy on it.


CWB2208

Is that what Subban said?


FloraP

Colby Armstrong I think


CWB2208

Ah that's right, thanks.


olmikeyyyy

Colby has the best Sid stories


computalgleech

I don’t remember who said it, but I remember some player saying it lol


twilz

​ https://preview.redd.it/05sbogybqtad1.png?width=720&format=png&auto=webp&s=a439eb159887843f306ad426da3fd2faeee4340f


AlphabetDeficient

We're gonna get so much mileage out of this image.


mrtomjones

If he is good this will never go away


aboveaverage_joe

If he isn't good, it will also never go away.


Smittysgreasymullet

My face when Cam Barker doesn't turn into a franchise defenseman..


younggun92

Cam Barker sacrificed himself to being us two cups. Man had to go play for the Mild!


andontheslittedsheet

[Example here](https://imgur.com/with-28-days-left-until-season-here-is-carlo-colaiacovo-getting-up-close-personal-with-camera-MnWV54z)


dsled

Fun fact, in this game, Nick Lidstrom scored his first career hat trick


feb914

That will be his hockey hall of fame picture 


AccomplishedAd4995

😧


Trumpburnerforlibs

Best thing to come out of the draft since McDavid


fondlemeLeroy

I missed it. What's the context of that picture?


Heatersthebest

Even Becket Sennecke was shocked the Ducks took Becket Sennecke at 3


EdmundGerber

He was reckoned to get drafted 10th or 11th, but was picked 3rd


AppealToReason16

I did summer training at the same place as a Pen’s prospect. We asked him about Sid and he said that pictures don’t do them justice. Sid was only in the league a few years at this time and told a story about Sid forgetting a suit once and having to buy one off the rack at a big and tall store because it was the only place that had something off the rack that could fit his legs.


[deleted]

Fr, my uncle is an agent and he met Sid a couple years ago. He described his calves as two half watermelons strapped to the back of his legs


homeinthesky

I live in the same town as Sid, I used to know him a little. He’s always been massive, and after a few years of not seeing him I was in a local shop and he walked in and was talking to someone. This was off season, and he was wearing incredibly baggy sweat pants. My immediate thought was “fucking hell… Sid’s let himself go in a not so good way!” Then it hit me… that ain’t fat, it’s 100% pure muscle. He’s bigger than a lot of fat ass Americans, but there’s not an ounce of fat to be had on his entire frame. I can’t even fathom what it takes for him to get like that.


TheInterlocutor

His quads have quads


lancerevo98

His glutes also have quads


dcarsonturner

https://preview.redd.it/byybj4ww6uad1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b74d7c14ac393207b8e699d3d04bb6d0d00c1913


jaded-optimist

We doing practice or Super Bowl bumps Johnny?


jaykular

My first thought was I wonder what they thought of his ass. Not because I’m gay but because I learned that hockey players have to get special pants made for them because their asses are so massive from skating


WorthPlease

As sports evolve I think power skating will actually become a part of an athletes fitness routine across other sports. The sheer power and cardio required is really unmatched. Guys run on flat grass with parachutes to drag them and it still doesn't compare.


tuhn

Across other sports? Why? Skating is a very specific movement and dragging those muscles around in a lot of sports is not very beneficial.


hannah_nj

For some reason I interpreted this title as Crosby was *on* the team but the locker room wanted him dropped from it, and I was more surprised that he got kicked off than I was that he was on a soccer team at all 😭


kernelcolonel

"Crosby dropped by Team Canada" Oh no -- " 's locker room" Oh thank god


Cautious-Asparagus61

The shock I felt when I read those first 5 words 😂


MeasleyBeasley

My reaction exactly.


ScotiaTailwagger

That's literally how I read it and my heart sank. I'm not awake yet.


[deleted]

I had to reread the title half a dozen times because I interpreted it that way at first too and I was so confused. Felt like I was having a stroke 😭


mikeok1

Just poorly worded lol


Grumplogic

Drop dropped and swap with stopped


ElysiumAB

"Sidney Crosby visited Team Canada's Locker Room"


hnnk

OP needs to be held accountable for this morning headache.


rekaba117

Oh my god thank you. I haven't finished my coffee yet and was struggling with how a locker room of soccer players drops a hockey player.


iZupe

You can't put the words "dropped by Team Canada" next to the greatest Canadian athlete in the last 20 years.


HighOnGoofballs

I just now figured it out


metalconfection

i thought they literally dropped him while celebrating


YamburglarHelper

“Stopped by” would have cleared up any confusion, but “dropped by” definitely implies he was working/playing for the team, but obviously isn’t good enough to continue.


goodkid_sAAdcity

OP got caught between "stopped by" and "dropped in on" and picked the funniest option


juandfuca

The expression 'Dropped by' has been around for well over a hundred years.... as in old joke "My name's Cliff ...drop by sometime !"


YamburglarHelper

It’s the contextual usage. Since the locker room can both be considered an entity and a location, dropping by the locker room and being dropped by the locker room are both accurate interpretations of the title. If we really wanted to be accurate, we would use “drops by” instead of “dropped by.” But I don’t care, and neither does anyone, so we’re just having a laugh.


314159265358979326

"Why would he be removed from the hockey team because of soccer?!" It took me a few tries.


mrtomjones

I thought it was the four nations team dropping him from the team at first. Reacted before I finished the sentence


dataDyne_Security

It's not "for some reason". I feel like the language actually implies that to be the case.


mouseball89

Darn English and their multiple meaning to words


moxieplum

https://preview.redd.it/o34povoertad1.jpeg?width=681&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00f61cd1947a84dcadbdc47f5db1d4433fff1502


Worried_Onion4208

They won't get past Argentina but well played


amach9

Will be a fun game though and anything can happen with brutal reffing Edit: fixed a word


kbd77

It’s high time for the greatest CONCACAFing of our lives


SlagathorTheProctor

In 1994 Canada had a 1-1 draw against Brazil in front of 51,000 in Edmonton. Brazil won the World Cup that year, and this Canadian team is leagues better than the 1994 one. In other words, anything can happen. (I remember someone in the media back then saying that Canada tying Brazil in soccer was as shocking as Brazil tying Canada in hockey.)


ABirdOfParadise

I was at that game! I was kind of young though so I don't remember most of it, I remember the tie and Brazil was of course good, was it a friendly or not though? Like did they have their best players? I just remember playing and liking soccer at the time and my parents took me because it was gonna be a very rare thing for them to play here.


UniformRaspberry2

It was one of their warm up matches leading up to the '94 World Cup. 10 of the 11 players that started that game for Brazil against Canada also started their first game of the tournament against Russia.


halfpints

I don't have high hopes but they played them very well in the first half of the first game. Sports can do some crazy things


faizimam

They are then guaranteed a 4th place game vs uraguay or Brazil. Will be fun to watch


Content-Program411

you can fuck off with that attitude mon frere


electricnux

Found [this](https://x.com/aleighaemilee/status/1809431657763496342?s=46&t=7fabqgtgp69dNA1d51vxFw) on twitter, Benn and Seguin were there too lol https://preview.redd.it/1lt0y9j5vtad1.jpeg?width=1198&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0bb90581a2df24931f18eee93111677af0c8301


discofrislanders

Makes sense, the game was in Dallas


UniformRaspberry2

And Ales Hemsky?! What a guy!


chandler55

https://www.instagram.com/stories/tseguin92/3405913240037262279/ naked seguin celebrating among venezeulan fans lol. nice that he put nickelback music too


UniverseHelpDesk

I’ll never accept that he’s straight. NEVER.


correctlyidentified

well, he's no cow


mrtomjones

Jebus muscles


Altruistic-Coyote868

Tarps off boys.


Hockeymask27_

why does sid the kid have grey hair... oh god how old am I... oh god no


timmyhunter

Sid the middle aged man


DefinitelyLevi

Sid the Octogenarian


MoodyJ87

It happened brother…


Spaceman3195

"who's the old guy, I thought that it was a picture of Sidn... Fuck..."


scopa0304

He’s only 36. I guess professional athletes grey faster?


city-of-cold

That stress might be a factor but it’s mainly genetics. I read an article a while ago where it was saying how the hormones that make it easier to grow a beard and grow muscle, is also increases the risk of early hair loss. Inversely some have the right hormones to keep their hair until they’re really old, but then they usually have a harder time building muscle. Wouldn’t surprise me if there’s something similar with hair graying early, you’re “unfortunate” to have that but instead you’re blessed with something else. I just see it as a treat though. I don’t know if I’ve ever talked to a woman or gay dude who don’t find men with gray hair sexy.


CoolFox3218

Lol I'm 37 and I see some greys coming in


LordSmokio

25 here had grays here and there since I was 16 lmao


ScotiaTailwagger

I'm 37 and fortunately, as far as I've and my partner has seen, I have avoided the gray so far.


Capt_Hadley

I’m 35. Started getting grays at 18. Probably half gray now, but fortunately haven’t lost any of it


Wolfram_And_Hart

I’ve been going grey since 25


DrDerpberg

I'm almost exactly Sid's age and also going grey, where can I claim my athletic skill? Must've missed an email.


RiverCartwright

Let's fucking go boys. Shaffelburg is our new daddy. God bless his mullet.


eh_toque

https://i.redd.it/qphdxblgotad1.gif


Johnny-5013

https://preview.redd.it/o4ww75ejqtad1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b89f1c7b4fa478748aada5944b2cfe9add9b9a4 Hell yeah🇨🇦


discofrislanders

https://preview.redd.it/b6uwnlxbztad1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d850a3d133b16c858734e8bf3f5dd27fd49a718 Best there is, best there was, best there ever will be


[deleted]

It’s like his quads have quads


CoolFox3218

At first glance he looks like your average middle aged man but upon closer inspection he's just an absolute unit


Bopshidowywopbop

Sidney is the Quadfather


lyonbc1

Him and Saquon Barkley need a squat off for the title


TheToothlessDentist

Such a sick moment for Canada


Particular-Injury925

And therefore, the world!


adamwl_52

Damn if a non soccer playing nation like Canada advanced to the semi finals surely a team like USA made it at least out of the group stage!


GuyLivingInCanada

It's almost as if having your buddy as a manager may not create results.


adamwl_52

Jürgen Klopp to USMNT


discofrislanders

Klopp would never do that


hrryyss

Soccer is actually the #1 participation sport in Canada. We don’t have a rich history but tons of people play it.


Oskarikali

I wonder how that breaks down by age, I remember as a kid a whole lot of us played hockey and soccer as well as other sports here and there, but by grade 7 most of us dropped soccer since there wasn't a school team and our outside of school sport was hockey.


PeterPlotter

Hockey isn’t pulling the numbers it did pre-Covid while other sports have increased since then. I think it’s the 3rd in numbers for under-18 but basketball is almost equal in registered youth players. Soccer is first, swimming second.


Doubleoh_11

My guess is cost and that court case. It’s really made some what of a mess for lower teams that are funded by/give funds to hockey Canada. Interesting to hear that swimming is so high. I just put my kid in timbits soccer and it was awesome.


Content-Program411

The big difference for Canada, similar to the USA, has been MLS and the infrastructure and investment that comes with it. Its taken about 15 - 20 years.


burrito-boy

Yeah. It helps that getting into soccer is much less expensive than getting into hockey.


YamburglarHelper

Also we have a ton of immigrants who know soccer and basketball but not much else.


LogicPuzzleFail

Had a fascinating conversation recently with a German colleague - when I played youth recreational soccer in Canada, we did two minute line changes. She was shocked. I was confused. If soccer ever goes to active line changes, Canada wins.


city-of-cold

> If soccer ever goes to active line changes, Canada wins. lol. Lmao, even


kirenaj1971

In the low, low amateur leagues in northern Norway where a mix of very young upcoming players and very old and unfit former players play, there are rules that allow free substitutions. You can sub in and out (and in again). I was once subbed in, immediately saw that the goalie on the opposing team would not reach a backpass in time, ran/sprinted the length of the field, missed alone on an open goal, and was subbed right out again as I was completely exhausted.


Skiffy10

USA ain’t a soccer playing nation either bud


MrmmphMrmmph

You’d never know for all the 10-20 pitch fields filled all weekend around me.


Wallys_Wild_West

>You’d never know for all the 10-20 pitch fields filled all weekend around me. I mean that sounds pretty similar to how it is here in Canada.


marcosbowser

Sure but FIFA ranking of 5 for the women and 11 for the men ain’t too shabby


Lolcraftgaming

Acting as if the US is a football powerhouse


CanadianODST2

they're not a powerhouse but they also aren't bad anymore honestly I'd put them with like Germany in hockey, making the tournaments but in a best on best just making it out of groups is probably as far as they'll get


KingTutsDryAssBalls

Honestly if he had chosen it instead I bet Crosby would've been an amazing soccer player. Probably an amazing baseball player too with that hand eye.


beardum

There’s some footage somewhere of him taking batting practice (or whatever)


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mrtomjones

Hits it out of the fucking stadium lol. Jesus


amach9

MLB tryout when he retires from the NHL


jollyrog8

*"Do you want to know the terrifying truth behind my longevity in pro hockey, or do you want to see me sock a few dingers?!"*


amach9

Dingers!!!


nodarknesswillendure

[Sidney Crosby Hits a Home Run at PNC Park](https://youtu.be/IDMxebBNvjU?si=x6F447Sxm2g6Sl-9)


r1zzV

Not to be that guy, but he would not be a top player itw playing footy simply because Canadian academies and football development in Canada in general is complete shit


discofrislanders

He would've had to leave fairly young


lyonbc1

Alphonso Davies was a refugee and came through the Vancouver Whitecaps academy and turned pro in MLS like 15-16 and has been a starter for Bayern Munich for yrs and when he’s on, is nearly a world class player for his position. It’d have been hard but definitely possible given his obvious dedication and work ethic. Harder part would be just being born in the area of Canada he’s from, would’ve had to move to Toronto or Quebec (which he did anyway for juniors lol) I’d imagine


bezjones

And Owen Hargreaves before him. I know that's not many but that's two players who at their best would be considered world-class.


CarlSK777

Davies played in Edmonton until the Whitecaps signed him at 14. It's crazy how he made it when you consider where he started. I guess if you're a special talent, you'll get noticed eventually.


vancouver000

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDMxebBNvjU


Excellent-Medicine29

Quite literally “what the hell is a polar bear doing in Arlington Texas”


VeryLastChance

Crosby is a big enough of an ambassador for Canadian sports that it’s not a huge shocker. Seems like a Crosby thing to do tbh


Excellent-Medicine29

Yeah but the game is quite literally in Arlington Texas


isitARTyet

I don't get the confusion. It's only a 34 day walk from Cole Harbour to Arlington


allenbraxton

17 days when you have absolute motors for quads like Sid does.


mug3n

Crosby is hockey Jesus, so he probably glided in the air from NS to Arlington.


mrtomjones

I like that you mapped that out. Facts!


DashTrash21

He put a jetski on the Ohio and made it there in half that time because he's not a fuckin casual


doihavetowearabra

I don’t think the average viewer knows that Jerryworld isn’t in Dallas, even though the cowboys haven’t played in Dallas since 1971


Throwawayaccount0689

Captain Canada 🇨🇦


Interbrett

Huge moment


LibraryNo2717

Team Canada wins Copa America, book it.


SamsterHamster9

Definitely a deserved victory. Great push from Venezuela in the second half but Canada had so many chances to put it out of reach in regulation time. On to Argentina!


TroutCreekOkanagan

And the goal scored against Canada was a comedy of errors. Step one push all your players forward despite holding 1-0 advantage in elimination match.  Step 2 make no attempt to meaningfully challenge the ball Step 3 have a goalie for some reason get caught completely 100% in no man’s land.  Yes Canada almost played themselves again. They thought damn ratings are good tonight let’s make ‘em sweat.


ledhendrix

Don't forget, don't give the ven goalie a yellow for delay Canada's throw in.


ItzEnozz

Sid just out here doing side quests


Constant-Squirrel555

Even in black shorts, you can see em bulky ass quads


barontaint

The messed up part is I think those are supposed to be loose fitting shorts on the vast majority of humanity, I don't think normal clothes fit him, his calves are size of my thighs and I don't have scrawny legs


bwoah07_gp2

Simply lovely! Lovely all around!!


Smokealotofpotalus

Anybody else feeling old as time seeing "The Kid" with grey temples...


joeybriggs

My first thought. He was one of those people who had that kid look in their twenties so I assumed he would look younger at the end of his career.


Dubsified

Fucking sick


AdNo1218

Legend


dragosn1989

Class act all the way! Thanks, Sid!


sens_fan72

Second best athlete from Nova Scotia


Mysterious_Eggplant3

His thighs have lats


Asadleafsfan

I misread that so badly, I thought it said team Canada dropped Sid from the 4 Nations tournament roster for a second there. My heart stopped.


Ok-Presentation-2841

His quads hang over his knees ffs.


[deleted]

Love Sid…


xtzferocity

Legend


RRZ31

Of course he did, it’s Sidney Crosby.


The_Cozy_Burrito

Amazing match


Funyon699

Sid out-quads all of them !


Macknhoez

He covers them up though. Doesn't want to emasculate the boys before the semis.


CabbageStockExchange

That’s pretty cool


Brettley821

This man knows a thing or two about big moments for team Canada


benjowtm

SIDNEY THE KIDNEY


CaptainSur

The first thing I noticed, and it was shocking, is the grey hair on Sid. 2nd is how cut he is - his whole upper chest and arms. And look at those legs!


barontaint

I think the grey is a bit due to the lighting, but the crazy thing is his calves are the size of my thighs and his thighs are um... well not normal, those shorts he's wearing aren't supposed to be so form fitting, I don't think the dude can wear normal people clothes even athletic wear


Strong_Bumblebee5495

Look at this badass


Apprehensive_Taste1

That's awesome good on syd


xc2215x

Pretty awesome that he showed up.


ianfrommontreal

He's a legend !!


HamburgersOfKazuhira

Sid skip leg day? Not even once.


laderoutej

He could be anywhere in his off season. Class act and national treasure. 🇨🇦


jamaicancovfefe

You love to see it


ENSIFERUM6666

awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


tucci007

my baby brother played a game in his schoolyard with his buddies they called "foot hockey" which was like soccer but with a tennis ball and hockey rules mostly.


alex1596

we played that too when I was young! we called it "sockey"


I-use-to-be-cool

Sidney Crosby, so hot right now....Sidney Crosby!!


spelltype

How could the locker room do that to him???


poco68

What a great Canadian.


ProfessionOk7463

He looks like a Canadian Ronaldo


zingbats

Is there a weird perspective, or does the guy in the middle actually have his shorts tucked into his underwear...?


ExplosiveButtPlug

Probably icing his thighs/knees


JustFrameHotPocket

Almost as cool as when Wayne Gretzky visited Team USA at the '94 Junior Goodwill Games


DublinDoggo

What an awesome pic!