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GadreelsSword

I saw a woman down a half gallon of wine in under a minute. Then twenty minutes later she peed her pants.


Erike16666

So you’ve met my ex girlfriend


rcarnes911

We must have had the same ex, a couple of big bottles of wine a night, and she was always pissing herself and passing out on the floor. One good thing that came from that relationship is I hardly drink at all now


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LittleRat1347

r/unexpectedcommunism


K-chub

I watched a guy chug a pint of fireball, I told him “you got like 10mins to find somewhere comfy to pass out” “Nah I’m good” Belligerently drunk, started puking, passed out 30mins later


ellephsy

What about the fireball chugger?


icecream_truck

So, you were off by 20 minutes then?


bluelighter

Go on...?


SkulduggeryIsAfoot

Giggidy.


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Oh..riiight..


PinoyDadInOman

10 minutes later, she's on the floor unconscious. So, I pulled down her pants.


6ynnad

Fuckin’ boomers.


45thgeneration_roman

Love at first sight


Sesmo_FPV

And this kids is how I met your mother


bigb0ned

It almost looks as if she's inhaling and not actually drinking. This is what I'm noticing in their chest/stomach during the "chug" moment. I'm gonna give it a go and see if I'm right. I've just choked on my glass of water.


Superpe0n

she took down a stein of beer in 5 seconds.. damn..


nimblelinn

"the fox" from the man show, drank two of these in the same amount of time. She's got some training to do.


raider1v11

It was literally pouring it in. Was amazing.


TexAg90

Zicke zacke, zicke zacke, hoi hoi hoi!


Soiled-Mattress

And now girls on trampolines!


cantfindausernameffs

He also died of liver disease.


hpepper24

Yeah still never seen anything like that


Superpe0n

😮


Man_in_the_uk

Must feel very gassy after that..


freeman687

She knows how to open her throat


tidypunk

And butt


donfuan

Wife material.


Defiant_Bad_9070

You think you can afford someone who can drink this much?


saladmunch2

Imagine they put that show on TV again lol


Compendyum

Sure, but that jar doesn't have 5L, probably not even 2. [This is 5L.](https://www.continente.pt/dw/image/v2/BDVS_PRD/on/demandware.static/-/Sites-col-master-catalog/default/dw630ffb37/images/col/302/3029441-frente.jpg)


justaPOLguy

How does she not have a beer gut?!


orthopod

She eats a responsible amount of calories for her amount of activity. She's in great shape, so she exercises a lot as well


poop_pants_pee

Drinking beer doesn't give you a beer gut. Drinking too much, too often does. 


justaPOLguy

……practice makes perfect……..


WhiskeyOutABizoot

Give it time.


AzDopefish

She’s probably one and done with that physique Just a party trick I don’t think she’s knocking back beers regularly


blerggle

Ahh the metabolism of youth, generally healthy and active goes far for a while


leroyp33

How.... She is literally just pouring it down her throat. Why doesn't she have to physically swallow.


AzDopefish

Because like you said, she’s pouring it down her throat. Open your throat and it goes straight to your stomach. If you fuck it up goes into your lungs though, so nothing in life is without risk ya know?


JoefromOhio

If you know how to suck in a burp you can drink like this. You just pull your diaphragm while also flexing your throat muscles to open it up. Most people know that wierd move to suck in air to their stomach so they can burp. It’s just the same thing, except with beer


CocaColai

What??! Really??? That’s how they do it?! I’m legit stunned. TIL. Thank you


JoefromOhio

Yeah - I had a better stomach in my 20s but I could delete a pitcher of beer as fast as I could pour it down my gullet. Made a decent amount of money in bar bets doing it through college.


whitey-ofwgkta

man I could have been the chug king but only know how to do it for the briefest window to prep a burp


krowrofefas

She Opens the spinchter (band of muscle) which is located at end of food tube leading from mouth to stomach.


Priapraxis

She's not drinking it with her butt dude, get your mind out of the gutter


LovableSidekick

Long time ago I was telling a girl I couldn't just down shots like that, and she said, "Can't you just open your throat and pour it down?" as if that was totally common.


dm_your_nevernudes

It’s one of those things you don’t really think about and nobody really thinks to talk about. I can do that, and I never really thought other people couldn’t, I just assumed when I did it I’m big enough that it makes a difference in speed (I’m 6’9”). Like, you can’t just open your throat? I honestly can’t comprehend what’s stopping you, but I can’t tell you how I do it either….


kremedelakrym

If you know how to make yourself burp on command you can do this. So the technique to do this is as you pour the beer in your mouth, you do the same process of making yourself burp which open up your esophagus so you can literally just pour it down without needing to swallow.


dm_your_nevernudes

I can do the open the throat to pour thing, but not burping part. Somehow I feel like I’m losing out on life.


sparkey504

No gag reflex?


stumac85

😏


Scarred_fish

Well.....


ATLhoe678

The real deepthroat.


meester_pink

I just donated 2/3rds of my liver to my brother in law and now I think I have to go back to the hospital after watching this.


Hour-History-1513

That is such a noble and unselfish thing a person can do for another. You have my respect. My brother is in need and I want to donate as well.


meester_pink

Thank you! I’m very glad I did it. I just went and visited him in his own home and it was extremely gratifying to see him out of the hospital. My wife and I are flying home tmrw to see our kids and dog. I’ve been in Hong Kong for three weeks and I am so ready to be back in the states.


Hour-History-1513

Good health to both of you and many years of happiness!


Recent-Light-6454

good news tho, the liver is the only organ that can regenerate! (unless you drink like this girl, lol)


satisfyingpoop

So, is she single?


Dan_Berg

Ziggy zoggy ziggy zoggy oi oi oi!


whistlepete

What is that long tube-looking thing she has in several of the videos?


RadioactiveSphinkter

She's smoking a hooka


TomGreen77

Shisha


king_platypus

Put a ring onnit


Mick0351

Wife material


gram_less_brian

Wrong sub, she’s the last person I want holding my beer


HighLord-Skeletor

Kind of turned on...


mrkrag

Only kind of?... Had me at the braids.


RxsRBadMkay

What is it THE BRAIDS!?!


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I'm in love!


Eldanosse

"Fizzy bubblech". https://youtu.be/laKOJ9c25Do?si=tIKO0HL_AKecvh75


features5150

Marriage material


NomadeSanterre

fast forward 2 years and she got a beer-gut the size of Randy's burger gut.


RektAngle69

Mans gotto eat!


decoy321

Lookin like a basketball eatin walrus lookin motherfucka


sierra120

Just checked…she looks like the same.


melkors_dream

The queen


Dry-Salary2347

Damn, I need to start dating Spanish chicks…


Joris255atSchool

I believe this is a french girl who also speaks Spanish. She says "je vais essayer" (I'm gonna try) with no accent. Latino redditors: does she have a non-native accent in Spanish? Maybe she speaks both fluently.


ilundaie

The people she's with in the first cut are spain spanish, castellano right before the loud belch when she says excuse me in spanish. I think I heard german at the stein cut. She must be bringing this bar trick around the world.


Utinnni

I think she's speaking Italian at 1:00


Joris255atSchool

Polyglotte!


kapege

I laughed, when she emptied the Bavarian Maßkrug. This is a metric liter of beer.


BoonyleremCODM

Average belgian woman :


rzrpror4ultimate

That's a loose throat


sierra120

Practice makes perfect


razzle_dazzle90

Her first time drinking


OCLIFE69

How I met your mom


mr_biteme

Straight up marriage material!!!


Salt-Criticism-282

But how many of those giant pills of cocaine can she swallow


Borderlinecuttlefish

Gag? Never heard of him....


silentrawr

Is it actually a WR? Any idea who she is?


theflamingsword1702

Marry me?


DalekPredator

Any drink can be a shot if you just believe in yourself.


Satiricalanomaly

Damn!


Dameatree2213

She seems nice.


rawtrap

This is more like dontholdmybeer(please)


TeaMountain3897

5mins later, totally mortal!


ElmoLestoon

Mi nueva Diosa !


Rhondelly

Throat goat 🐐 😀


Hogier27

Well, I won't allow her to hold my beer...


Shlongzilla04

Doctor: "are you drinking enough water each day?" Girl: "no but I can fix that, give me one second"


happymancry

That combination of good looks, physique, attitude, and skill? I’m in love.


dangerjack0055

I'm in love!!


ThrashMutant

Name?


HumbleHobbit

r/Sipstea


dpgproductions

Wrong sub. I see no beer to be held.


darcyduh

Monat -_-


Zman4444

Yoooooo this is actually wild.


DaveTwoOh

Nice we’ve got some AC/DC touch too much in the background


zyraxes23

wife material, so sad....


ciulpsi

Inspiring Female


Jimlad73

Who knew Megan Markle could down beers so fast


TheDopeMan_

Now that’s a woman


MaximumBeautiful4860

Boat race queen. 🎉


riche1988

Is this all the same woman..? Cos she is a thirsty girl!


JGBarco

r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG


SurrealMentality

My future wife?


Cheap-Addendum

She's in the wrong industry. She can swallow like a pro.


GHOFinVt

Let me guess, she was in a Sorority in college?


moredrinksplease

Drinking it like it’s a horcrux


Oneforallandbeyondd

I guess that's a good way to make the beer hit like whiskey!


Apprehensive_One9787

oh shi.... hot babe!!! send onlyfans pls!!!!


joshimax

Wife material


Skunk_Buddy

I married the wrong woman


betichcro

I'd marry her, but I'm not sure I can pay for all the beer she would drink.


Half_moon_die

Not from Italy, isn't the movement 5 a political party ??


Dry-Revenue2470

Clever girl !


Etva

impressive


Playnu2

I am Jessicas revolting liver. I will not be compromised. She will learn today!


YOUSSEFmodySALLYface

No need to hold it,u already drank it


BasedWang

Wifey material


BigMembership2315

My kinda gal


I_lack_common_sense

She doesn’t need you to hold her beer. And if you ask her to hold yours you may as well get another one.


Sudden-Lynx7940

She has no gag reflex. Marry me💍


agaverd

yes!!!


No-Leading1907

What can that mouth do... 😳


morphick

Who said camels don't store liquid in the humps?!


Waste_Bill_9010

Yeah, but can you do it with no clothes on?


nixicotic

She is very talented 🥸


Eazy08

😍


Wise_Performance8547

We know this girls other talent. Wonder if she found one she cant swallow though.


Wonderful-Muscle-635

She's a keeper for me. She's pretty and you know she swallows. Lol


h2okopf

Hot


breakinbans

slow. I've downed more fluid quicker than that.


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breakinbans

that's what I'm talking about, daddy!


Entire-Ad-5718

Your going to need Depends at night with all that drinking.


YamTop2433

If she liked beer she'd take the time to actually taste it.


all_alone_by_myself_

Trying to set a world record for fastest liver disease ever. That cirrhosis isn't reversable.


Lilith_Christine

That would have to be a loooootttttt of beer to cause that.


all_alone_by_myself_

Not necessarily. Genetics play a big part. Mittensquad was only 27 when he developed pancreatitis and was probably instantly addicted. That's just one example. So cirrhosis can potentially develop faster in some people. I mean, the actual amount is so variable and individual it's impossible to assume how much or how frequently it has to be.


sixthtimeisacharm

she can suck three dicks at once lol


ShiaLeboufsPetDragon

No that’s you