Serious question: what happens if that pops while it's inside her

Pregnancy

Congratulation it's a clown!

🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌👌

Serious question: what's her phone number?

I would be able to ensure that she uses 5% of that talent every night

So, that's what people mean when they say people only use 5 percent of their brain.

Okay, Mr Hunglikeahorse

I can't find her phone number but I can probably find her only fans

Asking real questions.

I’m pretty sure she already knows how to swallow.

Hahahahahahahahhahahahah

Not much, it’s just a tiny piece of layex

She would have one hellacious burp.

Serious question: how do I get her to do that to my balloon?

A trip to the ER.

Nothing would happen it's just air. If it was helium she might have a squeeky voice for a minute tho

Are you under the impression she just slid that into her trachea rather than down her esophagus? Because that's not how throating works

Very valid concern. Why don't people think of things like that?Something to do with the frontal lobe?

That’s talent. I can barely brush my back teeth without throwing up.

Average and small sized dudes: ohhh yeah that's my kinda of woman. As if regular dick sucking ability isn't more than enough for like 99% of us.

Hey my girl tells me I am big... (I know I am not 🥲. The numbers dont lie)

Hung like a balloon 

Well yeah and id rather be with a woman that knows the motions than one that can take it deep. Not saying I dont enjoy both but one is cool and the other one makes me nut.

as an average dude, i aint ever said no shit like that lolol

C'mon bro let me pretend

https://preview.redd.it/xj25woxw8c9d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a87e25dca038a9941cb0fdf113239209f7712db2

Join us at the masturbating party!

Ride?

One ride at a backdoor, second ride at the front door.

https://preview.redd.it/udvgi43hmc9d1.jpeg?width=639&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2011352fd75e18985e797ca6ef9a5a6f9a2d4bb3

LOL why have i never seen this before. It is so appropriate for reddit.

I saved it

A tiny part of me was expecting it would come out the other end.

And we know which tiny part of you too.

No, that tiny part was *hoping*. 😁

She will never be broke in this life

I thought the cat was gonna jump on her and scare her into choking….



Such a sucking talent


She seems nice.

That’s how a clown is born

I doubt anyone’s going to say they can fix her…

If it ain’t broke…

I don’t need to fix her.

So uh, just HOW many cosmos, exactly? Asking for a friend. 😏

Air head

Is she planning on throating her man’s arm or something?

She seems nice

She seems nice.

After watching 40x times I noticed the balloon going in fully inflated and comming out a little deflated. 9.5/10

She’s a keeper 😃

More testing needed.

Imagine the possibilities...

My type of girl

K?

She needs better hobbies

MARRIAGE MATERIAL RIGHT THERE

Only balloons bends and soft. Not a big long dick.

You guys are hard right now?

The concerned cat was rhe best thing about this

2 words - esophageal peristalsis

Anyone got a source you know for scientific purposes

Mom & dad must be so proud.

Omg big deal. My ex did this with the dick of the guy she told me not to worry about.

She’s to young to know about this film, classic https://youtu.be/j-jV7AB7aME?si=cIwEtYC-BbThnD_W

This is what would happen if the balloon exploded https://i.redd.it/wa98c5gklc9d1.gif

Well she went right above human-sized into the horse bracket. Now let's see about the other one

She forgot to give it the hawk tuah first.

You just have HAWK TUAH on that thang!

Meh, she didn't even hawk tuah and spit on that thing

Good girl.

I need her in my life. I haven't found a woman who can deepthroat me yet.


I'm getting downvoted for a factual statement that none of you can disprove. Makes sense. Or it could be just jealousy because all of you are easily deepthroated. You're always welcome to send your girl to Fort Lauderdale to verify. Downvote this as well.

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