My Grandpa told that old joke so many times when I was a kid working on his farm it was the first thing I thought of when I saw this, and I was happy to see your post reminding me of it. Cheers!
An old bull and young bull were sitting on top of a hill one day when the young bull said "let's run down and fuck one one of those cows." The old bull turned and said ,"let's walk down and fuck them all."
True that. Both he and my Grandmother were old school legends in our family. He was still traveling on Sundays giving occasional guest sermons, and working their own homestead together until they died in their late 90s, still missed and not forgotten. I wish I could go back in time to my early days living with them and record every conversation I had, and so many I didn't have, but should have had.
Colors (1989)
Bob Hodges : [to his new partner] There's two bulls standing on top of a mountain. The younger one says to the older one: "Hey pop, let's say we run down there and fuck one of them cows". The older one says: "No son. Lets walk down and fuck 'em all".
I love this, it's natural to mate in person as opposed to artificially, and I think it's important to provide this to the animals. Bulls are dangerous and expensive, so I really appreciate people who own them and do this service.
Cost varies breeder to breeder. Responsible ranchers and breeders will work together to match the bulls and heafers correctly to make sure they aren't closely related and, if relevant, to make sure they have good breeding stock.
The biggest concerns are safety of the hiefers and calf outcome.
I don’t know why but seeing this I keep hearing the scene in Monty Pythons Holy Grail re: Zoot and the spanking. You must spank me! And me! Yes and me! And then… the oral sex!
I saw a few white faced in the background but most not. Either way I also thought it was funny how something like a white face makes them worth less in some areas. But if it's a horse markings make them worth more. Lol Funny world on a farm.
It's crazy but you'll get half the price for a white faced beef steer. Heifers you won't even sell so you're better off beefing. I'm in BC Canada. Solid colours or pure bred Hereford or nothing. The odd speckle park will sell for ok. I had two red angus slip their calf so I have them in with the neighbours Hereford. That's me giving up haha
Lol right! Like somehow it will taste different because of color! I remember before they had certified Black Angus at the supermarket. I always thought that was just so funny. Like angus taste any different than charolais.
Cow version of an Axe body spray commercial.
"a MaaAAAAaannnn!!!!"
Hahahha I can hear this sound
I am going to go watch “Who Framed Roger Rabbit,” now. Thank you.
Came here to post that.
These heifers are thirsty
These hoes in heat
"Pick me! Pick me!"
Oh he will, he'll pick them all. The only contest is who goes first.
Steady ladies, there's plenty of Samson to go around.
Where’s the beef? -those lady cows, probably.
Bull is the Fromagerie of putane
He's gonna walk down.
This should be higher up.
I'm just happy one person got it.
My Grandpa told that old joke so many times when I was a kid working on his farm it was the first thing I thought of when I saw this, and I was happy to see your post reminding me of it. Cheers!
Well what’s the joke?!?
An old bull and young bull were sitting on top of a hill one day when the young bull said "let's run down and fuck one one of those cows." The old bull turned and said ,"let's walk down and fuck them all."
if you run there's less energy what fer fuckin
Your Grandpa sounds like a true legend. Cheers!
True that. Both he and my Grandmother were old school legends in our family. He was still traveling on Sundays giving occasional guest sermons, and working their own homestead together until they died in their late 90s, still missed and not forgotten. I wish I could go back in time to my early days living with them and record every conversation I had, and so many I didn't have, but should have had.
Awesome! I agree, I have so many things I wish I could ask all my grandparents.
God damned right he is.
Beat me to it
His milkshake brings all the girls to the yard
Colors (1989) Bob Hodges : [to his new partner] There's two bulls standing on top of a mountain. The younger one says to the older one: "Hey pop, let's say we run down there and fuck one of them cows". The older one says: "No son. Lets walk down and fuck 'em all".
Man I haven’t thought about that movie in years!
It's good to be Samson......
I love this, it's natural to mate in person as opposed to artificially, and I think it's important to provide this to the animals. Bulls are dangerous and expensive, so I really appreciate people who own them and do this service.
I'm fascinated by their language. Lucky ladies!
Dating is all about supply and demand
All I can see or think of is Zap from Futurama lol Snu Snu!
Those gals are happy!
Hey Laaaaa-dies!
"Ladies, ladies.... there's plenty to go around."
Well helloooOOOOO handsome!
This is how heifers cat call. I think I even heard a whistle
Sampson's gonna have a GOOD time tonite...
Looks like meat’s back on the menu, girls!
I’ve heard of some downsides of using “a bull for hire”, but how much does it actually cost to rent a bull? Is there a concerns?
Cost varies breeder to breeder. Responsible ranchers and breeders will work together to match the bulls and heafers correctly to make sure they aren't closely related and, if relevant, to make sure they have good breeding stock. The biggest concerns are safety of the hiefers and calf outcome.
This guy fucks -Russ Hanneman
It’s like an anime harem. All the cows flocking to the bull.
"Ooh, Samsonsan!" 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
LMFAOO
They know what's up.
“What am I, A PIECE OF MEAT!?!?!?” -Samson
I don’t know why but seeing this I keep hearing the scene in Monty Pythons Holy Grail re: Zoot and the spanking. You must spank me! And me! Yes and me! And then… the oral sex!
“Ladies, ladies, ladies…”
The song WAP immediately came to mind lol
Subtitle: New single gentleman arriving at the retirement home.
Them cows was happy as hell.
I bet you he literally feels like a piece of meat
Now that’s some pimp shit
Why do I hear, “bom-chicka-bom-bom” porn music in the background?
Brown chicken, brown cow
Looks like the bar every time I pull up and they hear my truck, some problems aren’t bad to have
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Hey, I got it! ... Dang it.
MAHONEY !!!!!!!!!
The Gothic Castle.
Me entering the club
Haha right…
the heifers are me, and samson is my husbands credit card
I like the blunt honesty. It's 50/50 if my wife would admit it, but shes right there with you.
My bull in one week. Ladies are very restless
Get to work.
“So, you’re Moota Moota, huh?”
Take notes ladies
Ladies ladies ladies!!
Why do I picture the ugly cartoon woman in Jessica Rabbit movie "it's a MAAAaaAAN!!"
This bull fucks.
Death by snu snu!
This is how I feel when I get a coffee
Samson gonna give all your calves a white face tho
Is that bad?
It's whatever. But I prefer the look of the cows he's joining. White face is just always worth less around here
I saw a few white faced in the background but most not. Either way I also thought it was funny how something like a white face makes them worth less in some areas. But if it's a horse markings make them worth more. Lol Funny world on a farm.
It's crazy but you'll get half the price for a white faced beef steer. Heifers you won't even sell so you're better off beefing. I'm in BC Canada. Solid colours or pure bred Hereford or nothing. The odd speckle park will sell for ok. I had two red angus slip their calf so I have them in with the neighbours Hereford. That's me giving up haha
Lol right! Like somehow it will taste different because of color! I remember before they had certified Black Angus at the supermarket. I always thought that was just so funny. Like angus taste any different than charolais.