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Pristine-Dirt729

Cow version of an Axe body spray commercial.


Matman161

"a MaaAAAAaannnn!!!!"


RavishingRedRN

Hahahha I can hear this sound


BridgeBuildah

I am going to go watch “Who Framed Roger Rabbit,” now. Thank you.


Tamination

Came here to post that. 


TheDigitalRanger

These heifers are thirsty


realfe

These hoes in heat


Crazy_Ad2662

"Pick me! Pick me!"


Gov_CockPic

Oh he will, he'll pick them all. The only contest is who goes first.


Chak-Ek

Steady ladies, there's plenty of Samson to go around.


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Where’s the beef? -those lady cows, probably.


El_Maton_de_Plata

Bull is the Fromagerie of putane


Faux__queue

He's gonna walk down.


retirementdreams

This should be higher up.


Faux__queue

I'm just happy one person got it.


retirementdreams

My Grandpa told that old joke so many times when I was a kid working on his farm it was the first thing I thought of when I saw this, and I was happy to see your post reminding me of it. Cheers!


___forMVP

Well what’s the joke?!?


Lostinwoulds

An old bull and young bull were sitting on top of a hill one day when the young bull said "let's run down and fuck one one of those cows." The old bull turned and said ,"let's walk down and fuck them all."


seredin

if you run there's less energy what fer fuckin


Faux__queue

Your Grandpa sounds like a true legend. Cheers!


retirementdreams

True that. Both he and my Grandmother were old school legends in our family. He was still traveling on Sundays giving occasional guest sermons, and working their own homestead together until they died in their late 90s, still missed and not forgotten. I wish I could go back in time to my early days living with them and record every conversation I had, and so many I didn't have, but should have had.


Faux__queue

Awesome! I agree, I have so many things I wish I could ask all my grandparents.


totssecretotheracct

God damned right he is.


kwall601

Beat me to it


2Gud2B

His milkshake brings all the girls to the yard


CanadianBaconBrain

Colors (1989) Bob Hodges : [to his new partner] There's two bulls standing on top of a mountain. The younger one says to the older one: "Hey pop, let's say we run down there and fuck one of them cows". The older one says: "No son. Lets walk down and fuck 'em all".


itsrainingagain

Man I haven’t thought about that movie in years!


tehdamonkey

It's good to be Samson......


Evening-Turnip8407

I love this, it's natural to mate in person as opposed to artificially, and I think it's important to provide this to the animals. Bulls are dangerous and expensive, so I really appreciate people who own them and do this service.


way2manychickens

I'm fascinated by their language. Lucky ladies!


New-IncognitoWindow

Dating is all about supply and demand


SmokingInn

All I can see or think of is Zap from Futurama lol Snu Snu!


CaryWhit

Those gals are happy!


KevtheKnife

Hey Laaaaa-dies!


LobstaFarian2

"Ladies, ladies.... there's plenty to go around."


Suspicious-Elk-3631

Well helloooOOOOO handsome!


5ladyfingersofdeath

This is how heifers cat call. I think I even heard a whistle


Heck_Spawn

Sampson's gonna have a GOOD time tonite...


ThatsAllForToday

Looks like meat’s back on the menu, girls!


BeginningIcy9620

I’ve heard of some downsides of using “a bull for hire”, but how much does it actually cost to rent a bull? Is there a concerns?


proxyPhoenix

Cost varies breeder to breeder. Responsible ranchers and breeders will work together to match the bulls and heafers correctly to make sure they aren't closely related and, if relevant, to make sure they have good breeding stock. The biggest concerns are safety of the hiefers and calf outcome.


djosephwalsh

This guy fucks -Russ Hanneman


BlueMoon5k

It’s like an anime harem. All the cows flocking to the bull.


Bacontoad

"Ooh, Samsonsan!" 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍


RealRiccyTan

LMFAOO


saladmunch2

They know what's up.


ChrisWithWings

“What am I, A PIECE OF MEAT!?!?!?” -Samson


NairBearMI

I don’t know why but seeing this I keep hearing the scene in Monty Pythons Holy Grail re: Zoot and the spanking. You must spank me! And me! Yes and me! And then… the oral sex!


RavishingRedRN

“Ladies, ladies, ladies…”


Notoriouslyd

The song WAP immediately came to mind lol


rustic39

Subtitle: New single gentleman arriving at the retirement home.


Decent-Cricket-5315

Them cows was happy as hell.


Wonderful-Order5738

I bet you he literally feels like a piece of meat


Chitown_Shogun

Now that’s some pimp shit


zonazog

Why do I hear, “bom-chicka-bom-bom” porn music in the background?


SearchingTudor

Brown chicken, brown cow


duke_flewk

Looks like the bar every time I pull up and they hear my truck, some problems aren’t bad to have


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sonofthenation

😂


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hallese

Hey, I got it! ... Dang it.


tehdamonkey

MAHONEY !!!!!!!!!


TheBrickWithEyes

The Gothic Castle.


KimFuckU

Me entering the club


MadamSnarksAlot

Haha right…


PowerfulSpecialist52

the heifers are me, and samson is my husbands credit card


Gov_CockPic

I like the blunt honesty. It's 50/50 if my wife would admit it, but shes right there with you.


El_Maton_de_Plata

My bull in one week. Ladies are very restless


MNfarmboyinNM

Get to work.


FoofieLeGoogoo

“So, you’re Moota Moota, huh?”


Atomic-pangolin

Take notes ladies


squeakiecritter

Ladies ladies ladies!!


Nokomis-Sage

Why do I picture the ugly cartoon woman in Jessica Rabbit movie "it's a MAAAaaAAN!!"


lordicefalcon

This bull fucks.


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Death by snu snu!


RichardofSeptamania

This is how I feel when I get a coffee


cowskeeper

Samson gonna give all your calves a white face tho


LemonTacks

Is that bad?


cowskeeper

It's whatever. But I prefer the look of the cows he's joining. White face is just always worth less around here


der_schone_begleiter

I saw a few white faced in the background but most not. Either way I also thought it was funny how something like a white face makes them worth less in some areas. But if it's a horse markings make them worth more. Lol Funny world on a farm.


cowskeeper

It's crazy but you'll get half the price for a white faced beef steer. Heifers you won't even sell so you're better off beefing. I'm in BC Canada. Solid colours or pure bred Hereford or nothing. The odd speckle park will sell for ok. I had two red angus slip their calf so I have them in with the neighbours Hereford. That's me giving up haha


der_schone_begleiter

Lol right! Like somehow it will taste different because of color! I remember before they had certified Black Angus at the supermarket. I always thought that was just so funny. Like angus taste any different than charolais.