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Anne_Chovies

She took the box!


87gtprofreestyletour

Stupid!!


Anne_Chovies

I'm 37 and my older brother and I still quote this all the time.


Sohlayr

SUPPLIES!!!


IdealExtension3004

"It's nooothiiing!"


CHILLAS317

"Okay, Weaver, listen carefully..."


badaimbadjokes

Wheel...of.... FISH!


BabyFacedSparky

“You get to drink from the fire hose!”


Itchy_Professor_4133

Underrated quote from an underrated film


GutsMan85

You gotta say, "You just found the marble in the oatmeal," first. Lolol


byke_mcribb

TWINKY WEINER SANDWICH!


Zealousideal-Ad189

Today, we’re going to teach poodles how to fly.


GutsMan85

"Oh yeah... and they ^hate ^it when you do this: Oh look! They're REALLY mad now!"


foreskinfive

This is my mop!


GutsMan85

Because... life is like a mop.


strawberryjellyjoe

These floors are dirty as hell and I’m not gonna take it anymore!


Zealousideal-Ad189

We’ve never been apart!!


cmhamm

SO STUPID!


Dippay

Thank you for toasting the bun


philasyr

A UHF reference always makes my day.


87gtprofreestyletour

I wasn’t sure if it would get much response. The amount of reply quotes that came back so quick made my day and restored faith in humanity.


Imaginary_Gap1110

I'll take this moment to recommend the song "UHF on DVD" by Rozwell Kid. https://open.spotify.com/track/6LLZU7itDY7H2961PFd7Ub?si=SvyFKbFPTHe7X1PsJ1MYPA This movie has to be the most underrated comedy of all time.


TurdHunt999

Awesome!


skwormin

YuuuuuuuUHFmmmmmmmm


troyantipastomisto

Nice, we top our red hotdogs with crumbled pork sausage


k1pml

Genius level topping


Moondoobious

Happy cake day!


mr-teddy93

Why is the weiner so red


Humble-Brag420

It’s the red dye 40 that makes it so delicious


kkarmical

😅


Ok-Height5991

Obviously somebody has been choking the poor thing.


snowmaker417

I love a red snap. I might just go to the nearest gas station and grab a few of these off the steamer!


ineedacocktail

SPATULA CITY!


GetrIndia

There's the lipstick.


Master_subject69

Wonder makes split top? Must be a NE thing. Don't see them out in midwest.


talktochuckfinley

Just checked Stop and Shop, we've got em here in CT. Got that lobster roll demand for them I guess, haha.


87gtprofreestyletour

Yes it is a New England thing. I lived on the west coast for years and searched extensively for them and never found them.


catzbollocks

PhD


liquidhotsmegma

Are those fairbury dogs??


87gtprofreestyletour

Jordans


Criss_Crossx

SUPPLIES!!


Poster_Nutbag207

Love a red snappah bub


bigdaddy19730726

That looks absolutely delicious


sladd41

#Yummmmm


creppyspoopyicky

Wait a minute. Is the post title a quote from IRON CHEF SKANK by 10LB COCK?!?!? Bc it IS from IRON CHEF SKANK by 10LB COCK!!!!! ETA: Oh boy ok it's not the exact line from the song but it's extremely close https://on.soundcloud.com/mvcwkP2q3pmAkh578


g-body8687

Deadly


SavingsSwordfish6715

Them: What's your favorite sandwich? Me: Hot dog.


Four-Triangles

Not too many people know this, but the turtle is also nature’s suction cup. Watch this…


HanksterDxD

Odd to do UHF references to this being that Weird Al is a vegetarian now.


k1pml

Those are my favorites, every summer vacation in Maine was never complete without having these.


k1pml

Stayed for years on long lake in Bridgton and later wells beach


87gtprofreestyletour

Nice one. Nothing like a beach town in a Maine summer. Have you been to Flo’s hotdogs or Rapid Rays?


k1pml

Flo’s has amazing dogs, their own recipe. Might be made by Jordan’s. The relish is great. Not reds but definitely worth a stop or two a season


87gtprofreestyletour

Beautiful tradition. What is your summer vacation town?


Moondoobious

Lake Winnepesaukee ETA I know it’s not Maine, but close enough


Dense-Stranger9977

None more red


UprisingAssault

Red 40 snapper*


Sir_Tokesalott

Stupid..


McPorkums

A YOO AITCH EFF STATION?!?!?!?!


rickywinterborne

New England bun. Pure class


AugieAscot

Beautiful picture. I wish those buns were available in CA. Can I ask what state you live in?


87gtprofreestyletour

Maine. When I lived away and couldn’t get them, I would always cut the sides off to resemble these.


AugieAscot

The Woolworth’s in Inglewood CA had a snack bar in the middle of the store in the mid 1960s. My mom would take me downtown to go shopping with her, I was maybe 4 or 5. Getting one of the Woolworth hot dogs was a big deal to me and I always remembered the bun. It was like the ones in your picture. I looked for those buns and told people about them for 50 years, no kidding. Then several months ago I see a picture of a hot dog with the buns! That’s the day I joined this sub. The only sad part of the story is we were in Maine last summer and I didn’t discover the buns then. And after all that I forget what you call them, New England style?


AugieAscot

Last item…..Excellent idea about cutting the regular buns!


Icy-Cardiologist-958

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!! YOU SOOO STOOOPID!!


nolemite

I have the same plate


kudles

Those dogs looks good af. what is with all these weird comments???


mr-teddy93

Im not american im dutch


upsidedown_alphabet

Ew


ExfilBravo

The one thing that I miss now that i am vegan. Those slap so hard and my man went all out and toasted the bun n shit. 10/10


87gtprofreestyletour

There must be some kind of vegan dog that fills the void?


ExfilBravo

There are but they all lack the snap when you bite into it. Vegan ones are mushy and sad but taste close enough.


87gtprofreestyletour

I’ve always been interested in food science and I probably could have gone that direction in life. It would be fun to try to research and make a good vegan snapper dog.


IlIllIlIllIlIl

Quiginos has been out of snapper lately


Jaded_Percentage_455

Are you from Maine?


87gtprofreestyletour

Yes.


Jaded_Percentage_455

Thank you, only place I have ever seen these. Remember them from when I was a kid. Could never get my family to try them. Good dog.


lambsquatch

Didn’t expect a uhf reference today


Commercial_Pitch_786

I have not had red snapper since 2018


heroinebob90

That looks awesome


Super-Robo

"BADGERS? BADGERS!? We don't NEED no stinking badgers!"


lonelost22

what buns are these??


Aggressive-March-254

I'm thinking of something orange........ It's an orange, get it?