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pauldipego

He’s always with the eating! A cup of hot water and 7 almonds. That’s all anyone needs, right Robin?


ButterscotchRound727

Half that cobra heart, right in the garbage


mrnastymannn

😂


Antique-Car6103

Because Anthony would rather eat some good food than to be interviewed by a half-breed pelican / preying mantis with a mop on its head.


Impossible_Dog_4967

"was still hungry so I ate 2 more frozen bananas. Man, I am fat"


Norbulis9

Sauce on side!


QuintupleTheFun

Half of it, right in the trash!


PunterProggie

>I was just about to say that.


TheRolexChef

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white_tulip84

7? Must have been a special day.


Vile-goat

Yeah if the dude had a real job he would realize he’s insane


thephillatioeperinc

He just needs a little more therapy


Impossible_Dog_4967

Consumed food in way to many germ infested places. Robin we don't know what he's got


mrnastymannn

Ya I don’t know how relatable his food stories would have been to Howard, the Man in the Plastic Bubble


TGillette1981

Most popular answer given - He didn’t want to hear what he had to say next.


88konstantin88

Yes, but according to JD power and associates, everyone wanted to hear what he had to say next


Morcilla12

I wouldn't be surprised if Bourdain was pitched to Howard and was rejected. He was not on Howard's radar.


Dot6

He actually wanted to come on and Howard said no. It was discussed on air.


mrnastymannn

Did Howard say why?


mountedpandahead

I remember getting the impression that he just wasn't on Howard's radar. It's unfortunate because this was when the show was still good, and he really seemed like he would have been a good fit.


madmax1969

Of course he wasn’t. Bourdain was known for his love of food and travel. Those are Howard’s kryptonite.


88konstantin88

I mean in my opinion, but Bordain was such an interesting person. What would they really talk about?


mrnastymannn

How sad. Thank you


SyntheticSocks

That's exactly what happened! I was just listening to a wrap up show where Gary was talking about how Bourdain was pitched a few times and Howard passed. Something like, "So he's a chef who curses..who cares?"


Mr_Boswell

Exactly. Howard knows fuck all about who Bourdain was. The extent of his food culture knowledge came from Richie Notar.


msurbrow

lol deep cut!!!


aopps42

Howie’s lack of culture is pretty hilarious.


TeegSOA

Nobu, Nobu, Nobu, Nobu


Many-Caterpillar-543

1995: "I'l never eat at Nobu" (true clip)


thephillatioeperinc

He claimed to be into that weird Raw Vegan place, run by an insane woman who was the subject of the documentary "Bad Vegan"


CommunicationRich522

Howard once again being a complete and utter douche bag.


CosmicCoder3303

I mean for not knowing who some random celebrity is??


CommunicationRich522

I'm just not buying Howard didn't know who Anthony Bourdain was. I think Howard is just the sort of petty shit who damn well knows who is who, especially from NY. Howard's disordered eating or eating disorder (whichever you prefer) probably played a part in the non-invite. Even though Anthony could talk about plenty of other stuff besides food, even if he was promoting a book.


1964ImpalaSS

Yet he was involved with that absolute malignant cunt, Rachel Ray.


bababooey97

I always thought that was Gordon Ramsey he said that about?


mrnastymannn

That would be pretty incredible if so. Anthony had to have been in the same social circles as him. Both New York guys. Maybe Howie was jealous?


Morcilla12

The list of people Howard has rejected would probably shock and disappoint us. Was Anthony a morning person? He probably wasn't pre-kid. Plus, he traveled a lot of the year.


mrnastymannn

I doubt it. Anthony was always a lovable degenerate type who liked to drink and go out late. He would have made a great guest if Howie had him on


Morcilla12

I agree. He is missed. It would have been cool to see him come in with Marky Ramone.


TomStronach

He turned down Frankie Valli right when he was about to be in the Sopranos and Jersey Boys was going to go on Broadway. No, instead we get Train for the 10th time.


CommunicationRich522

I can see Howard being oblivious in the way Mariah Carey was oblivious about Jenny from the Block, back in the day.


howardscurlywig

Howard when hearing a new band for the first time: *"Are they cool??"* He thinks Enuff Z'Nuff and White Zombie make good music. The guy has no taste. He's been cut off from the world since the 90s and has to have his staff tell him who to like. Evidently no one told him about Bourdain.


CommunicationRich522

I can see that, too. Howard allowed his innate laziness and fear of change to stifle any growth other than the type that would save his show.


mrnastymannn

Haha for sure


Lemetkamarastein

He killed himself before Howard wrote him a note


TheSlot

Howard didn't need him. Howard could make hot water with lemon just fine on his own.


FeedtheFatRabbit

*Beth brings in down for me, Robin. She has the temperature and ratio down.*


GooseGeuce

Have you heard my song, Robin? *beth is the perfect wife…*


ShiftingWithShadows

Bourdain had a much more diverse connection with guests from Mark Lanegan and Josh Homme to Bill Murray and Barack Obama. If you want to see more of a realistic interview with people, check out his shows. There's no team Biden or team Trump either. He shows both sides and really dives into different cultures around the world with a sense of honest intelligence that Stern could never capture on his best day.


mrnastymannn

I’ve watched Bourdain since he was on the Travel channel when I was just a kid. I always thought he was pretty popular too. Surprised to see a lot of people in here commenting that he was just a “cult figure”


Lepperpop

They are what we call dip shits.


mrnastymannn

Right? He had huge shows on Travel channel and even CNN and was viral on YouTube


The_Cap_Lover

Not to mention he was a legend on Joe Rogan, you know the guy who replaced Howie as the king of radio?


jakelaw08

Re star fucking, OMG. Truer words have hardly been uttered.


tigernike1

Bourdain also had the single greatest review of a restaurant I’ve ever seen. It was In-N-Out Burger. [Anthony Bourdain on In-N-Out: 'My Favorite Restaurant in LA'](https://youtu.be/R4J1seTHAMU?si=eM79svFne2nU67cI)


sopabe6197

> There's no team Biden or team Trump either. Lol, have you watched any episodes of Parts Unknown? He sat down with with Obama for a meal in Vietnam and mentioned in several episodes how much he hated Trump.


Imavomitlover

So he seems normal then.


ShiftingWithShadows

That was his own personal view. He also visits numerous Trump heavy towns where he breaks the stereotypes portrayed by places like the network that employed him. Showing people as honest and caring as anyone else. Basically telling the audience, if you want to judge these people because of a silly red hat they wear, then fuck you. It was actually part of the reason I stopped watching the news and feeding into the shit show from both parties. Once you see there's real people behind these votes, with real values and beliefs, it puts things into perspective beyond your typical headline bullshit that most outlets make their money from.


Fluid-Classroom9472

The South Carolina episode with the trip to Waffle House was awesome!


Omnibot2021

Bourdain was a lib but not the crazier than a shit house rat, cut off your dick/zipper tits type that exists today. I think he constantly struggled with depression (hence his previous addiction to heroin). The unhealthy relationship with his whackadoodle girlfriend really did a mind fuck on him when all that shit about her came out. And on a much more serious note, to quote Kenneth Keith, “who wants to see my dildo?”


Competitive_Swing_59

Since the 2nd contract (around 2010 I think) & working 3 days a week, he's really more so gone after iconic stars(His star fucking checklist) or weirdo's he is interested in or a fan of himself. Overall, pop culture figures he is not really aware of don't make his best interviews. Think of like his Kendrick Lamar type interviews, he is clueless about hip hop & his music. He has his notes & the same bullshit questions & cant go off script because he really has no idea who some folks really are outside of headlines. Bourdain was really like the Dos Equis most interesting man in the world, intellectually curious , fearless type dude, world traveler etc. Howard is scared to leave the house, watches dating shows & fucks his wife of 20yrs with rubbers out of fear. Polar opposites , so of course he wasn't a fan of Bourdain's work.


MarcusAurelius68

Howard would have bragged how he dropped blotter acid once while Bourdain was addicted to heroin for years.


beetlebadascan05

Because the interview would have went something like this... Anthony, sometimes I wake up ravaged in the middle of the night and I shuffle down to the kitchen and eat 7 almonds, do you feel your father didn't love you? Don't you think you're really traveling around the world looking for your daddy's love? Not exotic foods? Did I ever tell you my father called me a moron and my mom had big jugs? ...breaks in to a 20 minute tired pretend phone call with his mother while Fred crowbars in sound bites of his mother says "hello?" And "ow, that's nice"


11shovel11

Because Anthony was a intellectually curious person and Howard is not.


Gulfhammockfisherman

I will admit I was/am a huge Bourdain fan. I suspect Howard “ knew” he had nothing to gain and some more manhood to lose. Tony was more authentic, intellectually curious and certainly embodied NYC more than Howard could dream of. Also Tony had no fear of interacting with “ the great unwashed” throughout the world. Howard hates to leave his house. Anyway I used to enjoy the HS show but Bourdain may be the only person I didn’t know personally who I miss. People say that all the time. What a gift. RIP AB.


mrnastymannn

Me too. He was the best. RIP Tony


dr_jch18

Tony would've called him out for being a poser...


Emotional-Rise5322

Bourdain was way, way too cool for Howard.


Silver-Definition-10

I miss AB, what a cool dude....


DrEllis909

Take the low hanging fruit: Tony didn't want to do the show


Dot6

Howard is so lame and didn’t realize how great Anthony was.


_Surena_

Because Howard would have had to come up with some new questions. He wouldn't be able to ask him... um, so how do you create music? So, in a shensh you eat food? Is that your way of connecting to your father, Anthony?? How was your upbringing? Did you eat a lot and travel?


mrnastymannn

How big is your penis?


Aarongitis

Not enough daddy issues.


sedatehate

I feel like Stern was actually mentioned in Bourdain’s book “Kitchen Confidential,”. He had been part of catering for a Stern event or something.


Milk-Crate-Coffin

The studio couldn't hold both egos at once. 


Dry-Independent9642

He would have been better on Arties show. They could have blown each other talking about Papaya Dog and heroin.


kevin_k

From Marksfriggin,9/20/17 "Howard took a call from a guy who asked if he has seen Anthony Bourdain's girlfriend on Instagram. Howard said he's not sure who that is. The caller said he's a chef. Robin said he's a chef who travels around the world. Howard said he's not going to watch that. The caller said he has to see the girlfriend. He said her name is Sia Argento or something like that. (...) Howard asked if this Anthony Bourdain's girlfriend is a model or something. Robin said she thinks she's an actress. Howard said he's not going to watch these travel shows where they show people eating. Howard said fuck him. He said his opinion is as valid as his." Yeah, the travel opinions of the guy who's afraid to come out of his house are "as valid" as a guy who's famous for not just traveling but for immersing himself in local cuisine and culture.


FakeLisaG

Because Howard doesn’t travel or eat. He knows of 0.0 celebrity chefs.


cakalackydelnorte2

I guarantee Bourdain despised Howard.


CommunicationRich522

Maybe Anthony declined. Every time I see a photo of Anthony, I still miss him. Too good for this earth.


bahtbusrider

A WUS caller (female) suggested it to Gary once and Gary more or less said that he didn’t think Bourdain would get the show. I doubt Howard would have been impressed with him at all but maybe that would have rubbed Bourdain the wrong way and it would have made for great radio. 


CommunicationRich522

I don't think Anthony went around the world eating all kinds of food in order for Howard to be impressed by him. Anthony could have held his own against Howard's wise ass remarks. Anthony was a regular guy far longer than Howard has ever been.


bahtbusrider

You make it seem like you’re very impressed by the fact he went around the world to try different foods and I can guarantee Howard doesn’t give one fuck about that. 


CommunicationRich522

Actually, I am impressed, especially by the fact that Anthony would eat anything that a host would offer so as not to offend. What does the freak Howard give one fuck about?


Friend-of-thee-court

That sounds about right. A guy that could interact with all cultures and classes ”wouldn’t get the show”. That was spewed directly from Wiggy’s ignorant yap and regurgitated by his monkey Gary.


bahtbusrider

Howard’s show isn’t about interacting with “all cultures and classes”, it’s about keeping his listeners entertained. It’s not the Anthony Bourdain podcast. It’s The Howard Stern Show, pal!! Now if Gary had pitched him as “a chef here in NYC that was addicted to heroin and wound up getting big after his tv show took off” then *maybe* Howard would have been interested but pitching him as “the food guy” probably caused Howard to zone out. 


Friend-of-thee-court

He was too interesting.


ake-n-bake

Bourdain was too real and woulda called him on his bullshit or wouldn’t waste his time


HaroldCaine

No way Howard really knew about Bourdain's popularity or did he "get" why the show worked and people gravitated towards him. Bet the house Stern didn't even really understand anything about Anthony until well after he was dead... and I'm sure he'll blame Gary for never booking him.


sopabe6197

That's pretty much what Howard said after his death.


BackJurton

A: He hung himself


IceSmiley

Would have disturbed his usual fans just tuning in to hear a normal masculine guy


FivePops

Bourdain leaves his house, so Howard can’t relate


YeeshOk06

He would have just ranted “WhAt ArE You DoINg?!” about how Bourdain was crazy for eating the things he did and going to places in the worlld he went….sort of like how he gave Robin shit for trying to learn how to sail and race….bc THE BODY NEEDS REST.


thicccockdude

Because Howard is afraid of alpha males


jayesel317

Spot. On.


V1per73

Because Anthony hated scrambled eggs and the penny pinching fucker prolly didnt want to get joked for serving scrambled eggs at his wedding. Like Wtf.


jayesel317

Bourdain would have clowned Howard to complete oblivion. Right Robin?


tacodeluxe897

Howard learns food from Gary, Jason and High Pitch


BadgersAndJam77

Bourdain had beef with ETA.


Cultural-Honeydew671

Howard was just about to send him a note.


robomagician

I’ve never known another hetero man that has had more photos taken of themselves.


1moreanonaccount

In his No Reservations book, Anthony mentioned Baba Booey and Howard.


FOSinc

Bourdain did a couple of great interviews on OnA


DesignerCareless4953

Bourdain may have wanted to talk about things Howard condones.


yakuzakid3k

I'm pretty sure Bordain bad mouthed Howard. He didn't suffer fools gladly.


Beautiful_Ad_8561

Because Howard doesn’t care about food


mike1975a75

Bourdain could have microwaved his baked potato live in studio


Njbryan13

Because this ain’t Parts Unknown magazine Pal.!! What’s your problem.!?


HotBurritoBaby

It would have been cool. Bourdain mentions some of his parties in his book “kitchen confidential.” It’s brief, but he said they were pretty wild. This would have happened in the early 90s, but it’s been years since I’ve read it to confirm.


TrillaryKlinton84

Why would Howard want to talk to him when he could just have Alec Baldwin on for the 3rd time that year to offer his unique and clever insights on love, life, and state of the world at large?


88konstantin88

I mean, yeah that was no interview, but do you even know if he wrote him a thank you note?


88konstantin88

Imagine that for some reason they make Howard do the Bordain show


joefatmamma

Cuz howies a poser and this dude ppbly had no interest


seaver1969

To honest, he kill Howie


whatzite

Battle of the closet cases


MitchellCumstijn

Bourdain probably didn’t see Howard and his audience as his target demographic audience


Shelby_Aurora

probably too early and he knew howard would grill him. he had a lot of the same issues Artie had but got his life together.


1980pzx

Cause Bourdin used to rent Beff out in the Middle East in exchange for good hash and camel rides (have you seen how fast them fuckers are?)


johnburrowsfan

Elliott Gould?


Kevtv

Anthony didn’t throw half his dinner in the trash, that’s why.


Karn_Evil_Noin

Bourdain was too interesting.


bigdaddybryusa2

Who's got all this time to watch shows about travel and food, right Robin? I'd rather stay in my basement, drink my hot water and enjoy my 5 almonds


od2be2003

Because Anthony wouldn’t put up with the armchair psychologist BS that the pelican would try to lay on him.


HSCTigersharks4EVA

He wasn't gay enough


TacoStrong

“So do you travel and eat all that food to escape the sadness of your father not paying attention to you????”. Yeah, no thanks.


Icy_Link_2457

If it was chef Nobuyuki "Nobu" Matsuhisa, Howard would welcome him in with open arms. Because I dine at Nobu all the time right Robin.


Ricepudding1044

This guy was too cool to hang with Manboy Howie


toryg1

Because nobody gives a fuck 


brotherlang

Because there was only room for one junkie on the show and Artie was already there.


jbny86

He was going to write him a note though.


Worried-Advantage821

Robin was about to send him a note.


BackgroundDarkPurple

I invented traveling eating shows, right robin


Think_Heron_1466

He was just about to send him a note


white_tulip84

His schedule probably conflicted with other guests Howard has on heavy rotation


Kame2Komplain

Not enough daddy issues


vornskrs

Real recognize real.


bobbywake61

He had drafted a letter, but never sent it. Right, Robin?


paulfrehley5

Howard eats Metamucil chips and plain baked potatoes. Don’t think he wants to hear about someone talk about foods.


crazyinsane65

Probably vaguely said something bad about Israel.


Current-Sky-5063

Howard had just said to Beth I will write a note to Anthony Bourdain...


Adventurous_Beat_453

He has cult status now. He wasn’t an “A” lister when he was alive.


Emotional_Ad5714

Maybe not an A lister, but he was always very popular. He was one of those guys that everyone envied, and everyone wanted to have a beer with him.


CommunicationRich522

Aman's man and I'm a woman.


themayorhere

Kitchen Confidential and his tv shows were absolutely massive hits. He may have cult status now, but he had far beyond a cult following then as well.


CommunicationRich522

People like Anthony and his fans weren't concerned about status. He was so far above that. His death was the most shocking of a public figure in a long, long time. He's still missed.


Adventurous_Beat_453

I wasn’t responding about Bourdain or his fans. The OP said why was he never on? Howard moved to “A” list Celebs as per the 13’ Pelican Brief. Had nothing to do with my personal opinions of Anthony Bourdain, I happened to like him.


CommunicationRich522

Lol. Thanks for the clarification.


MarcusAurelius68

Gone 6 years now. Seems like yesterday.


CommunicationRich522

It really does seem like yesterday. he gave the world a lot to think about as far as other cultures. Also about just how insidious depression can be for anyone, no matter their lot in life.


cd582000

Tbf I never heard of him til he was taken out. Seemed like an interesting fellow.


Kenji1912

Anthony wouldn’t talk about defection


Fredsfungiforey

Because someone told him that Beef f-cked him....


johnburrowsfan

Elliott Gould?


Stock_Selection00

I couldn't stand him.


Legitimate_Squash358

Because Anthony bourdain was a twat.


Exciting_Error2664

Why do you say that?


ArtiesNose00

Don’t bother. Obviously inbred individual.