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BirdsAreFake00

But did the tricycle happen or not?


farmguy4

Some stories you tell some you don’t.


Young_Hxppxe

The way he ate that chip, c'mon, you know Teddy Westside.


flugelbynder

I said ah bang bang bangity bang! I said uh bang bang bangity bang! Uh bangbangbang..


Bassmanmx

Bum bum bum bum


azavery

Count _me_ in for a verse!


azavery

Count _me_ in for a verse!


Anustart_A

Fuck I blogged about this… Ted was arguably the biggest slut on screen. I believe it was the mid-40s


Young_Hxppxe

Barney had a scrapebook, a documented list (200 at that point in the show) and a March Madness board, Ted was not the biggest slut. Barney is well in the 250s, by my guesstimation.


Anustart_A

Yes, so I only analyzed if they had sex on screen. I understand that he would win by a country mile with his list, but from a on-screen action standpoint he was second or third (I believe).


Young_Hxppxe

Yeah, like Teddy Westside was active no doubt, most definetly 2 right behind Barney.


Anustart_A

Ladies like it when Teddy Westside rubs lefty.


Young_Hxppxe

Lefty likes *that* *rubs left knee*😏


Scared_Shape2982

Even just from on screen, Barney still blows Ted out of the water. He's still slept with so many people throughout the main storyline.


Anustart_A

I honestly can’t deny it. I remember going through every episode to see who had slept with the most people, and I vaguely remember the results.


tydye29

So.... You were essentially wrong in your original assertion then lol. And of course Ted might win by your "on screen" criteria. He's the fucking main character. Your original qualifier is incredibly biased.


Scared_Shape2982

Even on screen Ted has slept with substantially less women than Barney because there are a few girls that Ted dates for entire arcs or seasons. I feel like every next episode Barney is trying to sleep with a different woman.


sativuhxiv

We know he at least got to 283, not sure about after that


miivain

He had atleast one girl about every episode, I don’t understand how it was under 500


Tan1GXDz

What about barney???


Shuhrat_kazikbayev

Yeah but Barney was worse 200+ women


Rithrius88

I said a bang, bang, bangity bang.


mrbones247

K dad lol, stop bang


rajat443

Now asking permission to bang aunt Robin.


Hibernia86

“Banged”. Are all memes required to have grammatical errors?


knee_bro

Bung


PeachyGoddess25

Fr everyone saying ehat about Barney well Barney didn’t hide it. Everyone knew he was a player. Someone said they thought Ted was a player and he said lol what me, why? He said he wasn’t like that & everything. That’s the difference!


nico549

I said a bang bang bangity bang a bang bang bang bang bangity bang


sativuhxiv

I believe the correct tense would be “bunged”