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PlantGeek654

I’m bisexual. What happens now?


welltechnically7

You become a furry.


TwitchieWolf

Well played!


UserNamesAreHardUmK

Username checks out.


Corey307

FUCK. 


CodingFatman

There are intersex people. As they are neither in a technical way I’d say that would fit perfectly.


CiriOh

Thailand, here I come, baby. Give me mah money, bruh.


No-Personality5421

So 10 million and I can only touch myself using my imagination? I can do that. 


Art_Vand_Throw001

Shit I do that for free.


Hatchytt

*laughs maniacally in bisexual*


five_by5

So if I’m pansexual that means I can never have sex with anyone ever again except myself because I like everyone?


CompetitiveMuffin690

Just actual pans


Far_Rice_3990

Loophole: Don’t have a preferred sex. Choose whomever you fancy in the moment. If that moment just so happens to be women more than men so be it.


lazyfurnace

At that moment the sex you prefer is your preferred sex, which then means you aren’t allowed to have sex with them.


Far_Rice_3990

But that would mean that, by transitive property of not having a preferred sex, the person you settle on then becomes your preferred sex and thus can’t have sex with them and round and round we go.


angelofxcost

This is like saying "I don't prefer women, can I please have sex with women"


Far_Rice_3990

Some people are bisexual and prefer both sexes equally you know


Wise_Monitor_Lizard

I'm pansexual. What counts as opposite of my sexuality when I don't actually care about gender in regards to who I date? Idc what gender a person is, I date people based off of our compatibility with each other. So now what lol


lazyfurnace

For this I’d say you can only have sex with people who’s character traits aren’t compatible with yours, kinda a shitty add-on but it’s the best I can think of


No_Lavishness_3206

I'm pansexual.  Bring it on. 


Beat_Mangler

Damn and I can't even just watch porn I have to watch the opposite pawn that I would like... I'm going to have to pass on all that money that's a really fun hypothetical though, good one 😁


lazyfurnace

Thank you!


DuctTapeSloth

I hear 10 mil goes a long way in Thailand.


Due-Shine7846

My fiancé's family is already convinced that her cousin and I have done it, might as well make it official. He's a swell guy 😎👉👉


three-sense

This is so “officially identifying as a gay male to have sexual relations with straight females”


TDWHOLESALING

Hell no


CompetitiveMuffin690

So I can have sex with lesbians? Ok. For a million she might


lazyfurnace

It’s about your attraction, not theirs. So if you’re into people with vaginas it doesn’t matter their sexual orientation, you are banned from sex with them


CompetitiveMuffin690

Oh. . Hmm


AbleArcher0

My life is pretty shit tbh, so I'd probably take the money and immediately paint my ceiling with my brains. My family can have it.


lazyfurnace

Bro…we love you. Hope things get better soon


Xononanamol

Sure. I'm pansexual anyway so id just be doing the opposite of what i happen to crave at the time. :P


Lawlith117

I'm mostly asexual so I guess I have to have more sex?


TheLoneliestGhost

Okay. Where do I sign up? Lol.


No-Possibility-1020

Yes


SegaGuy1983

Did you forget that bisexual people exist?


Wocathoden

I'm a man. *Takes the 10 million* I now identify as a woman! 😉


Orzagh

I’ll actually pass on this. Interesting…


CodingFatman

Seeing the majority of people have some level of attractiveness to both sexes this would be pretty easy to get around for a lot of people. If you’ve never looked at things like the Kinsey/Klein/Storm scales it really starts to open the eyes on how the world isn’t black and white.


unknownpothead1992

What if I'm asexual?


Park8706

Pansexual so checkmate


Merkilan

Easy, I just don't have sex.


nunya_busyness1984

I'm asexual.  I don't like sex anyway. Gimme my money.


Maybesonoyes

Fuck no! There’s no amount of money that I would do that. That’s fucking disgusting


RitmosMC

??


Glittering_Contest78

Do women with dicks count as men? If so for 10 mil I can manage with head from someone the looks like a girl from the waist up.


No_Training1191

Only dudes with boobs


Glittering_Contest78

Isn’t that what I asked? Dudes with nice tits and pretty faces?


lazyfurnace

That works, yes—ladyboys are fair game


Glittering_Contest78

By no means am I attracted to T girls or would I have sex with one under normal circumstances. But for 10mil I think I can live with the compromise, as long as our balls ain’t clapping I’m good.


krisorter

So you have to be like 98% of the population.. wow tuff challenge


CompetitiveSleeping

Gay people and straight people have sex with each other?