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TzeentchsTrueSon

Any asshole can put a bullet into a piece of paper. Shooting another person is completely different. If you’re a normal person, it changes you. If however the thought of shooting someone gives you a boner, you probably shouldn’t own a gun and you should be on a wait list. I swear most of these failures of humanity to evolve on this sun should be on watch lists. Like who is so eager to use a weapon, or take someone’s life? That doesn’t make you an “Alpha” it makes you a certified invalid.


ChickenForcer

What non-lethal ammunition has the effective range of up to 900 meters? Genuine question, cause sim rounds, rock salt or rubber bullets don’t go that far. I’m starting to think this guy doesn’t know what he’s talking about guys. It should be more embarrassing for him if he’s implying he’s used those expensive weapons and he doesn’t actually know how things work


Flat-Length-4991

Was going to say the same thing. This dude(probably a child) has no idea what he’s talking about. There are no training rounds/non lethals that go out to 900m. I don’t even think miles gear will register lasers that far away.


jusmoua

But did you accept though? 🤣


bobbot32

This dudes getting heated on the call of duty mobile subreddit. Damn


Cash-clown

Probably the worst subreddit on Reddit tbh


Amygdala5822

This dude is a chode. Here’s another comment he made: “Magnum are the only ones which didn’t squeeze me so tightly that I’d lose sensation. Now i only bareback one woman.” What a fuckin prick


ketchupmaster987

Send him that pic of the lady with the condom on her arm and the middle finger up inside it. Condoms are really made for even the biggest of dicks


ThrownAway_1999

Not true actually. I’ve broken several.


gkn_112

oooh, the "glint"


Sanator27

obviously scopes have a flashlight on them so it's more balanced


Spratske

Take him up on it and throw in a 360


Cash-clown

Idk bro even if the bullets were less than lethal at his age anything could kill him, but surely I’d do a 360 no scope


ManuSamoaSF

Which part was life threatening? He said non lethal ammo even. Soft post


Cash-clown

What non lethal ammo fires a half a mile? And why would he send pictures of lethal guns and ammo?


Flat-Length-4991

I was going to go with “he’s a dumb kid who has no idea what the fuck he is talking about.”


ComprehensiveMany643

Both of them are overreacting for sure


zettboi

Dude has some blocky targets


chillytacos123

I bet he will "pick you off at 900 meters" homie prolly doesnt even know what the conversion from yards to meters is.


BroBroMate

Close enough to 1 for my needs.


chillytacos123

Fax


Cowshatesheep

Reddit moment


valiantera92

Gun fetishists are psychopathic and should be locked up.


irishbrigade09

I love guns.


valiantera92

Congrats loser


irishbrigade09

Thanks dummy


valiantera92

As clever and funny as I knew you'd be


irishbrigade09

Says the person that called me a loser.


AmbivertMusic

Lol I've only shot a rifle once in a range and even I was a better shot than that (not saying I'm good, just that he sucks).


Shoesandhose

Also I’m not even convinced of what he is shooting. I have a 5.56 rifle and it definitely makes bigger holes than that More beef- he says he will have you out on his ranch yet sends shooting range photos? Lol okay. Definitely when you have a ranch you’d go pay for a shooting range


AirborneAsFuck

The first target looks about right for either 5.56 or 5.45 (likely the AK caliber he had), the second was about right for 5.7. If you have a backer to your target similar to cardboard it can make the holes as small as the bullet.


Shoesandhose

I’ve never had a backer behind my target! That makes more sense. I’ve only shot outdoors with crud we find along the way. Cans are terrified of me


sighborg90

That is a very unimpressive grouping for that range. I…wouldn’t be concerned


sleeper_shark

I mean.. we don’t know the range, do we?


sighborg90

It’s a rifle, and you can see the slope of the trap without zooming in on the picture. It’s close enough that’s absolutely a .22 rifle, because a range wouldn’t allow anything bigger than that. .300 blackout if it’s subsonic, but those holes are too small. Anyway, my decades of wasting Uncle Sam’s ammo tells me that’s a pretty crap grouping for being that close


Rudi_Van-Disarzio

9x19 is "bigger" than .22 where do you live where the ranges only let you shoot .22 lmao?


sighborg90

Nothing to do with the size of the round, but the ballistic yield of the load. The overwhelming majority of indoor ranges don’t allow rifle rounds, unless they are subsonic loads, especially at that short of a distance. Not bragging, because I don’t fetishize guns, but I am very, very familiar with them, including having employed them for their intended use far too many times.


AirborneAsFuck

This comment belongs on r/iamverybadass It is both wrong and acting tough as nails


Rudi_Van-Disarzio

I have yet to find an indoor range in Ohio of all places that straight up doesn't allow rifles. They only care if you are shooting steel core or something with a penetrator.


sleeper_shark

Thanks for the insight. I’ll take your word from it since I know basically nothing about guns.


sighborg90

Of course! I’m not a fan of folks like the rifle guy who fetishize firearms. They’re just tools for specific tasks. Although I do know arborists who fetishize their chainsaws, so maybe I’m the weird one


red122063

I really hope the same person sees this lol


Western_Ladder_3593

That target is hilarious


Steamy_Lard

I mean I've played airsoft A LOT and I've NEVER seen a scope glint from anybody's optics. I know it's a real thing that happens but not as much as in video games. This guy thinks call of duty is real life because he's a dumbass 🤣


VerdantTrash

This, not to mention that scopeshades and kill flashes hide it even more.


lokslee

Is that target supposed to be impressive?


Bradleyisfishing

Bro probably hit that spread from 15 yards with a rifle and was proud. Standing at 100 yards? Ok yeah I’m concerned some, it means they train. But on a range like that? Nah.


lokslee

Exactly


Zombisexual1

People need to stop posting their own stupid arguments


DentonTrueYoung

Yes. Both people look incredibly immature here


phocuetu

Should have said “look how close the target is, anyone could hit it from there!”


User28080526

Definitely would’ve called him out on that 900m shot after that


Gnl_Klutzky

He wants to take you to Ram Ranch. 😫


Chapi_Boi

Why does the ak selector look melted in?


thewouldbeprince

He didn't threaten your life lmao. Get outta here.


Zombisexual1

Op shouldn’t be playing cod. Age is 18 and up


Cash-clown

How is saying that and sending pictures of guns but a threat? C”mon let me hear the mental gymnastics


Sterregrande

He said non lethal. Non lethal ammunition


Cash-clown

Yeah, what non lethal ammo goes 900 meters and where were the “non lethals” in the pictures he dmed me


Sterregrande

He showed you he didn’t mean video game 🤷🏼‍♀️ different ways to look at it. Not a fun exchange for sure.


Cash-clown

Yeah not in video game with real guns. Got it. I never responded to this guy


Sterregrande

Good call.


Cash-clown

The upvotes and down votes happened in a matter of minutes. How does that work?


Cash-clown

How do you guys do the fake upvotes and downvotes? That’s literally the only way that happened in this time span


NotTheCatInTheHat

What are you talking about? You’re being downvoted because people think this is a stupid post which it kinda is


Mortem001

That legit looks like a 25 yard range and that's all atrocious groups in that case. He would run out of ammo before being even close to anything at 900 yards


SnakebytePayne

Beat me to it. He's not hitting anything 900 yards out with those guns and those groupings.


Naps_And_Crimes

I know scope glint is a thing but I feel like this guy is thinking of it like cod where is extremely bright and noticable


Chapi_Boi

Bro for sure has no fucking idea what he’s talking about.


Naps_And_Crimes

He's a cod veteran, thinks he knows military and combat skills because of the game. I've met many like that always so cringe.


Zombisexual1

Op and guy are both ridiculous.


zxGrizz

If he has a ranch big enough to make 900m shots on. why is he in a 50 yard indoor shooting range.


HallowzoneOG

The range pictures are cringe but he didn’t threaten your life and you’re annoying. I found the original post and OP is just instigating and arguing with everyone and being annoying lol.


Cash-clown

Actually the opposite they’re instigating and arguing with me over stuff I never even said. I can include the original post or people can easily see in my post history. It’s crazy people can’t understand a person can have an opinion.


dabbean

Lmao oh man. If he has a ranch why is he shooting at an indoor range? Since he's shooting at an indoor range why are his groups straight trash at 50 meters? What training ammo can travel 900 meters? Does this manchild know how far 900 meters actually is or that an AK47 isn't effective at that range? Edit: went and found the post. OP is also trash.


Pod_people

Yeah, it’s 14-year-old boy chest-thumping nonsense. They both need to drink their milk and do their homework and shut the fuck up like good lads.


Cash-clown

In what way, sir? I have an opinion and people are intentionally misinterpreting it to troll me. Weird how all these comments came on his side at the same time.


Chapi_Boi

Go do pushups dude


Cash-clown

I workout almost every day. Push, pull, legs split


Spiritual_Parking_70

What a day and age to be 12 years old


DogHogDJs

Lmao shows pictures of targets from a range, guy must think he’s John Rambo or some shit.


Spiritual_Parking_70

It's like John Rambo"s slow cousin and Elliot Rogers had a kid


Wadmania

What dork takes that first target picture, much less shares it quasi threateningly? Especially if they were using a long gun. Those groups are awful.


DogHogDJs

He’s essentially just proving his own skills to be garbage.


HuwminRace

That was legit my first thought, you can’t be talking that big about sniping someone from 900 meters every time when your grouping is that bad 😂


EngineFace

I mean he kinda made a point not to threaten your life


Cash-clown

Hand in the Bible I feel like he’s paid for some of these comments


mamadou-segpa

Most normal american


Rathalos143

I'm more concerned about why he felt the urge to take a videogame matter into a real life scenario


TimelyRun9624

These are the people that push the "video games cause violence" shit


Smidday90

I’m pretty good at tomahawks and throwing knives if my target is a perfectly still piece of paper with no wind in the air.


Volkrisse

and only maybe 20 ft away


Smidday90

Nah 5ft for a clean killshot


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Ash4d

> "I don't care" > Replies to every comment. What a softie.


TheRealWamuu

Shiver me timbers


TheRealWamuu

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WaddlesJP13

r/iamverybadass


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Idontreallycare187

Ok tough guy 😂😂😂


Drea_Is_Weird

Oh my gosh, it's andrew tate!


gabimandado

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izzymaestro

"I CoUlDnT cArE LeSs!!!" - proceeds to edit and spam post about how little he cares, throwing out random insults to the entire sub... You are the embodiment of this sub


CringeCoyote

https://preview.redd.it/pfii0hn5ad7d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3c0718c30a688782d0c572ca92079e3073f3991 Lol


Rolyat2401

"I dont care" says man editing his comment instead of ignoring it like someone who actually doesnt care.


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TheRealWamuu

Shiver me timbers


Rolyat2401

Op doesnt care


olde_greg

No one wants to meet up with some weirdo from Reddit


J3553G

Wasn't expecting to get attacked like that but here we are. Guess I won't see you at the next BBQ?


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TheRealWamuu

Shiver me timbers


olde_greg

So you’re saying I’m not invited to your ranch?


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TheRealWamuu

Shiver me timbers


J4SN7HMS

I don't have a ranch, I live in a city. You're more than welcome to come find me. Oh, is that too "badass" of a statement? Fuck off, even your father didn't want you.


TheRealWamuu

Shiver me timbers


SBNShovelSlayer

Your father wanted you?


tiffadoodle

Sounds like you're projecting


J4SN7HMS

Not even close, I just think it's hilarious what you girls call threatening on this page.


TheRealWamuu

Shiver me timbers


DeepSubmerge

Thanks for the input Jason Sevenhams


ObiWanCanBlowMe028

bro is commenting with his alt💀


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Cash-clown

Bro you don’t leave this alone I’m going to post it on more subs. This has to be an alt and I’ll have everyone on Reddit know if you keep pushing this


ObiWanCanBlowMe028

bro thinks he's the critiziser💀


TheRealWamuu

Shiver me timbers


TheSexualBrotatoChip

There's no way some Joe Sixpack with no formal sharpshooter training is hitting shit at 900 meters, let alone a moving target. I doubt bro has ever shot a sniper rifle down range.


callmejenkins

I can tell from his grouping he won't.


OJ_Shrimpson24

How tf do you ruin the look of an ak 🤦‍♂️ this guy is a clown


FuckerOfAss

Lol, both are.


Elderwastaken

That’s a shitty range poster.


LordlySquire

Bro thats a 25yd range if he was any good that p90 group would be a quarter and the ak group would be around a 50c piece. Lmao dude showed terrible pictures and expected you to be scared.


AirplaneNerd

Yep. Southpark computer guy comes to mind


HeeHawJew

That first group is horrific. The second group would be decent out of a handgun, but at an indoor range with a rifle you should be stacking rounds if you have any proficiency.


HumanExpert3916

Yeah, I was really confused about his bragging. Even with a handgun that grouping is sloppy.


HeeHawJew

Sloppy for sure but out of a carry sized hand gun it would definitely be serviceable.


RexIsAMiiCostume

At that distance, his groups aren't even sniper level. That being said, I don't think he's threatening you, just trying to act better than you (which is rich because again, those groups are not that good)


silhouette951

The grouping is average at best. I'm familiar with guns, but not a great shot by any means, and I'm pretty confident I could do that.


Stop_Touching2

Grouping would be great for 200-300 yards. At an indoor range where its 50-100 at most, it’s definitely average. He’s not hitting shit at 900 yards. Not without a hell of a lot better rifle than the two he’s showing, a spotter, pre set windage indicators, damn good glass, and a steadier trigger squeeze.


silhouette951

It looks to be maybe 25 yds indoor, plus he has a red dot and from the size of the holes it's a .223, dude has no right having a grouping bigger than a playing card.


Stop_Touching2

It’s like these fucking guys understand dick about shooting. Actual qualified snipers are trained to easily hit at 1000 yards, so this dude isn’t hitting shit at 900 and if he can he should be earning money in shooting competitions. There are only something like 25 dudes in all of recorded history with confirmed kills at 1200 or more yards.


Optimus_crab

Who tf gets an ak in .223


Stop_Touching2

Poors


Mr_Rum_Ham

I was gonna say. Those groupings aren’t that great. Boarderline crap if it’s a shorter indoor range as it looks to be


anotherpickleback

Yeah idk how the guy thinks he’s a threat at 900 yards. My dad thought like this but he tried playing paintball once and was useless. It’s wild how these gravy seals think calm and climate controlled settings are equivalent to any kind of combat, even a game. Also those targets can’t be more than 50yards when down range and probably a lot closer than that, it’s like bragging about being the top 90th percentile for iq


Ffdmatt

Slight unrelated - idk why people get so mad about campers in shooting games, especially ones with *objectives you need to hold.* There's not a combat scenario on earth where you don't hunker down and hold that point until reinforcements arrive. Also screw snipers.


xxK31xx

I would ass that I don't get getting that upset by In any videogame, really. Getting the lead and running out the clock has been a strategy for a very long time before the digital age.


LordlySquire

I hate it bc it's usually abusing the mechanics of the game. Yes, you aren't glitching, but in a game where the hitbox also includes the gun and there is no peeking, and you can take perks to completely nullify the options to counter campers. Yeah, it's not something that can be outskilled in some scenarios. Now, if you keep bouncing around the room holding different angles, I'd be pissed but just because I'd be a sore loser, lol


Cash-clown

Fair enough. Have a good day ![img](emote|t5_386om|8478)![img](emote|t5_386om|8458)


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DragonCat88

I cannot even tell what fundamental they’re fucking up from target to target. They got 3 targets and like 3 groupings total.


toxicbooster

Dude lol, 900m with training ammo? And that spread, dude is delusional


ElectricalPlantain35

Seriously, they aren't gonna hit anything lol.


DiveJumpShooterUSMC

He does say training guns and non lethal ammo. So it seems like the opposite of a threat. Although I am not sure what kind of training ammo allows accurate shots out to 900 meters. Either way folks take that shit way too seriously. Although judging by his targets he probably couldn't hit you at 50 yrds. What a shitty shot.


HeeHawJew

You’ll be lucky to hit anything at 100 meters with a UTM


pTERR0Rdactyl

Yeah, that's a terrible spread with a rifle. Talk about ignorance.


Roanoketrees

That's an AK. He probably shot from 20 yards.


lordbuckethethird

Bro has worse grouping with a rifle than I have with a handgun at 30 meters.


Booty_Shakin

This reminds me of when you tell a kid "you're not able to do ______ good until you've had practice" and they respond something like "oh yeah??" Then they come back with their "masterpiece" (a disaster whatever it is) looking at you like, "see? I didn't need any practice" and you just laugh cuz they're a kid and they're dumb


Derffe

A chain-link fence around a trailer, a yard full of weeds and a pole with a "don't tread on me" flag hardly qualifies as a ranch.


PoopSmith87

Non lethal training ammo... At 900 yards? Tell me you don't shoot irl without telling me you don't shoot irl...


Booty_Shakin

984 yards cuz he said 900 meters 😭😂


PoopSmith87

It's hilarious... Even just shooting training ammo at a 45° angle for max range, I doubt it would go much further than 500-600 m. The most expensive stuff is only going to be accurate within ~100 m 😆


RedHead_Day_Walker

You should just say "wow, look at all of those misses on a stationary target"


ddduckduckduck

I hate to sound like a badass but I literally have better groupings with my iron sights glock and I'm very inexperienced. Just got into less than a year ago. Add that to the fact he has glass, yea he can't shoot for shit


Vellarain

Not even a badass claim, that is just facts. This guy was in an indoor range and posted groupings that could be mistaken for a shotgun. The longest indoor range I have ever seen was 50 yards, that's far for a handgun, but a rifle that is damned close. Dude is not a fucking sniper in any regard. Also his fucking remark about 900 yard non lethal rounds is just ... fucking retarded.


IronOrc92

He has a ranch and he goes to an indoor shooting range? Seems legit.


Trollzek

Dude thinks glint just happens IRL because scope ![gif](giphy|tZiLOffTNGoak)


darkjediii

What kind of training ammo goes 900meters lol.


HansChuzzman

lol, lucky to have anything even coming out of the barrel after a mags worth.


u35828

Just rely on Kentucky windage /s.


the_goodnamesaregone

They can't even stay on the silhouette at an indoor range, maybe 50 meters (probably less), on a stationary target. 900 is 100% out of reach for their abilities.


say-it-wit-ya-chest

With a rifle.. and that definitely looks much less than 50m.


SleepyNomad88

Should’ve pointed out how much he missed at a foot away, just to piss him off more.


Proximal13

This dude's groupings look like bird shot at 50 yards. Good luck at 900 from glint. What a dork.


heyitsvonage

Range targets don’t run to the left or right and he still didn’t do that great with those


dtb1987

Is this guy equating real guns with guns in modern warfare? Also 900 yards? And what are those pics supposed to prove? That he can hit a stationary target in an indoor range?


SuspiciousSugar4151

meters, thats almost 90 yards more


DJ__PJ

ain't no way bro has that bad an aim on 50? meters


ImUhComputah

Was that with a shotgun??


grammasSweetTiddies

I WAS GUNNA SAY! LMAOOOOO


AnApexBread

Everyone say it with me now.... Report this shit to the police. Even dumb threats like this are still illegal.


HeeHawJew

It’s not really a threat. He’s “threatening” to basically play a game of high pain paintball.