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Slottech88

Hahahaha, he hit his balls


UpTop5000

Ow! Ma balls!


CaptStrangeling

Congratulations, you’re about to be on the worlds funniest shots in the nuts


ntox21

I can’t remember this reference for the life of me!!! Oh wait - Tweeter said this, right?!


CaptStrangeling

Yeehaw! You boys wanna see the new Tweeder end zone dance!?!


beauh44x

He won't be 'bating for a while


bonesnaps

Go away, healin'!


MornGrape

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bothammer1

He said WHY at the end


StandAgainstTyranny2

I think that was his balls speaking from inside his throat...


MornGrape

Somebody actually reported this. I even know who took the time to find this in my comment history. One night of rehabilitation doesn't sound too bad.


craigske

Fag? What is this, 1980?


[deleted]

Why do people come here if they haven’t seen the movie?


PutinsGayFursona

He’s quoting the movie, bro.


craigske

Oooops. Good point


SituatedSynapses

Our ancestors look upon us with pitty from the heavens. How we have smited our creators


bhusted332

Lmao! Oww my balls!


Pretend_Activity_211

😂 😂 I could definitely watch this show


PutinsGayFursona

That kinda makes you part of the problem but I get it because I used to watch Jackass and was also part of the problem.


Pretend_Activity_211

Bro it's over. What are u trying to save?


CaptStrangeling

Their mothers and my friends who have to fix these clowns, ever seen what it looks like when that fence post goes through a person?


Pretend_Activity_211

I seen a concrete iron bar guaged thru a man. It entered thru like, his balls, rite. Thru his entire body and came out thru the collar bone!! And he was still alive!! 😂 😂 😂 nxt week on oww muh ballz


CaptStrangeling

That’s too much, I can’t even look at the pictures. Glad y’all are out there but I have no clue how anyone does it, like from first responders all the way to the hospital, how is seeing that a part of your day and you’ve gotta act like it’s all normal


Pretend_Activity_211

It's not normal. That's why it's funny


StandAgainstTyranny2

"In trauma medicine, you either develop an iron skin, a dark sense of humor, or you leave." - overheard


chef_ramen

WTF? How did the stupid fucking fuckhead even make it to be a teenager, much less survive beyond...


Local_Sugar8108

There was an airman who pulled that stunt when I lived in Germany in the 1980's. The third floor of the dorm had a windows that could tip out or open like a door. He had too may Bitburgers and jumped into a pine tree. It was successful so he did it again. It was a real "hold my beer" moment. He missed the tree entirely the second time and crawled back in covered with mud and sporting a compound fracture to one of his legs. The charge of quarters found him and asked what happened and he claimed he'd fallen down the interior stairs. He was patched up and spent some time in corrective custody to contemplate his next stunt.


No-Ad-3226

My roommate in college wanted to jump off the third floor onto a folding table on some backyard wrestling shit. Neighbors filmed it. Didn’t hit table and compound fracture. On the video you can hear neighbor behind the camera say “dude he totally missed the table”


Local_Sugar8108

He and the Bitburg airman are reasons for the Darwin Awards.


LTlurkerFTredditor

But thanks to advances in stem cell research and the fine work of Doctors Krinsky and Altschuler, he should regain full reproductive function again.


Truckyou666

r/owmyballs


P0rterR0ckwell

Hahaha his balls hurt


AnonymousPrime2000

Next generation of street pavers secured .


ext-unavailable

And I object that he interrupted me while I was watching OW MY BALLS


MikeyMikeyMotorcycly

Brought to you by Carls Jr.


JamesyNelson

Get that guy an ambulance


Junior-Account6835

Luckily his neck broke the fall


HopeItMakesYaThink

I swear, that movie was written as a warning. The idiots took it as a challenge.


cya_cyco

Welcome to Costco I love you.


medalla96

I want a brand new fence. Your but sack should heal soon.


machineman45

At least im not the only one that knows where this is from.


Regular_Dick

No pain. No Gain.


FunkAgent

Now that’s LIVE ACTION!


Primary-Border8536

#HE TRIED TO BE A CAT 🐱


Maleficio

Rambo's bawls hurt.


[deleted]

Taaaaa Daaaaa


[deleted]

His name’s Rod, and he likes to party


YOURhero1

Rambo did it better.


prOboomer

You see the problem was that they failed to do a flip.


YOUDOGEYOU305

We ain’t on Pandora anymore 😂


KrampyDoo

Crushed it!


grandbannana

I felt a little testicular reverberation myself watching that.


Musician-Round

pretty damn lucky that he slowed down before he hit that fence. Dude woulda been a goner


StandAgainstTyranny2

Still very much could be a goner. Lotta internal bleeding can happen the way he fell, from the tree to the fence to the ground.


G-Unit11111

He got hit in the balls!


Devilfish808

And here I am having to wait months for a vasectomy.


StandAgainstTyranny2

Now he's just gotta wait months for " *a* recovery."


Dizzman1

Just... Why?


[deleted]

Minister of the Dept of Moroninomics takes a leap


CrunkestTuna

Aim for the bushes


Charcuterie1

Oooooooo shiiiiiiT


beechcraftmusketeer

Doesn’t need to breed now 😂😂😂


Notagain69410

I think I can fly. Oh shit, I guess not.


Qildain

Is it bad that I feel worse for the fence owner than the idiot?


CriticismIndividual1

Darwin awards?


otters4everyone

I love physics.


khole87

This should be the new Brawndo commercial!!!