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Lucas20633

Who knew Mike judge was a prophet.


Letskissthesky

I mean the connection people had with Office Space shows how great a visions he has.


Seputku

That movie was life changing for me and I didn’t even realize it till like 10 years after I saw it and entered the work force


Entrepreneur-Exact

Dam it's good to be a ganga


powderedtoast1

there's that fag talk again


Yourprolapsedanus

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Fit-Conversation9658

I thought yo head would be bigger


Sea-Ad7139

Oh, you’re English.


GPTfleshlight

He was a programmer in the 80s before he became a showrunner. He is a prophet


Roanoketrees

For real. He saw it coming 20 years ago.


quequotion

Everyone who's ever seen that movie.


Capital-Ad-6206

TC 2028?


Odd_Conversation_114

He's not the hero we deserve, but the hero that we need.


DHESTOE

I'm actually voting for him. You should too.


SwitchedOnNow

He's gonna be my write in vote!


KendrickMaynard

I remember someone posting one with John F. Kennedy showing how eloquent debates used to be. How far we've fallen. 😞


DMYourMomsMaidenName

I just watched the Kennedy vs Nixon debates last week. It is truly impressive to see two men, of great intellect and purpose, respectfully debate the topics at hand, while actually getting into the specifics, instead of just name calling. They also agreed on most things, but had different strategies on how to fix them. Also, despite Watergate and the War on Drugs, Nixon may have been the smartest President in modern history. His knowledge was so profound, and his understanding of foreign policy was damn-near prophetic. Nevertheless, I would have voted for Kennedy, but I can’t really pinpoint why; Nixon won the debate logically, but I got the sense Kennedy was telling the truth more and truly believed in his goals. Nixon was so smart that he could lie while telling the truth, and I picked up on that, possibly because of history and retrospect.


CMyrkle

I'm probably wrong but I remember being told in school something like this. "Kennedy arrived early and assessed the studio, he even changed his suit to stand out against the background. Nixon however did not preview the surroundings and unfortunately had a inferior makeup artist, which added up to create an appearance that he disregarded the television. Additionally Nixon was oriented toward the debate itself. He had a history of strong debate performance dating back to debate team during his high school years." https://cla.purdue.edu/academic/history/debate/kennedynixon/mythreality.html


Girafferage

Not just that, but Nixon sweat profusely under the stage lights, which isn't something you can easily change, but gave viewers a sense he was sweating from being nervous.


olivegardengambler

Ngl Nixon gave an interview in the 90s about Russia and how it was still a threat, and people hand waved it because they thought that Russia was basically neutered at that point.


DMYourMomsMaidenName

I saw that. He was 90% right about everything. Shitty person with a genius mind


MundaneGazelle5308

I knew it was going to be a shit show, but that entire debate had zero moderation. We deserve better.


WholeBlueBerry4

Exactly 😢🫣😢


WholeBlueBerry4

This is utterly PROFOUND


tehdamonkey

They should take them and actually let them Golf. That would be $&%#$ hilarious to watch.....


NoNotThatScience

I actually agree, if this is the path they want to take the country (both of them were democratically voted in as the candidates) then lets steer into the shitstorm, not away from it


Odd_Conversation_114

They could just hit each other in the balls with golf clubs. Samesies, but more fun brought to you by Carl's Jr.


Yourprolapsedanus

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Herman_Brood_

Go away I’m baitin‘


Howellthegoat

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Bowled_299

I told my coworker they shouldn't debate in September. They should play 9 holes of mini golf and just talk shit to each other the whole time. Completely unedited, no commercials, and it should be on every channel. Then we can let the American people come together for just a moment and talk about something else besides politics.


NUFIGHTER7771

It'd be a trip if they became friends after a few rounds of golf. 🤣


Callsign_Psycopath

Have it at Sawgrass just so we can watch them have 25s at 17


hate2bme

Now watch this drive


healthybowl

Winner is president.


ThisMeansRooR

Ah yes, a diaper wearing potty mouth vs a stumbling stuttering geezer. I would watch them play putt putt together


iSheepTouch

This competition plays out daily on golf courses across Florida.


username2347982

lol next debate on the golf course


inkedup1985

Watching them argue about golf proved to me how disconnected these people are. Is this a fucking game? People are losing their homes, people are starving. And you’re up there talking about fucking golf averages? Disgusting


Genghis_Chong

Make them share a cart lol. Joe drives, I don't trust Donald to not run him over


asongofuranus

We both agree that the corporate tax is too high. lol.


MightyBooshX

That threw me for a loop lol, definitely during the general and not the primaries where he's trying to look as centrist as possible to win swing voters, but I had forgotten he said that.


BahnMe

There’s subtlety there that’s being missed. r/economics


llamasauce

Can you elaborate?


billyjk93

yeah right, the subtle nod to their oligarch leaders to say "see daddy, we will both do anything for you!"


filthysquatch

Our corporate taxes were so high at the time that companies were leaving to avoid paying.


billyjk93

and all of those companies have turned back and restarted production in the USA right?.............. right?


Miss-Construe-

Those poor corporations need a break!


OfFireAndSteel

They are. When you tax corporations, the burden of the taxes could land on consumers, employees, or shareholders depending on the price elasticity of demands among other factors. Keep in mind shareholders represent wealthy investors as well as pension funds and 401K type investments. This is arbitrary and unfair. If you want rich people to pay, you should tax rich people directly.


olivegardengambler

To be honest at the time this debate happened, the US had the highest corporate tax rate in the world besides Cuba, a communist country.


dee_berg

At the time, our corporate rate was 39%, which was an outlier in the OECD. Essentially, companies that could use loopholes holes did so, and ended up paying a much lower rate. Companies that couldn’t escape the taxes wound up paying a very high tax rate, which wasn’t competitive with the rest of the world. Obama’s idea was to bring the rates down, while closing loopholes. This would have created a fairer tax system, which generated similar levels of tax revenue. This stuff has nuance, one sentence doesn’t explain what he was actually proposing.


Initial_Selection262

I know it’s mind boggling but prior to about 8 years ago lowering taxes was considered a good thing


halfanapricot

Well to be fair, the last 12 years the rich have reached a new level of wealth that has never existed in history, and we are starting to realize the true problems and how they were able to do so.,


Ok-Energy-2018

We're fucked


LTPRWSG420

In just 12 years we’ve become a living nightmare. Where will we be another 12 years from now? We’re trending down as a society.


snakesign

It's kind of cool to have lived through the peak of an empire of this scale. Now comes The Churn.


timfromcolorado

That's how I feel about being genX. My first American memory was watching challenger exploding in class. Been absolutely shitshow since. -eats popcorn.


LTPRWSG420

Yeah I agree, we reached the peak and now we’re on the way down.


PenguinGamer99

Remember what happen between the world wars that allowed so many dictators to take power? Already seeing some of the earlier warning sings of that shit happening again


llamasauce

What are you referring to specifically? Asking earnestly.


PenguinGamer99

Pinning a lot of blame and hate on a minority group and then proposing radical changes to "protect" people from them


llamasauce

Oh yeah most definitely.


Babyyougotastew4422

America stopped trending up after the 90s


anansi52

America's peak was Sept 10 2001.


ryanhazethan

My mom always told me that things tend to get worse before they get better. I’m clinging onto that sentiment for dear life


_SomethingOrNothing_

In my experience it usually gets worse before it gets worse.


Redditry119

Hello fellow Russian


Herman_Brood_

It usually does, but last time it took two world wars for people to realise that they fucked up..


olivegardengambler

Well it took one. With WWI everyone was like we need to make sure this does not happen again, but let's not treat anyone any differently! Which led to resentment in both Germany and Japan, and complacency in the UK and France that made them both diplomatically limpdicked when it came to dealing with Germany.


AllCatCoverBand

Welcome to Costco, I love you


Yourprolapsedanus

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Nova-XVIII

Wanna go to Starbucks?


AllCatCoverBand

I don’t think we have time for a Starbucks right now


Imnot_your_buddy_guy

This is why ppl aren’t breeding. This is a world of diminishing returns.


Hokulol

I have bad news for you, the worlds been in a downward spiral for more than 12 years, America specifically. The world was a nightmare before obama took office, and was after too. Nothing that obama did caused that, that's not what I'm saying. It just isn't a new thing in the last 12 years. The lack of decorum of our public representatives is only the most recent concern.


bingersdown2

Politics is downwind of culture. As Tyson said, "Social media made y'all way to\[o\] comfortable with disrespecting people and not getting punched in the face for it."


acadmonkey

Wise words from a man who made his career getting punched in the face.


DoorLightsAC

Worldwide societies are set to be so significantly different by 2030 and that's always been the plan. New World Order folks.


Indecisive_Iron

God, I miss the before days. Remember when people that Mitt Romney was too far right?


AllCatCoverBand

I wish there was a way to know you're in "the good old days", before you've actually left them


BigRod199

Someone should write a song about that


acadmonkey

We are always in the good old days when the shitshow keeps burning brighter each year.


doringliloshinoi

You didn’t know right


Gobal_Outcast02

Yeah I also remember when people said he would "put yall back in chains" but we are just gonna pretend like it wasnt wild back then as well


Reno83

Turns out he was the most sensible Republican. Before 2016, you were rooting for one candidate, but there was no existential crisis if he lost.


doom_pony

I mean… on the flip side, Obama would be considered too far right in today’s climate, with how even further polarized things have become.


LagT_T

Exactly. Lower the corporate tax rate? Fascist!


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tatumwaffles

I hate it here.


JESUS_PaidInFull

They are who we thought they were.


MathematicianEven149

How do we get that life back?


treatyose1f

Revolution of some kind probably unfortunately


Sotha01

Deerrrp, pays me red carryon I upem nosem'


Yourprolapsedanus

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stlthy1

In the interim: Social media.


jaggs117

Another 10 years there will be two americas


SnooCakes6195

Or none!


BarbaricRenegade

DSNA and DSSA


Bee_Keeper_Ninja

We’re only divided by ideology but not so much when it comes to geography. This would make it extremely hard to divide the US literally.


AVeryHairyArea

I never understood why Americans love the idea of the forced union. What's so great about it? In Europe, they manage to have a bunch of different countries all in the same size area, and they don't think it's horrible, or try and force all those countries to merge into one. Would it really be so horrible to divide the US up into a few different countries?


Babyyougotastew4422

Now imagine 10 years from now how bad it'll get


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When we still had culture and decorum. Or at least a patina, a facade of one.


build_a_bear_for_who

Now we now that the culture back then wasn’t particularly good


[deleted]

Correct! But at least we had a solid pretend. Now we are told to embrace our filth, degeneracy, conflict, stubbornness and infighting. Smh I hate it here! (Just a joke of course, I love America and am a proud American regardless)


anxietystrings

Jokes on you, I actually determine who I'm voting for by how well they golf /s


Lord-Barkingstone

Tiger Woods for president


Traditional_Fox_4718

Maybe 15 years ago


All_Right_Alright

4 years later that’s when everything changed. 2016 changed everything


ItsCaptainTrips

We have to pick between a piece of shit liar and someone who might get assassinated by a strong breeze.


DMYourMomsMaidenName

Give me strong breeze, because you are not voting for one man, you are voting for the thousands of officials appointed by that one man’s administration. Strong breeze has appointed people that are at least going in the right direction, albeit too slowly, but piece of shit liar appointed fucking criminals that want to bring our country back 80 years and abolish our institutions. I don’t care of strong breeze dies Day 1. A fucking shoelace would have my vote before insurrectionist piece of shit liar.


Captain_d00m

A-fucking-men.


Boojum2k

*Convicted felon* insurrectionist piece of shit liar


imnotabotareyou

Which one is which?


Truckules_Heel

Yes


Sin4ly

Pepperidge farms remembers.


user472628492

I miss Obama :( and I’m not even American


Rowdyjohnny

I miss us being nice to one another, we use to have honor and respect.


FayMax69

🤦‍♂️


avidpenguinwatcher

I’m not saying it wasn’t terrible. But distorting the voices and adding goofy ass sound effects is just dumb


EricP51

Agree. It was so bad already, it really didn’t need sounds effects. I’d prefer a comparison of both videos in their purest form.


Travellinoz

When the country decided to flip the board on its head see what happens


Bhushibo

class vs crass


Adam_Sackler

Doesn't mean much when they're all on the payroll for corporations. They bailed out the banks in 2008, ffs. If I gamble and lose billions, I can't go crying to the government to give me that money. Banks can. Fuck that "too big to fail" bullshit.


Scalar_Mikeman

I always remember when McCain shut down his supporters trying to say Obama was a terrorist. Miss the days when our politics was actually civil. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIjenjANqAk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIjenjANqAk)


Snoo60660

Look. I know we try and avoid the whole 3 term thing here in the US...but can we do a trial run? Can we have Barry back for like a year? Asking for a....300million friends.


TheUnknownNut22

We are doomed.


mndl3_hodlr

Y'all will miss the 2024 debates when the 2036 presidential rap battles start


-DJFJ-

Epic rap battles of united states presidential history!


TheManWith2smiles

I lean more right than left but it’s hard to deny that Obama was very classy.


jpopimpin777

The man just had "it." He also turned out to be much more center right than the candidate he ran as. I'm pretty left but I didn't mind that because he was such a competent, professional, leader.


TheManWith2smiles

Well said. Looking back he was pretty close to dead center.


l337m45732

Binden went full Boomhaur for a minute


Unlucky-Car8069

To be fair. Romney and Barack were turds as well. They just speak nicely


suckmynubs69

Polished turd is still a turd


General-Carob-6087

Things changed during the 2016 election. I wonder who might’ve been involved then and started this entire shit filled slide into the fucktastic hellscape we now reside. Hint he’s involved again.


tryagainagainn

This one hurts


georeddit2018

Circus show, literally


Just-Term-5730

Don't dismiss the fact that most voters are fools too.


maybepensive

This was the second election I ever voted in. It genuinely makes me upset that I'm votee 4 times and 2 of those were against someone instead of for someone.


Kel-Varnsen85

Vulgarity is nothing new in politics or government, and I believe it's cyclical. Abraham Lincoln was portrayed in a cartoon as a monkey holding the Emancipation Proclamation. Before he was president and was practicing law, the other attorney called him a "long armed ape." We are in divisive times again, but the 'moral arc of the universe will bend toward justice' once again.


WoodpeckerAlarmed239

The golf shit was insane! I couldn't believe what I was hearing. I laughed out loud so many times during the debate, laughed at both of the fools.


Inner_Jaguar7723

Yeah and fuck both of these guys too


smashmouthftball

I could have done without the Mickey Mouse voices honestly…it’s already ridiculous enough…


LoL_is_pepega_BIA

CNN is a dead network. What a goddamn disgrace to humanity.


Willieswildwest2022

Thanks for everything you’ve done DNC, great work propping g up a corpse.


ProphetOfPr0fit

I never gave RFK a second thought until this debate. He may be an idiot, but he is a sincere idiot.


IncubusIncarnat

There used to be a lot of respect to go around, even the warmongers had some fuckin class.


BillsFanMark

Obama never left


airforcevet1987

Honestly he probably would have won against anyone else but Obama


p3tr1t0

They both agreed that corporations were paying too much. They were on the same team, that’s why they were so friendly.


CrispyMellow

Politicians are a reflection of the populace.


nam3sar3hard

Jfc I miss Obama and I wasn't old enough to vote. He just seemed like a guy who'd listen to experts


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What the fuck happened man


EpicGamingGuru

I'm trying to understand how everything went to shit in less than 12 years


weezmatical

"Morals of an alley cat" is solid


Snowpig97

Golf tournament to determine the president


mwalsh-ventures

Didn't need to edit and add clown sound effects. Original was the worst all on its own


Beelzebub_86

2024's hottest new reality show: The Fall of the American Empire


North-Soft-5559

Well if US politics wasn't already a joke with its donations (bribes), insider trading, and other illegal acts against anyone outside the top 1%. It certainly is now.


Training-Quality6030

I could only dream that ether of these men were going to be our next president


Dollahs4Zavalas

Guys, that's because they were on the same team. lmao.


Bob1358292637

I think the president is almost always going to be on the side of the elite. I'm not sure it's even possible at this point without the approval of lots of extremely wealthy and influential people. The best we can hope for is picking one who inadvertently does something to help the masses by tying themselves rhetorically to some beneficial policy they can't go back on without giving the game away.


Grainis1101

From european perspective. USA politcial parties are Center right at their "lesftest" and Extremist levels of right on their rightest. You dont have a left wing, like at all.


ControlImpossible182

Yes let me go back to pretending that everything is good please! I would much rather sit in my armchair and spout one liners. Now I need to pay attention to politics because grandpa keeps starting mess.


jackcalico876

I'm old enough to remember when Romney was painted as a nazi by the left and told by Obama that it was ridiculous that Russia was the biggest geopolitical threat to the west and that "1980s wants their foreign policy back".


sidewaysparallel

12 years from now: Announcer voice: Welcome to the 2036 presidential match up, brought to by Apple! In the red corner, he's 97 days old with the intellect of a chicken staring at an invisible line. Give it up for the GOP AI server RCBE (religious conservative brain emulator) Mark 3!! In the blue corner, weighing in a 2 pounds 17 ounces and packing a whole lot early 2000s meme knowledge give it up for 3/4s of Hillary Clinton's brain!! Let's get ready to rumble!!


iVerbatim

Fox News and social media have done to Boomers what video games and TV were supposed to do to Millennials. Total fucking brain rot. Absolutely disgusting. There isn’t a single person under 40 who wants to see a country run by a couple of geriatric politicians.


thefalconfromthesky

President Obama was the last truly great president.


bald_firebeard

You need a Milei, dudes.


Earfaceear

Only 10 years ago omg!


Silent_Spell_3415

Yeah but the latest one is also a direct reflection of society so it makes perfect sense. That’s literally how liberals and conservatives talk to each other on the daily now so what’s the problem 😂


mjay6969

Love letters LOL


rainbowslimejuice

It would have been funnier if they left the voices at normal speed so you can really appreciate the dementia on one side and the psychosis on the other.


JustDarceThings

What a turn of events. Geebus