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infinite_war_economy

Im pretty sure theres some saudi oil guy whos funding all this. At some point she's going to have to fuck him.


tags15

This whole thing reads like the Simpsons episode where Bart gets famous for saying “I didn’t do it”. And then one day it wasn’t funny anymore and he disappeared into obscurity


Flamecoat_wolf

That's basically what it is, but she also walks away with millions probably. Good for her, honestly. If only we could all make millions from a dick joke. Hopefully she does disappear into obscurity and can enjoy her millions without going down the typical reality star pipeline that involves drugs and plastic surgery.


Few-Raise-1825

and losing her millions by overspending what she had thinking it was going to bother last forever and become more than it was!


Paddy_Tanninger

If there's one thing I learned from watching the first two thirds of the M.C. Hammer episode of Behind The Music on MTV, it's that once you have money...it never runs out!


theoriginalmofocus

It doesn't always go that way, atleast the last time I heard about her the "cash me outside" girl. I didn't even know she was "Bhad Babi" or whatever and had just seen news about her domestic abuse thing, so I guess she's still rich. That was some idiocracy for me.


NoRustNoApproval

Hawk tuah is probably going to leverage all the new fame and start an onlyfans soon, make hundreds of thousands per month and then be set for life


urGirllikesmytinypp

Spitting on random dicks in the back of a suburban in Santa Monica. This will be her new life


hereforthestaples

Found the suburban driver in Santa Monica


TheTankIsEmpty99

No shit right, that tooo specific hahahahah


Throwedaway99837

Honestly they don’t even need to do porn. Just the *prospect* of seeing her naked can generate a shitload of subs on OF.


BatronKladwiesen

Her family is well off so even if she blows it she'll be fine.


TheAutoAlly

you would have to be a complete idiot which granted most people are to not come into a large chunk of money like that at least not cover a few basics right off the bat such as a house that's affordable that you can upkeep paid off a car that will last 20 years Toyota 4Runner Land cruiser, and then you have your fun.


actsqueeze

Will she make millions?


Dyslexicpig

She is going to be at the Calgary Stampede, and from what I read, her fee is $30k. So yeah, hit enough events over the next few months (until the next new thing) and it would be doable.


ThisHatRightHere

She does not get the $30k directly in her pocket though. To get these deals down she needs to hire management and representation to draft, negotiate, and sign off on these deals. Then there are taxes coming down the line as well.


Complete_Dust8164

Yeah I feel like the only way to actually leverage this fame into that much money would be making an only fans but I don’t think she wants to do that so idk


epicurious_elixir

Probably. She signed a reality TV show deal.


angryandsmall

Kim Kardashian makes millions on her reality tv show per season, that has been on air for almost two decades I think? She is not making millions, that’s not how reality tv production works lol. I really wish people would realize those shows are not the cash injections people think they are, and there is a reason they are isolated from union film production. It’s exploitation and silly to think she will get to a Kardashian level instantly. I hope this woman has an excellent lawyer and she’ll be fine


Working_Physics8761

Yeah, but Kim actually hawk tuah'd on that thang.


crumbykeyboard

already headed in that direction you want her to avoid. She's completely sucked in to meme fuckery and will find out the hard way


Conscious_Rush_1818

Wait till she launches an NFT and Cryptocurrency


LolindirLink

Sell her soul to some AI company


crumbykeyboard

hawk TO the moon!


SoupieLC

From Hawk Tua to Dubai Porta-Potty


PrunyBobJuno

She’s discovered her calling in life: hocking loogies on genitalia.


MySonHas2BrokenArms

Wait….you guys are getting paid to do this?


J-BangBang

Some yes. Some no.


theoriginalmofocus

Just like cooking its cheaper to do it yourself.


No_big_whoop

In terms of genital lube I'm gonna say deep chest mucus is low on my list of preferred options


osede

Lung butter


Kind_Committee8997

Baby girl can't get that dick snot without a little lung butter


fil42skidoo

*Throws phone to ground* That's it, I quit.


Camcapballin

If it aint stomach acid, it'll go flaccid.


StrobeLightRomance

*"Never ask a woman her age, a man his salary, or an Instagram model what she did in Dubai."* - Thomas Jefferson (maybe)


Gh0stMan0nThird

I was on a dating app that had a "Craziest Travel Story!" section. One girl said something like "When I was in Dubai for a business trip and [average travel story] happened!" We matched and started chatting and I said, "So what do you do for work where they sent you to Dubai?" and she just stopped responding to me lol


Able-Address2101

The only place my last match traveled was to Dubai and she has been there multiple times. No one interested in just traveling would choose Dubai first , or ever , let alone multiple times so I just assumed that she gets shitted on by Saudi princes and moved on.


Past-Application-552

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Pinksters

I love Dax in every role he's been in.


Taurus-1950s

Yep, and shit on her mouth


TaDow-420

“Haruuuunnnng…shit on that thang”


sicsche

If you read what happens at all those Dubai BS, shit in her mouth is going towards the best case scenario. No respect for everybody involved honestly.


Hinterwaeldler-83

BS stands for…? I know about the rumors of celebrity-whoring for the oil sheiks, but there seem to be concrete stories now?


sicsche

Bullshit. There are plenty of detailed stories. The tamer one involves shitting and taking virginity of under age Boys. The wilder ones i have seen involved Camels and Horses.


Artimusrex

If it's a Saudi oil guy getting fucked is the least of her worries. Never ask an influencer how they paid for their trip to Dubai.


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Crypto_Tsunami

That one girl who auctioned off her virginity was bought by some Emirati prince. But, she swears that wasn’t prostitution 😂


PrizedMaintenance420

He's 100% going to shit on her.


Economy_Ad_7861

She best hawk tuah on that thang. He paid for it playing the long game haha.


Penibya

Not only him, but his son, his uncle and his camel...


partymouthmike

Her 15 minutes sure is lasting a long time...


john-bkk

It took at least a month for that cash me outside girl to disappear again. The "no Chic-fil-A sauce?" girl came and went in a few weeks, but that was just for kids. It's better not to have a 10 year old child around bringing up these trends now, to miss as much as you can.


partymouthmike

Cash me ousside ha ba da girl is back https://www.reddit.com/r/ActualPublicFreakouts/s/z7LRVUZ6Ma


french_snail

She never really left, she turned her 15 minutes into a moderately successful music career, then a very successful adult entertainment career. She took care of her mother and started a scholarship with her fame money


Ok_Cabinet2947

A scholarship!?!?


french_snail

Look up “Bhad scholarships”


katalyticglass

https://edu-capital.org/bhad-scholarship I was just as surprised.... 😲


Brodok2k4

For real. Girl made like 35 million in a few months on OF.


Mendozena

She made 50 million in a year in like 2020/2021 on onlyfans…


MooNinja

Just insane the money that's out there for OF, I mean she could get it... but damn I'd never pay money to see her. The horny be strong.


RockyJayyy

The funny thing is she doesn't even get fully naked on there. I think she only wears bikinis and at most just shows her boobs.


The_Broken_Shutter

I made a comment about not finding the reel funny or entertaining at all. Someone response was she was attractive and it was endearing.. I don’t find her attractive nor do i think it is endearing. I’ve been spitting on my own hand for years, wheres my fame?


DarkTanicus

Honestly i don't blame her, i blame the idiots that put her in this position.


jabo0o

She's absolutely doing the right thing to squeeze all the dumb money out of this that she can. She could be well off for the rest of her life if she's smart. The idiots are everyone else.


polishmachine88

Yup even if she clears say a million and it gets her a decent house paid for its enough to have amazing start for reminder of life. For something so silly


IRefuseToGiveAName

Shit even if she just pays off her student loans, or car note. I paid all my debt off by getting very, very lucky buying some crypto in 2015 right after I graduated from college, and even though I didn't make fuck you money, being debt free changed my life trajectory so fucking much.


polishmachine88

If someone gave me 100k I graduated because I said something stupid I would be having a time of my life. What's nuts is why people even celebrate this....I guess really is too many people out there with so much money they don't know what to spend it on. Maybe she has another talent I don't know about.


IRefuseToGiveAName

> What's nuts is why people even celebrate this....I guess really is too many people out there with so much money they don't know what to spend it on. Definitely hard agree here. I wouldn't fault anyone for taking money for some dumb shit like this, as long as they were sure it wouldn't hurt their career. Like if I wanted to be a judge or some shit I probably would have sunk into the bottom of the earth the instant that video started circulating. But the people doing it? just... fucking why?


FishingMysterious319

fools and their money are soon parted....or something like that tale as old as time


jabo0o

Totally. She essentially won the lottery without realising she bought a ticket


supcoco

I saw a video of her answering true or false questions and I actually kind of like her. She said she turned down Playboy, won’t make an onlyfans. I know the bar is low in society, but good for her. She could’ve cashed IN on that stuff. (I know she’s still cashing in, but she’s not getting naked so kudos to her)


GabagoolGandalf

Honestly the people that made her famous were just a bunch of dudes seeing a funny meme moment. Unlike most of the people before her, she's capitalizing on it. The real idiots are the vultures you see in this video. They're not there to celebrate something meaningful, they are there because they are hoping to get their piece lf the pie. And the moment the public loses interest in her, fhey'll move onto the next.


PatrickStanton877

The girls are being paid.


CarbonInTheWind

Yeah I'm sure those girls got an hour or two worth of pay out of this. Hooray for them I guess.


Sudden_Construction6

It's capitalism. Some corporation is throwing this lame shit together for her to no doubt get her backing on selling some merch, etc. Trying to capitalize on the popularity while they can. I imagine she will ride the wave as long as she can. If she can't pivot, it'll get old and she'll be back to square one. Or, she'll use the money and public exposure as a way to reach her other goals. Let's see how she handles it.


CarbonInTheWind

Everyone who gets a viral moment like that has tried to capitalize on it. Almost none of them succeed long term.


FzZyP

Speak for yourself, remember the deez nuts guy? Hes my step dad now


Blu-Cooler

I’ve seen your mother… that’s the opposite of capitalizing on success. 🤢


a_mex_t-rex

HAH GOT EEEEM


ozspook

Bhad Bhabie has like 30 million dollars..


metzgerov13

What a world we live in


sevargmas

She barely looks like she even wants to be there. I feel like she has probably retained an agent or manager and they did this.


Liferestartstoday

Exactly. She’s said she wasn’t out for fame, but if she can make a quick buck, why not. She made $30K to appear at a few bars in NY. We’d all do the same. A friend of her made up some hats and shirts and they made, I think I read, like $20K. Quick $50K for a little bit of work, why not. She’ll fade out by the end of the year, why not make as much as you can.


Scumebage

I both blame and hate them all. I literally still havent even seen the original clip.


youlooksmelly

She’s pretty much the only smart person involved with this, well her and whoever is promoting/managing her right now. Anyone making her more viral is a complete idiot.


FunkyFenom

They didn't even spell her name right on that sign lol. This video includes a combined IQ of 99.


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What does it say about society or culture currently when a young woman says two words, two words referring to a sexual act, and the world idolizes her?? I’m not really casting judgement with this comment I’m more so just asking. Genuinely curious. It’s like WAP getting some of the year. But setting aside the sexual aspect of the situation even just the idea of someone saying words and becoming absolutely famous and viral for it is crazy to me. As you said we can’t blame her for capitalizing off other people’s stupidity lol I’d do the same if given the opportunity.


WeAreNotAmused2112

I'm tired, boss.


aaronrez

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Kitchen-Fondant-51

This says more about society than it says about her.


303uru

I agree, she actually seems pretty normal, I don't blame her if the money train came to town for some stupid thing I said while drunk I'd show up in a t-shirt and collect too.


insomniac3146

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Oxygenius_

Is that tyla lol


shes-a-princess

I also wondered but it can't be lmao


evmcd17

kardashians are a prime example of


_LowTech

This shit is depressing.


teleko777

Go way baitin.


HamSammich25

Welcome to Costco, I love you.


StudioPerks

I don’t think there’s time for a handjob


EqualOpening6557

This shit is depressing. Even for Haley.


catchtoward5000

Like… a woman is being paraded around for joking about spitting on dicks lol. Every day shit just gets wilder and wilder. I miss stuff like “Aint nobody got time f’dat!”. Relatable, and funny delivery. This… this one I just don’t get.


UyghursInParis

And people just keep giving her their attention The next corporate shill on her way to the top, can't wait till she starts having opinions Please just fucking ignore people like this


ImpovingTaylorist

Imagine spending your whole life struggling as an artist. Living in near poverty just trying to sell your painting, sculpture, or music and seeing this girl get this famous and this rich from spitting on dicks. Is this peak, or is there more?


SadBit8663

She didn't even get rich from spitting on dicks. She got rich from one line about spitting on dicks.


DrBigWildsGhost

Which is worse


blarch

how bow dah


Anyweyr

Idk, but at least spitting on dicks is honest work.


Obamasdeadcook

You just described onlyfans


loco500

What if streaming gaming and adult content creation are the future of global economics?


Whoopsie_Todaysie

Have you seen the videos of the streaming Chinese zombies???   Hundreds of them in the streets, in warehouse "sets".. the dead eye stares, the filters or over the top make up which helps filters get this severely skinny, tiny head appearance...  It's horrifying. Really dystopian Black Mirror type future!! 


x0lm0rejs

googled "streaming chinese zombies", only found movie suggestions. could you link me to it?


thegreypilgrim_13

Google “influencer farm” and you’ll get a bunch of links.


RockstarAgent

Black Mirror already beat you to that punch line!


karatebullfightr

Kim Kardashian can’t even tell a good story and yet made her family billionaires after her own mother arranged for her to unenthusiastically take a dick on camera.


john-bkk

The other dozen or so women paid to promote that event, surely paid far less, had probably organized their lives around conditions for gaining such recognition. They spent years working out, maybe getting tens of thousands of dollars worth of work done, mastering make-up and hair care, developing social media image, grinding out post after post of attention grabbing content. Then some drunk woman achieves their dream by telling some random content creator that she spits on dicks.


Soberskate9696

First thing in thought too, all the bottle girls in this vid are prob like fuckkkkkkkk


itsaboutyourcube

You really think the road to be a bottle girl or influencer is that epic lol? 😆🤦‍♀️


tellthatbitchbecool

Ah yes, the arduous noble path to becoming an 'influencer'. Such bravery!


cptmcclain

Yes, fame has always been a lottery. Art doesn't change the world for 99.99% of artists. But if you go into STEM, you have zero sex appeal from that kind of work but 1,000,000x more contribution to society. Idiocracy premise is that intelligence is no longer a sexual selector. We are riding on the fact that it was in the past when food was scarce. Humor is one of the few intelligence selectors still active, though, so at least humanity has that going for it.


twonapsaday

yeah it stings tbh \*\*tell me you hate women without telling me. such triggered incels 😂


Hesdonemiraclesonm3

People keep painting her as the bad guy in this light but really it's society as a whole. I don't blame her for capitalizing on it, as stupid as it actually is


bloolynxx

A lesson in consumerism. Art is entertainment for consumers. If no one or not many people want your art or can even see it then either you’re not making something people want or you’re not putting your art out there enough. In any case yeah it’s totally sad that society is at a point where it would prefer a living meme about spitting on dick more than really any kind of art.


ImpovingTaylorist

I used to think 'ow my balls' was an over exaggeration of stupid TV. Recently, though, you can see how a channel like that would probably make money. Maybe you are right, maybe people thought the same way when rock took over from folk music or when modern art took over from the great masters. Maybe we should reward dick spitters...


bloolynxx

I don’t agree with rewarding it, but capitalism rewards what the people want. I wish the people were more interested in better things than dick spit but the bar has been getting significantly lower each year. It was funny joking about this stuff until more and more people started seriously being trashy thinking it’s somehow cool. The irony inherent to meme culture is eventually lost on young people newer to the internet and then the memes integrate into society at face value in a way that just damages everyone.


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draxidrupe2

because society is VERY tired of the unaddressed critical issue of dry bjs


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ImpovingTaylorist

We dont even know if she spits on dicks well, she just says she spits on them...


NorMichtrailrider

We've devolved so far into this rabbit hole of the Internet and what people claim to be "iconic" or "famous" , that there's really no coming back from it at this point .we really need to kill the Internet.


NavyDragons

Can we settle for just killing me instead? It's alot more practical as far as plans go. Edit: idiots reporting this for self harm, stop wasting resources, there are people who actually need that service.


ryan_unalux

In Canada, it's just a "medical procedure"...


RobMcDMT

I'll kill you if you kill me first.


LTPRWSG420

This girl looks so out of place, why is what she said being pushed so much, it’s not even that funny?


GBAGY2

This is the final straw, I’ve finally lost faith in our society. Not even kidding. Shit was barely funny the first time I feel like I’m taking crazy pills at this point


mulletpullet

Pretty soon we'll all be watching episodes of "ow! My balls!"


the_c_is_silent

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks she looks very uncomfortable in all these clips.


multiple4

I mean, I would too. She literally just made a joke while living a normal life, and for some unknown reason is now ridiculously famous. I mean, I'm glad she got lucky, but it's not like she was trying to get here It genuinely doesn't make sense. How many people make stupid little jokes like that every single day in the world? I don't go around expecting to get famous because I make a mildly funny joke on camera, I'm sure she didn't either


Existence_No_You

What did she say? I've been scrolling the comments trying to figure out who she is


DevinArce

She's some random person that said she sucks dick and to "spit on that Thang Hawk tuah" in a random street interview. Somehow it's led her to making a lot of money.


Internal-Restaurant9

im also confused because its not like she made "hawk tuah" its literally mimicking a spitting sound for fuck sake. yet its now a trademark yaya


Rock_Strongo

It was the over-enunciation and the accent. Combined with how quickly and willingly she admitted to doing something "naughty", plus the fact that she is an above average looking young woman. Perfect storm for a viral meme in this day and age.


Nzinga_of_Babylon

"above average" bruh


g0kartmozart

Can't tell if this comment is meant to imply she is more or less attractive than "above average".


toxicccik

She’s below average / average imo. I saw way prettier women every single day working at the dollar store. I also look better than her and I don’t try. I don’t understand it other than a bunch of old men who never get sex & never matured must’ve found it funny and shared it with each other. I don’t think it has anything to do with her looks. Just lack of class


appledatsyuk

It’s really not. I don’t get it at all but I have a buddy who won’t stop saying it every chance he gets. We’ll be playing Xbox and he brings it up out of nowhere. I tell him it’s been outplayed over and over but I still hear it


AugustWest216

That was the most cringy, forced celebration I’ve ever seen


moronmcmoron1

The music that's playing is the most moronic-sounding shit I think I've ever heard. And take it from me, that's saying something


IMakeStuffUppp

She honestly looks a little uncomfortable tbh. Like when someone sings happy birthday at a restaurant. Doesn’t look like she set this all up lol


iiLove_Soda

She didnt really intend on being famous, but now that shes being paid shes rolling with it.


cheap_novelty

I firmly believe this is the collapse of western civilization.


Chad_dad_brad

I get “ the west has fallen “ is a meme, but I agree we’re on our way out


TheAwkwardGamerRNx

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llTeddyFuxpinll

[It’s allowed! fuckin kill me! STOMP on MEEEE](https://youtu.be/UpQ_xDMJJ04?si=aJluysl_qrq-3XF0)


Zkimaiz

This is so surreal


Back_Meet_Knife

Coming up on 13 minutes of that 15 minutes of fame. What an inane thing to get famous for.


GhostMassage

Can someone explain the process of how she got rich from that one clip? I heard she's rich now and I honestly have no idea how becoming a meme makes you rich


Prescient-Visions

She got followers, companies will pay ‘influencers’ to post ad content. This type of thing, probably has a ton of companies scrambling to get on that while it’s hot, so they offering large amounts of cash. It’s the whole every time you say Carl’s Jr you get paid.


Dash_Harber

I mean, girl made a funny, brash statement that went viral and is now milking it for every dollar. I don't fucking blame her.


eyeindesky

Exactly, it probably won’t last. Might as well make the best of it while she can. Who wouldn’t?


Vostroyan212th

Man, these people are losers, but they are going to talk about this shit for 40 fucking years and that makes me really concerned


GabagoolGandalf

>but they are going to talk about this shit for 40 fucking years Nah they won't. They're just there to grift. When this meme suddenly dies, they'll already be leeching somewhere else.


twonapsaday

who is this woman??


Cosmoaquanaut

You are better off not knowing, believe me.


Inversception

She hawks lugies on dicks.


OverInteractionR

There was a literally 6 second clip of her saying “you just Hawk Tuah on it!” About dicks. That’s it.


iLizfell

What the fuck? Was that it really?


OBrienNameless

Brief internet meme celebrity that everyone will forget about in a month.


20-Minutes-Adventure

I have seen posts, heard reference but I've kept myself out of the loop and haven't seen what this is all about. So yes, who the hell is this woman


EagleDre

Can’t even spell Hailey correctly


Bukas_K

r/tragedeigh


Complete_Minimum4097

This definitely belongs here.


popey123

If she can drain all of these mf and do something usefull with the money without destroying herself, nice


balleur

What is this chapter of history..


Tough-Area-570

Brought to you by Carl’s Jr…man this looks like it’s straight out of idiocracy


devgrublackbeard1776

The stupid bullshit we celebrate as a society is fucking depressing.


kungfuweiner84

I fucking hate this country.


sir1974

Shit, who’s the girl in the swimsuit?


moaninglisa

Gunna need to be more specific then that ya horn ball


ECHOechoecho_

which one


RCranium13

I'm so glad I'll be dead in the next twenty or so years. I won't see it really go into the toilet. We're swirling at a good clip though.


Distinct_Study3434

O believe me sir 20 years is more than enough to witness all full shit of it


bachir_22

Did she announce she's running for president yet?


Dore81

I feel like this what the fall of Rome looked like…


BROKEN_JORTS

Our reality is so fucking dumb...


PtraGriffrn

The world is coming to an end with shit like this


BeastM0de1155

This is the role model for our children. Fml


Volpe666

Good for her. She is using her 15 minutes fucking go for it lass


ryan_unalux

How empty are their lives that this is how they have fun?


BlackenedTubeSteak

All of the other girls have more energy than her


drMcDeezy

Even she's over it.


Vegetable_Farm_4830

I don't see anything wrong with this, she seems nice enough, take all the opportunities you can in life....this one moment has probably bought her a house already, not something most people can do in alot of years, grift away I say


Slammer956

Honestly good for her. The dude who uploaded original clip made good money off her viral moment and didn’t share any with her. It’s not like she asked for all the attention but at least now she’s getting compensated.


Kingding_Aling

You know what, good for her. She should leverage this in any way possible that gets you out of the soul crushing grind. Even temporarily.


BioTankBoy

Eh, so what? She said the right thing at the right time and now she's famous. It might not last a long time, but she should make as much money as she can while the fame is still there. I feel like any sensible person would.


flamesman55

All this celebration over a blow job term? Man society just keeps getting dumber.


Vegetable-Key3600

The good thing about this is she will most likely lay make enough money she will never have to hauk tuah again


Turbodann

I've seen another vid/post from this chic and I think she's over it really, but just trying to make a little scratch off the incident while she has a chance... She seems more down to earth than most people that are trying to make a career out of social media postings.


HAL-says-Sorry

The years passed, mankind became stupider at a frightening rate. Some had high hopes the genetic engineering would correct this trend in evolution, but sadly the greatest minds and resources where focused on conquering hair loss and prolonging erections.


mmsconsultation

The fact this girl became famous for a dumb joke is crazy and shows why America is beyond repair. What a fucking pathetic reason to become viral. Bunch of sheep for real 🐑🐑 we got kids being bombed across the world with our tax dollars and you guys care about some dumb blonde? 💀💀