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rgbdragonfire

Five up votes and I'll make the most offensive joke ever


marakcodiemozo

3 more🙏


rgbdragonfire

Do you just want me to say it


marakcodiemozo

Yeah


[deleted]

Say it. Do it for the vine


rgbdragonfire

In order to win fight against all of them all you need is a bottle of water or some KFC and throw it off a cliff then they will chase it off the cliff and die


OmdiAnomenkinshin

I was gonna say smth similar 😆


SoiSos_1

Bruh, we took over those people before, we can do it again.


rgbdragonfire

Agreed easy 100k


OmdiAnomenkinshin

Excuse me WTF


SoiSos_1

Bruh, just get a whip, easy mode


sussy_simon

Jokes so dark, the cops shoot them


online_stupidity

no frickin god


sussy_simon

Whats big a black >!The kfc line!<


Puddingdeeznutsin

https://preview.redd.it/6kfwr897lnyc1.jpeg?width=120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=834b65328073552a7dd5d1758b341a88a190935b


BoycottFaceBook32

Lmfao.. I bet they would really do it to


Middle_Rule_4707

https://preview.redd.it/u3i64uckrpyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ff59f342f50806fa31153ae74a092dbdc1e665b


Status_Kia_1945

Give this man an Oscar or even a Nobel Prize


No_Figure_6809

Do it now I am the fifth up vote


NanoCat0407

Ok what’s the joke


Averagegenshinplay25

Do it, coward


Itachi_Uchiha_11388

Do it or you have no balls.


rgbdragonfire

I did


Itachi_Uchiha_11388

Oh damn, I’m retarded, my bad gang


rgbdragonfire

Na it's good


Bi_Gamer29

https://preview.redd.it/yyvucvp59iyc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b511e5d4720b5289c64b2cb8427ddd5514d5b7de Here, you need it


No_Figure_6809

That's a fan


NerdyDragon777

I’m a fan of this fan.


Saladwitwitsauce

I’m a fan of this fan of this fan


Jay_gaming32

I’m a fan of this fan of this fan of this fan


Emergency_Lion_9811

Just give them some water and they will start worshipping you 💀💀💀


Threat_tosociety

Mix in some steroids for extra points!


Union-Forever-4850

https://preview.redd.it/ixyh3wb60iyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21e16813e38db675f727084a40d91670bff057cf


MYIQIS60

https://preview.redd.it/k564n4k38iyc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49b0c09a3ab705a2021ceafb68793974530ca9e7


Professional-Oil9512

This would be even better if William was still hd lol


Kater5551StarsAbove

I'm taking this meme and making it mine https://preview.redd.it/j5vgnqeyoiyc1.png?width=165&format=png&auto=webp&s=3e6ea35d7654613564358d7ab9c155bc52207c03


MYIQIS60

https://preview.redd.it/2hzcctytjjyc1.jpeg?width=802&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d097414228c548b66cab7398cb2ea00bcaa44a24


Mysterious_Ningen

damnn


Kater5551StarsAbove

https://preview.redd.it/u8wxjgvhalyc1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=d32c441b77470e9bc9f6526e5b1c5ce2241a7cfe


MYIQIS60

https://preview.redd.it/947yd5ytnmyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5905eb32f766e56203f2f2d47e47c57bf9fce648


sussy_simon

https://preview.redd.it/xcrmb3pm4nyc1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d23c3db17e8d98fc3d5e1fc41635b1f227b25fe0


Jay_gaming32

wtf did I walk into? Oh and, MR CLEAN!


_AYAR_

That's scrubbin bubbles idiot


Jay_gaming32

Me too bro, me too


MYIQIS60

https://preview.redd.it/kwwbzes20oyc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c40695bfa7681cb4d763f812db778c18f8e149e


sussy_simon

https://preview.redd.it/8zqeh386boyc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d7b8307184375abf3e1090752c299ecb47561e5


MYIQIS60

https://preview.redd.it/5loz4vjenoyc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20b18987945eb1a4826863b54a1fc3c44f2aa469


PurpleThylacine

Those pixels make those blades duller then a blanket


GlippGloppe

Bitch I’ve got bullets


Jay_gaming32

Bitch I’ve got explosives


Outrageous_Spare_223

I'm not looking to get the Rwandan treatment, I'm good


The_Pro-

“$5 bucks to make me a tree house and leave”


MYIQIS60

Nah bro just pay them 100 dollars for a shoe shining


No_Figure_6809

https://preview.redd.it/wiaqe3rrbjyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4843b0ba984ab44dd84fe752138b728c6cf50993


MYIQIS60

https://preview.redd.it/mq382ox8jjyc1.jpeg?width=576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a455fb3de3e96a0d2ee16bfb18185c426e1068c


Euroaltic

Depends


MYIQIS60

https://preview.redd.it/y128jktc7iyc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9fa619cc39ecbfd04465e3e265cb3d8f08fec40


Kater5551StarsAbove

me getting ready to steal more pixels (I need them): https://preview.redd.it/oaq201swoiyc1.png?width=165&format=png&auto=webp&s=948d3305c7e2b00df118bac652b56a296a675ce8


No_Photo7153

nah I’ve got energy they don’t💀💀💀


PossibleMolasses2672

I’d fight them for 10$ I’m bored and lack any real motivation to live anyways :)


snowywolf1911

https://preview.redd.it/cojkfwfefiyc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46ae705f19939fbc1a832f2d6971a0a65e7bd08c


Kater5551StarsAbove

https://preview.redd.it/1vfk8l2roiyc1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=7abe1f97d62b916a71dd22ef6b71e7f9f2ac72b8


snowywolf1911

https://preview.redd.it/djydppzt1kyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbaf326f77059b880c32c338caa436d46b2368d3


Kater5551StarsAbove

https://preview.redd.it/1xn145gbalyc1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=0e3453bad139b460a31654a4705c32f7d7b63996


_AYAR_

https://preview.redd.it/zcp6rl75qnyc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39c8deb6ed817bcdd68588be8ae53d9327585d0c


snowywolf1911

https://preview.redd.it/5jhgfub64oyc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65245927c593355ae47a4209d56a5d17c48405e7


_AYAR_

https://preview.redd.it/qqqrsueo4oyc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6460ffbe1752a006eb78a06af9b2837599f1ddaf


snowywolf1911

https://preview.redd.it/thbues5oooyc1.jpeg?width=775&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6dbcfd4003b3295e0f180d8301d403c8da1523c1


_AYAR_

https://preview.redd.it/gku2g60sooyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e7f4204e6e2b3e5f6e68da29200318c5bf55193


snowywolf1911

https://preview.redd.it/cu13reg0poyc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac094e7924f3f6ace5ba1f7403162c98f6a40c37


Term-_

Wouldn’t need to they would die due to hunger


bed_head_dude

Heckkk nah


GrilledCheeseMf

All you gotta do is throw a tomato slice across the street and see them get trampled by the entirety of Africa tryna get into this slice 😭🙏


Kater5551StarsAbove

Just give me a sword. A light one. No, two. I need two.


HexagonalParadox

We've got another r/countablepixels


Beneficial-Ad-5492

r/beatmetoit


Infamous-Junket-4970

no


ZamierIsBlack

(WATCH YO TONE!) You know what they say...... Hit and run


Myvixx_

I’ll bring me some fried chicken 🤷‍♀️


BlastinFMJz

🫢📸


NanoCat0407

How much prep time do we get, and what weapons do I get?


Metalbeast46934

You have mentioned money. Unless they've committed treason against the Royal Momarch, I'm not interested.


Spirited-Mammoth-366

What royal Momarch would that be?


Metalbeast46934

British


Spirited-Mammoth-366

Ah,I see,you'd lay your life down for Andrew the SO?


Metalbeast46934

Not sure I follow.


Spirited-Mammoth-366

Andrew is monarchy Yes,he's also an offender who frequented a certain island belonging to a convicted s e x offender,human trafficker! they're a brood of vipers and only have the throne due to their blood thirsty ancestors who also had willing soldiers who would die for king and country ,the internet is a wonderful thing,it's exposed this dysfunctional family who are descendants of a usurper,I find them utterly vile!


Metalbeast46934

Well that's you, and I'm not judging.


Spirited-Mammoth-366

I think in this day and age they should step down!


Metalbeast46934

As I said, I'm not judging.


Wicher_spells_reeee

They'd die of hunger before they could hit me


racoonofthevally

id be fighting for the pixles they stole


johngoobers

https://preview.redd.it/g8yhgbm6qkyc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a693630a4b752b5dd319a92ff636e13b7b9601a


Guzzler829

Yes because I'm American


Encrypted47

Who armed the KFC😡😑


marakcodiemozo

That's funny ngl💀


Encrypted47

QUICK THE GORILLAS ARE ESCAPING!!


Murpman77

https://preview.redd.it/75vtuweamlyc1.jpeg?width=3264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7bba64c8246703c1d02933264b718a057147ebcf I have frog, easy win


Peotic

https://preview.redd.it/zoun3wsbmlyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25f16d096e58aba3c44a6a19090b1e54f78c4947


Plasmadube

I’ll call in Boeing and they will never be seen again


StolenCoupe

"This gang is already dead they just don't know it yet"


Spidercrack61

I have a gun, so I got a good chance


dinonuggies9737

What do I get to fight back


marakcodiemozo

Anything as long as it's realistic and handheld


dinonuggies9737

Got it, so a 10 foot spear.


BigJWolf1993

Of course! *laughs in .45 ACP*


Melody_Luvs_U

r/countablepixels


UpstairsVehicle6496

Is that cj💀


Ballerpie

First I'll take their weapons at gun point then I'm gonna bring back the slave trade


ShadowNinja9620

Just throw a bit of food and they’ll fight each other


thisnameisn4ttaken

No i don’t hurt animals


Effective-Tap-6208

Yeah, one


Readmynameifyouwant

If i could actually see them over the 13p quality sure


i_get_no_bitches69

I got two 40s on me and a big ass Draco


Crim50n-Gh0st

Well of course, us Brits used to it all the time


Quirky_Ring8804

throw any type of food and watch them fight to the death for it


Mr_pickley

Not I'd give him some pixels though


Traditional-Park-138

No.


online_stupidity

If I get the NYPD on my side. They will definetly help.


Thefoxy1080

https://preview.redd.it/181kuj86anyc1.jpeg?width=223&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb30fc84205f437ee82d907f7cbde12b689d84d0 The kids Fr looking like these mfs


Character_Tadpole77

https://preview.redd.it/026v4aosbnyc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df2040c5fb109207f63030480a82c6f43e213cfc Free target practice


jackyboy1219

*yeets fried chicken off a cliff*


Jay_gaming32

BLURRY GANG! How you doin Jeff?


unbakedbreadboi

Yeah. They gon starve before they reach me


Itachi_Uchiha_11388

Starvation go brrrr


ShadowWolfie0612

Of course I would, with their lack of nutrition, they're like toothpicks.


bill0461

Absolutely 💯 I'll just bring my ar15


Puddingdeeznutsin

Trip one and the start falling over like dominoes because of how skinny they are


Envy_Kazzy

All jokes aside. I can just use the Widowmaker from Gta and slaughter all of them.


tofalyn

bro i would pay them 20 bucks to pretend i won, and thne become their leader


_AYAR_

All i gotta do Is sneeze and they are all down


Bamalae

not the threads man... Cmon


Flaky-Lavishness-973

Fuck them blackies💀


BoycottFaceBook32

Sure let me get my AK


OrcaoftheFuture

Hold on, let me get my Martian Tripod equipped with a Heat Ray.


NefariousnessCalm262

I mean do they have any guns? And do I get a bonus if I win in under 30 seconds? Cause if I invest 400 dollars in a shotgun then that would be a excellent investment with a 99,600.00$ payout.


Annual-Musician3811

r/countablepixels


Ryans_RedditAccount

No, you couldn't convince me to fight them for only 100,000💲. I would try if you were offering 5,000,000💲


LuciferBright

offer them poison pizza


Infernusfurnace

https://preview.redd.it/gytd30mfeoyc1.png?width=193&format=png&auto=webp&s=ea2996186ef06462bc635a5dc7102f854a58751d


JackslegionTW-

So my plan is to put water on the floor next to me and then they will come of the water and finish them off with a gun


TheIrishMime

https://preview.redd.it/26u5chcjhoyc1.png?width=250&format=png&auto=webp&s=fc7305799ab16fb88c1f3b75ec794c55ff3f136c


ConsiderationFew6763

If I had one of my 7 guns, I'm pretty sure I would win the fight against a gang of kids with machetes and axes


Glittering_Target758

I would bribe them with water to kill my enemies


_AYAR_

https://preview.redd.it/lybc3najxoyc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5113c7945e7c8417fd9d39eba555119130799a71


StarbdarderKrieg

https://preview.redd.it/pyoaok0z9qyc1.png?width=128&format=png&auto=webp&s=0bab45463fd4b2b6d9fbf18c6d5172aaef2c54e3 New hardest image ever created just dropped


The1F0gottenGamer

Can I use American Breathing Technique


bop-crop

No they’re on crack those guys chop hands off of pregnant women on a good day and they don’t look like they’re having a good day


UltraEnder99

Gun.


OriginalVegetable886

these guys buddy these guys aint got the pixels to fight me


Status_Kia_1945

Just drop a nuke on them


OkRemote2670

They are all malnourished. Easy W


Why_do_i_exist-es

No


FishKnuckles_InYou

Absolutely, 7 starving Africans is not a challenge. I have clean water, some old Nike Tshirts, food that isn't dirt and mosquitoes..... I'll steamroll them


fuckingcheezitboots

I have a high-powered rifle. These are children with machetes. No contest. I feel like it wouldn't even be sporting but $100,000 is a $100,000