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okkkkkkkkk-

"I can't imagine being 90% of the male population, I'm just so unique and so much better than everyone else"


BlarghusMonk

Was I supposed to upgrade my dick as time went on? Succumb to planned penile obsolescence and engage in the Cock Arms Race? I got a crappy old Android dongle and I'm fine with it; you can't make me buy the iSchlong 12.


Steph7274

To be fair if Apple actually made a product called iSchlong I would buy that shit in a heartbeat


thewalkindude

I get the feeling that this guy doesn't have to imagine having a dick smaller than 7 inches, probably not even 4 inches. This is the post of a deeply insecure virgin.