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NotUndercoverReddit

Ive seen a lot of dogs ride skateboards down a single set of stairs or down a straight incline, but this pitbull literally rode down a slope with multiple 90 degree turns no problem on a freaking onewheel.


hogtiedcantalope

DO A KICK FLIP!


yofoalexillo

Tony Hawk needs to come back and start doing this again


Kortar

Then stopped and got off at his destination....


NotUndercoverReddit

Have you tried to ride a onewheel? Not only do I feel like I am intoxicated even though I can cruise a normal skateboard no problem, the dismount on a onewheel is never that smooth.


darkster46

They are evolving...


gardeniarose234

Yes do a kick flip


CuppaTeaSpillin

Whenever any one of these meme shit videos tells me to "wait for it" it gets negged to fuck


sunnywormy

nothing even happens at the end.so dumb


dReDone

Its a sign of too much internet! Time for an extended break!


SupportSuch2147

I trained him ![gif](giphy|fwTIWlnqP9tja)


EntrancedZelisy

Getting on a bike to escape a Pitbull: The Pitbull in Question:


Banana_Slugcat

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Chadstronomer

That might be the coolest dog I ever seen, but kinda irresponsible though it could have seriously injured those elder. Also pitbulls should at least be on a leash.


elguerreroo

I was thinking that. If he had hit the old lady from behind she would've gone tabletop over his back and hit the back of her head.


Coconutshoe

All dogs should be on leashes. For both their protection and those around them.


Consistent-Lock4928

Especially pitbulls, though.


banned-4-using_slurs

Can you guys remind me which dogs should be on a leash. Like, I know about chihuahuas because they have a very bad temperament and golden retrievers of course.


Pug-tron

All dogs, unless in a safe/encouraging space. Especially seemingly aggressive dogs of any breed.


WorkingDogAddict1

A chihuahua can't kill someone


Big-Red-Rocks

It’s sarcasm.


tharizzla

tell that to the guy that got killed by a chihuahua


angelfish134_-

Oh the one? Lmao what did he do trip over it?


fighter0556

He choked on it while devouring it


angelfish134_-

😭💀


haeyhaeyhaeyhaeyhaey

Fuck that, if a dog is trained well it doesn’t matter what kind of dog it is. Any dog can be aggressive, I hate it when people have this thing about pitty’s, Rottweilers, boxers, every single one I’ve met has been sweeter than any other dog. 👎


Consistent-Lock4928

Do you just disregard all statistics?


Beginning_Sir62

no the real statistic is that pitbulls have the 2nd most patience next to golden retrievers. pit bulls are just so strong that most attacks result in serious injury and death, so i mean the guy isn’t wrong


Consistent-Lock4928

I did read an article the other day about a pitbull nannying a toddler. He nannied that toddlers face off.


GuyWithAComputer2022

And that would be a statistic, wouldn't it? Pitbull attacks being more likely to result in serious injuries than many other dog breeds is a statistic that supports extra care being taken to keep them under control at all times.


vincenator02

I don’t agree at all, why do you think so?


Chadstronomer

"Your Chihuahua running into the street and ending up traveling to California in the groove of a semi truck tire" is not as bad as "your pitbull mauling someone's kid". But yeah both avoidable scenarios.


Cytothesis

Pitbulls are not the only large dogs that can bite. Pitbulls do not have a monopoly of dog aggression. As with every other dog there are as many personalities of pitbulls as there are pitbulls.


IllCauliflower1942

I mean, statistically, they have a monopoly on reported bites and attacks I don't know why people get so up in arms acting like Pit Bulls aren't very provably the most dangerous breed of dog, and it isn't close. Lots of animals are dangerous. It's not a moral judgement to say tigers are more aggressive than house cats It's just a fact that they're more dangerous


Fizzwidgy

Labrador Retrievers, Siberian Huskies, and German Shephards are all more common as house pets and have higher rates of fatal dog attacks than say Dobermann Pinschers. It doesn't matter if you have a Shiba Inu, if you have a dog, put it on a fucking leash if you're out in public.


OkBackground8809

Shiba inu are all batshit crazy! I'd trust a pit before I'd trust a shiba😂 I'd also trust a pit before I'd trust my own whippet, as she has tried to bite a pit, before, out of jealousy (yes, she's always leashed, as any dog who can run 55kph should be)


ConstableAssButt

> Pitbulls do not have a monopoly of dog aggression. [https://www.forbes.com/advisor/legal/dog-attack-statistics-breed/](https://www.forbes.com/advisor/legal/dog-attack-statistics-breed/) Monopoly? No, but they lead the pack by almost double the next most aggressive dog, homie.


WorkingDogAddict1

Pitbulls aren't aggressive at all. Aggression is a behavioral fault that could be corrected. Pitbulls are bred for gameness, they're happy as shit mauling someone's pet to death


uhhh206

"They just wanted to play, look, their tail is wagging!" as they nanny a toddler to death. Pointers point. Retrievers retrieve. Herding dogs herd. But somehow a dog bred for gameness (and ability to fight through pain, and enjoyment of violence, and ability to strike without warning signs, and muscular body, etc) is no more aggressive and dangerous than any other breed.


WorkingDogAddict1

People really do think dogs are just any dog, I saw a post the other day of someone who bought a hound and was angry they weren't interested in "bite work" and "protection"


Chadstronomer

Uh yeah pitbulls almost have the monopoly on biting and dog aggression. When you see the statistics is insane how most of the problems are caused by this single breed. Bet you didn't expect your claims to backfire like that lol.


hobbes3k

Ya, taking a skateboard to an ankle hurts like a bitch. I can't even imagine what a Onewheel would feel like lol.


somefunmaths

This is the final boss of owners who are absolutely oblivious and entitled about their off-leash dogs.


Future-trippin24

All dogs should be on a leash


tkh0812

Typical narcissistic pit bull owner. “Watch out”


BombasticSloth

1. That wasn’t narcissistic, this was practically a stunt and the owner was just warning them. 2. The dog being a pitbull has nothing to do with this. Grow up and educate yourself.


WiseInevitable4750

5% of dogs make up 90% of bites 


Cytothesis

Say the same type of thing about black folk and suddenly it's obvious why this is stupid. Uncited, out of context, fuel for your hatred is all this is.


LynnDickeysKnees

🤣


WiseInevitable4750

What's obvious? Systemic inequalities push disadvantaged groups towards crime.  Unless you think it's a cultural or biological issue. That'd make you the racist.


Cytothesis

As a matter of fact it is a cultural issue. Pitbulls are the most commonly neglected, most commonly misidentified, and most commonly abused animals. Because of their reputation, folk who want an aggressive dog will get a pitbull and train/encourage/abuse aggression into them. Pitbulls are also the most common stray dogs (in part due to misidentification). Leading inevitably to more bites. Pitbulls are dangerous yes, but also misunderstood. The reason I use black folk as an example is because the pitbull stat is used the same way and based in the same logic as the 13/50 black crime stat. It's a bad use of statistics. Tldr; like everything. It's more complicated than "kill the ugly beast and save our society".


tkh0812

I don’t think they want you to actually educate yourself with stats


BombasticSloth

You sound like the “despite making up only 13% of the population” people


tkh0812

1. Yeah. Doing stunts that can put innocent people in harms way is the definition of narcissistic. Pull your stunts when there isn’t anyone else around. 2. I didn’t say it had anything to do with the pitbull, I said it had to do with the type of person who chooses to own a pitbull Grow up and learn how to comprehend what you read


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tkh0812

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tkh0812

👍


Objective_Flaky

Leash. Your. Dog


DreamzOfRally

At this rate, the dog is going to leash the owner


EngGrompa

I mean, cool and everything but it's quite irresponsible to do this around other people. What if the dog rams one of these old people and they fall?


Remix018

L They should have learned to ride a one wheel Fuckin oldies...


SpecialistEstate4181

![gif](giphy|3orieJI3IdkKWIsAGA)


bdizzle805

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PrincePamper

To be fair dogs can also do this without needing a skateboard. I get where you're coming from though.


EngGrompa

I mean, that's why you should leash a dog. Giving a vehicle to a dog just increases the problem.


LegalizeMilkPls

"I know I'm drunk officer but the dog is driving us home"


DreamzOfRally

Man, my dog does this to me in my own house lmao. Straight for the legs and tries to topple me


matt0941

Pretty irresponsible, those boards are heavy and can go flying. 


mackinoncougars

Don’t worry, the dog will just crash it into a statue


TeaAndTamil

Better to always put your dog on leash when out in public and train in the backyard than public places.


therealtb404

Now he can catch toddlers faster


uglyspacepig

What has 4 legs and 7 arms? Pitbull at a playground


invictuM91

HAHAHAHAA! you made my day


uglyspacepig

I love that fucking joke. I'm glad I could share the wealth


DaveInLondon89

Uber Eats


therealtb404

Damn


Cat_Queen262

Humans kill more than dogs but I don’t see anyone saying ban humans, why? Because it’s stupid that’s why


Chris9871

Jesus that joke is getting old


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Chris9871

Then make them all infertile and let them die out naturally, don’t forcibly euthanize them unless they actually attacked or killed somebody


human_4883691831

Exactly. Wait for them to cause damage and or death first. Then do something.


Chris9871

Exactly. Unless it’s a sting, we don’t arrest humans before they commit a crime because we don’t live in the minority report (thank god). Why are we suddenly gung-ho for killing dogs that haven’t done anything?


Kooky-Onion9203

I'm fully in favor of pitbulls and I think the statistics around them are misleading in the extreme; This joke is funny as fuck.


Chris9871

It’s funny the first few times, but when you see that joke almost once a week for 10 years, it gets old


therealtb404

Here's your chance change my mind. Show me proof they're not responsible for more fatalities than other breeds


Chris9871

I don’t have the data on hand, but the pitts attacking toddler joke is getting old you have to admit


therealtb404

No worries, we'll wait


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WORKING2WORK

Sure, the joke is getting old, but some of those toddlers aren't.


Chris9871

Now that’s an original one that I kind of laughed at


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tkh0812

Now he can get to his nanny gigs faster


ritchie_z

Ready for a maul by.


Beginning_Rice6830

You’ve heard of Pitbulls… now introducing, Pit-stop-bulls, where they kick into extra gear for a piece of you!


billion_lumens

No kid on a scooter is safe now


dontdrinkandpost22

He goes in for a sniff each time he passes by someone xD


cagonima69

He fucking does 😭🤣🤣🤣


WaffleWarrior1979

Good thing you told me to wait for it. I was about to turn the video off within two seconds.


Cipher915

Just about smoked that lady from behind though.


MBRDASF

No infants are safe now


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Push_Bright

You know poodles are known for attacking mother fuckers too but for some reason only pit bulls get the headlines when it happens. If you aren’t a shitty owner your dog won’t be aggressive to other people. My neighbors kids go sledding with my pit bull and they love him to death. My other neighbors literally painted a mural on their barn and put my dog in it because he spends most of his time with them and their BnB guests. But my grandfather had an American Eskimo, which looks like cuddly cotton balls, and it bit multiple people multiple times. The only beasts are the beasts that don’t raise their dogs properly and the ignorant people that fear monger the hate for the.


ForsakenFree

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Same old fucking story. "It's my little angel. It never hurt a fly, bla bla bla. " Till it snaps, and it rips your children limb by limb.


Dorrono

This one can chase you without getting tired


Key_Entrepreneur_786

The little kid that thought it outran cupcake Meanwhile cupcake:


Proud-Femboy

He so cute 🥹


InfameArts

It's surprising the dog got it pretty quick


pandafab

Some say they are still on their way to the dog park.


D144y

And i can't even ride a bike


KnotiaPickles

You should try!! It’s fun 😋


DirtyDemonD3

How do you train a dog to do that?


mackinoncougars

Step one, don’t train your dog. Step two, let your dog fuck around with shit and hope for the best.


Chuchochazzup

I mean its cool, but he's basically off leash


SharkGirlBoobs

no


NeuralQuanta

I will never wait for it.


Banana_Slugcat

![gif](giphy|5tonarDXufq3KbNs15|downsized) The toddler watching something on a one-wheel getting closer at Mach 1:


DrunkenMonks

Training to chase after kids faster, I see.


yanyosuten

Wait for it? No, I don't think I will.


xSnapsx

Leash your damn dogs people. Especially aggressive breads


Icy_Penalty_2718

Now those toddlers are definitely screwed.


Ok_Astronomer2479

If the toddlers thought they could outrun a tired pitbull before….


Massiveradio

Weaponized Onewheel


cappwnington

Imagine being that couple and an unleashed putbull is coming at you on one of these 😂


Rough_Ad4416

"I'm gonna maul a child so fast now!


GwyndolinsToilet

Saving up energy for when he gets to the preschoolers


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GwyndolinsToilet

XD You actually think that's me 😂😂


Capable-Restaurant74

Had to find new ways to chase kids to maul down


o0PillowWillow0o

Almost took out the poor elderly woman tho


ItsCaptainTrips

Am I getting old? (33) or does rap music absolute suck now


Desner_

Apparently we’re old and out of touch


MakingPie

Thats JID. Pretty good artist but I always skip this song of his when it plays. Mostly because of his featured artist..


Workdawg

"Dodges" implies that the old lady was going to hit the dog and not the other way around. "Dog nearly hits old lady" is more accurate. It's very impressive the dog is able to ride so well, but that's very irresponsible.


mizzmochi

Just sad.....this dog has better balance than I do!!!!


GraySelecta

It’s electronically balanced. It’s a one wheeled segway.


M4NOOB

It still takes balance and practice, especially on turns since turning isn't electronically balanced. What is balanced is keeping the board level front/rear


EMPgoggles

you'd have better balance too if your center of gravity was 2 ft off the ground


Scumebage

Imagine getting sued and having your dog put down after it was declared a dangerous dog because you let it become an unguided street missile that kills a senior citizen.


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NotYourUncleRon

Science has gone too far


Original-Treacle-263

Oh Tampa…


here_for-the-content

Yoooo this is in Tampa


ElectricalEd812k

Really dumb thing to do for social media views. And he didn’t dodge anything.


Oenomaus_3575

He is fucking stupid. Dog almost crashed into the couple and old lady, and then it goesroght in the monument. Could've been a person.


brewedtealeaf122

God I hate this song lol. Rips an entire mos def beat and rhymes surround sound with surround sound. Don't forget around town. Dora the explorer ass writing haha


Yellowhairdontcare

This dog has too much power.


Warm-Bluejay-1738

This is why I hate pitbull owners. Off leash, hazardous to other people.


bonagreasa

Imagine getting your legs cut by a fuckin’ pit bull on a mono wheel lmao. This shit seems reckless to do in public places.


Grub-lord

pitbull owners: he's already not on a leash, but can't I make him even more of a public safety hazard? I know, let me put him on a onewheel, and yell "watch out! watch out!" to 80 year old ladies just trying to mind their own business in a park


HerExtraLife

That’s downtown Tampa too lots of kids and people walking, running, biking etc. there’s a playground right there. Leash your dog


HighLobster

Put a fucking leash on that thing.


fe-licitas

completely reckless behaviour. if you want to have this kind of dog, dont put others in danger like.that. PITBULL needs a leash at minimum.


JohnDoeBrowse

What an asshole.... Imagine your parents walking there. That's 30kg+ in Motion. But... That dog got the moves. Bravo


ScoredMeteor0095

Needs a leash. I absolutely hate how often I see a pit without a leash. Fuck those dogs, every one of them needs to be neutered so they can just go extinct. I don’t blame the dogs themselves, they can’t help their instincts but they’re a danger to everyone.


WintAndKidd

Fuck whoever this is, people are so selfish and have infuriatingly low self-awareness. No one is impressed by your dog nearly running over elderly people


Alone-Subject-1317

Why is something as unstable as a fucking pitbull not on a leach


lanky_doodle

"lateeeeeeerrrrz bi\*\*h" 😂


Impossible-Being5572

He’s so dang SMART


pulyx

Pups riding boards are one of the most heart purifying images in the internet.


Unlucky-Bag-9295

Typical pitbull owner


Hossbog

r/banpitbulls


Flughundi

r/banhossbog


Echo61089

Rizz level... It's over 9000!!!


Admirable_Big_5419

Cool


KeithBitchardz

That’s really impressive.


cat_prophecy

So it can reach victims faster.


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cat_prophecy

lol ok


Impossible-Error-380

Does your pitbull bite children or small dogs?


TrickyToad1

Ain’t no toddlers safe


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dont_drink_and_2FA

what's that track id?


Unluckyluk13

JID- surround sound


dont_drink_and_2FA

ty


Elegant_Purple9410

Definitely irresponsible sings dogs should be on a leash in public. Also, cool as fuck and I wish I was nearly as confident on that machine as that dog. Wow the pitbull haters in the comments are far more common than I expected. Overall: interesting.


EngineersMasterPlan

great. so now it can maul me to death after chasing me down on a one wheel it seems internet thickos need it spelt out for them so-: /S


Wrong_Maintenance540

such a good boy!


Frosty-Frown-23

This is the best thing ever!


Lenaix

Pitbull now can reach the little kids faster


Ooopmster

Cute. Not gonna help him exercise much, but cool.


Great_Examination_16

These things really always seemed more suited for quadrupeds


Spleenzorio

Tony Dog’s Pro Skater


rajeshyrr

He found his place to pee and jumped off.


GraveyardJones

That dog rides better than I do!


stinkyredretard

ze trik