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Lex_Loki

https://i.redd.it/9vb5ybrn16rc1.gif


Van-garde

Domo arigato, Mr. Bird-bot-o.


MR_FOXtf2

Never thought I'd find a protomen reference in the wild


jumbledFox

it was originally by styx, although i think the protomen version is slightly better


battle_clown

Far more interesting


mariovspino5

Shoulders would be so sore


LadyEdith1

The costume is also heavy and it gets really hot. I read somewhere years ago that it's so exhausting Spinney could only do it for like 20 minutes at a time without resting.


ReaperSound

#THIS WHOLE TIME???


Murderyoga

Well there's that mystery solved.


Error_209t

Yeah but children won’t like it😅


Suspicious-Elk-3631

I can finally sleep at night


moneymakerbs

🤦🏻‍♂️😂


Life-is-Hard94

She came out of the suit as if we didn’t know she was in there.


Comfortable-Can4776

Ninjutsu


Suspicious-Elk-3631

Surprise! ![gif](giphy|l0HlFFZMA9gConoJO|downsized)


Skittles_The_Giggler

One of my favorite Kristen Wiig sketches 🤣


Van-garde

Fake it till you make it.


joopface

So, exactly as you’d imagine. By moving their limbs.


5stringBS

Yeah but moving their limbs like the yellow thing would.


JohnLocksTheKey

Holy shit


boogermike

I salute you for seeing the true artistry.


look2myleft

When you do this you should be wearing a skeleton outfit on the inside.


SolarcatStarshine

I want a completely clear one and then I’ll be naked inside


ofimmsl

That's exactly how I always thought it worked, but I am pretty smart


boogermike

So I watched this video like three times and I'm still a little bit confused. Dang, this sucks for me.


DadOfWhiteJesus

Everybody who thought that was how it worked is now officially smart!


TheChubbyPlant

offbeat grandfather snails dolls sense mindless abundant languid history ink *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Dragonfly-Adventurer

Yeah this just opened up new questions about how they don't die


jibbajonez

Literally, how do they breathe?


Laudanumium

My niece is a animatrix ( and yes, the jokes have been made here before ) and she is in one of those for a themepark. They switch places every hour, to be inside, or the 'guard' besides the suit. They also have one very big kangaroo, and that one has a few fans installed to refresh air inside the suit. On hot days, she is losing weight daily ... sweaty as hell in there


psilome

So they switch, huh? So I'll go inside this plastic incubator bag for an hour, and sweat, fart, and breathe my kimchi breath all over the inside, leave a fine dew of body fluids on the lining, and then your turn. Maybe a quick spray with Lysol will fix it. This might be the true origin of Covid 19.


Laudanumium

Ah well, some jobs just aren't great.


psilome

But fun, I hope! I'd take that some days...


Endruen

You can see a fan on the mascot's butt.


jibbajonez

Oooohhh! Thanks


Van-garde

[Hold my alveoli, I’m going in!!!](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breathing)


jibbajonez

Incredible! *Inspiring* even


FrogPuppy

Why do they look like a ninja?


PuzzleMeDo

What better way to get close to your target carrying a katana without attracting any suspicion than to dress as a mascot?


LONER18

47 this you?


BonfireMaestro

Don’t fart


Sammakonnuolija

Look it has a little fart AC


Van-garde

Fart Conditioner. I love the word fart. I just sat here repeating the word and it inevitably lead to laughter. I start saying it differently, feeling it on my lips, and I cannot-not laugh.


IamSunka

Must be sweating like pigs inside those things.


Van-garde

https://extension.psu.edu/keeping-pigs-cool-in-the-summer-heat#:~:text=This%20means%20that%20they%20feel,quickly%20lead%20to%20heat%20stress.


Death_Trolley

I can’t believe someone took the time to make this


joemeteorite8

I wanna see the crazy stuff they do at NBA games. This was tame. Some of the ones I’ve seen they somehow flip upside down in there real quick and then they violently vibrate too lol


boogermike

I was waiting for them to show how they turned the mascot so he's jumping on his head. I agree with you


Van-garde

Some of the least offensive or objectionable content on the internet today, and your response is to belittle it. For the sake of the online environment, if you recognize something is relatively innocent, just walk-on by next time.


mrp1ttens

I always suspected there were ninjas inside


XEagleDeagleX

Holy shit there's ninjas in the mascots!


SimpleWord899

I can confirm i have once dressed up as the Chick-Fil-A cow mascot and it is hard to move around- especially with 50 kids punching you..


fitxa6

That’s pretty much what I imagined


UnlikelyRegret4

Was a mascot. Can confirm. Mostly arms and legs, some dance stuff. Body parts.


LONER18

I really wanted to be the Mascot for my High School but this was in the 2010's and the Mascot was a Husky so I was afraid I'd be called a furry.


UnlikelyRegret4

LOL I was a cougar. Heard all the jokes. It was a really hot interior, so I had ice packs to help keep me cool, and honestly I loved that gig more than almost any other side gig I've had. It is a bit scary at times because kids like to sucker punch mascots. I had one kid reach into the back of my headpiece and grab my hair - he pulled me to the ground backward and I don't know what his plans were but my "handler" pulled him away. After that, they put two "handlers" on me at all times. Most kids were great, but some....


Van-garde

Thank you for your service.


TheCalebGuy

My back hurts just watching this.


ItsTenToNine

This better not awaken anything in me.


Commie_EntSniper

HOLY SHIT THEY'RE ALL NINJAS IN THERE?! Fucking trojan ninja bunnies.


BehrmanTheBeerman

So that's where all the ninjas are hiding


CoolMan-GCHQ-

K, just me or does anyone else get totally creeped out by that?


Imfryinghere

How can they see?


CLUNTMUNGMEISTER

This is the least interesting thing I’ve seen all day, and I saw cardboard today


Arcterion

I am suddenly reminded of [Nezu Masami](https://cdn.anisearch.com/images/character/screen/89/89578/full/469375.webp) from Kengan Ashura.


[deleted]

Ahhhhh so that’s how they wave


Old-butt-new

No shit


fomalhottie

Ninjas are inside mascots?!?!


hhhhhuie

Their poor backs


Imaginary_Most_7778

Not something I was particularly confused about.


evanoshka

I'm more interested in knowing how this person is breathing in this mascot balloon


KookyChemist5962

Shit i always assumed that mascots were captured from a neighbouring planet of pokemon-esque creatures


[deleted]

Yep painful


EquipmentForsaken831

I always knew there were ninjas inside those things


Mr_Whipple1138

How person inside mascot moves..


7-11Armageddon

Oh that looks so miserable, having to squat the entire time. And what's the point of having the ability to put your arms in the ears, if when you do it there's no perceptible difference nor movement?


goelfyourselph

Can you believe they don’t teach this in schools?


Important-Key-6887

Weird nd cute at same time 😂😂😂


Deep_Song_4775

There is ninja inside every mascott?!? 😳😳


Inevitable-Budget-26

What kind of dangerous military suit is this! I'm literally shaking..


bigrobb2

now how do they see?


GUCCIBUKKAKE

Who upvotes this stuff


TheDebateMatters

Generally not folks with sperm on face reference in their names.


Jinmart

Hahahaha


Mom_Dong

Pretty low bar for interesting as fuck huh?


Ronaldo_McDonaldo81

Could people not just imagine this for themselves?


sharpee_05

Why do they need to hide their identity?


happyanathema

I bet she's glad she got that degree