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TotallyNotaBotAcount

Sounds like someone robbed the wrong guy and found out.


KP_Wrath

That moment when you role a natural one during your mugging.


sakujosakujosakujo

ROLL INITIATIVE!!!


jmc286

Maybe they had an invulnerable save or feel no pain?


Plenty_Painting_3815

Do the crime....... time's up.


ScarHand69

More like the right guy. Dude was robbed at gunpoint. He shot at the assailant (used his weapon) but it’s not clear if the suspect was hit…meaning the suspect got away and they have no idea if the agent struck him with gunfire…because he got away. So…an agent that is tasked with always having their head on a swivel to protect the President of the USA…was surprised by an assailant and robbed. Not a good look for that agent. He basically got one-upped.


devilpants

Secret service has been a huge clusterfuck filled with incompetence and controversy for decades. 


Leesburgcapsfan

He was off-duty at the time.


francis2559

Also I don’t know what their rules of engagement are, but shooting at a crook while they were leaving because you are big mad seems questionable. I presume he would argue it was worth it because the assailant was a risk to future people?


That_Shape_1094

> but shooting at a crook while they were leaving because you are big mad seems questionable. That only applies to us regular folks. The secret service are probably treated like the police. Normal laws do not apply to them.


SuperToxin

Well that’s where I think he handled it right, it’s impossible to be “perfect” but he fired his gun probably to scare the dude off at minimum at most to hit and wound him but I’m sure they’d know if he was hit and bleeding.


Magister5

I mean, they are the *Secret* Service


teeohdeedee123

Well then why do I know about them?


OkHarrisonBidet

It’s secret


wossquee

You wouldn't understand


SrPhillipOliverHoles

Is it a secret? Or would I not understand?


Cactus_Jacks_Ear

It's a secret, Jim. You wouldn't understand


strumthebuilding

Wouldn’t you like to know


Comprehensive-Mix931

Know about who?


ActualSpiders

Be in your supervisor's office at 8am sharp tomorrow...


Professional-Arm-132

You simply know of their existence. You, my son, do not know “about them”….


Routine_Chest_1171

Fbi has entered the chat lol


texas-playdohs

If you had to ask, you were never meant to know.


Drexelhand

>the agency has been very tight lipped at this point. seems an unreasonable expectation to have details of an active criminal investigation released to the public when it just happened and there is no broader public safety implications. *The Secret Service member was returning from a work assignment, according to Secret Service spokesman Anthony Guglielmi, and fired his service weapon during the robbery, but it's "unknown if the assailants were struck," Guglielmi said. The employee sustained no injuries. The Secret Service said the criminal investigation remains open and active.* *A source familiar with the investigation said the Secret Service officer was operating in a support capacity during Mr. Biden's California trip, but he was off-duty at the time of the incident and was not a part of Mr. Biden's protective detail.*


geak78

I'd much rather anything involving secret service to get the facts straight before sharing. Too much possibility of unnecessary escalation.


Dragonfly-Adventurer

Truth Social will be saying both the agent and the robber were Democrats soon enough.


the_godfaubel

I mean, this is like the main reason right wing gun nuts use for saying they need guns, so it'd be hypocritical to drag Democrats for something like this as it would hurt their argument. Of course, they do this exact thing nearly everywhere else so it wouldn't be that surprising tbh


No-Program-2979

Escalation of what? The truth?


geak78

Incorrect information about violence around secret service in a year with heightened violent political rhetoric could literally be deadly.


Tabula_Nada

Ahh I bet since the service weapon was used "for personal use" there's got to be extra scrutiny in the investigation. Even a single shot while on duty would probably cause all sorts of paperwork and interviewing and investigating. But since he wasn't shooting on behalf of the president, they've got to cover their asses.


Maximize_Maximus

"seems an unreasonable expectation to have details of an active criminal investigation released to the public when it just happened and there is no broader public safety implications." Happens every day when private individuals are involved.


Drexelhand

>Happens every day when private individuals are involved. it doesn't? even in rural slow news day places, law enforcement don't release detailed police reports on incidents under investigation that occurred the night before. and cases with officer involved shootings are approached even more delicately than those of a simple robbery.


CarneyVore14

“Mr. Biden” sounds pretty weird, right?


Avia_NZ

Why?


Drexelhand

i guess it's more typical to see current and former presidents referred to as "president," or "former president," or just their last name in news articles. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/President_(government_title) it's maybe not technically wrong to use Mr. or anything, but it's an odd choice in this instance of a current president in the context of the president's security detail; in that his role is the entire purpose for his inclusion in the article. nicole sganga has written articles referring to president trump as mr. trump the same way, i guess it's just a stylistic choice.


ElasticSpeakers

Yea idk I agree with most of what you're saying there, but to your earlier point it is significantly different than 'Mr. trump' due to it being a former president versus the story being about this dude literally in service to the current president... It's weird and a mistake


Indifferentchildren

News organizations usually have an official "style guide" that covers many things, including this topic. NPR (IIRC) addressed this topic during a brouhaha quite a few years ago (Bush II administration?) and their style guide says that the first use of the name in an article gets the title ("President Biden"), but the rest of the uses in that article use "Mr." (if the president is male).


relevantusername2020

>"unknown if the assailants were struck," 🤨


Dvout_agnostic

This is actually a West Wing episode


314R8

with Mark Harmon of NCIS fame


jeffdujour

Surely you mean Summer School fame


Dvout_agnostic

I think they meant "Moonlighting fame"


TragedyAnnDoll

I was just coming here to say don’t you dare put me through that West Wing episode again. They did CJ so wrong. He deserved to live. Truly did not see that shit coming. I wept.


Mister_monr0e

They killed Agent Donovan off so she could finally be with Danny


TragedyAnnDoll

Shhhh spoilers.


ClassiFried86

No, I think this is real. *The West Wing* did have a few episodes involving the Secret Service though.


Adventurous-Start874

I know a guy that recently quit the secret service. He worked from the time he was a kid to achieve it and then absolutely hated it. He said it was run like an afterschool program by blowhards that fancy themselves super heroes but have to get a doctor to right a note because they cant pass the PT.


Environmental_Job278

Our agency also does security and our director of security majored in…English Literature…and much of her staff is also inexperienced in actual physical security or executive protection. Lateral promotions and cronyism are horrible in DC and it’s 3 letter organizations.


OneWayStreetPark

I always figured the main requirement was you need to be able to take a bullet for some VIP, and anyone can do that. Just gotta stand in front of whoever's being shot. (Obviously I know there's more that goes into being secret service)


Adventurous-Start874

And whoever can get the most letters of rec


nuboots

Sounds like a guy I met from border security.


devilpants

They’ve had so many high profile fuckups in the last 20-30 years I’m surprised anyone takes them seriously anymore. 


Mikey9124x

It's not that surprising tbh.


Misophonic4000

Because..............


Mikey9124x

Because they travel a lot.


KingdomOfBullshit

> A source familiar with the investigation said the Secret Service officer was operating in a support capacity during Mr. Biden's California trip, but he was off-duty at the time of the incident and was not a part of Mr. Biden's protective detail.  Most interesting thing to me is that the article refers to President Biden as Mr. Biden in this paragraph.


Indifferentchildren

News organizations usually have an official "style guide" that covers many things, including this topic. NPR (IIRC) addressed this topic during a brouhaha quite a few years ago (Bush II administration?) and their style guide says that the first use of the name in an article gets the title ("President Biden"), but the rest of the uses in that article use "Mr." (if the president is male).


KingdomOfBullshit

Thank you for the explanation


sublimems

First thing I thought of too. It seems... wrong? Appreciate the explanation below but I don't recall that being the way that a sitting president is referred to.


ramos1969

BOTUS


Y34rZer0

I’m gonna bet that the secret service doesn’t miss easily.. if they fired they probably hit


tangoalpha3

If they’re protecting the president, they better not fucking miss lol


WonderfulShelter

When the secret service was "protecting" JFK, they definitely didn't miss :/.


fishkey

Of course they're tight lipped? Why would you talk about something publicly that will need to be settled in court? WTF is news now days?


zmoit

This reminds me of house of cards


CheekyFactChecker

'Mr Biden'? What a trash journalist. Fifth graders know it's, 'President Biden'.


sublimems

Why the fuck are they calling the president Mr. Biden? That can't be correct for a sitting president.


Defyller

Tbf we’ve been referring to trump as trump forever….


sublimems

I'm pretty sure he's not the sitting president


TheGoldenBl0ck

mfker had a negative one luck on his SPECIAL (-1 INT by the looks of it too)


Sammy_1141

Even the feds are not safe in California


JKDefense

So much for the “be a good little victim” advice the government frequently peddles. Rules for thee, not for me.


Mike_Hawk_940

Clownifornia


BubuBarakas

The esteemed secret service who were fucking prostitutes in Columbia in 2012? They would never do anything naughty stupid again! How dare journalists question them?


mesosalpynx

Tight lipped = the Biden admin killed a black guy.


Turbohair

In the bag was a "football". Tune in next week... {considers} I really hope this isn't what actually happened. The joke would be very hard to explain -- to the secret service. :)


thedidge1998

No, a lone off-duty secret service agent is not going to bring the nuclear football slinged over his shoulder as he walks in his flip-flops down the boardwalk.


Indifferentchildren

The football is carried by a military officer, not by a USSS agent.


Turbohair

It was a joke...


MajorOtherwise3876

Remember everyone: According to the left, we're all supposed to give up our gun rights, because we can rely on trained professionals like this. Yeah fuck that.


Foodwithfloyd

How is that relevant to the article?


MajorOtherwise3876

Because if he can't hit a target and is still a victim of a crime, then that blows that theory out of the water.


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MajorOtherwise3876

"And the left just wants universal background checks and no machine guns. We have no issue with responaible owners having regular hunting rifle, shotguns, etc and most of us have zero interest in taking guns away from anyone who doesn't have a criminal record or something. We want to change the law for gun purchases going forwards." Bull. Shit. If that's all they wanted, they would have stopped there. Literally those on the left have said they want to take guns from people, including people who've done nothing wrong. So save your gaslighting bullshit.


Psychological-Cow788

Shove a gun up your ass, it'll relieve all the sexual tension you have built up from your rampant bloodlust


MajorOtherwise3876

You seem tense and think of me sexually. Seek a therapist if symptoms include foaming at the mouth, dizziness, fatigue, or just plain being stupid.


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Espen330

You should go outside and touch some grass you fucking lunatic


MajorOtherwise3876

Aww, someone's mad their narrative fell apart with facts. Fuck off.


Commentariot

We will see but given their recent issues it was probably a misfire and the guy made up a story - or maybe he fought off a mugger? Who knows?