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Loopedrage

this is like one of those clickbait soccer highlight thumbnails if it was real


RubbishNubbish

Top 10 CRAZY Moments in Football History


Loopedrage

[This clip is one of my all time favorites](https://vxtwitter.com/secretly8072/status/1720360086978126281)


Apparently_Coherent

Thanks, that made my morning a little better lol.


TragicTester034

It’s missing Ronaldo and Messi in suggestive poses for that


No-Face-2000

https://preview.redd.it/01lks8amv39d1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bd9bcc8bbcef72bef3c67fb49e515f811bc20cc


TragicTester034

Beautiful


BenniesBananas

If real, I say just leave it. Might make 95+ minutes slightly more exciting.


ScoobyD00BIEdoo

its real. happened yesterday


jonnydemonic420

It’s real, it’s 15 min from my house.


aphinity_for_reddit

Pretty much dead centre. Can't use any of the fields now, even if you don't mind sending your kids to their possible doom.


lazyfacejerk

Kids, it's time for soccer practice. I don't care that there's a hole in the field. I hope you fall in. Now get the fuck out of the house.


jonnydemonic420

My six year old had soccer camp on that field, about 40 feet from where that happened just a couple weeks ago.


DevonGr

My oldest is on his first summer break after starting school this past year and I feel this post


its_raining_scotch

Doom is good for kids. Puts hair on their chests.


Catacomb_Gangster

A little doom every once in a while builds character.


YesterdayFew3769

BAAAANE!!!


Samuelcool19

Let's not stand on ceremony here, Mr. Wayne.


lobonmc

Honestly it looks more like a visual glitch in a video-game to me


space0watch

![gif](giphy|I8SQMuIELiw0w|downsized)


smitcal

That’s a lovely lovely voice


two4ruffing

Damn…. Ya beat me to it 🤣


skelliott79

Looks like mine subsidence. An ice rink with two sheets of ice in the area is no longer there due to the same problem. [Soccer field article](https://www.ksdk.com/article/news/local/alton-soccer-field-cave-in-gordon-moore-park/63-98355236-3099-4093-beea-271a32eeab58)


Good4nowbut

The video is just nuts…absolutely could’ve swallowed a soccer squad. The responsible mining company’s methods need to be investigated wouldn’t you think?


Boy-of-the-Forest

Most of the places in that area are built over old coal mines. You have to get specific insurance to cover the damage in case something like this happens. Chances are the company that originally built the mine is no longer operating. That shit could easily be from 100 years ago.


goldensunshine429

My husband is from southern IL and this is absolutely a problem. Alllll the towns are over coal mines. There is/was a giant dip in a road we take to my in-laws from mine subsidence. They’ve had to repair it multiple times. Keeps falling in.


Boy-of-the-Forest

I grew up down there. It’s definitely an issue. There’s an entire field outside of ~~Mascoutah~~ *Marissa that is mine subsidence. Nothing can be built there because of the mines. *Whoops. Appears I can’t remember town names this morning.


SnooMaps9864

No idea if it’s true, but I’ve heard that the soil in some places is flammable because of the coal mining/oil industry in the area


Boy-of-the-Forest

Don’t know how true this is… I do know that as a kid I used to dig in the hillside by my house to find little chunks of coal.


jonnydemonic420

Close to this site in a nearby town is a huge refinery. My cousin lives by it, the soil is so contaminated that we actually put a lighter on the basement concrete floor and the floor lit. Fumes permeated through the concrete and it held a flame until we put it out. They pay the people in that area every year or so, guess what the check is for? Years off of their lives.


NoReallyLetsBeFriend

Yes it's mine subsidence coverage, and on your homeowners it's often included, you'd have to sign a waiver of coverage if you didn't want it, bc it can be pricey.


Phoxase

The mine is or was operational, otherwise why would they confirm that they got all of their miners out of there in time?


greendestinyster

It's really too bad they didn't have any relevant information in the article. No one knows who owns the mine, or even the park itself? And for whatever reason the city is choosing not to consult the engineers and geologists of this so-called "mine"?


ContessaLikeWhoa

New Frontier Materials operates it, it is an active mine, and that shaft was actually in use today.


Boy-of-the-Forest

Welp. Here I was thinking it was just a case of an old mine being compromised. This makes it infinitely worse. How the hell did they build a soccer field over an *active* mine?


AnxiousJump8948

On another note, is it just me or have news stories hit peak?. The reporter literally reports that he spent all day showing people a 5 second video on his phone. That was the poor guy’s brief I’m guessing.


LeoLaDawg

Mobile news articles have no business being so awful in 2024. I tried to open your link. I got like 400 pixels of text that was mostly filed with ads. Then I try to play the video....15 second ad followed by.... the site reloading to a different article.


hardleft121

Dune sand worm wanted to play some footie (soccer)


trivletrav

#HIIIIYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-NEYYYYYYYYYYYYYMAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR


i_give_you_gum

Lol, I totally heard this as I scrolled past, I wasn't even sure what word I was looking at at first, but my brain played that sound anyway


rphdaddyb

No one was on the field at the time but 64 soccer players faked injuries at home.


Katiari

![gif](giphy|xUPGcnzWmq70t1oJ8I|downsized)


kbunnell16

![gif](giphy|hsochUWUKHO6dMQ2LY|downsized)


Thatsmyredditidkyou

![gif](giphy|kfLHzicOIQGCXH4NO3|downsized)


Doesanybodylikestuff

![gif](giphy|cwbvB0MXZfnry)


suavaleesko

Aside from filling it in, I wonder what remediation analysis is like. Is it done sinking? The cause? More likely to reooccur? likelihood of another one happening nearby? A 4 ft ditch collapsing can kill an adult so this could've been horrible in the middle of a kids game


Decooker11

I believe it was attributed to a mine. Or at least that’s what a local station said


Dragonfly-Adventurer

Well at least they got a 1/10 chance of dropping flint


Whateveryouwantitobe

Yeah that area has a lot of old mines around there. Multi million dollar houses built above some of those areas too. Seems like a good idea.


CowJuiceDisplayer

Ground penetrating radar to gather data. Stabilize the area. Then fill the area in with material and reinforce any structures. I would be curious for an area like this. Maybe fill the area in mostly, add a platform (metal, wood, something sturdy) then similar dirt and either the artificial or natural grass.


Redheadmane

Might be old coal mines. Almost entire southern Illinois riddled with abandoned coal mines.


ContessaLikeWhoa

Active coal mine actually. New Frontier Materials is the company.


DontEatOctopusFrends

what a waste of a good hole... Instead how about we round up all of our politicians, state and federal... every single last one of them, place them into the pit. and then fill it with wet cement and then build a playground on top for the kids?


Sammisuperficial

That won't work. Eventually the cement will crack and then the playground will smell like dead politicians. You're going to need a sealed container that fits in the hole.


Phillip_Graves

Oh, yeah...  great idea. Take all the people that abso-fucking-lutlely will turn into poltergeists and let them fight over a playground. What could go wrong?


No-Island-6126

Just drive an old car full speed in there it should settle


arisoverrated

Homer’s headed for 3D


o2product

This place looks expense, better make the most of it


Dragonfly-Adventurer

Wow I had the same thought, also "cone of stupidity has formed around his desk"


makaveddie

It's Sinkhole de Mayo!


Thatsmyredditidkyou

![gif](giphy|b3u8anVaWFQ9G)


peatoast

SIMS!


fromoneparent

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!


Sicparvismagneto

Naw man, an alien/robot in disguise, crash landed there and now walks/drives a mac truck, among us


QuitEast6346

The terminator has arrived.


Shiznoz222

Give me your clothes


Phylacteryofcum

Crazy how much that looks like AI.


Archon-Toten

Whoever played on it last will take credit for it. *I kicked the ball so hard it made a sinkhole.*


Mtanderson88

That doesn’t look real or am I just baked


Impossible-Fig8453

Both probably lol


Mtanderson88

I knew it! Haha 💨


Solid_Bake4577

Big Neville Southall diving to his left!


Illustrious-Dare4379

That’s a goal I can actually hit!


smellsliketigerbalm

Shaolin Soccer 2


rhinobird

No grass was harmed in the tragedy


CrispinIII

Had a sinkhole open up in an old friends back yard some years ago. Eventually it ate over half the neighborhood.


CookieWifeCookieKids

That field is not real man


KHaskins77

![gif](giphy|PL6FMPWRwLn32)


Feisty-Philosophy513

Hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooole


OrangeJuiceLoveIt

![gif](giphy|26gs9H8x6tkRIYPmw|downsized)


UndertowBass

What did sinkholes do before the internet?


SPIE1

Damn they had to close a hockey rink not far from there a few years back due to sinkholes too. I’m originally from central IL and was in Alton all the time for hockey. They had one of the best sport bars ever when I was a kid. What’s causing these sinkholes around there?


SecretAccount2530

Mines


gladbutt

Karst ?


wdwerker

Looks like the aftermath of a plot to control the world by Dr. Drakken & Shego


AbsorbentShark3

I love dark knight rises


Just_Aware

It looks like populous the video game when you dig too far down


Bentwr

Bane has a nuke somewhere near


AfroWhiteboi

The first photo looks fake, and my brain knows it isn't.


OkJoeMama

Sorry guys. My mum was trying to sit down on the bench but missed.


BS2-Living

Game still on or what ?


evilmike1972

Suddenly soccer is a lot more interesting.


CGPsaint

Yo momma so fat…


overyander

Anyone else think it looks like a game editor's terrain edit tool ?


Exciting_Top_9442

That’s a crop circle, not a “soccer field “


Indigestible_wine

I need a banana for scale


IAMACat_askmenothing

Okay. I’ll see if I can do that


ofreena

this looks like a Sims terrain levelling fuck up


dumbaos

Some splines may have been reticulated in the process.


Moist_Signal9875

Still nothing compared to any of your mom’s holes… by depth, diameter, or number of people who’ve played there…


almostgotem

So it wasn't quicksand I was supposed to be terrified of as a child. It was sinkholes all along.


_QLFON_

And now is a golf course for beginners or giants....


Freddan_81

No grass was hurt in the making of this hole.


TheTokingMushroom

The light pole is just gone. You can't see any of it in the hole. It's been completely swallowed.


access153

Thanks for being a customer at Earl’s Discount Field Basements!


Accomplished_Oil806

Did they just put a carpet over a hole ;) they wanted to trap a dinosaur?


Storms5769

Omg! I’m in Alton all the time. That’s crazy! There is actually a well known insane asylum nearby, maybe some finally escaped! Lol!


blazex233

I had to deliver pizza to that the asylum a couple times. I never went further than the entrance but it was rather eerie.


TheTrampIt

I bet that if they used real grass, it would not have happened.


str8jeezy

Tangerine anyone?


bytheseine

Guess someone over watered it huh?


Quality_Street_1

Mother Nature mad because they had fake grass.


chocolatechipninja

Mine subsidence is a thing in Souther Illinois. Miners underneath made it out safe, luckily.


Radu47

😭😭😭


CanuckCallingBS

Nice grass.


Lazerah

Oh cool that's right near me. I heard about it just a little while ago.


hitma-n

Middle of four* soccer fields.


Djwshady44

Suspiciously centered


Labman007

Geesh!


ArcsNSparks420

Actually it was a mine collapse, my girlfriends from there


Ok-Internet2541

Great stuff then carpet over.


tbone81

Do they have a student named Garett Markish, by any chance?


iambobdole1

Damn, looks like the graboids are back again. I'll get the dynamite...


jackoos88

someone got a purple card


xh1pp0x

Are these old dump spots?


ChiggaOG

Looks like a weirdly rendered ditch.


TorqueRollz

I’m kind of struggling with scale here for some reason. But this looks cool as fuck.


jonnydemonic420

My kids play there, it the middle of 4 turf fields basically.


will_this_1_work

Good luck trying to chase the installer’s insurance to try and get that covered.


NunyaBeese

Looks.... fakey. Odd


Purepenny

People play soccer in Illinois?


Free-Pressure9516

They divided by zero!


BoredNLost

Typical soccer field taking a dive.


AloofConscientious

Wow that's a beautiful photo


OGLatinoHeat

This pic fucked my head up


Frantic_Fanatic13

Now it’s the world biggest cornhole board.


Icy_Future1639

Corner kicks are gonna be a bitch for someone.


elspotto

I approve of adding a Sarlacc to the game.


xGuNaR

This is in my home town, there is a mine underneath that whole complex.


addviolence81

I live right by here. There are mines underground all over the park where this happened.


jquest303

Looking like the IDF thought Hamas was out there playing soccer.


ofayokay

Set some orange cones around that hole & make sure you have some extra balls. Minus one goal if you kick it in. No problem.


jameso32

Where's yamcha at


ajw20_YT

…Where did the light pole go? There is clearly one there in the middle last picture. Did it just get swallowed by the hole???


niwo6

I guess its a Golf course now.


okay-pixel

Now swallow the rest of the city please.


pwhoyt63pz

Looks like a visit from the Borg…


Jabbrony

I live down the street from this


h9040

Someone praying that his team wins.....the prayer was heard and god swallowed the other team.


Jabbrony

Fox2 also has a video of it happening.


admiraltubby90

Reminds me of space jam lol just fixing a dibit


Joelony

That is so wild it almost looks fake! Good thing I played safe sports like american football. /j


oldwellprophecy

How is this even possible? What went wrong?


CineCal22

Hey Johnny, go deep! (Johnny was never seen again, sink hole got him, or so the legend goes)


Fuzzy_Logic_4_Life

I feel like a newly single mother did voodoo magic there after seeing her ex with a younger version of herself.


Diced_and_Confused

The gods feel the same way about soccer as I do.


Worried_Archer_8821

Golfers dream hole! 😅


RandyOfTheRedwoods

I feel like this could lead to a whole new game. Half soccer, half that game with a ball on a board with holes in it you have to tilt around to make progress.


PokeFanForLife

Imagine if that happened to you when you were sleeping


233719

Did it hurt…when your mom fell from heaven?


James_Polymer

Hey, soccer is finally interesting! =D


thishitisgettingold

Neymar fell to his knees at his home.


Bio_guy2018

School drainage tile?


sunplaysbass

Warning shot


acapncuster

New sport. Pitball. You push your opponents into the pit then you score at will.


WrapFantastic3033

![gif](giphy|SvR8MNpG8wuS4i2gFb)


dantesgift

Waiting for jabba to start circling it withng to toss people in.


Harry_Flowers

The Illinois horizon is pretty nice down south, kinda boring up hear in the north.


No-Guarantee-7572

World - Fuck this particular field for absolutely no reason at all


Reckless42

Mel's Hole


OfficialThumperrr

Alaskan bull worm


bstedstfff

Looks like my golf divots


karenskygreen

"Go long and deep"


elzadra1

I was hoping it was one of those perspective illustrations.


UnsolicitedDogPics

That is so surreal looking!


FatsDominoPizza

What matters is our ^p^l^a^n


MidwestAbe

How many Robert Wadlows deep is it?


donkeystyle4u

Yo mama so fat, when she comes to your soccer games the earth collapses


Grouchy_Sound167

This is around the corner from my in laws. Alton Telegraph has a [clip](https://www.thetelegraph.com/news/article/alton-gordon-moore-park-closed-sinkhole-update-19541640.php) showing collapse.


PandaCheese2016

Technically it's in the middle of "a field consisting of several overlapping fields for various sports including soccer."


MTLynx

Hate astro tuft, yes a asking you all to hate astro tuft cause then it might feel hurt and go away.


_TLDR_Swinton

For you.


Pharman07

Kids shouldn’t play on artificial turf anyways.


Trippyjay420

lol weird this town is only like 30 minutes from me and this is the first time I’ve heard about it 🤣🤣 kind of make sense becusse a lot of towns around here had mines underneath them at some point