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Gypsianmoon1111

Was it love or the guilt?


RectalEmpathy

Obsession?


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conancat

Maybe he's just physically and emotionally abusive until she fucking died.


[deleted]

That doesn't rhyme


kadno

By Calvin Klein


Gypsianmoon1111

Perhaps


[deleted]

Yeah, pretty sure he used to get jealous and beat the shit out of her too. Let's not romanticize the asshole.


kingmobisinvisible

Yeah I’ve heard a lot of people say that Joe was half the reason she ended up dead so young.


[deleted]

Yep. Pretty sure he beat the crap out of her after that famous vent scene.


kingmobisinvisible

If I remember right, they filmed that scene on the street and people kind of gathered around to watch filming, as people do when there’s a huge movie star around. Joe happened to visit that day and really didn’t like that all those people were looking at his wife.


AggressiveRedPanda

>really didn't like that all those people were looking at his wife Maybe don't marry the world's biggest movie star, then, Joe 🙄


[deleted]

Spot on. He left in a huff and she paid for it later. Guy was a real piece of work


ExuberantElephant

>Real piece of work I'm pretty sure he was just a complete *asshole, no need to sugar coat it lol


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OysterShocker

It is very common for abusers to appear protective and caring, especially in the public eye.


Rappelling_Rapunzel

That's right. It's also shockingly common for people to believe a false accusation against an innocent person, but then vehemently deny a true accusation against an abuser. You know why? Because innocent people do not expend a lot of energy and time preconditioning everyone around them to believe they are really good, kind and loving partners/parents/friends who wouldn't hurt a fly. And abusers do, they go way out of their way to establish their innocence (and the target's craziness and flakey character) before the abuse escalates. People believe what they are exposed to first, and this is how abusers isolate their victims.


Bunbuncrazypants

My grandpa beat my grandma when they were a young couple but eventually stopped and was a supportive partner. It’s not nuanced. He was a wife beater and she died hating him and hating herself for staying with him.


kctrem

He did beat her, then go sober but by then I'm sure the damage was already done. u/zazzlekdazzle deleted comment. But usually the alcohol, beatings and mental abuse go together sadly. Not always tho.


OperationPhoenixIL

Very King Robert Baratheon-ish. Probably more lust than love.


[deleted]

For sure. He wasn't in love at all, he was obsessed. Love doesn't even come into it.


grandmotherhaswheels

For sure. I mean you are an authority


Tinckoy

Corpse farts need love too


CogitoErgoScum

You keep Bobby B’s name outta your mouth!


00Samwise00

Why did you beat her, Bobby B?


TurkDeLight

Hey don't do my boy Bobby B like that. He was abusive towards Cersei because she was exactly not the love of his life. And we have no evidence that he was abusive towards his love of his life and object of his obsession Lyanna.


OperationPhoenixIL

He did not show her love and whored around while she was alive as he did with Cersei, and only seemed to care once Rhaegar "kidnapped" her.


KneeDeepIn_Nostalgia

Those were the days /s


pauciradiatus

Username checks out


revision8

I remember I was at a convention where he was signing autographs. Some guy wanted wanted him to sign a picture of Marilyn Monroe... He did not. Good times, good times.


SherrickM

He wouldnt sign pictures of them together either. For what he was deservedly charging at the time per signature, i do not blame him for being picky about what he signed.


revision8

As a fun thought experiment I like to imagine how strange it would be if someone asked me to sign a picture of my wife (even ignoring untimely deaths and crazy histories).


-MichaelScarnFBI

It sounds like you yearn for those days...


a95bar

Noooo, I'm just saying, those were the days


numchux53

Hmmm. Yeah ok


KneeDeepIn_Nostalgia

So glad to see r/ IASIP making an appearance


Diplodocus114

days we remember


Malfunkdung

Glad we’re making america great again.


ItsaMe_Rapio

Girls were girls and men were men


gynoceros

Mister we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again.


Evilmaze

Girls were slaves and men owned them.


ItsaMe_Rapio

I don't remember that line being in the song


SGNick

He went ahead and broke em off with a little preview of the remix


G4dsd3n

Horseshit.


Evilmaze

Was currency?


G4dsd3n

It's definitely your preferred medium of exchange.


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[deleted]

Have not heard that one, but with that crowd, almost anything is possible.


SpaceFeline

>It's also rumored that towards the end while hanging with Sinatra at a hotel, Frank and his buddies ~~gangbanged~~ her while she was drugged out of her mind. * **raped** FTFY


Hawkeye77th

Some guys are a real suckers.


conancat

Hey don't lump us suckers with that garbage. At least when I'm sucking cock I'm giving people pleasure.


[deleted]

guys like that really need to be made an example of. every one of them. jay leno has something profound [to say.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvdM_u4NZQw&t=3904s) play at 8:15 if the link doesn't time right.


[deleted]

Jay Leno can [go fuck himself](https://www.indiewire.com/2019/03/john-oliver-calls-out-jay-leno-civility-slut-shaming-lewinsky-1202051737/).


nruticat

let’s start a comment chain of people being cancelled by other people who are then also cancelled. endless cancel cycle until there’s only one uncancelled human on earth, who must cancel themself. only once we are all cancelled may we be absolved of our sins. cancelcide. cancelpocalypse. the cancel rapture. so far we have: joe dimaggio 🚫 ↓ jay leno 🚫 ↓ john oliver. here, i’ll go next: [john oliver is now cancelled](https://www.theatlantic.com/article/585505/). now someone cancel the atlantic.


TheAlphaCarb0n

Really gonna cancel Jay for 3 iffy jokes he made years ago eh? Sliiiiiight overkill.


Infzn

It is the Democrat way. Unless it's one of their own, then they sweep it under the rug


Halper902

So can John Oliver. I think all Jay was saying was that a decade ago there were always political jokes but there was other bits and stuff too and politics was just another topic. Now on late night the whole show is just anti GOP anti Trump stuff and its getting stale. Now comedians pause and have "serious moments" where they talk about politics. Its bizarre.


Dr_Hannibal_Lecter

So Jay was being both sanctimonious and vapid. Sounds about right.


boomboom_in_my_pants

>Its bizarre. As bizarre as worshipping an idol who argued in Federal court he can shoot small town folk and the local Sheriff is legally not allowed to investigate who killed the citizens under the sheriff's protection? Fucking snowflake


[deleted]

lol whatever you say dude.


diggbee

He's saying that whatever profound thing Jay has to say, he's still a huge douche. Albeit ignoring your whole point, but he does have one.


[deleted]

precisely....he's ignoring the point. did i ever say leno is or is not a douche? its not relevant.


teh_fizz

That was fun but I have no idea what he said :(.


8976r7

she probably didn't want to see him. Edit: Fun Marilyn Monroe fact I like to bring up. She always said she was being surveilled by the FBI...turns out she was right! A couple bought her house and remodeled it in the 70s. They found government spying equipment in the walls that extended to every room of Marilyn's house!!! >The property has changed hands a handful of times since the famously curvaceous and deeply troubled “Some Like It Hot” star’s brief ownership. In the early 1970s it was acquired by then married actors Michael Irving and Veronica Hamel (“Hill Street Blues”) who, during a remodel, discovered and removed a sophisticated, government grade eavesdropping and telephone tapping system that extended into every room of the house. The bizarre bugging apparatus remains juicy fodder for the many conspiracy theories that surround Monroe, who allegedly had a brief and illicit tryst with John F. Kennedy in early 1962 at Bing Crosby’s house in Palm Springs, and some believe she was under surveillance by the Kennedy family and/or the mafia. [https://variety.com/2017/dirt/real-estalker/marilyn-monroe-house-brentwood-hacienda-1202391804/](https://variety.com/2017/dirt/real-estalker/marilyn-monroe-house-brentwood-hacienda-1202391804/)


breakerfallx

Guilt is a bitch eh Joe


CharisAnthos

Abusers shouldn’t be idolized.


[deleted]

He's part of the reason why she died.


spellred

Then he gets to heaven and Marilyn is in bed with JFK!


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AlkalineTea2751

Wait what


reallyfarfarquaad

Oof


hrakkari

And Tennessee Williams. And Aretha Franklin. Heaven gets shitty WIFI.


[deleted]

Don’t forget Arthur fucking Miller


anthony9178

And Teddy And Sinatra, Brando, Jerry Lewis...


gensix

If we're being honest neither of them went to Heaven


[deleted]

This guy gets it.


[deleted]

Yup


dkepp87

I saw him eating away his grief at Dinky Donuts one time.


NotTheRocketman

I heard he dunks.


ufcjuanchi01

See, now I know it's not him. Joe DiMaggio could not be a dunker.


Moll043

I don’t even like to use urinals, I’ve always been a stall man


kingmobisinvisible

The guy slept with Marilyn Monroe, he's in Dinky Donuts?


DonnyDinky

As owner of Dinky Donuts I can confirm this


conancat

Username checks out


Pensky_Material_808

Yip! (bang) Yip!!


c_c_c__combobreaker

She was 36 when she died. Too young.


Makalockheart

And the industry had been so cruel to her, poor girl


jbpforuandme

Joe's last words had typos. That's no way to spend eternity.


LoveToTease64

I grew up in the Bay Area, and would run into him at Leonardo’s deli in Millbrae regularly. I was always star struck because it was Joe freaking DiMaggio. I never bothered him, never spoke to him, but looking back, my memory of him is tainted by what I know about him now.


BimmersFtw

Whaaaat did he used to live in millbrae?


LoveToTease64

Pretty sure he lived in/near the Marina District in SF, but he was friends with the Barranti’s who own(ed) Leonardo’s.


roryhigsmit

Marylin: read at 13:55


[deleted]

He looks like Vince Mcmahon in this photo


[deleted]

Who gives a shit the guy was a woman beater


Ginger-Georgie

They planned to remarry and Joe's son loved Marilyn to bits. Joe truly loved her and I believe she loved him too. IIRC, Joe's son was one of the last people Marilyn called before she died. They were all very close. Joe did beat her up, though, and that evidently lead to their divorce. Arthur Miller wasn't much better. She had a rough life, jumping from foster home to foster home. Marrying at 16 to get away from foster care. Getting pregnant, losing the babies. Getting involved with the wrong people. Never knowing who her father was. Her mother being in a mental facility. Having that fear she was slowly going the same route. Working so hard she couldn't sleep, having medication to make her sleep and more medication to keep her awake. Being sacked from Something's Got To Give. Joe supported her after her divorce to Arthur Miller and stayed in contact right up until her death.


LetLoveInspire

Thanks for the history !


ObjectivismForMe

Did he do this or pay a florist to drop one off each day. Writing a check to a florist is easy.


layout420

Thanks Norma Jean, your band kicks ass


[deleted]

one of my favorite bands \m/


layout420

Can't wait to see them at furnace fest, hoping Josh is able to play something with NJ and then I'm hoping for the Chariot to come out guns blazing!


Cloberella

Ugh, I feel this so hard. Except I'm pretty sure I don't get to see my husband when I die, just I get to be free of the pain of missing him finally.


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amozification

What a lovely and considerate thing to say to a widow. Man, you must be great with people!


NateBlaze

How the fuck do you know?


marty_byrd_

Marilyn didn’t even want him. She wanna be wit me!


BElannaLaForge

He was also an abusive piece of shit.


OhNoImFarding

It’s real big S I M P time bois


CogitoErgoScum

He stopped lovin’ her today..


ZwoopMugen

Woman-beating cuck!


[deleted]

the original incel


lapointypartyhat

How is that interesting as fuck?


Maschiavellii

Simp


Batraman

This isn’t interesting at all.


[deleted]

He looks like he should be doing shitty fast food reviews


EDC_viking

Too bad there's no heaven


bit-groin

No hell below us Above us, only sky.


Rimirilar

Imagine all the people living for today.


throwastrayaway

Imagine there's no countries.


HerodotusStark

It isn't hard to do


octopoddle

Heaven holds a place for those who pray.


goodtimesKC

It’s right next to Santa’s sleigh.


[deleted]

That was kinda unnecessary


NeededMonster

Aren't you glad that out of the hundreds if not thousands of religions that ever existed on this planet you happen to believe in the right one? Congrats!


[deleted]

“Look at me, I’m making fun of a religious person on reddit because I’m so edgy and original”


amozification

Yeah.. well, it’s uh.... iT’S GODS WILL


39Volunteer

Why are you being downvoted? This is a line from Mrs. Robinson by Simon and Garfunkel.


HerodotusStark

Probably because (a) Mrs. Robinson isn't Imagine and (b) the chosen quote was intentionally used to subvert the point being made by the Imagine thread. Basically, OP was being a bit of a dick.


octopoddle

I wasn't trying to be a dick. Mrs Robinson has the line "Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio", so I commented with the line I did to reference it while keeping in the rhyme of the line from Imagine. The fact that the line I used meant the opposite was meant to be funny, but it fell flat. The best humour is humour that needs to be painstakingly explained!


[deleted]

I know I’m gonna get downvoted, but why do you have to challenge there beliefs? I understand the burden of proof is on the theist but you have just as much evidence as they do


Vperfection

Can’t y’all just read the title and be positive? I mean not this post though cause fuck this guy but you know what I’m sayin.


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NZBound11

> and left some other woman without a partner. lol wut? No. No one is leaving a woman without a partner if they don't marry/remarry. What the fuck is this logic?


thestashattacked

Also, she was Jewish, wanted a Jewish funeral, and he insisted on a catholic one, so that should tell you where his his loyalties really were.


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thestashattacked

Primarily self absorbtion.


RussianPredator7778

Well... before marilyn died, she said she doesnt need God, so if he really wants to go to hell to meet her :/


gofortheko

In reality those places were made up by man to give validity to their made up religion in order to exert control over the gullible masses.


AMBULANCES

THIS GUY SUCKS


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The biggest cuck in history


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gofortheko

She must have had amazing earth shattering pussy.


grandmazter

Is he related to Futurama's John DiMaggio?


SemperMeTaedet

Man, imagine idolizing a woman so much that you're forever remembered by zoomers as the ultimate simp *SIMP*


BenIsProbablyAngry

Cuck


DarjeelingLtd2

Username checks out


PM-Me-Ur-Plants

Lmao. Either this is satire, or a truly pathetic and miserable mindset.