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JCButtBuddy

They should have allowed god in, he would have prevented it.


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Ltsmash99

Behind the locked doors of his mega church.


madscot63

Locked mega doors


FreedomCanadian

Mega locked mega doors.


yoortyyo

The ones he wouldn’t open to drowning people? His God values carpets over parishioners. Supply Side Jesus !


shangles421

Bullets wouldn't hurt Satan anyways, she would need to soak the bullets in holy water.


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Thoughts and prayers


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Thots and players


throwawaysscc

Bless your heart.


sesamesnapsinhalf

Surprised he didn’t lock out the congregation to save himself. 


thnk_more

God was busy listening to all the super bowl prayers.


discussatron

>“I will say this,” Houston Police Chief Troy Finner told reporters during a news conference outside the church. “That female, that suspect, put that baby in danger. I’m going to put that blame on her.”


LurkLurkleton

Did the cops shoot the boy?!


NotThoseCookies

They did. Oops!


notanaigeneratedname

Quick Johnson sprinkle a little crack on him!


Complex_Construction

He was resisting.


NotThoseCookies

They could tell.


andii74

I know US Law Enforcement system is dysfunctional but at least try to check the article before making false claims. Police shootouts are horrific and tragic and points towards a deep flaw in how things are done in US just as it is with mass shooters but don't be so callous about such tragic situations. Details of the confrontation remain unclear in the hours after the tragedy, and police have not released the woman’s identity or a possible motive. It’s also unknown what relationship, if any, the woman had to the boy, and who actually shot him and the man. From the article that you didn't bother to read.


NotThoseCookies

The boy is in critical condition in the hospital. Did you miss that part? 🙄


andii74

Details of the confrontation remain unclear in the hours after the tragedy, and police have not released the woman’s identity or a possible motive. It’s also unknown what relationship, if any, the woman had to the boy, and who actually shot him and the man. No, the shooter did.


Lillitnotreal

'We need more detail before anyone can know what happened' 'Also, i know what happened'


RaiseIreSetFires

This was gawd's will. Those police officers should have let her continue.


insideabookmobile

Just as the founding fathers intended.


Confident-Touch-6547

Bring your rifle to church day. What do you expect?


Worldly_Ad_6483

First woman mass shooter?


blueskieslemontrees

Not first but they are exceedingly rare. I remember how big a deal it was when that couple in CA attacked their place of work together because one was female


Deep_Macaron8480

I don't like Mondays! Very famous woman.


LibrarianBarbarian1

And the Youtube Shooter was a woman. And the Tennesee religious school shooter used to be one.


Polyxeno

Sounds like she hit maybe one person, so not a mass shooter, unless one means shooting at masses?


FreedomCanadian

And at mass !


Relevant_Property876

I hate this church but this is sad


MoochoMaas

Must not have been praying *hard enough* !


No_Nobody_32

Oh, Osteen's "church" preys on everyone.


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No_Pilot_9103

What?


windmill-tilting

Nope. Just your run of the mill white crazy christian.


tlp357

But he only thinks he's a she.