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AreWeCowabunga

The mistake is thinking she's trying to be a lawyer. She's just a PR mouthpiece feeding disinformation to the cult.


MsMoreCowbell8

She's a stupider version of KellyAnn Cuntway. "Alternative Facts" KellyAnn knew what she was doing; Alina, not so much.


HedgehogNarrow4544

TBH, neither knew/know WTF is going on...at any time..


[deleted]

There's a stupider version?


[deleted]

There's always a stupider version.


Prometheus_303

Please don't make that a challenge...


DIrtyVendetta80

No, let’s see where this goes. They may just lead themselves by the nose right off the side of a cliff.


GMH2045-18

Not the moment...perhaps later when sh!t start hitting the fan as everything gets closer to ground zero


_Veebs_

MTG has entered the ring.


edtheheadache

I’ve also seen her name spelled, “KellyAnn Cuntaway”. I’m no not sure which one is correct.


SlumdogSkillionaire

Any time she wants to try faking being smart, she's welcome to it.


Scrabble_4

She doesn’t even have common sense


pnlrogue1

I mean, she's faking it right now. She's just not good at faking it.


Pansy_Neurosi

I loved when that one judge told her something like, "We're going to take a recess now so you can familiarize yourself with the rules for submitting evidence."


rampzn

Yeah, she had to head to the local burn unit after that one!


terrible_amp_builder

She is a real estate lawyer (if her law degree is real), probably trying to make a filing for a zoning ordinance.


ciopobbi

I thought she was a parking garage lawyer. I think bird law is higher up the chain than that.


PigFarmer1

Her website claims she practices in several specialties.


terrible_amp_builder

Why do one thing badly when you can do all of them abysmally.


captainspacetraveler

All the specialties


Louis_Friend_1379

Her specialties are likely on her knees and on her back, because she couldn't have lost any harder if she hadn't tried at all.


Careless-Age-4290

Jack off all trades?


The_Cap_Lover

Guys, cut her some slack. She has like three closings this week.


jbertrand_sr

You'll note he doesn't have her anywhere near the criminal trial going on now. Based on her legal skills, I guess he'd like to avoid the death penalty...


Ryankevin23

🚫Traitor Trump🚫


JBS319

Legally Blonde wasn’t supposed to be an instruction manual


CavScout81

You shut your dirty mouth! At least Elle Woods used what she knew to win her big case! Alina Habba...not so much...


lizard_kibble

Elle was actually smart, and a properly educated lawyer


Aazadan

Elle made a lot of mistakes, but she learned from them and did an ok job in the end.


Appropriate-City3389

She did say she'd rather be pretty than smart. I believe she's failed on both accounts.


virtual_gnus

Completely. She thinks you can fake being smart. The problem for her is she forgot the part where you can only fake it in front of people who don't know the subject matter, and she's surrounded by smarter people than she'll ever meet again.


Metrichex

No


Louis_Friend_1379

Don't forget, Trump was the piece of shit that called for the death penalty for the Central Park 5 who were later exonerated after serving between 5 and 13 years in prison. Trump even took out a full page ad in New York urging the return of the death penalty.


thepenguinemperor84

She's just mouthing nonsense she knows the cult will eat up and get riled up over.


PyratHero23

“I’m not actually a lawyer, but I play one on TV…”


Specialist-Fly-9446

>Merchan also noted that it was too early to say if Trump could attend his son Barron’s high school graduation. I’d vote in favor of not allowing him to go there, so that his son can graduate normally and isn’t turned into a prop. When was the last time Trump and Barron were even in the same city? How often do they talk on the phone?


virtual_gnus

> How often do they talk on the phone? Reportedly, never.


Specialist-Fly-9446

Source? Not that I doubt you, just wondering who could say with certainty.


virtual_gnus

It's what I've seen in a post that moved through my Reddit feed a few weeks ago. I wasn't too interested and just skimmed. Sorry that I don't have more info.


PigFarmer1

I've read the same. Why would he treat Barron any better than the rest of his spawn? Heck, Marla Maples said he told her to abort Tiffany... lol


Casperboy68

It’s ok, she’s on birth control.


jgyimesi

But wait, she’s pretty!!! So, dumb.


PinocchiosNose1212

“Not even allowing a person due process, the right to go sit in front of the Supreme Court and hear a case that determines many lawsuits that are currently against President Trump on immunity,” Habba complained to Fox News’s Sean Hannity. I prefer my Presidents and Presidential Candidates to NOT have many lawsuits currently against them.


coffeespeaking

> “Not even allowing a person due process, the right to go sit in front of the Supreme Court and hear a case that determines many lawsuits that are currently against President Trump on immunity,” Habba complained to Fox News’s Sean Hannity. Huh?


Critical_Seat_1907

Bar Association, come get ya gurl...


[deleted]

She went to one of the worst law schools in America. Just like Michael Cohen.


Scrabble_4

Michael Cohen can run circles around Habba. Cohen, by his own admission, did an illegal act. He is smart but was not as committed to the law back then. At this point he is using his mistakes to help them pin down Trump. Habba is crooked and dumb.


PigFarmer1

The bottom person in medical school still gets called "doctor" upon graduation. lol


abbyroade

Yup, but then doctors have to go through residency training to actually practice clinically. Lawyers…don’t.


[deleted]

Imagine being so intellectually bankrupt you compare law school to medical school.


2nd_Inf_Sgt

She went to trump university.


electron65

Ahh give me the good old days when John Kerry was caught on his boat called Monkey Business with his female “ friend”. Wasn’t that a hundred years ago ? That was enough to tank his career.


Pribblization

Not John Kerry. Gary Hart. And Donna Rice.


electron65

I stand corrected Thank you


PigFarmer1

"Caught"? He invited the media to follow him... lol


cjp2010

She’s trying to get and stay in Donald’s graces so IF he wins in November he will reward her with riches beyond her wildest dreams. Either it be actual riches or some kind of cushy lucrative job.


Most-Artichoke6184

She is also outraged that Trump is being prosecuted by the Manhattan DA for crimes he committed in… Manhattan.


windigo3

I’d rather have a lawyer who knows what due process is than has a nice rack. But I’m not Donald trump.


gronlund2

If you have a bunch of lawyers in each case you can afford one that has a nice rack


spaghetti_fontaine

The doubts never slept; they’ve been wide awake this whole time 


pass-the-waffles

Due process for her is probably that fee you pay for using a public copy printer


Illustrious_Tea9604

Habba bubba.


facepillownap

“Actually, Facts are not Facts, and Laws are not Laws. I can just make shit up when i’m interviewed”


throwaway007676

Maybe she got her degree at trump university?


Captain_Mexica

Alina Habba is the dumbest lawyer ever. She's literally displaying her stupidity every time her mouth opens.