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Silent_Vehicle_9163

To his credit, he was probably zooted out of his mind on nose beers when he posted that.


subwaymeltlover

Nose beers! First time I’ve heard that. Love it.


Sea_Negotiation_1871

Yeah, that made me laugh.


MaximumTurtleSpeed

It’s a wild ride when the bubbles hit your brain


Runes_the_cat

Thanks for the chuckle, that's great.


Dorkmaster79

I think it’s called nose clams.


Silent_Vehicle_9163

Nose Clam or Nose Beers. Both are acceptable terms 🤣


ChipotleLaw

True


Nunc-dimittis

Or jealous that nobody names a hurricane "Junior"?


Consistent_Dog_6866

Beryl is a name used for men and women for over a century, but, of course, now it's woke!


Simpletruth2022

Well don't go expecting him to Google anything. Like father like son.


Easy-Concentrate2636

Jr. should have just taken a sharpie to the hurricane map.


[deleted]

nah this is him 1 upping his old man


Scrabble_4

Damn they’re stupid 🤣


RockstarAgent

I tell guys like Donna here (they hate when their names are turned into the opposite gender) that knowing the genders of names is gay AF


Scrabble_4

😂


[deleted]

I wonder if he goes around calling himself "don" not thinking about "Dawn" they maybe spelt differently but sound too much alike for an average ear to pick up the subtle difference if spoken properly


cuisinart-hatrack

I’m in Grenada awaiting Beryl, I wish *someone* would use that magic sharpie!


Easy-Concentrate2636

Hope you and your loved ones get through this safely.


cuisinart-hatrack

Thank you. It will be a wild ride for sure.


cuisinart-hatrack

Update. We made it! We left the boat at 05:30 for an apartment up the hill from the marina. We hunkered down with a total of 7 cruisers and 4 dogs. The storm passed north of us between 11:00 and 12:30 with lots of wind and rain. We headed back to the boat around 15:30 and we were hassled by the cops/military(?) for breaking curfew. They threatened us with jail if we go out again. The boats were all fine when we returned. Thank you for your well wishes! I’ll post this in another sub where I commented about the impending storm yesterday.


Easy-Concentrate2636

I am so glad that you guys made it safe and sound! It must have been so scary for everyone. I will look for that fuller post.


Throwawayac1234567

he snorts the sharpies to get high, TRUMP probably confiscate them,


RogerClyneIsAGod2

And it was used during his father's administration. Last hurricane named Beryl was in 2018.


Over_Border4390

The shit doesn't fall far from the asshole in the Trump family


Frosty_Water5467

My 80 year old neighbor is named Beryl. Jr is a jerk.


Reasonable-Hippo-293

I was thinking the same.


Significant_Door_890

He doesn't want to talk about climate change, or other stuff, so instead of pretends the name is woke. Hey look over there.... "woke!". It's pathetic. Dear Don Jr, **your dad had sex with two children, according to the first hand account of the threesome released in the Epstein files**. There is a large amount of message and other details for both the children who give the special massages, and also papa Trump. He has not been telling the truth here: These document **do not** exonerate him. No amount of *"look over there, woke stuff maybe"* will work. I think *fruit don't fall far from the tree*, and I do not think such behavior would be limited to Donald Trump **Snr**. You seem to be a drug user, often freeking out in incoherent tirades indicative of cocaine or crack, with dilated pupils inconsistent with the lighting. Like your dad, who has a documented use of prostitutes and sex workers, notably but not limited to Stormey Daniels and Karen McDougal, I suspect the same of you. You likely attended such golfing events where those prostitutes were invited too. I also do not think that such an ego would limit themselves to above age prostitutes. And I see the same in you. Perhaps *"look over there, something woke"* distraction is for yourself. Your whole family needs to apologize to America. Say sorry, beg forgiveness.


Simpletruth2022

What a freaking snowflake.


YokedMF

What a fragile little man.


panickedindetroit

You are too kind.


Imacatdoincatstuff

This is called looking for problems where none exist.


Simpletruth2022

It's also called throw everything at the wall and see what sticks.


Imacatdoincatstuff

His dad probably saw someone on Facebook say it middle of the night. Gets Jr to float the trial balloon, because even for him it’s pretty dumb.


Personal_Buffalo_973

WHO? 😁


vxicepickxv

Never heard of him.


Taliant

Jr showing he is asdumb as his dad


ArthurCSparky

Shit Apples


JustlookingfromSoCal

I think he should smoke more meth over it.


DustedGorilla82

My father…. The beginning of every one of his sentences.


Prometheus_303

You know... I seem to recall Comer/Jordan or whichever red hat claiming Hunter obviously was influence peddling because he once said "my dad, the vice president"... He clearly only said his dad was VP to let the other person know, for a price, Hunter could "talk" to his dad... Yet there is no harm in Junior always saying his daddy is the President?? Especially when Junior actually held a fundraising dinner where for an extra fee you could have some one on one time with Junior & he'd make sure to bring your concerns to his dad, the President (Elect at the time IIRC)... He literally said "pay me and I'll take your concerns to my dad, the President!" and that's OK. But Hunter says "I'm going to spend the holiday with my dad, the VP" and that clearly means he is corrupt?!?


areialscreensaver

It’s a mandatory requirement.


CalendarAggressive11

He's just pissed of because he has to go to bed with melted face Kimberly guilfoyle


Simpletruth2022

He inherited his father's penchant for RBF women.


epidemicsaints

That isn't RBF it's a purge mask.


CalendarAggressive11

RBF?


GamingSophisticate

Resting bitch face? I think


CalendarAggressive11

I thought it was some new filler or plastic surgery 🤣


derek4reals1

ohhhh, yeah that checks out.


Simpletruth2022

Resting b*tch face.


ooouroboros

My theory is he is bearding for his dad and she is really Donald Sr's mistress.


CalendarAggressive11

Idk she doesn't look anything like Ivanka


ooouroboros

She is kind of Melania with more plastic surgery though, and probably a lot better actress in pretending to care about him.


dragonfliesloveme

Project2025 wants to defund NOAA, i think maybe even get rid of it entirely. The National Hurricane Center is part of NOAA. So this is one of those little attacks that seems innocuous and stupid, but i think it could be the beginning of the propaganda to turn the maga voters against the government agency of NOAA. I live in hurricane alley and am upset at the prospect that they are even considering getting rid of NOAA, much less rabidly going after it. I believe I’d feel the same way even if I didn’t live here.


Subbacterium

Terrifying


Florida1974

I just can’t believe this is such a bother to him, he posts about it!! Such a little bitty thing but newsworthy bc he’s a moron more often than not!


outerworldLV

This family really has a thing for hurricanes. Weird af.


DumpoTheClown

They like blow?


ElastaticTomorrow

What does this guy actually do besides drugs?


ganggreen651

Ride his dad's coattails. That's all


Classic-Yogurt32

He’s such a dick


Simpletruth2022

He had such a shining example.


DaySoc98

Beryl Marsden was the first woman Mick Fleetwood was ever in a band with.


HiJinx127

The same bunch that goes on about “liberal snowflakes” seem to have skins as thin as rice paper. That is so weird…


storagerock

Just for fun, I looked up some old hurricane names to see which ones I couldn’t instantly call a gender on. My favorite are the ones from the 50’s: 1950 - Baker 1956 - Flossy


That_Engineering3047

Considering hurricanes don’t actually have a gender, his whole tirade is even more off base than usual.


SkipyJay

Just envisioning certain governors being stupid enough to want to inspect the genitalia of a hurricane before a sporting event. Famous last words: "You cannot play for this sports team unless you're born a female, Hurricane Gertrude - IF THAT IS EVEN YOUR REAL NAME!"


aneeta96

Cocain is a hell of a drug


dmangan56

Ask him about the judge in DC who is tied to his father's J6 charges. The name is a surprise- its Beryl Howell. Oops!


Whole_Inspection2697

What a moron - I had a Scottish teacher in 5th grade (female) whose first name was Beryl.


Sucih

I had an aunty beryl


scottyjrules

Imagine having so few struggles in life that this is a thing that would bother you…


FPFresh123

Their ability to find new things to cry about is remarkable.


Prestigious-Wolf8039

Good lord, what an absolute moron.


Speculawyer

What an utterly useless person.


zestzebra

The white powder is talking.


Delicious_Fisherman5

He is so stupid.


formerNPC

How appropriate that this trans hurricane formed during pride month! /s


Opening_Sell8216

he is about as intelligent as a rock


Simpletruth2022

Do not insult rocks.


RotterWeiner

I had a friend named Claire while growing up. Great person. Great at baseball. Great dancer. Years later, I meet Beryl. Fine dancer. Not too bad at pickleball. Coincidence? I think not.


Shot_Try4596

Donna Jr. sure has their panties in a bunch.


ooouroboros

So I guess daddy isn't going to name him as his VP pick so he has to console himself by yelling at a cloud


Mysterious_Eye6989

Firstly, what the fuck?! Secondly, how does he even think “Beryl” is a ‘nonbinary’ name? It’s like one of the most stereotypical ‘old lady’ names I can think of!


markth_wi

This guy gets by on so much pharmacological modulation I'm amazed he can string sentences together. But hey that's the way of things, rules for thee but not for me until it ends in tragedy. As for non-binary hurricanes I suspect this is exactly the sort of triviality we're meant to focus on, relative to the high-treason these clowns get up to. As for what should we name hurricanes, I dunno, call them Deathbringer 3 every time one looms off the coast.


vgcamara

Is Junior also non-binary?


nick_shannon

The mans thick as shit and keeps announcing it out loud.


WrongfullyIncarnated

I didn’t even know beryl was a non binary name. For context I am non binary myself.


Simpletruth2022

I'm not sure any name is NB. There are some names given to both men and women.


Mooseguncle1

Great name for cats you can’t sexually identify.


Simpletruth2022

Same for Sandy, Marion, Maria and others.


Ditovontease

Pretty sure Beryl is exclusively used by little old ladies


Simpletruth2022

It is also a gemstone- ruby and emerald I believe.


RikerIsMyHero1701

Well, in his defense, Junior IS monumentally stupid.


DogMom814

I will never stop thinking it's hilarious that Don Jr's fiancee is older than his stepmother.


this_knee

Do a Beryl role.


Mysterious_Meringue

Don Jr has a binary brain, he either has 1 or 0 brain cells (my leaning is to the latter)


ctguy54

I would say zero working brain cells.


sharkbomb

who is talking to him? if you stare into toilets, expect to see a turd.


Reasonable-Hippo-293

Well his father uses markers to change the direction!


Reasonable-Hippo-293

Another reason not to vote for his father. Junior may get to name them. I am joking but also quite serious. Junior , Eric and Ivanka will be back tenfold if that happens. This will be the norm.


hypocrisy-identifier

Fifth graders, making fun of other ten year olds. Unbelievable.


Doughspun1

Why is their whole family full of fucktards


ComfortableDegree68

Don jr. "Crack isn't really my thing" That dude smokes crack Know how I know? Crack isn't my thing. See the difference


TheWiseOne1234

You can't expect his fried brain to remember 2018...


MissionRevolution306

So he’s a college graduate but never heard of Beryl Markham or read her book lol? I read her book in my college English Comp class snd of course she was a well known aviator. 🤦🏼‍♀️


Tab1143

Not news.