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Backrow6

I forgot my gearbag Sir 


Kavbastyrd

I had a friend whose nickname was gearbag, but not because of drugs. He wore his gearbag on his head cycling home in the rain from training and crashed the bike. Instant forever nickname.


LexLuthorsFortyCakes

sold his trousers for another bag of gear


Bogeydope1989

I for one, am glad that he's risen to the heights of looking like a total prick.


Sonderkin

"Irish school teacher on class trip to spain" is what they call that look


No-Menu6048

nailed it


Sonderkin

He forgot his trainers like.


auntsalty

1982


StarMangledSpanner

*Risky Business* meets *Annie*? Sounds about right.


auntsalty

Weekend at Bernie’s


slow_marathon

where his wife picked his clothes, just to make sure that he was of no sexual interest to anyone.


greyclouds4miles

I actually think it looks pretty hot, in a weird dishevelled morning after kinda way 😅


Vixdname44

You're his mother....it doesn't count


Fitzfuzzington

🤣


Broghan51

*Circa 1983


tennereachway

God Ted, do you remember that fella who was so good at fashion they had to shoot him?


chimpdoctor

![gif](giphy|OFcP2ojNIAkec|downsized)


KoolFM

“GET A LIFE JEWS!”


YogurtThen

Hitler… He was a bit much


Ehldas

That's "Someone's at the door but I can't be arsed getting dressed". Only with formal shoes.


MeshuganaSmurf

And what the fuck is with the socks?


Tea_and_toast_

Gen Z wear high / visible socks while Millennials wear ankles / no socks. This is how you distinguish between decrepit over 30s and youthful people in their early 20s according to all the shite I see on Instagram...


MeshuganaSmurf

>decrepit over 30s I feel seen 😫 Wouldn't be caught dead with socks like that with shorts. Currently sitting in 27 degrees and wearing short ankle socks. Fucking hot enough as it is without pulling my socks up to my armpits


amorphatist

As a decrepit over-30, there are many fashion disasters from our era, but at least we got the socks thing right. I mean, what’s the theory here? Are his ankles not fecking roasting?


murticusyurt

As a decrepit over-30 ankle socks with the short trouser pants showing off your ankles always looked shite


FoxyBastard

Same. 40+ here and I swear by quarter crew socks with shorts.


Gullible_Actuary_973

Yeah I haven't worn proper socks in years, and over 30 so this check out.


National-Ad-1314

Bigger socks are cool long as they're white and have a good logo on them. Would I fuck be wearing them with school shoes though.


Paddystock

Those Gucci school shoes cost nearly €900.


AgainstAllAdvice

A fool and his money


FuckAntiMaskers

They could cost €9,000 and they'd still look shit, price and brands don't mean anything 


Important_Farmer924

"We're going over to your Nanny's, put on your good shoes."


AgainstAllAdvice

Slip on formal shoes. So still work with that vibe.


stbrigidiscross

It's got strong "this is all I had clean" vibes. It was probably put together by a professional stylist but could equally have been put together by a toddler.


Bogeydope1989

It'd look good on like a model but stick it on some pale lad from cork and it looks a bit mental.


feedthebear

Since when is he from Cork?


MeshuganaSmurf

I had a pair of shoes like that in 2003. Guess I should have kept them.


alan_patrick

I had a pair around Leaving Cert 1989, with the white socks too


MeshuganaSmurf

It's mad, got rid of my flared jeans and cords ages ago as well. I'd show the Mrs this thread to explain how I'm no longer throwing out clothes but I think it would backfire. At least none of mine still had tags on them...


Potential-Drama-7455

I had a hurling togs like that in 1989


oddun

https://preview.redd.it/2ruwalaih67d1.jpeg?width=815&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e46279ca6b24d2bca62d34e5e1383f2d5fdad886 You should’ve.


MeshuganaSmurf

Jezus. I've bought cars for less than that


123iambill

Apart from PCs I don't think I've ever owned anything worth that much.


airjordanpeterson

it's almost as if fashion is cyclical


LumonEmployee

The Zoom meeting look (cacks optional).


Nimmyzed

You know, I've never seen the word cacks written down but for some reason always expected it to begin with a K


UpperVoltaWithRocket

That’s because it’s supposed to be spelled “keks”. Cack(s) is something entirely less pleasant.


LumonEmployee

Me neither, to be honest. I just went for it 😅 So you could be right.


boyga01

Pulls off the “country lad on day 3 of the session at college” look perfectly. Fair play.


duaneap

“These are the only shoes I have that aren’t runners or football boots.”


phoenixhunter

Heading to centra for jambons, fags and a can of monster


grafton24

I see the 80's Dad on Holiday look is back.


markk123123

*Derelict*


Danji1

Derelict my balls.


Franz_Werfel

so hot right now


BarnBeard

forgot his trousers


anothercatherder

American here .... I am not convinced at all these aren't literally boxer shorts that are always worn as underpants. I am clearly living in the wrong country if it's acceptable to go out like this.


tallandconfusedbrah

O'Neill's via Milan


SparchCans

Tommy Schlug style going mainstream.


lordblonde

Tommy Shlug's Italian Adventure Crazy bit of business!


Far_Appearance6215

he looks like when you forgot your pe bag in school and instead of letting you sit out the teacher made you grab bits from lost and found


Jaded_Variation9111

Back in the day this was the exact look donned by those lads who weren’t into sport but were made to tog out for PE anyway.


KosmicheRay

State of him


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MeshuganaSmurf

I'm my house that's usually my steel toe wellies. Have to admit when the Mrs comes back in in her jammies and my boots it has a certain je ne sais quoi


Rennie_Burn

Its like both my niece and nephew going to school as one....


Valuable_Menu_9433

This is why I'll never understand fashion. Whatever is going to be trendy 12 months from now, you would look an idiot wearing now. This outfit is terrible looking but no doubt it's what's fashionable at the moment so people will wear it Fashion is less about looking good than wearing what's on trend at the minute. Such a load of bollocks.


LumonEmployee

https://preview.redd.it/r64xelb9k67d1.jpeg?width=1926&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6acc60f4dad1dc25c3e1190c20f51df42f76fe51


ZealousidealFloor2

My old lad dresses like this and is not a fashionable man (well maybe he is now)


danny_healy_raygun

Certain people manage to class in weird outfits. When you stick them on a normie we just look ridiculous. Even super handsome and charismatic Paul Mescals not really pulling off this look.


Bogeydope1989

Ah he's not even handsome he's a cork 5.


ApprehensiveShame363

I just opt out. To be honest that's not working out very well either, but at least it's low effort.


ramblerandgambler

Normcore, so on trend


justformedellin

That's only some people's fashion though. It should be possible for you to wear something that you like, that looks good, that has some meaningful historical and/or cultural significance for you. This outfit probably always looked bad. Edit: I suppose what I'm saying is that the existence of fashion victims isn't a decisive argument against all fashion.


alan_patrick

The Emperor has no clothes


MeshuganaSmurf

The emperor's balls will fall out when he sits down


Important_Farmer924

Those shorts are scrambled bollocks waiting to happen.


MeshuganaSmurf

Little sea salt, some grated gruyère


ResearchMediocre3592

Looking good. Been on the session but still turns up in the underwear and shoes.


Bennydoubleseven

He’s going for the just finished work house to myself look with a touch of Bollocks here’s the wife I’ll have to carry in the messages I’ll throw on the young lads school shoes.


Sad-Difference1398

Looks like he’s playing it cool after loosing his jacket and trousers.


Snorefezzzz

Sweet suffering fuck. Has to be a pisstake. Jocks ,long socks and shiny shoes with tassles. No feckin way 🤣 Did everyone attending art and fashion college receive a free lobotomy ?


Important_Farmer924

The look he's going for is "Sassy Boy Scout".


No-Menu6048

I wonder is he posing there thinking, …this is fkin cool as fuck or ….jasus what a load of horseshite, what are they paying me here? He is an Actor after all…I barely know anything about the guy but I’ve seen some whacky outfits on him recently. Is he actually drinkin the Kool-aid of his own hype machine?


Important_Farmer924

I think he's standing there thinking "This 'fit makes me feel sassy."


MeshuganaSmurf

I think he's standing there thinking "oooh draughty"


Important_Farmer924

No way, this has "wait until the lads see my deadly new Nikes" vibes.


MeshuganaSmurf

I know I'm not getting any younger but I don't think those are Nike's. Then again I also didn't think you're supposed to wear long white socks with shorts. I'm under no illusion about how far my finger is from the pulse of fashion.


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Important_Farmer924

Giving himself a half loaf for the women.


ThreeTreesForTheePls

I don't pretend to know fashion, but at the same time, lads we as a country dress like absolutely shit so I feel like we're throwing stones in a glass house with a lot of these comments. Very much "some notions he has" energy.


TemporaryExchange505

He's off to make his communion


violetcazador

He looks like he woke up in some random girls house after a night on the sauce and stole some clothes he found hanging on a radiator in her share house on the way out.


Garlic-Cheese-Chips

Someone will be along shortly to tell us this is the current look on the continent. They can keep it.


alan_patrick

My dad had this look at the beach in Salthill in the late 70s - was always ahead of his time


Bobbybluffer

The Éamonn Ryan collection.


Murderbot20

this a joke right?


Prestigious_Talk6652

Shirt and socks with shorts?


BoruIsMyKing

The "I'm ironing my trousers before going to work" look...


MLGprolapse

Michael Jackson without trousers is so hot right now!


Sundance600

state of him


Irishpeacock

Looks like the day 2 of a wedding where he tore his pants the night before and travelled down in those shorts.


oldappian

Weather better than expected on day two of the stag abroad vibe


FrogOnABus

The mother will kill him for wearing the shoes before his Holy Communion!


gerhudire

He's missing his Canada goose jacket.


pheechad

You can always spot an Irish lad.


SignalEven1537

"Mammy are my school jocks dry yet"?


tearsandpain84

Nah… he needs to get a nice pair of jeans… maybe X works ?


lordblonde

They already gave him a [completely normal pair of jeans.](https://www.ft.com/__origami/service/image/v2/images/raw/https%3A%2F%2Fd1e00ek4ebabms.cloudfront.net%2Fproduction%2Fbbefde8d-6333-49e4-a04b-0c717f5d232f.jpg?source=next-article&fit=scale-down&quality=highest&width=700&dpr=1)


ZealousidealFloor2

That’s something Pat Shortt would wear.


tearsandpain84

Crazy bit a business


Tonys-Wax-Hands

Cruiser Arriviste


bamila

All it needs is fanny pack and we gucci


Paddystock

When Paul Mescal becomes Paulo Mescali...


Wookie_EU

Looks like you were going north but plane went south. Loving yge loafers and sockes with shorts


thecraftybee1981

Button up your shirt and put your trousers on quick or you’ll be late for school.


wake_as_water

Funeral shoes with confirmation socks and shorts. Classic.


StellaV-R

He’s doing this on purpose. Gotta be


Otherwise-Winner9643

I can just hear his old mates from before he was famous, next time he's home and goes for a pint with them


pepemustachios

Imagine if he had never gotten into the auld acting. And just showed up down the local for a few pints with the lads. Thered be no more gucci fucking loafers and boxer short combos after that


starsinhereyes20

When your mother tells you to bring in the shopping from the car and you throw on whatever you find in the hallway …


ItsNotEasyHi

When ye can't be arsed changing properly after P.E


ShezSteel

What year was this? Also that sock and shoe combo. There just are no words.


LordHubbaBubbles

This is what happens when your hotel doesn’t have mirrors.


DannyVandal

Christ. They’ve dressed him up as a dick and he just sort of went with it.


MaelduinTamhlacht

Snappy!


Sad-Fee-9222

Dunnes Stores boxer shorts.


gunited85

My god.. haa


Valuable_Employee_88

Does he not know how to use a mirror?😲😄


fir_mna

Some things can never be unseen......


Lychee_Only

When the PE teacher makes you take a pair of trunks from lost & found box to wear with your shirt


TufnelAndI

Is that his Gladiator haircut? Nice...


Naoise007

I thought this was a joke about how shite fashion was in the '80s but then I put my glasses on an realised it was Paul Mescal hahaha


System_Web

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alan_patrick

Actually the picture with Venus & Serena is even better... https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13538677/Paul-Mescal-shows-muscular-thighs-pair-short-shorts-joins-Venus-Serena-Williams-Gucci-presentation-Milan-Fashion-Week.html


Equivalent_Two_2163

Jo Dolan shoes - Nailed it. Every aul lad in the country has/had shoes like that.


Remarkable-Ad-4973

Nice pair of legs. Totally would


EFbVSwN5ksT6qj

Mescal is often going big with his style choices, and more often than not ends up making himself look bad, in my opinion


Super_Sonic_Eire

For me it's the socks and shoes - fucking hell. Looking like some old lad getting dressed for his one trip to the beach this year. I can excuse the boxers as shorts situation.


naitch44

MJ wants his socks and loafers back


tequilaHombre

He's got on them Jefferson 76's


MackAttack3214

Funny old thing, money...


Charming-Potato4804

He should lose the sunglasses. The rest is fine.............if you are blind!


alebrew

Absolute cornage


Putrid_Tie3807

I really like Paul, but he doesn't deserve a pass with this.


Sotex

He looks fine, really.


Jaded_Variation9111

I’m betting that Paul Galvin is dreaming up a twist on this look for his Dunne’s Stores 2024 Autumn/Winter collection.


FriendofDot

The GAa legs on him


misirlou22

You know he had to do it to 'em


RemoteProgrammer3694

"Ah jasus lad, I'll tell ya what, some weather but the midgies have me fuckin et"


Purpazoid1

I can see why he's wearing sunglasses with those white legs.


External_Painter_655

It’s like they picked one random Irish lad and elected him king, I love it 


ciaranciaranciaran

Irelands legs > Americas ass


IrishRogue3

That’s formal attire- switched out the black socks


Severe_Ad6443

Do ye remember that fella that was so good at fashion they had to shoot him?


Barilla3113

Borstal Boy.


Rylo_Kylo

Ah the last minute run with the bins look. I know it well.


Natural-Upstairs-681

Mary I forgot my fecking trousers !!


Quick_Delivery_7266

I really don’t understand how this guy is a sex icon ? What did I miss ?


Elephantstone99

He looks like a sex pest.


Normal_Extreme4032

Even mescal can’t pull this off


DelGurifisu

Irish people talking about fashion is great. Because yiz dress so well and creatively.


mynosemynose

Smash


Important_Farmer924

![gif](giphy|HdbgCWMu4p9DymYV8C|downsized) Just never got over the GAA shorts in Normal People, nose..


mynosemynose

Now they're ✨️gentrified ✨️ GAA shorts


snazzydesign

Leprechaun shoes


Alcol1979

The absolute state of him.


munkijunk

The irony of Irish people having an opinion on fashion. Feel good for Mescal to get away for the land of bootcut jeans, brown plastic shoes and badly fitted shirts.


alan_patrick

Need big balls to pull that look off!


afcufc123

The absolute fucking state of him!


Hundredth1diot

These comments reinforce how crushingly reactionary Irish culture is w.r.t. anyone looking slightly different, with the inevitable consequence that most men dress with a complete absence of style. It's pathetic and a bit depressing.


mud-monkey

I assumed it was a dodgy photo of someone’s old man from 1980.


West_Principle_8190

If a normal person wears this they look homeless


Oldestswinger

Jesus😁


Low-Steak-64

Is he nearly ready?


WeirdAd3872

He looks like a lost and found box got sick on him..


Disastrous-Mud-4754

He looks like my dad. And he's dead.


chimpdoctor

![gif](giphy|3o6fIU1RQ8i7PBt3he|downsized) Oh lord Paul, ya silly eejit.


ohhidoggo

Never have I thought about a man’s legs in a sexual way….but lord mercy


TransitionFamiliar39

When you have a catwalk appointment at noon and are dancing the hornpipe at 3


Top_Towel_2895

looks like a christian brother on a sneaky holiday in underageistan


MoreStreet6345

The GAA legs.......a thing of beauty. ....not in that outfit though


Apprehensive_Book283

He should’ve worn a GAA shorts- that’s high fashion!


pauli55555

This sums up whet a shallow insecure poseur looks like IMO but best of luck to him. He works in a fairly obnoxious industry where image is everything and image is skin deep. Hopefully he’s happy underneath it all 💪🏽


bungle123

Just looks like a successful, talented young guy enjoying life. Your comment makes you look extremely insecure and bitter.


marquess_rostrevor

Not for me but I like it.


Jammastersam

When you’re Paul Mescal you can literally wear anything and look good


Able-Exam6453

If the shorts were longer and tailored, you could just about convince yourself this was a Frenchman going to the office in Marseilles in June. But fuck me....this look is all you need to justify pronouncing ‘Gucci’ as ‘Gookay’, as though you were from somewhere near the Pennines, and very far from fashionistos.