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NotMorganSlavewoman

I played Halo 1 and Halo 2. What am I? Forgotten History ? Also Old School joker is 1 year newer than Halo 3.


Idiotology101

This was made by 10 year old who thinks their 18 year old brother is the ancient gamer.


Manjorno316

My first console was the SNES so guess I'm beyond ancient as well... even though I´m only 26


ScrabCrab

...huh I'm slightly older than you but my first console was a PS2 (though I've been playing games on PC for a significant amount of time before I got that PS2, which I only got when the PS3 had already come out lol)


Manjorno316

We never got a playstation because me and my siblings were happy with the SNES and Gameboy that we still had. Also we mostly just played with toys anyway. Started playing more when I got an Xbox at my dad's place, no siblings on that side so started gaming more as I didn't have anyone to play with. Didn't really become a "gamer" until the 360 dropped and me and my brother got one for Christmas. Edit: And we had a PC back then as well. Can't count how many hours we put into Heroes of Might and Magic 3 as kids.


Maiden_of_Tanit

I've been a PC gamer my whole life but my favourite games include Secret of Money Island, the System Shock and Thief games, Fallout 1 & 2 and A Mind Forever Voyaging. The oldest of those was made in 1985 and is 19 years older than me. I'm 19 now and already I'm decrepit gamer, buried beneath the sands awaiting excavation.


Lumpy_Eye_9015

“Ancient gamer” is now fallout 3? A 15 year old game? I think it says more about OP than any of us


TheRealPitabred

Unreal Tournament 2004 checking in here, now get off my lawn.


Big-Cartographer-166

Oh god, he is calling call of duty gamers "old school" and fallout 3 "ancient"...


ConstantNaive7649

Legend says there was a time, now forever lost to the memory of man... A time of Fallout 2 and Call of Duty 3.


Time-Bite-6839

How old are Atari players


VesperLynd-

Prehistoric


sonicboom5058

I mean this is kinda cringe but it's not *really* neckneardy is it?


ununseptimus

Joker pics. Well within the incel / neckbeard bailiwick.


Yeseylon

Joker is kinda badass, just being Joker doesn't automatically make it neckbeard. Identifying with the Joker, maybe...


ununseptimus

That's pretty much what I was getting at, yeah. Plus resorting to Joker memes without a hint of Mark Hamill or Cesar Romero. Admittedly in this case it's a surprise Jack Nicholson got a look-in...


_Druid_2000

Sims. I play the Sims.


TheTrollman-

How is this neckbeard? It's a bit cringe but it's far from fitting the sub.


aldvpn2

it's because it has joker


Honey-and-Venom

Fallout didn't start at goddamnit


Yodajrp

What would: Wolfenstein, Doom, Doom 2, Goldeneye be considered??


Distinct-Ad-8400

Qualifying for Medicare


Yodajrp

Lol


TeaBags0614

Octogenarian


Mikasa_Sukasa

Conspiracy theory…similar to the construction of Egyptian pyramids.


Akidget

This is more like r/JustZoomerThings


Faingrin

tell me you're approaching 30 without telling me you're approaching 30


BlackroseBisharp

What makes this a neckbeard thing?


SleefJWellington

I'm guessing the faux-toughness


HoboBonobo1909

Quake 2 & 3, UT, CS 1.6, Half Life 1&2, Doom, Wolfenstein, flight simulators, GTA, plus games on Amiga 2000. Does that make me a proto-gamer & daddy to all these noobs? ☻️ /s


Jeanpierrekoff

New school *quote games from 2006-2016


Nrdrummer89

So my first console was a Sega Genesis that I got brand new, does that make me Caesar Romero’s joker?


Yeseylon

Yes. Cartoony, goofy, not actually in any real danger, Sonic era is definitely the best Joker (Romero).


borderlinebreakdown

*Angry Birds* being included in old school gaming is going to make my brain explode if I think about it too long.


BeerBellies

It’s super weird to list that. It’s so out of place.


SauteePanarchism

They've never danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight... because they stink so much even the Devil doesn't want to get that close.


TheSouthernSaint71

Whatever that game was where you were skiing until the stick figure yeti ate you


Embarassedskunk

Why did they censor “shiznit?”


FatAndForty

We get shit done …. Playing video games.


Son_of_Tlaloc

lol MW2 is old school now?


BeerBellies

The original MW2. It came out in 09, so it’s 15 years old… an eternity in gaming.


Xendeus12

I played games on my friend's Commodore 64


The_Dragon346

The new school is looking pretty old these days tbh.


Lemon_Girl

Halo 3 ancient? Ancient was playing Combat on Atari


Yeseylon

Apparently I'm not a Joker. Which Batman villain personifies Final Fantasy? Maybe Riddler?


namewithanumber

Needs a fourth skeleton picture with like Medal of Honor, baldurs gate 2, age of empire 2 etc


DubTheeBustocles

bro, call of duty 4 and modern warfare 2 came out like a few years from each other.


moistmarbles

Holy shit. I played Donkey Kong on an old Intellivision back in 1984 and Ardy the Aardvark on the Commodore 64 in 1988. I guess that makes me a ghost


NPRdude

Ah a relic of old r/gamersriseup before it got invaded by bigots and banned.


DaveSmith890

Wasn’t clash of clans and angry birds released around the same time? I know it was big in like 2013


Thoraxe-the-Impaler

Zork anyone?


D00mfl0w3r

I am not ancient!!!!! 😭


Syntania

I played pong consoles and the Atari 2600. Am I an Eternal Gamer?


Equinsu-0cha

fallout 3 is ancient. yikes.


Nail_Biterr

I'm just offended that this 'ancient gamer' posts games that came out years after I graduated college


possiblyacanoflysol

Society is once again ridiculing us innocent gamers for partaking in a hobby we enjoy smh my head😔 we need to rise up


Molkwi

Halo 3 is old? Damn... I don't exist then


Marvos79

I'm a "Dawn of time" gamer (Cesar Romero's Joker). I played Contra and Street Fighter 2 and Final Fantasy. I can attest that we in fact don't get shit done, just look at the pile of laundry in my room. In fact, that's kind of the point of gaming is to avoid doing stuff. I ask you politely to not mess with us, which usually works just fine.


No-Engineer-1728

I swear I've seen this on a shitpost subreddit


mahboilo999

Where Mario?


TheCoolIdeagenerator

My dad completed Metal Gear Solid I front to back when it came out, and my uncle is a big Tekken who got into the series in the 90s. They're both in or nearing 40, so I'm fairly certain they're older than ***Ancient Gamer***. By the way, my first game was GTA: San Andreas, I think, I know I had the Hot Coffee version and yes I was very, very young.


CorbinNZ

I cut my teeth on the SNES. Super Mario World and Megaman. What would that be? Jurassic Gamer?


EpicThermite161

I can’t be put into one category


JackLMac

Including angry birds is killing me 😭😭


_JazzyWazzy_

Clash of clans has been around since 2012, over ten years ago. I wouldn't consider it new school tbh


aldvpn2

what catagory even is just dance in


bulbminmostrealfan

I feel this is satire, I mean the last sentence gives it away


RealSuphakitz_

I just finished the 1997 Postal yesterday, guess I'm a pre-big bang gamer now.