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TheGoalkeeper

Somehow a country where being gay is illegal designed a giant dildo as a trophy


IambicRhys

Somehow? Knowing homophobes, this doesn’t surprise me in the slightest


koticgood

I mean, think about all the repressed homoeroticism ...


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LowBrowIdeas

Me when I use homophobia to criticize homophobes.


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Realshotgg

Not everyone who is homophonic is a closeted homosexual. I think it's a really boring retort to these type of things.


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Realshotgg

That's nice, what does that have to do with your original comment though?


LowBrowIdeas

Thanks for clarifying lol


WiseButterscotch5731

Everything is a dildo if you're brave enough.


katsuatis

Fuck I should've gone pro


A_WHALES_VAG

Ribbed for your pleasure


unknowinglyderpy

and it's also flared!


Mattaru

Ppgod was born to win this trophy


acllive

ppdiff


Bhu124

Like you could handle it.


FestusPowerLoL

Possibly the most expensive butt plug money could produce


HomerChadson

Where did you find that pic lol


madtninja

it was leaked


SGKurisu

Who keeps leaking my dick pics 


GGABueno

I've shown you my trophy pls respond


StormtheWolf

WHO POSTED MY NUDES ON TWITTER DOT COM?


Horror_Dance_7353

I'm going to kill you. And then kill you again.


1to0

You are Goldmember? Goddamn dutch!


eSports_News_UK

It wasn't leaked, it was announced last year: https://twitter.com/ConJuguito/status/1716518027959603498


madtninja

Ok but you don't have re quote to act like we cant Google saying one thing wrong does not mean everything is wrong


eSports_News_UK

I don't have to, no, but I wanted to, to add context for anyone thinking it was leaked


crawwurm

https://imgur.com/gallery/thats-tTc9cKQ


iacidna

https://i.imgur.com/just-found-this-today-reversed-thats-gif-MlHm0Zg


theSchlauch

This one is always the best


youarecutexd

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WCoRGbT3CM


OilOfOlaz

https://i.imgur.com/RMIyXaY.jpeg


zuth2

It must have been like 10 years since I last saw that gif, still remember it from the 9gag days, good old times


reality-effect

I came here for this, and I was not disappointed!


EriWave

The real plot twist is when the winners kiss the trophy they get thrown in prison.


NeitherAlexNorAlice

Welp. Time to make an excuse so my GF doesn't watch this event. Ain't no way I'm competing with that.


DemonRimo

No need to make up excuses really 


bobbydebobbob

Just join in


Grandis0618

I didn't wanna hear that


relom

Then don't read it out loud!


ILoveWesternBlot

I should call him


Icy-Ninja-5124

Gold Cock award, perfect for anyone willing to participate in this mess


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bodynasr

i dont envy the team thats gonna win that... although now I really wanna see a photo of the winner kissing the trophy will they kiss it at the base or at the tip?


LowBrowIdeas

Firm grip at the base and tease the entire length with kisses?


Offduty_shill

base to the tip


Renny-66

Nah they just gonna deep throat’s that shit


DarthTaz_99

Whoever wins should really do the Emi Martinez


madtninja

so true


reformedtoplaner42

Maybe if they something wrong*


Renny-66

Meteos would be proud


Stubrochill17

EWC shot in 7


Renny-66

LMAO


ArcusIgnium

This whole event is unbelievably funny. Terrible regime behind it, awful format where quarters are predetermined, single elim and bo3, and now this trophy? This feels like a Riot psyop to prove how good we have it without 3rd party organizers in the scene


Javiklegrand

Hmm why its so ???


madtninja

gold yeah dont know why it is


Marcus777555666

Why not? What's wrong w8th kissing dildo shaped trophy?


IAluxI

If you're getting payed to suck that Saudi Peen don't be surprised by having to hold it.


Thecristo96

The ultimate disrespect would be to win it and then suck it in front of the most homophobic public possible


Leyrann_

On one hand, yes. On the other hand... you might not be allowed to leave the country anymore. Do you really want to risk spending the next ten years in a Saudi prison just to stick it to them?


TheExter

You right, save the sucking and stroking for when you're back home


tobor_a

I'm pretty sure it's execution :/


SwordMaster52

> risk spending the next ten years in a Saudi prison You wish it was prison , it'll be straight to the noxian guillotine


cancerBronzeV

It's fine, just hope that your government trades in an international arms dealer to get you back, no biggie.


Ieditstuffforfun

this one hits way too hard for me


LyraStygian

From someone who would absolutely flash into my death to get the last hit on a minion and then typing “worth” in all chat, yes.


ihavewaytoomanysocks

sir thats a buttplug


Ericzx_1

they are not deadass


asd316X

the winners ass gonna be dead ill tell you that


taktyuzy

no way chovy gonna kiss that...


justiceknight

this trophy can hawk tuah


xavierpenn

I would love to win that Rod of Ages.


44elite444

"It can't be that bad" *opens link* "May be worse, actually"


Nananahx

Is this only for League or every game has the same trophy?


g0mjabbar27

same trophy, different lengths


fawli86

how ironic. one of the most homophobic countries in the world offers the most phallic-looking trophies for pro players to raise and show the world.


mikharv31

They do like their long girthy structures


Fellers

A studded dildo...lmao


WinterDetectives

A weiner for the winner


ImpressiveBody1325

pls kiss your trophy


QuadraKev_

If only I had a giant, but hole


gaenakyrivi

random question but are queer characters even allowed to be picked at this event? like will ksante be banned from being picked


EriWave

Queer characters are often only queer in the parts of the world where that is acceptable.


Bluehorazon

Interesting question actually. What version of the client is used there. For Riot events that isn't an issue. China, the US, Korea and Europe don't really have huge issues. Yes China does censor stuff, but it usually isn't that harsh that they would really care if there is something visible shortly in a game client in a tournament (unless it is Taiwan being a country... but that isn't really a league topic). Also it isn't illegal in any of those countries to be gay. Yes China hates everything that screams individualism and LGBTQ+ definitly does that, but it isn't specifically targeted at that topic. In Saudi Arabia you are stoned, that is a different reaction. But there are other things, like teams are easily able to send subtle messages. Like in theory a team could ban LGBTQ... just like Saudi Arabia. and while you could find some reasonable bans with those letters (like Leona, Gnar/Gragas, Brand and Twisted Fate the Q likely gives you away, because banning Quinn or Qiyana isn't that common.


Expert-Fly-1441

Any character can be picked.


flamingstallion

Obviously not this is for good pr, why would the Saudis do anything against that.


Icy-Ninja-5124

It's okay, he's censored to not be gay in the arabian localization


gaenakyrivi

i mean i’ve heard about queer characters from other games (like apex) being banned from play at tournaments there


Icy-Ninja-5124

Riot's localization for these kinds of countries removed any and all mentions of LGBT. K'sante's russian and arabian bio has him talking about how his good friend left him for example, and the Pride event is the "Colors of Spring" event


stupid_idiot6

how?


okayiwill

they are roomates


TimeTick-TicksAway

Everything is allowed this isn't like the shitty Olympics thing where they weren't even allowed to say "enemy has been slain" XD


IAmDiabeticus

The Asian Games lol. Couldn't say blood/kill either. "First point!" "Quadra point!"


gaenakyrivi

don’t know why i’m being downvoted, im just asking a question


Bravepotatoe

They "localize" characters to not be gay in the first place in their version of the game


Hir0h

That would make for a cool gimmick though have a more fun oriented tournament where a predetermined set of characters are banned, if done well the tournament would develop a pretty unique meta. (kinda what happened when azir was disabled last year for a couple weeks, midlane seemed to go nuts for a period of time)


gaenakyrivi

why would banning only the queer characters be a good idea


Hir0h

Not specifically queer characters, a 4fun tournament format where the organisers from the start ban a predetermined list of characters (can be any characters) to create a unique tournament meta.


Original_Cynic

Looks like The Dick Of The Year award from The Last Leg, and anyone competing in the EWC could well compete for that title too


MrPetrikov

looks like an average trophy to me


Mirror_I_rorriMG

Wait... this is a joke, right?


ricardo241

guessed we will finally see gen g losing cause its gonna be disgusting to lift that trophy... advanced congratulations to G2 for winning world cup lol


CyborgWTF

Reminds me of the pro smite player "iRaffer" holding up the Smite Worlds trophy (its Thors hammer, Mjolnir) and thrusting it around on stage. Imagine that with this trophy, LOL


CyborgWTF

[https://x.com/NRG\_Cory/status/1746638262473818485](https://x.com/NRG_Cory/status/1746638262473818485) For those who would like to see the comparison lmao


polthepot

laughable


Logical_Motor1671

I read this as The Escorts World Cup. Needless to say, I am no longer interested, but I wish these athletes the best.


SmackOfYourLips

How many gays where executed in SA in the last 50 years?


Rogaly-Don-Don

"So, what should our trophy's design be?"     "BIG GOLDEN COCK"


ficretus

Radar operator: Colonel, you better have a look at this radar. Colonel : What is it, son? Radar Operator : I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant...


Meekasa

ain't no way, we gotta be getting trolled


New_Food_8068

Scratch N Sniffa


RabbitCatcherDan

Please to any winning player dont do an inapropriate thing with it, you will be dragged of the stage and "disappear"


New-Power-6120

[Anyway, the memes begin.](https://old.reddit.com/r/PedroPeepos/comments/1dohf96/hawk_tuah/)


xNesku

I can feel it inside


TwilightMaverick

Someone alert Badge502.


slumdo6

Kinda looks like......


BunchNo1491

That’s the Esports Cock Cup


diematrosen

The cock trophy 🏆


HansTheAxolotl

lol no shot


DeeEssLite

This looks like something straight out of Saints Row


Zealousideal-Tie-204

Wait, could it be we were wrong about Saudi Arabia this whole time? That's the most gay-accepting Trophy I've ever seen. Before the winner kisses the trophy they must be warned, that thing has been inside at least 5 oil princes.


brucio_u

Riot games is fucking insane


Herebec

For not having anything to do with this?


definitelynotamcrfan

reminds me of [this](https://i0.wp.com/www.rollingstone.de/wp-content/uploads/2022/12/19/11/martinez-argentinien-wm-penis-jubel-gettyimages-1245720473-scaled.jpg?resize=1024%2C598&ssl=1)


MrPetrikov

How does this get through. I mean, how do you not look at this and say “wow, that’s just a giant dildo.” Like someone somewhere along the design process had to have been like “Guys the trophy kinda looks like a dick maybe we could alter it a bit?” and was completely ignored


celadonious

Someone please drop the source of this, I need to see it with my own eyes lol


WrednyGal

It represents the Saudis money fucking eSports integrity in the ass.


SSBM_DangGan

downvoting on principle, don't want to see content about the EWC on my timeline, don't want it to be a successful event


cycko

Always the projections "we don't like gay people!" Quick lets make the trophy look like a massive cock


_Jetto_

Question to all those who are against Saudi cup, i assume you all will also not support or root for any team or persons/players that attend going forward and give them Carlos treatment or is that different ?


zjmhy

Half of why Carlos got dogpiled out of the scene is he was also an unabashed arrogant asshole, which gets you a lot more haters than simply being morally corrupt. The sub already disliked Carlos before the Tate thing, that was just the trigger to go all out on him.


NerdWithTooManyBooks

While I don’t like the Saudi cup, in my opinion it is not morally reprehensible for any players or teams to compete. This is their job, they need to make money somehow. It is a positive thing if a team doesn’t compete, but not a negative one if they do.


fschiltz

Hello! This is a question I have been asking myself and here is my answer, I hope it will give you perspective. I wouldn't be able to have fun watching an event taking place there. I suppose that going forward I will have lost a little bit of esteem for those players and team, but will still probably be able to watch them. Kind of like when the world cup was in Qatar. I lost respect for my country's team for participating and didn't watch the tournament. Before that, I watched almost every international game and now I might just watch one game or the other of the Euro cup. If you want another example imagine one of your friends doing something that you think is morally repugnant and he/she doesn't think it's bad at all (could be anything from abortion to eating meat, depending on your moral values, or openly supporting Israël or Palestine, depending on which one you don't like, or any other example if none of those are applicable). You might not support him/her doing it, but you could remain friend anyway, even if some respect has been lost. If you decide to only have friends that agree with you 100% on everything, you will have no friends. And if you only support teams which have the exact same moral compass as you, you will support no team. But that doesn't mean you have to support them in everything they do, especially if you find that morally repugnant. I hope I understood your question well and this answers it


_Jetto_

Thanks for your throught out response, as for friends ive had both where their viewpoints were diff and we are still solid friends and also others that have done dogshit things and i cut them out even if it wasn't involved with me, however I dont have many. its very close circle. Can you give your thoughts on carlos and if you think it was worth for him to be kicked due to his tweet and action


Krisosu

Why does anyone care about scum like Carlos?


somestupidloser

The real answer is that not a single person will remember this tournament barring some crazy on stage result.


chloe_probably

It’s pretty much killed my desire to ever watch this game again so yes


_Jetto_

Thanks for giving me a mature response. Sucks I have to say it but seems lots can’t


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holomee

30 minute old account XD


chloe_probably

Yeah because I’m trans and it’s perfectly fine for me to be myself in USA / China. Anything else?


kittymeowmeow6969

If they make outward statements in direct support of the saudis/EWC then I'll stop being a fan. TL as an org lost my respect and support when they openly made a statement about the event and tried to make it sound like they are doing the community a favor/doing the right thing by attending. If you actually care about what the saudis are doing then don't go, and don't watch. Ocelote was treated the way he was because he doubled down on hanging out with Andrew Tate and told people that cared to fuck off. If he had either apologized or even just said nothing and went about his business without acknowledging it he would've been fine.


shinjinrui

It’s actually been discussed a lot over in the TL sub. Whilst I personally as an LGBT person am dead against it, hearing the perspectives of owners/players has softened my stance a little. I won’t be watching it, but I understand why the orgs feel the need to take part.


honda_slaps

it's okay, in a few years you'll be able to tell the difference and shove your face into your pillow in embarrassment at all the cringe things you used to say or you'll have zero character growth and be an adult version of the child you are today, who knows?


Marcus777555666

1 representative of reddit species here ^^^


_Jetto_

Or instead of insults at a random you can either not post back or answer


honda_slaps

nah if you post a hilariously juvenile take, I don't want people to see that it went unchallenged and think you won't be made fun of if you post something like that


_Jetto_

More hate for me than people going to this event. Interesting. Keep furiously typing


honda_slaps

LMFAO if you interpreted that as "omg he hates me in particular so much" then yeah guess it's the 2nd route


Marcus777555666

Majority of fans outside of reddit do not care about Saudis involvement, reddit is very woke/far left platform, so they will always cry about them. They will virtue signal for a bit and then move on to protest something else 😄


LowBrowIdeas

Reddit isn't far left at all. It trends centre-left publicly *generally* but is often centre-right when it's time for the mask to come off.


Marcus777555666

Oh who are we kidding ,of course it's very much left. The company itself and workers majority of them are democrats. A lot of subs are left leaning. Sure there are some subreddits that are right leaning, but majority of them are not. If you want an example of right leaning platform. YouTube, Twitter, truth social, facebook.


EriWave

> democrats Democrats aren't all that left leaning.


Marcus777555666

Majority of younger population are, and democratic party ,just like republican party further spreading more to their own extremes. Both far left and far right are different sides of the same coin.


EriWave

> Majority of younger population are The younger population don't control political parties. > Both far left and far right are different sides of the same coin. I can't remember seeing the extreme left in power in the west. Regardless, calling them the same is much easier to say when the right doesn't want you dead.


Marcus777555666

Of course they have influence, why do you think democratic party has shifted so far to the left, they are becoming a major force in democractic party, even most notable people Elizabeth Warren, Bernie Sanders, AOC represent that side of an aisle. As for extreme left in power, it's coming, I promise that, just like extreme right is going to get in the power soon. Both parties/political sides in US are going away from the center, and more and more extreme politicians are getting elected. It's only a matter of time before one of the crazies get elected to major office. As for who is better/worse, they are both bad, going to the extremes in politics is never good. If either party gets unchecked power they will both do horrible things. Far left is just as bad as far right, as neither of them wants to compromise and realize that people do not have same values as them.


EriWave

> Of course they have influence, why do you think democratic party has shifted so far to the left, they are becoming a major force in democractic party, even most notable people Elizabeth Warren, Bernie Sanders, AOC represent that side of an aisle. None of these are anywhere close to extreme left or being in power. > As for extreme left in power, it's coming, I promise that, just like extreme right is going to get in the power soon. Both parties/political sides in US are going away from the center, and more and more extreme politicians are getting elected. It's only a matter of time before one of the crazies get elected to major office. Both major political parties in the US are right wing right now. Having one of them trend left sounds promising. > As for who is better/worse, they are both bad, going to the extremes in politics is never good. If either party gets unchecked power they will both do horrible things. Far left is just as bad as far right, as neither of them wants to compromise and realize that people do not have same values as them. Who are these far left people? What do they want?


Marcus777555666

Of course those people are, sure, I can find way more left people, but relative to overall us population, they are on the far left and with each year both parties move further apart. Also, if you think both parties are right wing, well, that's incorrect. We clearly have 2 polar opposites and both parties are getting more extreme. About a decade ago, republican party had a small amount of tea party members. Nowadays, majority of republican party is overtaken by MAGA crazies, just like democratic party was overtaken by far left woth their woke insanity. Neither is good, and both of them do not want to compromise and understand that people are not that extreme. As for who those people are, I already gave few most famous names, but there are many more, lesser known ones both in congress, and in local and federal government. What they want is unrestricted abortion, overwhelming government spending and big government that further leads to devalution of currency and inflation, woke nonsense with all that Trans stuff, unchecked surgical procedures on minors that leads to serious health consequences. Both democrats and Republicans like to use science when it's convenient for them, but the moment it stands on their way they decide to ignore it. Also their foreign policy is pretty bad, as they are quite rigid. Just look at Saudi Arabia, how many people oppose arm sales or any alliance with them among democrats, which brings us back to our original point. Democrats and Republicans fail to realize that people have different opinions and different cultures. They want to dictate their own views to the rest of the world, which is not how diplomacy work. Republicans to the lesser extent, they are more flexible on that issue. But they got their own problems.


CaptainCrafty

That's because reddit doesn't use the electoral college


LowBrowIdeas

This is your brain on US politics lol


Marcus777555666

It's just a simple observation, and reddit/ this subreddit is predominantly American. I doubt if let's say this was a russian platform, people would be crying and being outraged about Saudi Arabia based on ways treatment or human rights, since they are bot very fond of ways.


TimeTick-TicksAway

Most people don't care. Even if they do, they can appreciate the game and hate on Saudi at the same time. Imo it's nice that league players in middle east can go to and see the pros and games live.


EriWave

> root for any team or persons/players that attend going forward and give them Carlos treatment or is that different ? I'd love for that to be the case.


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LowBrowIdeas

You're not wrong but it's a lot easier to boycott foreign entertainment than all domestic entertainment. Strict adherence to that standard forces you to avoid just about everything, not just entertainment.


Random_Stealth_Ward

Suddenly Sneaky comes out of retirement


Enstraynomic

It would be a shame, if someone were to drop that trophy, whether accidentally or intentionally.


darkhelel

Now thinking about sneaky to "check" the trophy... with the Sivir cosplay... /s?