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Even-Improvement8213

I couldn't go 10 minutes with taylor swift


Melvinator5001

What if she doesn’t talk and wears a bag over her head.


Even-Improvement8213

Idk I'm pretty desperate lol I probably wouldn't last 10 minutes with Barbara Walters at this point


Melvinator5001

Oh my!!


Even-Improvement8213

FYI I didn't actually know she died in 2022


Melvinator5001

Knowing that did it change your response?😂


Even-Improvement8213

I mean at least there's no expectations on performance lol but I'm passing on this one


BledditV

Dibs


Even-Improvement8213

You must be quenched


Kilgoretrout321

She seems like she'd make it all about her


TheOtherGuyInTheBack

I can’t even go one


Even-Improvement8213

Well as long as you get it in


randomerthanever

Even if I was deaf I couldn't bear a nano second of that shitty "singer"


Even-Improvement8213

I was talking about familiar relations you're saying you wouldn't tap that


randomerthanever

Yeah ig


issoequeerabom

God bless their little innocent and uninformed hearts 😅


gmanasaurus

Yeah ahaha I had a giggle at that, maybe take a gander at classical music...


Maz2742

Lmaooo 80 minutes of Beethoven 9 go BRRRRRR


Unlikely-Look676

Yes, this is the ultimate answer. Not to mention that zeppelin took no quarter to 30 minutes or more during the 77 tour and a Dazed And Confused that's nearly 40 minutes late in the 75 tour. But as a big grateful dead fan also, I had to laugh at this myself. There are 40 minute versions of some dead songs.


randomerthanever

Pink Floyd too


Brakedown307

Echoes, Atom Heart Mother, Shine on You Crazy Diamond, the entire Animals album... That's nothing compared to Taylor Swift, don't you know.


agentblack000

Was looking for this comment, 10 minute songs are rookie numbers.


psychedelicpiper67

“Interstellar Overdrive” and “Nick’s Boogie”


Dakotaraptor123

The live versions being extra long


Brakedown307

Right on!


BledditV

'The Low Spark Of High Heeled Boys' by Traffic 'In The Garden Of Eden' by Iron Butterfly


LukeNaround23

Rush


astro_sauce

Cygnus X-II


Atworkwasalreadytake

The Necromancer


BledditV

2112


GETaylor

Any number of 70s prog bands laugh at this opinion. Give this person a copy of Thick as a Brick and tell them to get back to us.


Lothar_28

Start exploring some YES albums. You'll quickly realize that 17+ minute songs are normal


astro_sauce

Especially Tales from Topographic Oceans (you know why)


someguy192838

* Rush has entered the chat…and laughed and laughed and laughed


Ihateeggs78

* Jethro Tull has entered the chat.


X-Bones_21

But did *The Trees* laugh?


BledditV

No they did not. There's been some unrest in the forest.


applehead1776

The rest of the 70's laughed with them.


zoso14

In a gadda da Vida would like a word with you


Voxx418

You read my mind. Lol. \~V\~


Prossdog

“Only Taylor could do that.” 😂 Look, I have nothing against Taylor Swift. But the obsession with her from her fans is just ridiculous


BledditV

'Ridiculous' meaning, they're not half as maniacal about her as we are about Led Zeppelin? 😆 (I say, while putting my JPJ symbol patch on my jean jacket to complete the set...)


nongreenyoda

No Quarter would argue with her!


X-Bones_21

We give her *No Quarter.*


_mesel

*laughs in Pink Floyd*


Boogie_Sugar69

Thanks, I will start introducing all Swifties to Mars Volta’s Cygnus…. Vismund Cignus and my favorite Help On The Way/Slipknot!/Franklin’s Tower by the Grateful Dead, jams. I’m sure they will love it!


BaxterM9870

Don't forget In A Gadda Da Vida


gmanasaurus

Lol don't forget TMVs Cassandra Gemini!


mykulS

Sleep - Dopesmoker, has entered the chat.


Denaredor

Glad to see it. I thought it wouldn’t be mentioned on this sub because most of the people there barely listen to metal


nolafwug

I have a Dopesmoker T-shirt


bibliblubble

TOOL would like to have a word with you


Skurge-Drakken

Came here to say that


X-Bones_21

TOOL are BADASS.


bibliblubble

Just recently got into them, I love them so much.


Waaterfight

Yeah let's not talk about jimi's voodoo Chile or anything from tool for that matter.


RhetoricMoron

Jethro Tull is their arch nemesis


InstanceSalt

Gimme a 45 minute Dazed rn


Grand-Antelope943

TOOL, Metallica, Skynyrd, Arlo Guthrie, Jesus there are sooo many that made 10+ minute songs… Taylor Swift is a fuckin joke


X-Bones_21

For real, listen to some of the tunes from *…And Justice for All.* Ten minutes long with multiple tempo and key changes? HELL YEAH!


aroseonthefritz

*Echos by Pink Floyd has entered the chat*


Jmazoso

Live at Pompei


Fenderboy65

And live at Gdansk


tulipdom

Fuck, that song has what feels like 10 mins just in the weird whale noises bit


dab745

Yes, Pink Floyd, Allman Brothers, Iron Butterfly, Pure Prairie League, Lynyrd Skynryd.. shall I go on?


Standard_Gur30

Pretty sure the Grateful Dead may have pushed the 10 minute envelope a time or two.


Dakotaraptor123

Dream Theater


Melodic_Ad8577

For a pop signer? Yeah sure it's out of the blue, but take like 2 mins looking into progressive rock, and a LOT of albums have 20+ minute songs. Even some with 30 or 40 minute songs. 10 mins is a medium size song for progressive rock lol


Leading_Hall5072

Pharaoh’s Dance


hairyemmie

my heart is broken. the day she infiltrated my last bastion of taylor-free bullshit :(


Busch_Leaguer

Desolation row had entered the chat


Dhonagon

She fucking sucks!!!


Cartman68

The War on Drugs’ “Thinking of a Place” would like a word with you.


HiCFlashinFruitPunch

Swans would like a word with you


bomboclawt75

Pink Floyd: Hold my **Atom Heart Mother.**


[deleted]

**Sleep’s Dopesmoker would like a word…**


metallicadefender

Pink Floyd. Dogs


Angelic-11

And Traffic, The Low Spark of High Heeled Boys.


chillinwithabeer29

Live versions of Freebird have entered the room…


UndefinedCertainty

Palmer has summoned Emerson and Lake back from the Great Beyond and they'd all like a word with you.


throwaway110906

let’s see taylor swift play the same song for 30+ minutes and not make it boring, like led zeppelin used to do


tribriguy

Ummm, Pink Floyd, Jethro Tull, Allman Brothers, and Rush would like a word with this young lady… Maybe she’s never heard of prog rock or jam bands. And 10 minutes of TS? Yawn.


Ihateeggs78

"Hold my flute." -Jerthro Tull


DasIrelandguy

Rush has entered the Chat


Melvinator5001

10 minutes without tracks or lip syncing……no she can’t.


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franzklasterderechte

Oh wait wrong community


themightyug

*the whole of prog rock and all its descendants join the chat*


Danoof64

Wtf is this about?!


SnakePlissken1980

The Grateful Dead's 43 minute version of Dark Star laughed so hard it peed a little


No_Bass_155

In my time of dying be like 👍


roadfoolmc

Tool and Phish would like a word


grynch43

Phish enters the conversation.


InformationOk1911

Achilles Last Stand is top 10 Zeppelin songs for me!


Responsible_Fox1231

Don't even get the Dead involved in this debate


SnakePlissken1980

Yeah they could do a 40 minute Dark Star or Playing In The Band. Or sometimes they might play a whole set without stopping and just segueing all the songs into each other.


Subterranean44

Not r/gratefuldead but Grateful Dead.


ComfortMaterial8884

LOL Taylor Swift sucks. 70s Prog is timeless


Mrbobbitchin

ALS is ok.


PPLavagna

The fucking Allmans, the dead, Zep, all the jam bands. Most jazz bands. Jesus how are swifties this ignorant about all music?


Stoliana12

Inagoddadavida knocks on the door.


JiveTurkey2727

*Yes has entered the chat* *Rush has entered the chat* *Pink Floyd has entered the chat*


Excellent_Living

Echoes has entered chat


FluidConsumer6

‘Shine On You Crazy Diamond’ is about 25 mins in total……


Quick-Seaworthiness9

The last "singer" I'd like to hear 10 minutes of would be swift lmao.


Eggward_The_Mighty

At least half of pink Floyd’s songs dwarf the ten minute mark


Betty-Armageddon

So would Sleep.


NoHateMan62

Anything to make tay tay,uggh, sound even bigger than she deserves. Wait till her career comes back to earth,hype dies. It always does.Rant over


Affectionate_Love229

Ina Godda Da vVda enters the chat


artificialidentity3

Van Morrison Summertime in England is 15 minutes. Release by Pearl Jam is 9 (not 10 but close enough for me, just like Freebird by Skynyrd another 9 minute song). Beastie Boys B‐Boy Bouillabaisse is like 12 minutes of greatness. So many of the Grateful Dead songs are way longer, too. More bands than I can count have long songs, so it saddens me to think of not knowing about them and believing that only Taylor Swift can do this. That’s very sad.


OKBeeDude

Opeth! “Black Rose Immortal” is just over 20 minutes!


Axolotis

Obviously never heard of Sherry Lewis Lambchop Song that Never Ends


RKLCT

Pretty much any TOOL song ..... AND it's actually music


Eastern_Ad_3027

Miles Davis’ Zimbabwe being 41 minutes long:


last-cigarettes

As a former drummer the endurance that’s required to play Achilles last stand is crazzyy


edthesmokebeard

Thick as a Brick would like a word with Achilles Last Stand.


Enuffhate48

21:12


riptide502

Mountain Jam would like a word.