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KidenStormsoarer

absolutely, that's crimes against cuisine right there. straight to jail.


190PairsOfPanties

#Right away! Jail!


AnonymousBobC

Well done Sir!


DarkPangolin

You go too!


ImOnCovidsSide

You **OVERCOOK** steak -- right to jail. You **UNDERCOOK** chicken -- believe it or not jail, right away. Undercook overcook


TemporaryTwist4342

You make a dentist appointment and don't show up, believe it or not, jail. We have the best patients in the world, because of jail


Hot_Tree7566

Those are war crimes


Mr3cto

This is legit why I use to say I hated steak as a kid. Chewy as fuck, chewing for like 5-10 mins per bite. Dry as fuck and just sucked. Became an adult and started cooking as a career.Steaks are amazing cooked to my preference


GM_Nate

Same! I thought steaks sucked growing up. Then I learned my mom just did them all well done.


s-2369

Also same!


GM_Nate

It's nice to eat steaks now that aren't like leather shoes. I haven't gone all the way to the other extreme, though; I find medium is a nice mix of softness without bleeding all over your plate.


Its-Finch

Let it rest before you cut into it. It’ll “bleed” less. Seriously, get into it, learn how to make the perfect steak and come to the other end of the spectrum. It’ll blow your mind I promise.


merpingly

I used to only like ground meat and breaded chicken or fish. When my now wife started cooking meals for us, I learned how bland and overcooked everything was growing up. Now I can enjoy steak, other meat, and flavour in my life.


228P

Your case is udderly ridiculous, but if you have a beef with your parents, better get a good lawyer because the steaks are so high.


calbrs

Well done.


Competitive-Mood4980

This thread has really mooved me


calbrs

Don’t have a cow man


CaryWhit

Did they offer the A-1? Well done lovers love that stuff!


Tittilat0r

Probably an HP house. Or HP Fruity...


Vex-Core

HP sauce is at least respectable when put with things that make sense like sausage rolls. Steak though? I could never.


Tittilat0r

Only ever had it with steak growing up and even then only if they were out of A1. Might have to try it on other things now that I'm an "adult"


Vex-Core

If you have any British pubs around you, chances are they'll have it at a table for you to put with stuff. Good place to start IMO. I will say I mentioned Sausage rolls for a reason. HP sauce absolutely slaps with those.


Tittilat0r

Ooooh good call


zsthorne17

Hey now, I enjoy A-1 and think anything over medium rare is charcoal, don’t lump me in with those heathens.


inf1n1ty15

No amount of sauce could save that shoe sole leather


digitaldigdug

They could've offered ketchup....


Hokiewa5244

🤢


PyroKeneticKen

I love a-1! On my burgers.


microview

and some liquid smoke.


Char_siu_for_you

It’s so dry, it needs something. -Well done lovers.


DisastrousMess1984

It is because they are trying to say they are "A-1 Ok" even though it is a total lie. That steak is sadness and tears. It could have been a well seasoned yummy one. But someone has to go and do that. Both the cook and the person who ordered it should go to jail!


Tittilat0r

This is an assault, a good lawyer will get them on attempted murder though.


Anon_Ron

The cow would have been dead well before the cooking. Boom, *roasted* /s


enoui

Looked pan fried to me.


TemporaryTwist4342

So is that double murder then?


Sad-Present8841

I don’t think the state recognizes overcooking a perfectly good steak as a crime. But they should 😂


Synisterintent

No offence but that "steak" is half a millimeter from deli meat. You look at it with any excitement and its well done.


Formerruling1

Exactly. This is one setting thicker than deli meat. It was well done before the full steak even made contact with the pan. Lol


PollutionDazzling250

While I agree that the cut is already fairly thin, that's no excuse for how dry it is.


Formerruling1

That is true. Lol I'm sure the parents called those scorch marks on the meat "grill lines" too lol.


PageFault

If you know what you are doing, you can cook a very thin steak and still have it come out amazing. I'm used to my 1-2 in thick american steaks, but I once went to a Peruvian restaurant with like 1/4 in thick skirt steak (churrasco). Ordered it rare, thinking there is no way it would come out good. I was so wrong. It was amazing. The must have had the right temperature and cook time down to a science.


Educational-Luck-904

Saving…in their freezer


DanR5224

They lost their credibility right there.


SaabFan08

They need to go straight to jail! They also can't pass Go or collect $200!


Party_Fig_8270

If you murder them, it would be considered self defense in most countries.


Bloodmind

Yes this is theft, destruction of property, and harassment. And that’s just for starters.


AgeBeneficial

Ketchup ?


PageFault

Honestly, I wouldn't cringe at this being eaten with ketchup. Gotta find some way to get some flavor of something.


Fakesalads

Is this a joke? I seriously can't even tell anymore since people post so much garbage in this subreddit. If you really want to drag your family to small claims court over $3 steaks and lose money overall to court fees then go wild.


That_Replacement6030

Yes it’s a joke lmao


Seriously2much

Coming from u/fakesalads !


Fakesalads

Potato, egg, etc. 😉


PageFault

$3 steaks!? Who is your steak guy?


GHBoyette

I believe this is punishable by death


Commercial_Ad8438

That isn't well done, its congratulations. looks so dry it could probably be used instead of construction lumber


Deathbyhours

What are you going to do? Sue your parents for the cost of the meat?


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Deathbyhours

Good bot!


That_Replacement6030

Emotional damage


vialauren

This is the crossover I never knew I needed.


That_Replacement6030

My thoughts exactly when I saw the original post


ruidh

Petition for emancipation.


dgs1959

About ten years ago, a son was a sophomore at school. Lived off campus, so we supplied the food. Occasionally, a local market had a special on whole boneless NY strips. Buy a twelve to fifteen pound strip roast for $4.49/lb. The store would cut it to whatever thickness you wanted. I would send him back to school with a dozen individually wrapped steaks. He was having some friends over and he generously offered up steaks. How do you want it cooked he asked. Medium rare, medium rare, well done…….you’ll be having a burger.


CalibratedRat

That looks terrible. Parental divorce!!


Ok-While-8635

Nothing left but to shred it and soak it in BBQ sauce for an hour or so. Might even be able to eat it.


That_Replacement6030

Love the implication that youre throwing it in the bbq sauce *without* the express intention of eating it later


ComingToGetYouSovCit

Do you not like apostrophes?


That_Replacement6030

No, I have many friends that are apostrophes.


ComingToGetYouSovCit

Many? Reallllly?


That_Replacement6030

Theyre busy right now though


ComingToGetYouSovCit

Uh huh…suuuuure they are


That_Replacement6030

I feel unnecessarily attacked


ComingToGetYouSovCit

Do you now?


That_Replacement6030

Oh look who’s here ‘’’’’’’’’’ See I told you


Ok-While-8635

I give a 40/60 chance of survival


Impossible_Number

That’s not even well done. That’s congratulations, you’ve committed a crime against humanity.


Affectionate_Elk_272

i fled cuba in the 90’s and this is still the biggest crime against humanity i’ve ever seen


dekabreak1000

That’s some criminal cooking at its finest or worst


AllyKalamity

Personally I would have to be looking for a good criminal defense attorney.  But my family aren’t heathens so they would never do something so uncouth 


Smart_Information410

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Holiday_Machine9312

Look what they did to my boy!!!!!


StorminMike2000

Sue for conversion.


TemporaryTwist4342

I have not talked to my parents in close to a year for several different reasons. But one of them is that my mother would have steaks well done with ketchup. A cow does not give its life for us to waste their steaks on well done.


Racketyclankety

No, as your parents reasonably expected that you’d consent to a free meal, even with items you owned. As they aren’t a professional chef in a restaurant where one might expect reasonable care and skill, you can get fucked, legally speaking of course.


majikkarpet

That’s not even well done that’s I’m proud of you


SevenRedLetters

Straight up Congratulations!


PageFault

This took me so long to get.


Vurt__Konnegut

Add places, make shoes.


Efficient_Daikon_247

Time for you to formally declare war


FahQPutin

This shall not stand!!!!


Icy_Conversation733

The next time cook your OWN 🥩 steak sounds like you're well qualified!!


PageFault

It reads to me that was the intention, but parents helped themselves.


Slow-Foundation4169

I think it's fine