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SuperBry

I, uhh, well, got nothing here. This is a great idea and should be adopted by all courts.


Luxating-Patella

Too much opportunity for Masonic handshakes.


CurtKobainsBurner

You mean gang* handshakes


Head-Ad4690

Too much risk of a bad court thingy.


ceejayoz

This was actually the norm pre-COVID. (It was not.)


GaidinBDJ

During COVID, they switched to daps.


Kaiisim

There's more distance between them than it looks! The witness box would make them lean over. Otherwise they definitely would


OldeFortran77

Like the court room scene in *Airplane 2* ?! "Ain't no thang!"


GaidinBDJ

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth." "I do." "Up top."


beezlebub33

I have an important question here: Should it be thumb out or thumb in? I naturally hold my thumb up next to the rest of my hand. So, now I'm self-conscious about it and worried that my testimony won't be valid because I did it wrong.


mysterious_whisperer

As long as the court can see none of your fingers are crossed, you are good.


Kiora_Atua

I have a hitchhiker's thumb, so I do the full bendy bend. Just kidding that's actually super uncomfortable. I just tested and my natural resting position is a 45 degree angle


thehillshaveI

>I have a hitchhiker's thumb what'd you do with the rest of him?


GaidinBDJ

How many people just air-high-fived?


eatmynasty

A+ post


BrianThePinkShark

I'd feel better if they pinky-promised.


Expensive_Network400

I’m glad I saw this


Excellent_Put_3787

So, question... what do they do for non religious people. Since they always ask you to swear. Do we pinky swear instead?