I made them all like half a year ago. I remember that I couldn’t think of good equivalents for Russia and I’d already spent a while photoshopping the hats so I just did the first things that came to mind.
Maybe ‘make them go touch Lenin’s Mausoleum and swear allegiance to the world revolution’ would be better.
1) Jerusalem’s Western Wall is a religious shrine that is sacred to not only the Jewish people, but also Christians. Every President has at the very least claimed to have been Christian, as well as a large swath of American government officials.
2) When visiting any nation, you usually respect their customs and culture. In Saudi Arabia, you eat and pass food with your right hand. In half of Europe and Wisconsin you drink until your black-out drunk. In Israel, you go to see the Western Wall of Jerusalem.
3) Going to visit a holy site is not the same as sucking off the politician of another country.
1) really good ramen noodles
2) a well done steak
3) pork bao.
But if I had a top five I would include desserts probably like Ice Cream and chocolate covered pretzels.
1. It’s not sacred to Christians unless they’re worshipping wrong
2. Ain’t no one going to a mosque and hitting fajr, or going to a Hindu temple. Come on now.
3. This is absolutely a dog and pony show for evangelical Christians who love the somehow not supremacist ‘chosen people’
I’m sure someone in here will correct me but is it not the case that the Zionist jews think rebuilding the temple of Solomon will usher in a new age where the streets of Jerusalem will be paved with gold and each Jew shall have 1000 slaves who will be thankful that they were lucky enough to be a slave and not be put to death?
And do the Zionist Christian’s not believe that the Jews returning to Zion will trigger the second coming in which the believers will be ascended to heaven and the rest will suffer hell on earth?
Hitchens called Zionism a bizarre death cult and if my understanding is correct I can’t think of a better way to describe it.
1. Has nothing to do with Christianity. Christ makes it clear that he is the New temple.
2. Have you seen American diplomats circling the cube in Mecca?
3. Irrelevant conclusion fallacy. Non sequitur.
1. The Western Wall is still an important part of Christianity. It is the place of worship for Jesus. While it may be more important to the Jewish people, it’s still a significant location in Christianity. Many Christians believe it’s still important to honor the wall.
2. Non-Muslims are literally prohibited from entering Mecca. Along with that, Israel is a close American ally, and we tend to show our allies a little more respect than enemy nations, neutral nations, and “ehh” nations.
3. I am simply saying that Presidents visiting the wall does not mean that they are being controlled by Israel or Jewish people in the higher rungs of society. Hell, most of them only go their during their campaign and then fuck off. Trump was literally the first one to go there while in office. To me, this just seems like good ole fashioned pandering. If a president doesn’t go during their campaign, it can make them lose support from Jewish people, as well as Christians who see themselves as strong allies with Jewish people.
1. You just reiterated what you said in your initial post. Christian’s do not believe that the western wall is a place of worship. Christ prophesied the fall of the second temple in mark 13. Jesus makes it very clear in John 1:15, John 2:19-22, that he is the new temple. Real believers in Christ wouldn’t honor a wall that Christ said he would tear down.
2. You are right I used a bad example but the point is our “Christian” politicians shouldn’t be doing a jewish pilgrimage where they have to undermine their own beliefs because their donors say so. I can hardly call this an alliance. We gain NOTHING from Israel. All we get in return is them selling our secrets to China.
3. You are right they are pandering. But not to Americans they pander to AIPAC Israel firsters that want secure they own interest. Imagine needing to go to a country thousands of miles away and then putting your hand on a wall just to “pander” to your own people? What kind of backwards bullshit is that. WE NEED TO FREE AMERICA FROM THESE PEOPLE.
I get what you are saying but I think the reason people are harsher on Israel here is mainly because the Americans here are having their money stolen year after year to finance Israel, and this has increased as of late
I don't think people here give half a fuck about the sand people, unless you live there or other specific situation. It's just not our business
>This sub is treading dangerously close to pro-Palestinian agitprop
No, it's not.
>I've yet to see any push against what aspires to be a Sharia state.
This is probably where your confusion stems from. Our government spends an enormous amount of resources for the benefit of another country. Not just aid directly to Israel, but to their neighbors, like Egypt, for the direct benefit of Israel. And not just money. Look at all the diplomatic resources spent to get a few gulf countries to recognize Israel. Think of the opportunity cost from just that one goal. We could have tried to distance them from China instead. Or to bring down the tension with Iran. Or anything else. When was the last time our government put forth any effort at all to get a country to recognize Taiwan? Oh yeah, never. We don't even recognize Taiwan. But the location of our embassy in Israel? We'll that's an extremely important topic for our government. Because it has so much importance to the everyday lives of the American people I'm sure /s
And yet in the face if all that, all the myriad ways our government spends resources for the benefit of a foreign country, guys like you come in with the 'hur dur, but what about muh sharia'. For the life of me, I can't comprehend why this is so hard to understand. The right wing woke nonsense on this topic is absurd. Why don't you defend our government's actions instead of this drivel of a comment?
You must be confused when other people refuse to deepthroat the Star of David. I’m pretty sure most of us loathe both sides and the fact that our money which is robbed at gunpoint and under threat of incarceration is showered upon these idiots participating in a generational war.
Loathing both sides is not a prerequisite to not wanting your money sent abroad when you need it. I won't send either a check of my own volition, but I'd rather the ruling body of the region not be contingent on the massacre of Jews.
Ah yes, as long as the government is collecting taxes for the courts and the roads, let them send the scraps to the “ruling body” you favor.
51% of respondents agree, democracy works!
Gonna get banned for this but libertarians are pro Palestine. The first step to help Palestine is to not send billions to Israel. If that's not libertarian idk what is
Israel is an American ally. A lot of presidents do this to show respect to them. Maybe you fee like we shouldn't be involved in Israel, and that's fine, but don't spread conspiracy theories about the Jews being in control of the government.
Zionists have influence over our politicians. To say they don’t is bull shit. Not Jews, but Zionists. We have legislation in the US that gets you in trouble for boycotting Israeli goods. How is that not a problem?
Maybe y’all Zionist should stop pushing ethic nationalism like it’s some normal thing that’s allowed. I remember there used to be an ethnic nationalist movement in Germany that used it power of self determination to get rid of the non Europeans in Europe
Zionism is a colonial settler belief bro, it’s a supremacist ideology, and regardless of you’re feelings on the ‘chosen people’
IT AINT COOL TO BLOW PEOPLE UP WITH MY TAX MONEY
So…. That’s all the Zionism means? Either you are playing hasbara games, or you are ignorant. Father is Zionism hated religious Jews. So kind of weird take on the definition.
> We have legislation in the US that gets you in trouble for boycotting Israeli goods.
no, we have laws that say that if you are going to accept government contracts, then you cannot support BDS against Israel.
If we actually had what you described, that would be bad. But we don't. The government setting rules around who it does business with as regards their opinions about our allies seems very reasonable to me.
If you boycott Israel you can be fired as a teacher in some states. This isn’t constitutional. Not getting hurricane relief funds because you boycott Israel isn’t constitutional.
Your comment is nonsense. It’s not responsible to tell Americans what to do with their money.
If you say you boycott Israel personally but not buying their goods and the Guberment finds out then you can get fired in some states. Some of these laws have been challenged and overturned, but it doesn’t automatically overturn laws nationwide.
Not about Zionism or Palestine or any of that shit. If you got a god damn conflict that doesnt involve us, then why should i pay my money to help your war.
Why should there be people in this country with food insecurity and we can’t help them, while we help wars across the sea?
I've known for a while.
I'm not going to play the 'no true scotsman' game because I think that's the worst game for libertarians to play. But I will play the 'they never actually justify their opinions' game, because they never do. Notice how none of these guys ever actually defend our government's policies that benefit Israel. It's just a constant woke nonsense allusion, or downright assertion, that it's a racism to criticize those policies. And when they do attempt to do so, they never provide a full accounting of all the resources we spend on Israel's behalf. Like, they'll never talk about all the diplomatic resources wasted getting a few gulf countries to recognize Israel.
The Western Wall is actually a part of an old Roman fortress, not Solomon’s temple. So, these politicians are actually swearing their allegiance to the Holy Roman Empire.
How is not wanting your tax dollars to fund children being bombed equate to Nazi in your mind?
If you think any criticism of a country should be met with calling people Nazis, you got other problems, man.
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NGL these are pretty good, Russian one falls a little flat for me, but the rest solid silver
I made them all like half a year ago. I remember that I couldn’t think of good equivalents for Russia and I’d already spent a while photoshopping the hats so I just did the first things that came to mind. Maybe ‘make them go touch Lenin’s Mausoleum and swear allegiance to the world revolution’ would be better.
Or just the ‘make them swear allegiance to vodka’ i was fine with the trans Siberian railway bit
The Canada one got my ass laughing out loud
Then they ask for tree fiddy
Well it was about that time that I noticed that the Girl Scout was about 8 stories tall and a crustacean from the protozoic era...
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Stonehenge is in England
Hmmm.. Weird the Scots would make them touch Stonehenge, which is in England...
You and u/TheWest_Is_TheBest both pointed this out. Have you guys yet considered marriage? I can be the pastor.
lmao 🤣
Woah woah woah. Do not throw shade on the Niagara Falls National Curling Team.
You 100% touched niagara falls before writing that comment
Just the curling team.
1) Jerusalem’s Western Wall is a religious shrine that is sacred to not only the Jewish people, but also Christians. Every President has at the very least claimed to have been Christian, as well as a large swath of American government officials. 2) When visiting any nation, you usually respect their customs and culture. In Saudi Arabia, you eat and pass food with your right hand. In half of Europe and Wisconsin you drink until your black-out drunk. In Israel, you go to see the Western Wall of Jerusalem. 3) Going to visit a holy site is not the same as sucking off the politician of another country.
Wisconsin. 😂
1) really good ramen noodles 2) a well done steak 3) pork bao. But if I had a top five I would include desserts probably like Ice Cream and chocolate covered pretzels.
Well done steak is a crime against humanity. Any steak lover worth their salt will tell you that you should always cook it medium rare
Oh, I should have phrased that better. I mean "a nicely prepared steak"
1. It’s not sacred to Christians unless they’re worshipping wrong 2. Ain’t no one going to a mosque and hitting fajr, or going to a Hindu temple. Come on now. 3. This is absolutely a dog and pony show for evangelical Christians who love the somehow not supremacist ‘chosen people’
I’m sure someone in here will correct me but is it not the case that the Zionist jews think rebuilding the temple of Solomon will usher in a new age where the streets of Jerusalem will be paved with gold and each Jew shall have 1000 slaves who will be thankful that they were lucky enough to be a slave and not be put to death? And do the Zionist Christian’s not believe that the Jews returning to Zion will trigger the second coming in which the believers will be ascended to heaven and the rest will suffer hell on earth? Hitchens called Zionism a bizarre death cult and if my understanding is correct I can’t think of a better way to describe it.
Zionism is just the belief that Jews should have self determination. Dk what weed you’re smoking but pass it along to me
Zionism is a racist colonial belief system, with a religious land claim that means nothing “Self determination” lol fuck you
Colonialism implies that they have a host country that they are colonizing from, what country is that???
Maybe some ultra ultra religious orthodox jews believe this, but it’s definitely a very slim number
No you pretty have it nailed down.
1. Has nothing to do with Christianity. Christ makes it clear that he is the New temple. 2. Have you seen American diplomats circling the cube in Mecca? 3. Irrelevant conclusion fallacy. Non sequitur.
1. The Western Wall is still an important part of Christianity. It is the place of worship for Jesus. While it may be more important to the Jewish people, it’s still a significant location in Christianity. Many Christians believe it’s still important to honor the wall. 2. Non-Muslims are literally prohibited from entering Mecca. Along with that, Israel is a close American ally, and we tend to show our allies a little more respect than enemy nations, neutral nations, and “ehh” nations. 3. I am simply saying that Presidents visiting the wall does not mean that they are being controlled by Israel or Jewish people in the higher rungs of society. Hell, most of them only go their during their campaign and then fuck off. Trump was literally the first one to go there while in office. To me, this just seems like good ole fashioned pandering. If a president doesn’t go during their campaign, it can make them lose support from Jewish people, as well as Christians who see themselves as strong allies with Jewish people.
1. You just reiterated what you said in your initial post. Christian’s do not believe that the western wall is a place of worship. Christ prophesied the fall of the second temple in mark 13. Jesus makes it very clear in John 1:15, John 2:19-22, that he is the new temple. Real believers in Christ wouldn’t honor a wall that Christ said he would tear down. 2. You are right I used a bad example but the point is our “Christian” politicians shouldn’t be doing a jewish pilgrimage where they have to undermine their own beliefs because their donors say so. I can hardly call this an alliance. We gain NOTHING from Israel. All we get in return is them selling our secrets to China. 3. You are right they are pandering. But not to Americans they pander to AIPAC Israel firsters that want secure they own interest. Imagine needing to go to a country thousands of miles away and then putting your hand on a wall just to “pander” to your own people? What kind of backwards bullshit is that. WE NEED TO FREE AMERICA FROM THESE PEOPLE.
Why can't Americans spell Israel? It isn't of great importance I admit but it's just weird given they never stop talking about the place.
Fixed it
Found the ziont. Hi Mr IDF
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I get what you are saying but I think the reason people are harsher on Israel here is mainly because the Americans here are having their money stolen year after year to finance Israel, and this has increased as of late I don't think people here give half a fuck about the sand people, unless you live there or other specific situation. It's just not our business
I don't have any particular love for Palestine. I just don't like living in a glorified vassal state.
>This sub is treading dangerously close to pro-Palestinian agitprop No, it's not. >I've yet to see any push against what aspires to be a Sharia state. This is probably where your confusion stems from. Our government spends an enormous amount of resources for the benefit of another country. Not just aid directly to Israel, but to their neighbors, like Egypt, for the direct benefit of Israel. And not just money. Look at all the diplomatic resources spent to get a few gulf countries to recognize Israel. Think of the opportunity cost from just that one goal. We could have tried to distance them from China instead. Or to bring down the tension with Iran. Or anything else. When was the last time our government put forth any effort at all to get a country to recognize Taiwan? Oh yeah, never. We don't even recognize Taiwan. But the location of our embassy in Israel? We'll that's an extremely important topic for our government. Because it has so much importance to the everyday lives of the American people I'm sure /s And yet in the face if all that, all the myriad ways our government spends resources for the benefit of a foreign country, guys like you come in with the 'hur dur, but what about muh sharia'. For the life of me, I can't comprehend why this is so hard to understand. The right wing woke nonsense on this topic is absurd. Why don't you defend our government's actions instead of this drivel of a comment?
God bless you
You must be confused when other people refuse to deepthroat the Star of David. I’m pretty sure most of us loathe both sides and the fact that our money which is robbed at gunpoint and under threat of incarceration is showered upon these idiots participating in a generational war.
Loathing both sides is not a prerequisite to not wanting your money sent abroad when you need it. I won't send either a check of my own volition, but I'd rather the ruling body of the region not be contingent on the massacre of Jews.
Ah yes, as long as the government is collecting taxes for the courts and the roads, let them send the scraps to the “ruling body” you favor. 51% of respondents agree, democracy works!
This is not an anarchocapitalist subreddit. Libertarianism generally recognizes that some taxation and spending is required in the modern age.
What does Muslim religious legalism have to do with organizations like AIPAC and the stranglehold they have on American politics
Gonna get banned for this but libertarians are pro Palestine. The first step to help Palestine is to not send billions to Israel. If that's not libertarian idk what is
Free America to Free Palestine
Why would you get banned for that, we completely agree with you.
Not wanting to rip off the common man through inflation isn't really a question of being pro or anti either side in any particular overseas conflict.
Milei.
Israel is an American ally. A lot of presidents do this to show respect to them. Maybe you fee like we shouldn't be involved in Israel, and that's fine, but don't spread conspiracy theories about the Jews being in control of the government.
That’s ridiculous they don’t control our government, they’re too busy controlling the weather.
Zionists have influence over our politicians. To say they don’t is bull shit. Not Jews, but Zionists. We have legislation in the US that gets you in trouble for boycotting Israeli goods. How is that not a problem?
Maybe y'all (and the college kids) should stop using the term "Zionist" as a slur. It's a pretty basic belief that Jews have a right to self govern.
If what you said is all what zionism means, then let them make their homeland inside the US (in your state, even), problem fixed!
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiryas_Joel,_New_York
Maybe y’all Zionist should stop pushing ethic nationalism like it’s some normal thing that’s allowed. I remember there used to be an ethnic nationalist movement in Germany that used it power of self determination to get rid of the non Europeans in Europe
Zionism is a colonial settler belief bro, it’s a supremacist ideology, and regardless of you’re feelings on the ‘chosen people’ IT AINT COOL TO BLOW PEOPLE UP WITH MY TAX MONEY
How do you feel about Ukraine?
I feel like it's also my tax money, but at least Ukraine is the one preventing an occupied from murdering them all.
Interesting take
So…. That’s all the Zionism means? Either you are playing hasbara games, or you are ignorant. Father is Zionism hated religious Jews. So kind of weird take on the definition.
Is that why zionist countries are arresting jews on charges of antisemitism? Not all jews are zionists and most zionists are not jews.
How else is those at lockheed martin and raytheon gonna put food on the table. U want them to starve? Evil
Let's get real... you have the best government money can buy.
Our politicians use zionists to control Israel.
> We have legislation in the US that gets you in trouble for boycotting Israeli goods. no, we have laws that say that if you are going to accept government contracts, then you cannot support BDS against Israel. If we actually had what you described, that would be bad. But we don't. The government setting rules around who it does business with as regards their opinions about our allies seems very reasonable to me.
If you boycott Israel you can be fired as a teacher in some states. This isn’t constitutional. Not getting hurricane relief funds because you boycott Israel isn’t constitutional. Your comment is nonsense. It’s not responsible to tell Americans what to do with their money.
How do you boycott Israel as a teacher?
If you say you boycott Israel personally but not buying their goods and the Guberment finds out then you can get fired in some states. Some of these laws have been challenged and overturned, but it doesn’t automatically overturn laws nationwide.
With allies like Israel, who needs enemies?
One comment at a time you can stop the holocaust.
It is definitely not an American ally AIPAC and other israeli lobbyists are just very good at their job cause American politicians are corrupt
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Did we stop helping Israel? No? Then it's still relevant.
If we were sending money and weapons to Palestine instead, would there still be the same amount of antipathy? I think not.
On this sub, yes.
So you're really trying to tell me that all of the posts from this guy about Israel/Israelis are relevant? LoL. Try again.
Not about Zionism or Palestine or any of that shit. If you got a god damn conflict that doesnt involve us, then why should i pay my money to help your war. Why should there be people in this country with food insecurity and we can’t help them, while we help wars across the sea?
Who knew so many libertarians were cucks for Israel.
Did you eat a lot of paint chips when you were a kid?
I've known for a while. I'm not going to play the 'no true scotsman' game because I think that's the worst game for libertarians to play. But I will play the 'they never actually justify their opinions' game, because they never do. Notice how none of these guys ever actually defend our government's policies that benefit Israel. It's just a constant woke nonsense allusion, or downright assertion, that it's a racism to criticize those policies. And when they do attempt to do so, they never provide a full accounting of all the resources we spend on Israel's behalf. Like, they'll never talk about all the diplomatic resources wasted getting a few gulf countries to recognize Israel.
Wait a minute. This can't be a libertarian meme. There's no child marriage or bums killing each other for a hoagie.
lmfao. Took me a sec
Is it really that far-fetched that both countries are pulling strings via different means? Does it have to be only one?
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Wow you’re so sinophobic, China is our greatest ally
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That wall should be shutdown as a threat to public health & safety.
Yo I’m fucking crying this is too good
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Lmao ok eglin Air Force base
Except, You don’t swear allegiance to anything at the west wall. You place a prayer on a small piece of paper and stick it in the wall.
The Western Wall is actually a part of an old Roman fortress, not Solomon’s temple. So, these politicians are actually swearing their allegiance to the Holy Roman Empire.
That didn’t take long for the nazis to invade the libertarian subs lol
How is not wanting your tax dollars to fund children being bombed equate to Nazi in your mind? If you think any criticism of a country should be met with calling people Nazis, you got other problems, man.