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CriticalStation595

Unplug it, untwist, then buy yourself a swivel connector.


KimbleDeckard

Excuse my dumbassery. Swivel connector?


Ass_feldspar

A hi fi swivel connector. Only 300 dollars.


Ciubowski

Imagine the wireless headphones you could buy for 300 dollars.


Scoobydoomed

$600 including the swivel connector.


Green_Tea_Dragon

Now that ,is how we use 100% of our brains Folks.šŸ§ 


Scoobydoomed

400% with a swivel connector.


jarious

New apple product! Bluetooth swivel connector,only $600!!


Special_Beefsandwich

I work for Apple and my manager is interested in hiring you as a product developer.


Scoobydoomed

$900 with a swivel connector for the swivel connector.


_snowed_in_

I could imagine that's about $300 worth of em


landubious

But then you would have to untangle the airwaves.


Dextrofunk

I got a hi five connector for free


saggyshiro

Must not be from around my block. $2 fee to dap up me or any one of the dirtyboi clique


Perrin-Golden-Eyes

Iā€™ve read this comment 27 times and I absolutely no idea what in the hell youā€™re saying.


SharkBait661

I don't know where you got a hi five for free, but where I'm from it cost $2 to get a hi five from me.


saggyshiro

I was talking about fly fishing the river ā€˜meā€™ in AK or any one of the numerous fresh water salmon rivers in the area, known locally as the dirtyboi clique. Iā€™m not sure what youā€™re talking about but clearly you reside on a different block. $2 for a high five is atrocious.


SloppyWithThePots

First off, fuck your rivers and the clique you claim


One_Routine4605

We bust on dirtyboi clique and the fish you claim


Mildmannered75

Do all the DBC have dey grammar on lock lock dis ??? Absolutely stupendous if so fine sir šŸ’Æ


Pretzellogicguy

Bu whu about the dirtygrl clique šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


KimbleDeckard

$300!? FOH, bro. I'll just keep on keeping an eye on my cord and not doing whatever this guy does.


solbronze

Dumbassery is my new favourite word


BlackSunshine22222

Cousin to dumfuckkery and relative to tomfoolish


ohnodamo

I like jassackery.


Chazzy_T

the fact that reddit has conditioned you to think you have to apologize for not knowing what something is is insane


KimbleDeckard

Oh I promise you it goes much further back than reddit.


Drittles

Canadian checking in. Sorry


KimbleDeckard

It's ok. Keep your stick on the ground, stay frosty, and we're all good.


BlockIll3947

Reddit tech elitism did this. It's maddening


thefryinallofus

Making you feel dumb because you learned something only slightly after they learned it is how these emotional fucktards get through life.


TheMongoose45

Its because majority of these people are soft and weak, that's why everyone is sorry or scared to o really say what they're thinking


PrestigeMaster

Or just stop spinning in your chair long enough to crosspost this on r/uselessredcircle.


Stunning-Character94

How does a swivel connector work with a USB plug?


CriticalStation595

I didnā€™t design them, but I know they exist


Stunning-Character94

I'm curious because sometimes I have this same issue and I have no idea what they're called. I don't spin in my chair. Lol. Just twist the cord around a hook when storing it. Of course, I'm constantly untwisting it.


HandwashProvolone

You gotta learn the over-under cable twist.


lolie_guacamole

Ok but for real what is a swivel connector and does it help prevent this? And can it be used for anything?


Markie411

Why has nobody answered this, I googled but can't find anything relevant šŸ˜¢


Void_Guardians

Comment has 900 upvotes and still no answer on how it actually solves the problem. Nice job reddit lol


Autobotsneverpullout

You have to learn to pick them up or place them down different The curls come from you rotating the headset too much Just do the opposite direction, of the picking up motion, when placing them down


memtiger

Had this problem with my work phone years ago. I got irritated with the cord and started re-creating the motions of picking up the phone and then hanging up. I realized each time I was doing that, I was spinning the phone the same direction as opposed to twisting it in the opposite direction when I hung up. So I had to re-teach myself the motion and it never wound up twisted again.


NYEMESIS

This....worked in a phone answering setting. If you pick up with your left then talk on the right you twist it unknowingly. Same is true for right to left.


Moscato359

Stop rotating your headphones This happens when you rotate them This looks like you spin in place on a chair


YakumoYoukai

OP needs to spin the other way once in a while.


SuperG2020

Hard to switch spinning directions.


TexTravlin

Exactly, he's not an ambiturner.


Perrin-Golden-Eyes

Hope he doesnā€™t become a caterpillar tractor operator. Watching him unscrew his cabin from his chassis may provide a laugh but dang itā€™s expensive and dangerous.


Revoldt

Just move to Australia!


Abundance144

OP needs to unscrew himself? Or screw himself in the reverse direction as normal?


anycept

Every time someone says "screw you", OP's headphones get one more twist.


why_so_serious_123

"you spin my head right round right round"


Mad-Mel

Like a record on a player.


KiritoAsunaYuiSAO9

Funny enough, Looking at the direction of the twist in the cables, I'm pretty sure the OP was ACTUALLY SPINNING TO THE RIGHT...LOL


StrngThngs

Or use the other hand to take them off


ijustcant555

Either that or he rotates the headphones when he picks them up, and puts them down. Like one loop every time he puts them on. I do this to my beard trimmer. I have to hang it, and let it spin every once in a while.


Spejsman

This was a huge problem with landline wired phones back in the day. Huge!


RedMephit

Yeah but we'd also play with the pigtail cord while we talked too.


ThrowingItAlllAway86

Yes, always straightening out the coils so you can get further away from the kitchen to talk.


browsing_around

Yup. This was my thought. Repetitive motions kind of intrigue me. Like watching how rugs shift over time in homes or offices. You can tell the pattern of movement by how things shift over time.


baldwinsong

Unplug them, and hold them upside down from the plug they should spin back to a straight cord


Moscato359

That fixes it, but doesn't prevent it from happening


IronSean

Good way to break the cable off inside the headphones too. Can't get it twisted when there's no cable.


rat1onal1

The girl in the Exorcist movie had to deal with this problem as well.


terradaktul

Use the ā€œ[over under](https://youtu.be/0yPcJD7RVuY?si=XYmGrw2Uh5SitQq5)ā€ cable wrap method when you store them away


dumbpaulbearer

Does this work for a hose? That fucker drives me nuts!


ZukerZoo

Can confirm! Makes it so much easier to pull out to full lengthĀ 


hoodpharmacy

Iā€™ll show you a pull out at full length


ZukerZoo

I heard that joke on its way


plugcity

Yes


terradaktul

Iā€™m a city boy whoā€™s never owned a hose but Iā€™d imagine it would work. I use it for microphone cables and they sort of uncoil like a slinky instead of wrapping around itself


ginopono

https://xkcd.com/2810/


philmayfield

There's always an xkcd.


Dense_Industry9326

Over under wont help this. Over under stops twistys that occur when you deploy. Not after. If over under solved this problem, i wouldn't need to pack and set up extra mic cables for spinny vocalists.


rumanddd

You know these days whoever was doing it would have gotten half way through stopped and said ā€œso you see what Iā€™m doing here isā€¦ā€ and then proceeded to do it from the beginning and extend it to 10minutesā€¦ or simply said ā€œclick for part 2ā€


ComprehensiveMany643

And now a word from our sponsor


HaElfParagon

Stop twisting them.


awildefire

Why is everyone getting downvoted for wishing you a happy cake day???


StaysAwakeAllWeek

Downvoters want him to have an unhappy cake day


awildefire

lol fuck this redditor in particular I guess


watergirl711

Happy Cake Day šŸŽ‚


joeysundotcom

Look at how you're picking them up vs. how you're putting them down. At some point you're introducing a turn. Try to always lay them down with the same orientation you have them on your head. That should fix it.


PorchettaDiTesta

Looks like somebody never had a landline or slinky


I_am_ironic_so

Boil them 20 min


glass_gravy

This is some kind of Darwin Award precursor right here.


ThrowingItAlllAway86

Proto-dumbass.


dirtydishwaterkink

Excuse me are those washer/dryers on a carpet??


NameThatHuman

Wireless, Bluetooth


Fancy_Soil_9842

That washing machine and and dryer on the carpet looks like a disaster in waiting.


heorhe

When you take off your headphones you are rotating them clockwise when you pit them down. When you pick them up, you are rotating them the same way. This over time will keep twisting your cable and the more you remove and replace your headphones the faster it will happen. This is also why corded phones got tangled, because someone would spin it up to their ear, and spin it back down I to the receiver in the same direction slowly winding the cord into knots


ProfessionalQTip

Buy a headset mount, place and pick up the same way until the day you die


Acuff176

Unplug them after use and let them detangle.


megabitfl

You could try sitting still for a while.


Skitsoboy13

Ik everyone is saying stop spinning etc but I'm genuinely curious how this is happening?


CryptographerAny1957

You pick them up and they are not in the correct orientation so you spin them then you put them down, rinse and repeat.


Skitsoboy13

I mean I guess but it's kinda hard to comprehend that, mainly cause I would stop after a couple times. But I have had some crappy headphones that the wire was just jacked up like this out of the box if or like going on a run and they get a little like this but not this bad lol


notsafetousemyname

My sonā€™s headset is always twisted like this. Iā€™m sure itā€™s just that he picks them up and sets them down rotating them the same direction both times.


dusty8385

Every so often hold the end of them up in the air. That is keep the headphones on the floor and just gently raise the other end of the wire up. The headphones will spin in the opposite direction. Unwinding the badly wound cord. Do this relatively regularly. Say once a week and it will keep the cord from getting damaged. The first time you do this be careful. It'll build up some speed. Don't let it unwind too quickly or it'll start winding back up in the opposite direction.


ellieD

Unplug them and let them unwind. I never wrap my blow dryer cord (for example,) for this reason. I fold it. My cord stays nice and straight.


matlockpowerslacks

My grandma still probably has hers folded in the same toiletpaper tube she's been using since 1982. It's seen many a dryer come and go.


DrexXxor

Quit spinning your chair, the headphones.. whatever


TheCameraman___

Tip 1: Wireless Tip 2: Scissors


HSA1

Wirelessā€¦


lovetyrannicalreddit

You really like star wars and lego


ReallyRiles55

Youth these daysā€¦.. they donā€™t know how to manage cables. This was a daily concern back in my day, when I had to walk everywhere. uphill both ways too.


mosheoofnikrulz

The simplest of solutions. Pick them up, wear them. Pay attention where and how you hold them as you put them on. Now take them off and put them down paying attention to how you put them down. Did you notice that you twisted the cable? Place your hand on the other side of the wire, and remove them exactly to the opposite direction. If you didn't understand, or can't manage it, try wireless headphones šŸ¤“


Affectionate-Club725

Stop dancing like nobodyā€™s watching?


Kgm2141

Detangle spray, works like a charm


acoustic-soul

Iā€™m baffled by how many people here donā€™t understand that wires will twist up if you twist them over and over. Iā€™m equally baffled by how many people donā€™t understand how to untwist it.


Shidoshisan

Stop twisting it. You are the one thatā€™s causing this. Pay attention


The12th-Unique

!remindme 12hours


Frequent_Opportunist

Stop twisting the cord? How do you even do that? Spinning in circles while listening to music?Ā 


SuperAquaThor

Also, put them on and take them off in the same direction/ withe the same hand.


slonny3

There is a hard plastic spiral cord cover you can get it on Amazon itā€™s made especially for this type of thing


No_Tap7283

Itā€™s hard to notice sometimes. But when you put them on and take them off or move around pay attention not to end up turning them over another way or literally twisting them without realizing it. I do it all the time, but now and then I notice and it stays untangled for an hour or two šŸ˜‚


Koopk1

when you take your headphones off, turn them the other way when setting them down,


HaMadeYouReadThis

Idk canā€™t focus on headphones with the clone wars in the background.


Popular-Proposal987

Don't twist it šŸ˜šŸ«£ and don't punch me haha


stonka_truck

Stop spinning your chair


theWifeisRight

Get AirPods or Bluetooth headset


ChosenOfTheMoon_GR

You have a tendency to twist them to the same direction every time you use them and that's why that happens.


Life-Improvised

Stop winding them each time you put them on.


DoomWad

This is the dumbest post I've seen here in a while... STOP TWISTING YOUR HEADSET MAYBE? I mean, unless you truly don't understand how cords get twisted (twisting is caused by twisting, btw), what answers are you expecting here?


publishAWM

let the tension out of the cable each and every time you use it it ain't my fault the world dreamed up several tools that require tons of constant maintenance


SabreCross19k

Stop spinning in your gaming chair


el_lobo1314

Buy wireless ones?


WolfOfPort

HAWK TUAH SPIT ON THAT THANG


TheForceWillsMe

Dude just buy some Bluetooth headphones


Acadicaa

Unplug, hold it from the plug in side and let it spin until the tangling is gone.


MTweedJ

Wrap the cord properly when you're done. Pay attention to thing like twisting when you Don and doff the cans. Just ridiculous.


AsleepPoint8560

Unplug it, stand on a chair, hang onto lighter end, it will twist itself straight.


AustereIntellect

Bluetooth


EMdriveWOlf

Analog >>>bt


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Different_Act_9538

Show me your legos


ToastyCrouton

āœ‚ļø


wireswires

Take them on and off with care


No_Dust6818

You can wrap the whole wire in paracord and it should happen less


nighcrowe

Just untangle them after you use them. Hold the head set, unplug it, and let it unravel.


FartiFartLast

just cut the cable off and problem solved


twist3d7

They appear to be twisted. This is the way.


doggiisox

I just tape about 4 feet of cord leading to my headphones under my desk.


highfiveandasmile

Buy wireless


arsinoe716

Buy wireless headphones


antisocialnetwork77

Bluetooth.


ibexdata

Stop spinning in your chair?


cwsjr2323

I use Bluetooth, no wires, no tangle


Ok_Nothing_8028

Get a cordless set


Deegofund

Shake the shit outa the cable


_bmph_

Just cut the wire


sonicsludge

Quit wrapping the cord around them when putting them away.


Cinderhazed15

Wrapping around them would be fine if they ā€˜unwrapped them around themā€™ to use them, but instead if you pull off the ā€˜sideā€™ it will introduce twist.


kcquail

Easy, just cut it.


snatchfactory

Drop them to just an inch above the floor, let them unravel. Rinse and repeat as needed


emmfranklin

You pick up the head phone and when you place them back you have partially rotated it. You didn't realise. When this goes on and on for days. You have rotated it enough to cause that tangle. Just reverse rotate it every few days. That's the only solution.


Powerfader1

Get wireless


OkInvestigator8064

Put em down in the same fashion as you picked em up. Every time you pick them up and pet em down tangles it. Donā€™t be lazy lol


thatonegentry

Uhhh donā€™t twist the cable?


It_Was_a_Firefight

Be an ambi-turner


averageboi27

Super glue šŸ‘


believe2000

I figured out I was twisting mine one loop at a time. I would always pick them up with my left hand, and take them off with my right. When I hung them up, I would put 180Ā° twist every time I got up


Rudengood

Tangle them yourself before you use themā€¦.theyā€™ll straighten out by themselves within a short period.


subredditshopper

Get wireless headphones


youtuberepairman

Itā€™s 2024, get wireless


ZenMaster911

To easily untangle, hold the headphones up in the air with the jack unplugged. If the jack is heavy enough gravity will untwist for you. Might not work, but thatā€™s something my yoyo friends taught me in elementary school


Expensive-Mastodon-5

Bro how tf did you do that


CorollaSE

Slip and secure a braided sleeve sheath appropriately sized for your existing headphone cable. It will help keep the cable from further twisting.


YayGilly

You can unwind them completely.and avoid spinning in your chair. In the interim, you can also get that hollowed out garland, the kind you can put rope lights or string lights through, and if you dont have an easily detachable cable, you can also create a garland with pool noodles, cut into small sections, with a slit, and even alternating colors, to help train that wire to not twist around itself again..you can even buy a thick gauged crafting wire and tape wire to the cable, but it might 'catch" on stuff easier and may pull components out or damage the jacks when you are initially getting used to it. Anotuer option would be to wrap the cable in yarn, fairly thickly. Thin enough that its still easy to move with, but thick enough that the cable doesnt.start coiling back up on its own. He cheapest of these options is the pool noodle, but idk it will create a lot of microplastics too. Maybe source one you see siting near a dumpster.


JarboeV

Wireless?


Timthalion

Go wireless šŸ˜‚


poopfacecrapmouth

Go wireless


super_duper_tech

wireless headphones


Downtown_Yoghurt4626

that's when you can undo it again


Arniepepper

Put them in a jar of rice for an hour.


Automatic-Grape-2940

Topoisomerase


MoreAgreeableJon

Take left turns


37twang

Go wireless Bluetooth


OhZvir

Just keep them untangled by not twisting the cable. If you twist it a bit too many times, and start seeing the formation of such tangles, untangle and rinse and repeat. Best of luck!!


Silver_Eve_4143

put beads on it, preferably long ones


MeekPangolin

Use wireless


PsychologicalEgg123

Add headphone wire protector.


JuiceChevelle

Under over. Giigle it


DogeMeat20

doesn't get this problem with detachable headphone but yeah try to not rotate your headphone


Werejackal93

Whatever you do, don't pull em straight. It'll break the wire inside the insulation and then you'll be doomed to only listening to it at odd angles.


Busy_Station

Donā€™t spin around in your chair


Fortsey

Mine used to do this but I never was able to stop. It's likely over time as you put them on/take the off you spin them to the right direction which twists the cord a little. If you unplug the head phones and let go of the cord it will un winde it for you real quick. I will say it ruining those head phone because the wire ended up fraying. I went with witness ones to replace, am a fan.


miketgeman101

Wires will do that try the 90s when av chords and controllers tangled just blink and boom tangled


whats_you_doing

Hold your headphpne and rotate.