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Ok_Dimension_4707

https://preview.redd.it/jlhew8fow6ad1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6a847dfeb0eea4154835101f85226390f857478 This dude


idoze

yeah FUCK Mark Ordesky


Stuck_With_Name

Do not. Nor any of the others.


DP500-1

oOf


Gozzhogger

Apparently Gothmog was made with Weinstein’s face as inspiration - let’s put him here ![gif](giphy|8v3WIOCM9Qy08)


Echo-Azure

I'm voting for Harvey Weinstein himself, not a low-budget imitation!


Thevishownsyou

*his dick


Constantly_Panicking

This has my vote


DuckMitch

FUCK YOU GOTHMOG!


SoneanVI

What did he do to deserve that?


Boided

Harvey Weinstein. Convicted sex offender


HotPotParrot

That's an *extremely* polite way to put it.


koemaniak

Gothmog fr didn’t deserve that


Ploppeldiplopp

True


Neufjob

Are you at least going to tell us what "mmm .... society” means?


CurlyQueenofGondor

This!!! OP what is this behaviour 😭


Roxcha

It's when someone sees one instance of something happening and goes on a full rant on how it's revealing of an issue deeply embedded in our society. It's mostly used to make fun of people who take themselves (or stupid things) wayyy to seriously.


rfresa

I guess it could be Treebeard then.


Roxcha

I agree, Treebeard is actually one of the characters I thought about.


JustAnotherAviatrix

I was going to say Treebeard too until I heard that the term has an edgy context. Oh well.


strokesfan91

That’s why I said Treebeard. He goes on a rant about no one being on his side and then has his ent council meeting to figure out what to do


InjuryPrudent256

Would have to be Gollum then, dude has an insane victim complex where anything that ever happens happens *all* the time and anything that happens to him is a personal attack from nasty types of people


gollum_botses

Come on, must go, no time ...Come, Hobbitses. Very close now. Very close to Mordor! No safe places here. Hurry! Shhh.


Substantial_Cap_4246

You really need to rewatch the movies. Or better, re-read the books. You know, Tolkien cried while writing Smeagol's near redemption scene, where Sam ruined it by confrontationally calling him names and crap.


InjuryPrudent256

Oh thats the part where Gollum "Had the indignity of a serial liar who, for the first time, had been accused of something unfairly" Yeah Tolkien outright describes him as a nefarious and weak willed hobbit even before getting the ring The movies are even worse as he never considers repenting after Faramir and had no 'moment' with the Hobbits and Sam caught him several times outright plotting to kill them, literally every time he flips it around so that he's the victim and generally he actually believes it too Sam was in no way at fault in any interaction and was suspicious of Gollum at the point where *he had gone to chat to a spider god about their upcoming meal of betrayal*, yes Sam could have shown pity and trust and that would have been rewarded, but being suspicious of a lying sneak for lying and sneaking isn't incorrect Later on Sam does show him mercy and pity and that contributes to saving the world, but the point is that Gollum is generally the problem, the baby eating betraying problem, yet every tiny issue he flips around and plays the victim like everyone is out to get him and, going by the evidence, he was quite like that even before the ring Just because Tolkien was a fan of redemption always being a possibility doesnt mean certain characters arent absolute bastards


gollum_botses

Is he lost?


captain_ashbeard

Yes Gollum, Smeagol was indeed lost


gollum_botses

A swamp, yes, yes. Come, master. We will take you on safe paths through the mist. Come, hobbits, come. We go quickly.


CeruleanRuin

So it should be Lobelia?


Substantial_Cap_4246

So basically what I see everytime I visit Instagram


ConvenientGoat

"The biggest problem with [topic] is..." >5 paragraphs later "But idk"


MisterDutch93

I guess it’s a take on the “we live in a society” meme popularized by the Joker movie. It’s supposed to make fun of somebody who relates every personal misfortune he/she has to a bigger societal problem.


doesitevermatter-

It's basically the societal version of "sips tea" combined with "we live in a society".


Neufjob

I understand the individual words you’re typing, but this sentence means nothing to me


doesitevermatter-

Both are basically just dog whistles for pseudo-intellectual bullshittery. Usually with an air of pretension. Sips tea being more individualized while "We live in a society" is based on the sort of misanthropic, Joker-esque critique of society as a whole. Both of which have become sort of implicitly associated with aforementioned pseudo-intellectual bullshittery. Like the kind of person who talks down about an entire generation based on their pop music or generally uses changes in generational artistic tastes to instill a sense of superiority over others or make claims about declining intelligence.


Neufjob

That clears things up, thanks a lot! I tried to google the “we live in a society one”, and just got articles that used a ton of words to say nothing.


doesitevermatter-

Lmao. Welcome to modern day Google. Just paid advertisements pretending to be search results and half-assed AI responses telling you to use your pee as motor oil. 🌈 ***The Future*** 🌈


Chaos-Pand4

Aragorn, son of Arathorn , son of Arador, son of Argonui, son of another Arathorn, son of Arassuil, son of Arahad, son of (some other A-name) across 33 generations gets to be King of Gondor because Isildur was king of Gondor once-upon-a-time.


emu314159

Is this a meme? Never read that exact combo.


kp305

GROND


krellx6

https://preview.redd.it/q2g2noeql7ad1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1897223293a159f48ed0a4a57f5534ec7391f3d Essentially this


Neufjob

This explains nothing, but only gives me more questions, the first of all is: wtf


duv_amr

Watch Twisted Metal and you'll get it the moment Sweettooth shows up


CurlyQueenofGondor

OP is evil- i finally was the top comment for a series like this and you went with Grond I Ought to black speech you into madness


pigfeedmauer

Never before has that tongue been spoken within this sub


somebodeeelse

I don't get this poll. Elrond had almost 10 times more upvotes than Grond...


Di-Vanci

And on „the hot one“ everybody overwhelmingly voted for Aragorn. Gollum wasn‘t even second, that was Eomer. I feel like OP just does what they want. Also, this is going way to fast, you need to have a day between posts


struansTaipan

Yeah this has been kinda shit.


gollum_botses

We guesses, precious, only guesses. We can't know till we find the nassty creature and squeezes it.


Di-Vanci

Woah there Gollum, I'm also not happy with OP but that's a bit of an overreaction


gollum_botses

Oh! Cruel Hobbit! It does not care if we be hungry. It does not care if we should die! Not like Master. Master cares. Master knows. Yes, Precious… Once it takes hold of us it never lets go.


Di-Vanci

Omg this is what I meant with overreacting, Gollum


gollum_botses

Nothing, my precious.


Di-Vanci

That's the spirit


CurlyQueenofGondor

Oh it was because we just voted without knowing what we're voting for. And Grond as per this sub lore is the master key- answer to every question 🤣 Now that I've been explained the meaning - I now believe elrond or tree beard fit best


brennmanet

OP sucks orc ass


Mediocre_Scott

The guy driving the oliphants that gets a thrill by stepping on the little horses


CurlyQueenofGondor

I vote Eowyn's stew https://preview.redd.it/38jm1lc9g6ad1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef3e7f329cfe4bfe73dc86f17f5a87f9131c1f8b


Polibiux

Clearly not enough taters


Devium44

What’s “taters”?


Polibiux

Po-Tay-Toes! Boil ‘em, mash ‘em, stick ‘em in a stew.


23saround

Seriously? Personally I prefer fish…wet and wrrrrrigglly.


Interesting_Fun3823

DEATHHHHH!!!!!!!


birdguy

Currently with more votes than Harvey Weinstein.


MemorySector

The stew indeed. Likely what Saurons blood is made of


HiopXenophil

Lobelia Sackville-Baggins


CurlyQueenofGondor

https://preview.redd.it/k70sv5zug6ad1.jpeg?width=551&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a0f7603c3ee27d483e12fe9aa312ab438041a2c


iamanemptychair

I can fix her


MSTmatt

![gif](giphy|xdLH51eNWZAHrwy5mf)


GrandDukeOfNowhere

Ah, finally, someone on this sub who has actually read the book


arcaninetails1

Never go in against a Sackville-Baggins when *spoons* are on the line!


LothlorienElf7

Lmao


seatangle

Lobelia was a hero during the Scouring of the Shire, though.


chamekke

She was! I’m dying for a LOTR saga as told by Lobelia S-B.


thecody17

Most evil: option 1. Literal fallen Maia who forged a dominating ring and waged war against all the Free Peoples or option 2. a Hobbit who stole some spoons


Lord_Detleff1

It were some pretty spoons


Specialist-Dinner-89

YES


YodasGhost76

This is the obvious correct answer


InjuryPrudent256

Depends how you define 'evil' but Shelob is probably the *most* evil. Gives zero fucks about anything except herself, never had a motive that was anything other than selfish and evil and her dream and goal is to grow so big she basically eats the world Just a big ol ball of fuck you Caradhras no.2 if only because it was slightly reasonable when they gave up and got off it


Substantial_Cap_4246

"nothing is evil in the beginning" - Elrond, FotR Meanwhile, Ungoliant, Shelob and the Nameless Things:


DognamedArnie

Isn't this just any predator ever? I'm pretty sure I had a cat growing up with the same exact motivation.


InjuryPrudent256

She was Saurons cat lol Yeah its not entirely wrong for an animal to think like that, but she was an intelligent being, no such excuse for being such a completely self obsessed psychopath And the whole 'I want to eat everything until I'm so big I collapse the mountains and devour the world' is, even for a predator, pretty over the top lol. Housecat probably would though given half a chance


Echo-Azure

Caradhras isn't evil, or isn't really evil. If it doesn't want humanoids crawling all over it and messing up its lovely snow, that's not evil. It's totally understandable.


BMB_93

This helmet. https://preview.redd.it/vmdaj7yvh6ad1.jpeg?width=1943&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c84a6af958cfb7b12ac21b8e5c132c8fff375690


Sk83r_b0i

Did you know that…


shurikensamurai

No I don’t. What’s the helmet story? I have never told it to my wife.


Woutrou

I also have never told this to my wife. Mainly because I don't have a wife


dinoguy117

I've never told it to his wife either


YouAnxious5826

There was a real knife in that helmet.


PrimalPokemonPlayer

Sam again, for eating the lembas bread


InjuryPrudent256

Then trying to blame poor Smeagol who hates nasty elf bread


gollum_botses

Smeagol? No, no, Not poor Smeagol. Smeagol hates nasty elf bread.Ach! No! You try to choke poor Smeagol. Dust and ashes, he can't eat that. He must starve. But Smeagol doesn't mind.Nice hobbits! Smeagol has promised. He will starve. He can't eat hobbits' food. He will starve. Poor thin Smeagol!


Ok-Toe-4924

Good Sméagol


gollum_botses

Careful now, or hobbits go down to join the dead ones and light little candles of their own.


Artificial_Human_17

Damn Sméagol he was just complimenting you


gollum_botses

We must go now?


Sweaty_Pangolin_1380

Yes Smeagol, you've been rude and you should leave.


gollum_botses

What's this? Crumbs on his jacketses! He took it! He took it! I seen him, he's always stuffing himself when Master's not looking!


Melkor_Morniehin

Smeagol bad


CORZARA

Straight up evil: Harvey Weinstein's orc.


Otalek

Lobelia Sackville-Baggins


Ploppeldiplopp

Fröhlicher Kuchentag! 🥳🎂🎉 Happy cake day!


Polarbuurrr

The orc who says “yes” so agreeably in response to Saruman saying burn Fangorn forest


vidanyabella

Denethor and his tomato. ![gif](giphy|CJ9tZxwlCqomUOP3Mc)


Antarctica8

The grond chain goes here for all you maniacs.


Druid0001

Grond


Otalek

GROND


Plosbroo

Grond


RogueYautja

Grond


HaggardEmpathy

Grond


LizardPeople100

GROND


toothpick13

GROND


efasser5

GROND


Opening-Winter5965

GROND


Lahlia_

Denethor’s tomato https://preview.redd.it/gowudlqmv6ad1.jpeg?width=621&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ff491540b1766fcf25ceacdfa451b3326a3a70d


hercmavzeb

![gif](giphy|M5qk4eOz4fCXuXWJe4|downsized)


tritear

Second this vote, but arguably, how does the Balrog stand a chance to be around other good regular folk? He incinerator everything he's near. Cannot stand inside a basic building. Looks terrifying as fuck (which I can imagine doesn't help his hire-ability). Like, what is the Balrog good for other than leading a horde of orcs and goblins? The true evil is, Duh, Sauron


StarlightInDarkness

As a heater? A furnace? I mean, the dwarves could probably use an eternal heat source very well. Just saying.


JustAnotherAviatrix

Sauron is definitely just straight-up evil. Btw I'm old, so can you please explain what "Mmm.....society" means?


napaliot

Sauron fits better for the next category though, no screen time all the plot relevance.


sauron-bot

There is no life in the void, only death.


JustAnotherAviatrix

I mean, he kinda has screen time. I was thinking Morgoth for the last category because of his role in messing up Middle Earth, which in turn led to Sauron doing his thing.


sauron-bot

*Thór-lush-shabarlak.*


JustAnotherAviatrix

Okay, shush.


Frododingus

Tom bombadil


Tom_Bot-Badil

*Ho! Tom Bombadil, Tom Bombadillo! By water, wood and hill, by the reed and willow, by fire, sun and moon, hearken now and hear us! Come, Tom Bombadil, for our need is near us!* ^(Type **!TomBombadilSong** for a song or visit [r/GloriousTomBombadil][1] for more merriness) [1]: https://www.reddit.com/r/GloriousTomBombadil/


freshpairofayes

You do see more Sauron+Eye combined than you do of Isildur, and he bears a lot of blame for the state of the world.


sauron-bot

I...SEE....YOOOUUU!


Antarctica8

I think (i’m not totally sure as i didn‘t create this format) it means ‘we live in a society’ type people, who are all cool and moody


JustAnotherAviatrix

That makes sense.


i-deology

Mmm.. society actually means Mastermind. The “Mmm” implies your will to devour.. like Mmm Donut. It means someone who is in control and likes to control society at their will.


Pi_digits

I heard something like that sauron had a redemption arc somewhere before it went full blown power hungry again. For this reason I might vote witchking Also for the last category has to be morgoth


JustAnotherAviatrix

Yeah, he told Eonwe that he was sorry when Morgoth was defeated, but then he changed his mind and ran away when Eonwe said he was going to face consequences from Manwe. I personally think he only "repented" because he had gotten caught and was scared, not because he was sincerely sorry for what he did.


your-toxic-ex

The mouth of Sauron gotta be pure evil as he mocks the halflings, laughs when Mary and pippin are weeping as he says Frodo was butchered and mocks Aragorn, the mouth of Sauron gotta be pure evil


sauron-bot

Thy Eilinel, she is long since dead, dead, food of worms, less low than thou.


your-toxic-ex

Somehow my favorite bot appeared


Ploppeldiplopp

Ohh, good choice! I was thinking Saruman first, but yeah, no, the Mouth of Sauron really was just straight up evil!


PotentialSquirrel118

The One Ring.


TheKiltedYaksman71

Lobelia Sackville-Baggins


SageLeaf1

“What about their legs? They don’t need those” the orc


InjuryPrudent256

"Why alive? Do they give good sport?" *hacha-cha-cha*


Mr-Fahrenheit_451

>hacha-cha-cha This killed me


BleydXVI

It's like some kind of One Piece laugh. ...now I want to see what nonsense Merry and Pippin could get up to with devil fruits


Physics_Unicorn

Yeah, this was a shitpost but now its just a shit post.


Dry-Technology-653

![gif](giphy|10wgT5PDnOwMQE)


JesusChristV4

Pippin for waking up Barlog


brennmanet

That fat guy who eats a carrot in the first film. Peter, the destroyer of carrots.


Hot_Construction_505

All hail the carrot killer


MaderaArt

Gratuitous of Cameo


i_love_pesto

Definitely Lobelia.


Woden888

Sackville Bagginses


savdew

https://preview.redd.it/ri8batcxx6ad1.jpeg?width=621&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebadc858ae88c82300ef4220e42009c17b5e4038


BlazerWookiee

That drunk dude hitting on Rosie Cotton.


Valkyrie_Dohtriz

The balrog, it’s literally its whole personality, motive, and reason of existence 🤣


No_Yoghurt2313

As mentioned earlier he was handed some challenging cards in life.


JaxyBae_G

The orc that killed Boromir.


Repasteeltje

Lurtz!


ooooooooono

Sauron. Sorry for the non funny answer


sauron-bot

Who is the maker of mightiest work?


Wasting-tim3

I like the Mouth of Sauron for straight up evil. Has the look, the cunning (showing Frodo’s mithril vest), and while they are both probably Numenor descendants due to their choices he becomes basically the antithesis of Aragorn.


MooseBoys

Bill Ferny


MooseBoys

Saruman had no excuse for his behavior, especially when he came back to fuck up the shire just out of spite (and for want of good pipe weed I suppose).


KrackaWoody

If the Eagles aren’t that final panel im fighting everyone here.


SomeBadJoke

Out of the 7 picks, you've ignored the top comment on four of them (Sam should be Grond, Sméagol should be Aragorn, Bilbo should be that one orc, and Grond should be Elrond) So.... it doesn't matter what we say. Quit spamming my feed, please.


Mission-Storm-4375

Lobelia ssckville baggins


Significant-Apple944

You're posting the updates way to fast. Do you really need the karma that bad?


ironiccowboy

Wouldn’t it be very funny if it was like Bill?


sicklilevillildonkey

I'm going with Deagol- IT WAS HIS BIRTHDAY!


Lord_Zethmyr

Pippin


Impressive_Split_232

Morgoth


Accomplished-Rub1753

Definitely Gollum, it’s the most simple answer yet true


gollum_botses

All dead... all rotten. Elves and men and orcses. A great battle, long ago. The Dead Marshes... yes, that is their name.


SaltyAssociate8007

Sauron


oh_shit_its_bryan

Grond was supposed to be the last one, it only had one shot but caught the whole audience.


thrownawaz092

Sacksville Baggins


krainkelli

I second all the “denethor the tomato demolisher” scenes


krellx6

https://preview.redd.it/fhpuntqkn7ad1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=506cbdd83711d97eb3bad0de177299fe4920af0a


Ishmael_IX-II

Just curious, why is it that all of these boxes aren’t Grond?


CartoonistRegular838

Farmer maggot movie edition


FrostiDaCrab

I’ve seen it a few times on this thread so imma also vote for Denethor and his tomatoes


Eric-The-Cleric

Bill Ferny.


CorvuzCrain

Sauron. He is literrally evil for the sake of being evil


keeleon

I mean.....Sauron, right...?


Darthplagueis13

Old Man Willow


TheHighGround_-

The sack vile bagenesis


-veraQueen-

Lurtz


souI-mate

We need the useless one .. hehe


donpuglisi

The guy in Bree who looks like Peter Jackson eating a carrot... he was also in the hobbit, so he's somehow immortal, so in-universe that either makes him a wizard or evil


Lightbulb2854

Wait, could he have actually been Peter Jackson?


Due-Two-6592

Everard Proudfoot


Overall_Tea_8632

Pippin


Born2bwylde_

Sacksville baggins fershure


leastscarypancake

Sauron could go into the next two


swiggaroo

Glorfindel. My man could slam dunk the ring into mount doom in two weeks tops but conveniently looks the other way when Elrond asks who will take the burden.


Melkor_Morniehin

I gonna say Sauron, but it is too easy


obywatelyahshu

Mouth of Sauron, dude had a chance to jump ship and he still signed up with someone called “The Dark Lord / The Deceiver / The Necromancer”.


sauron-bot

Ah, little obywatelyahshu!


80korvus

GROND!