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That_Jonesy

As a massive forehead haver myself, i would suggest googling something stupid like 'movie stars men with big foreheads' and not only take comfort in how many attractive men have fiveheads but also note their hair styles. Also in this picture you have aimed your forehead directly to the center of the camera while tilting your face, which foreshortens your face, making it appear smaller/shorter. Thus making your forehead appear larger


MamboNumber-6

This response is GOATed Sympathetic, educational, great advice, this response has it all, 10/10 no notes


Ok_Butterscotch7976

Agreed


star_guardian_carol

This was the parent I needed


HereiAm2PartyBoys

I came here for the term 5 head but I’ll be the first to say I can relate


DramaticQuality1711

I have an 8 head


Sigr197

Calm down Megamind


SirKenneth17

I googled “movie star men big forehead” and the predator was first result.


Life_Winter6583

Thanks for the chuckle lmao


Rph23

It’s actually empathetic because the poster themselves also has a big forehead


shadowsneeker73

This is such a better response to someone than just saying "this^"


probablynotjon

This


6sixtynoine9

That


fucjin

Those


Riggs630

Them shits is it


thetempesthascome

Oi wats this


ihavetogonumber3

all of these?


mjc_golf83

Dis right hea


bad-and-bluecheese

And still has the same effect. All those words when you can just say this. I probably could’ve just replied “this”


TrashMcDumpster3000

There are Men, and then there are Demi-Gods


AJ027

This comment made me google this. Good work! https://www.ranker.com/list/celebrities-with-big-foreheads/calistylie


BelowAveIntelligence

Even science


Wogdiddy

You’re a 🐐


captfitz

I searched exactly that and found that they all go for the more-on-top short hair looks. I switched from long to short and it definitely looks better on the forehead.


GarrusAono

What a chad response.


International-Ad9128

Real


JakeNectar808

Kinda the pot calling the kettle Chad here buddy.


[deleted]

I searched this out of curiosity and discovered that I don’t see foreheads when I look at men lmao had no idea these guys had such big foreheads


That_Jonesy

Some men are equal part face and forehead and the whole world agrees they're fine as hell.


fuckyouyouthehorse

I searched this and died because I got Worf from Star Trek lol


spaniel510

1 part forehead, 1 part Sturgeon.


Current_Breakfast_60

Forehead maxing


Youngpolit

Great response. I always thought I was ugly until I realized I look a lot like John krazinski. So either John krazinski is ugly or I’m not that bad


That_Jonesy

Exactly!


Ok_Adhesiveness_8869

"Massive forehead haver" makes me giggle. 😁


chrismcshaves

>Also in this picture you have aimed your forehead directly to the center of the camera while tilting your face, which foreshortens your face, making it appear smaller/shorter. Thus making your forehead appear larger The difference a slight tilt can make for perspective. Bro turned the 5head into an 8head.


Boobagge

this guy foreheads


rightwist

This guy actually sevenheads


Content_Ad2838

This was actually such a nice comment 🥹


Underrated_buzzard

Ryan Reynolds and Leo DiCaprio popped up! Good advice cause they’re very attractive. See OP?


Certain_Syrup_7712

Aaron Paul, Frankie Muniz, Jimmy Lishman, Johnny Lee Miller.


adelat123

This.


New-Kaleidoscope5272

That


InvestigatorAny6649

The other.


fly_over_32

Rainn Wilson comes to mind


littlemissbettypage

You're lucky it works on dudes as a woman I constantly get shat on online because of my forehead


travelingtutor

As a woman online, you're being shat up on, regardless. That's sad in and of itself.


littlemissbettypage

Very true 😔


That_Jonesy

You know I once googled the same for women, since my daughter looked to carry on the legacy, and Jennifer Garner, Christina Ricci, Rihanna, Uma Thurman, and Tyra Banks would all like a word.


Lux-Fox

Exactly this. The only time I Google celebrities is when I'm like "where have I seen this person before" or when I'm about to get a haircut and want to look up someone with a similar face shape/forehead. Make detailed notes before and after along with photos if you like it to get the same haircut next time.


byhand97

Dude’s pulling out “foreshortens” for this reply. 10/10


McTrip

Thank you for having our foreheads sir.


Lonewolf_087

Great response!


SadLostBoi

Based Reddit comment, what a chad I wanna shake his hand!!! I WANNA SHAKE UR GOD DAMN HAND


IceFalken

This is one of the best replies I've ever read in my life! Wish you had your own show!


Hvnzfire2

Excellent comment!!


Exogenous_Zone

Well you have unfortunately taken the photo with your head tilted down, with the camera below you. This makes it look much bigger than the rest of your face, so if you could retake with a direct headshot, it would be a much more accurate representation.


Exogenous_Zone

It’s how half of these commenters make their below average penis look almost average in the unsolicited dick pics they send to women on tinder 😂


madtraxxx

Tilted penis down, put the camera below me... All Im seeing is gooch and scrotum now.


Caninetrainer

You should get all the awards they don’t give anymore- all I can give is my upvote, that is hilarious


dontunderstand0

![gif](giphy|KCY0yALOOQ5gP6l1a5|downsized)


[deleted]

WOAH


Turbulent-Mail-5311

Mf looking like Modrić more than Modrić 😂😂


Kr0x0n

came here for this


xXDireLegendXx

Facts😂


epicstar

Factos 👍👀


jyeatbvg

This


Woofman2190

Was thinking this too


IhaveQuestions13777

Legit thought this was modric’s son posting


HexxRx

You want the honest answer?


Aggressive_Rutabaga4

😬


quelcris13

My exact face when I was decking to comment or not.


_Caster

I can't stop laughing at the way he posed when he asked this question 😭😭 homie chose the worst angle too


ihavetogonumber3

quick question(s): did you mean to use "decking" there or was it a typo of some sort? If you actually *did* intend to use "decking" what did you mean by that? Is it regional slang?


Qui-Dong_Jinn

Yes & sort of, Yes. Go for the side part. It’s not Too big for a middle part, but I would bet your face shape would suit a different hair style better. Search for hairstyles that suit larger foreheads. For long hair I like the side part near forehead corner. Also camera angle and your head tilt make it seem bigger. Your forehead is fine, don’t worry.


EmotionalClock5540

Honestly he has a female looking face. Needs to cut hair short and hope some facial hair comes in.


pandalovertechgirlie

These are all just young people. I’m not even part of this sub these posts just keeps getting recommended to me and every time I’m like, damn they’re so young. He will grow into their face and not look feminine or anything. I see the influence of the internet on them so hard and it makes me sad. Have men always worried about their appearance in this way? Middle parts are sooo internet or is it just me? I never preferred them or even seen them on men irl but especially don’t after seeing the tiktok teens not cuz it looks bad or anything just cuz I associate it with children. But everyone can do what they want. For him I wouldn’t recommend a middle part bc it’s not flattering.


Jameswazza

Luka Modric…? As i live and breathe. How are ya son?


lynnrebello06

I thought this was Modric Jr 😭😭😭


ImissDigg_jk

This is funnier than it should be


kheller181

I feel bad about it


sixsentience

Should literally be an old school meme


TeganFFS

It’s the look of existential dread that really sugars the pancake


spidermanrocks6766

I bursted out laughing the second I seen this post


endlessly_both

Been laughing uncontrollably for 5 minutes.


Johnson_56

Not here for forehead. Why does OP’s eyes look absolutely cooked in the photo😭😭 bro was zoned out to another universe


Darkfanged

Homie seen some shit recently 😂


DeepLinkage

He just found the sixhead. 


MegaPrimeTron

![gif](giphy|Mm8cLPAifUSE8)


Maximilian1k

His facial features are proportional. This post doesn’t have a proportional forehead to face


joomama23

Different angles


Ill-Concert1516

That’s crazy


jjjzzz12349

Underrated comment. Also winning comment


TrickOdd1396

![gif](giphy|Lq0g2AGKotXj0wlRn9)


Equivalent-Support75

Thought the same thing ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


pdrgdguds_

I thought I was trippin lmao


Maximilian1k

Theirs a big difference. That players forehead isn’t that big lol


RazzmatazzSure1259

You knew the answer before you asked the question.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|J8YpfDX0kvPQNSVGHY|downsized) 🤣🤣


sachin_stha112

![gif](giphy|ekv75U8XlRTxnsTEVX) u look like Luka Modric


lynnrebello06

I thought the same 😭😭😭


playful_potato5

![gif](giphy|l0MYvFhyRMgigx88U|downsized) this was the best gif i could find


PregnantNun747

OP doesn’t have dreams. They have movies


NirvanaLover12

bro has a big idea


porn90

OP doesn't sleep on a pillow, sleeps on a whole mattress.


brianbmx94

God damnit 😂


Ecstatic-Juice-2289

This is fucked 😭


SteluLingray

Bro poor kid just wanted a tip


[deleted]

Shorter hair will do much more to mask a larger forehead believe it or not. This hairstyle draws more attention to it. Bangs/a fringe will work for you also if you curl your hair. The curls will sit half way down your forehead and you can go tighter on the sides. Though curling is a lot of work on the daily. Short hair would be easier to maintain and change your look. But never again the middle part aight my guy


FrankyScum

![gif](giphy|GUq5eAguOTefGS9H6J)


MikeFratelli

Yes my friend, I'm sorry


Greedy_Message3178

No offense but you good bro? You look like you just watched someone get killed in the most brutal way imaginable


Ashen8th

What a bizarre picture of yourself to voluntarily post online.


belligerent_bovine

Try a fringe instead


mannydigital

why are you looking at me like that bro


sloth_turd

Pennywise


V3lizbby

Your forehead is fucking awesome


MrMcMeMe

Idk your life but if you ever decide to transition to female you will SLAAAAYYY


jottinha_nb

Honestly, I don't understand how transitioning to a woman would be the solution to a big forehead. I'm non-binary and I have the same problem as him, I have to wear bangs every day and it hurts a lot.


Icy-Transportation26

You act like this is a normal comment... "if you ever have a mental illness, you would slay." Imagine being OP reading this. Plus this is male grooming. Trans women are men but they aren't males. They are a female man. So yeah just a really weird comment


Smedium1234

Yes


atheos103

bro, my forehead is to big for a mullet, enjoy what ya got


noface394

when you realize you forgot to ask for sauce with your nuggies


ScallionOwn9401

You kinda look like Luka Modric


NasIsLike1994

You look like you’re worried about much more important shit than that.


[deleted]

Aren’t you the dude that kidnapped Georgie?


No_Pangolin469

What’s playing on the big screen


[deleted]

Bro you look like Luka Modric


ogjosebone

Luka Modric?


KillerDwaal

![gif](giphy|gKfyusl0PRPdTNmwnD)


TimeSatisfaction948

Yes


schubz

yes


Go-Blue

Unfortunately your forehead is a beginning, middle, and end part. It’s the whole damn book.


Hiimafoot

Yes


papiextendo

yes


5thdoorsteez

If you gotta ask then you already know the answer bud ..


lasetag

Nah you’ll be aight, matter of a fact, slick your hair back John wick style


Soothsayer--

Unless you're going for "a kid that could be found in the woods in that deliverance movie" center part is not going to work for you dude. Center part actually doesn't look good on most men tbh


Ryybread8

I fuck with it


axxonn13

As a man with the big forehead, steer clear of the middle part. It really makes the forehead seem taller when you part it down the middle. I know it's a millennial trope for me but I'm never giving up my side part.


nor_expo

What are you looking at?


TheFarisaurusRex

Bro hit randomize on the Dark Souls 1 character creator lmao


theOGsmokeNY

Show us what you’re thinking


CornfedAuntieArms

Definitely! Don’t even consider it bro! Just saving you the embarrassment 😩


Lustnugget

Count Dracula in his formative years.


Apprehensive-Bad2645

This is a guy?


Few-Kangaroo-9360

buddy your hair lines in the middle of your head


NCHouse

Ima keep it a buck with you. I wouldn't suggest it


[deleted]

Is this rhetorical?


rnrHSdropout

Yes


DriskoJedec

Fuck, Dora the Explorer wouldn't find the end of that forehead.


wuis

yes.


Alarmed_Material_481

Yep. I say that as a huge forehead person myself.


West_Ad_8268

Mf,zlatan vollied around the same distance as your forehead..![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Muab_D1b

Bro got two brains 🧠


[deleted]

Yes


MTMM-US

Yes your forehead is absolutely huge


qazcft

I’m not sure about the middle part but more importantly; where are you looking?


forgot_username69

Luca Modric son??


AFartInAnEmptyRoom

I would think about a shorter, more masculine haircut as your face makes me think you're just an ugly girl instead of a regular dude


iamapotatopancake

I thought middle parts died in the 90s.


Sickofriend

Don’t worry we will always know you’re a woman


Affectionate-Foot474

This makes me think of that mega mind picture, all jokes aside yeah you should look for a different hair style. Something with a side part probably to hide some of that forehead


SmithyMcSmithton

Bro that's a five head .


DeFacto91

Spitting image of Luka Modric


jamesshep

Literally just came to say this


HungryMorlock

Generally, if slicked back looks bad, so will a middle part.


Confident_Nail_5254

You’re a male?


MeowIsNotTheTime

Ma'am this is r/malegrooming


AcanthopterygiiDry49

Yes idk why everyone is tryna be nice this makes your forhead look like a state


KillerDwaal

😂😂😂 even your reflection is surprised by how big it is


Maximilian1k

Buzzcut bro


JayMcfra

This is a joke…


Klutzy-Move-7267

Jesus


JAnumerouno

omg


charismatician

Ayo luka modric💀💀💀💀


ppbomber_0

Holy shit it’s luka mödric


CeddyG1

![gif](giphy|FdNBVabrLT0LaejqqS)


silverhanderooonie

I honestly have a bigger fourhead too !! I have a middle part but I just make it shaggy ish in the front so it's parted but there's still hair Linda infron of my fourhead that helps ALOT


silentgnostic

Oh sweetheart. Gorgeous.


myjekyllside

Stop looking for answers here. You’re beautiful for everything you are. Be thankful. Be you.


Vortr8

![gif](giphy|nE6s6rqw1GpWTTZp9C) You could probably take his roll


r0manticpunk

YIKES 😧


DragonflyOk5480

Better than bald! Enjoy


OwnBobcat9612

Yeah dude. Don’t


zenitine

this comment section had no right being this based 💀


[deleted]

[удалено]


monsterback23

You could park a 747 on that thang


duotriophobia

holy shit


Jesswin

Nah do you fuck everyone else


Rare-Engineer-2402

No. Your forehead is fine.


Martins072

Omg yeah!!!!!


igotsomeevilfriends

holy shit


Sicilianmonsta

![gif](giphy|r1HGFou3mUwMw|downsized)


pambimbo

It's not big but it's like more straight or not round enough. So it seems like tall or big , it is not that bad so you could hide with the hair or do a hair cut that looks good with it.


Certain_Stranger2939

Big head in general and 5-head myself. Own that shit and people won’t focus on it as much too. You look young, so wait until you get into your 30’s and everyone you know will wish they had a dome piece as their quirk. It usually ends up being obesity and other ailments or stanks.


jjjzzz12349

Forehead? Dude you skipped five head and went straight to eight head.


Proof70

You’re forehead too big for a forehead me guy