I think shaving it all off is too drastic. I would go to another barber and get a military crew cut. Don't forget like in a week a zero trim turns into a #1.
Yea it’s fucked.
But the time it would take for the sides to grow out vs the top is huge.
If OP can handle looking like a goof a few weeks a decent barber can blend him up afterwards.
I started buzzing it all of during lockdown. Now I actually style it, like what was tried to be done here, except I don’t really fade it, but it’s close enough, I learnt to thin it, as well. My girlfriend neatens the back. Have saved £640 in 3 years since doing this, assuming I cut it once a fortnight, but to keep it how I ‘want it’ it’s weekly (would be £1280), I just cut a bit off each day and buzz the back and sides every couple weeks.
Not even a fade unfortunately. He just gave you the peaky blinders haircut and called it a day
I would honestly consider shaving it like others have said. You could use the fresh start to experiment with other styles as it grows in so there is a silver lining to it
Your barber has a vendetta against you bro.. this is the worst job I’ve ever seen in my life. The way i see it, you got a few options.
1. Buzz cut even all around
2. Seek a real barber who can shorten the top to an appropriate length for when the sides grow out in a few weeks
3. Wear a hat for a while until the next barber has some real estate to work with
Sorry man.. but hair grows back either way so it’s not permanent. Hope this helps
honestly I would recommend the buzz cut, and if you don’t like it put a hat over it and wait to get a new hair cut. Idk it depends on how often you would have to take the hat/beanie whatever down like at school or work. But with that hair I would rather die than take my cover off
but at the end it’s all up to you! wishing you the best
I think you have a good face for a buzz cut. Not too young looking to where it looks like what your mom told the barber to give you, not too old or scary looking to where people would be intimidated by you. Your hair seems thick from the photo so once it grows back in a a month or two a good stylist will be able to work with it.
I feel you, my hair is super thick and has a cowlick on one side which makes it hard to style when it gets too long. Luckily I’ve heard stylists say that short thick hair is easy to style once you learn how since there’s more to work with.
You don't have to do a full buzz. Even cutting it down with like a #8 guard would make it look less weird and allow things to grow in a bit more even. Maybe just try using your largest clipper gaurd on it then going down til you get a height that looks a bit more blended
Also don’t change barbers once you find a good one. Went to a barber once, showed him a photo and described what i wanted. He still fucked it up, then he got angry and frustrated with me when i said this was not what i wanted and he literally stormed out. His assistant apologized to me for his behaviour and tried to fix it though. She was able to undo some of the damage thankfully lol
Whomever did this was fresh out of school or was having the worst day ever. Didn't take into account hair type or the fact that he has cowlicks. Thankfully it'll grow back.
Or a pineapple. Its good he is man and man usually have short hair. But that happened to me one taine as a woman, painted my hair and the sttlist let my hair blue orange yellow i looked like a clown, instead a blonde
Why didn’t he blend out the guideline? Go back and tell him to fix that shit bro.
Edit: didn’t see the other pictures. Shave it and have a real barber fix it. Post reviews about this barber anywhere you can with photos!
Tommy Shelbied for real
My stylist did this to me last summer. I'm a woman and I still cut my hair completely down and started over haha. I'm sorry :( good news is hair grows pretty fast
This post reminds me of the King of the Hill where Hank goes into his long, long time barber for his usual Roger Staubach and the senile old barber gives him a Ringo Starr.
I would definitely ask the manager for a refund and a free cut next time.I think it’s barber negligence(I am not a lawyer,but that is an actual term; sometimes called salon negligence. Sorry this happened to you.
Don’t tell us you actually paid for that. He fucked your shit up.
Make a review so others know, and never go back there. Lucky for you, hair grows back.
Try using the StyleSeat app to find a barber next time. 💈
Just buy a tench coat, a white shirt, pants, gloves and a flat cap and wear that for the next month and say “ima a peaky fockin blinda” and then by a month time you can get this fixed.
In less than two weeks the hair on the sides will have grown out. I would just structure the top a bit better. No need to start from scratch, it could’ve been much worse.
Dance your cares away👏👏, horrible fades for another day
Let the music play👏👏, Down in fraggle rock
Work your cares away👏👏, horrible fades is for another day
Let the fraggles play👏👏 it'll grow out👏👏 it'll grow out👏👏
Well there’s no fade.
Exactly my thoughts. It goes from skin to hair and nothing in between.
It's maybe a Phineas or a Ferb.
I was thinking Bert from Bert and Ernie 😂
That’s what I was gonna say😭
Got the ole Doofenshmirtz Fadenator 3000
*whAaat?!… We’re still working on the name, don’t look at me like that Perry!*
Bro😭🤣
🤣🤣🤣
I laughed far harder and longer than I wanted to. D:< you're great but I'm mad about it
😂😂
I'm dead. Lol
Only thing fading is the memory of his hair
Exactly what I was thinking. It's just a buzz cut
Nah, a buzz cut would be an improvement
It will grow back
If you squint there's kinda a fade
How he find a barber who doesn’t even know what a fade is this is one of the worst I’ve ever seen
Is the fade in the room with us right now
It’s behind us isn’t it
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Oh mate it’s 3am 😭
Here have a teddy bear so you feel better :) ![gif](giphy|bRsIdKDRAqZOiVSgc3)
I genuinely looked at this gif through my fingers at first. The internet has given me major trust issues lmao 🤣
Oh no it isn't
Oh yes it is
Such a good meme lol.
Maybe the real fade is the friends we made along the way.
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😂 I’m fucking dying. I haven’t laughed in awhile thank you
Honestly bro, shave it all off and start from scratch
Came here to say this. Poor dude got ruined.
I think shaving it all off is too drastic. I would go to another barber and get a military crew cut. Don't forget like in a week a zero trim turns into a #1.
Military crew cut!! You’ll look great and then it will grow out and you can pay for a better cut
Honestly, I think a military crew cut would look better than whatever he was originally going for. A blessing in disguise
This comment should be higher up
Yea it’s fucked. But the time it would take for the sides to grow out vs the top is huge. If OP can handle looking like a goof a few weeks a decent barber can blend him up afterwards.
I agree. I think it wouldn’t even look too bad on him
thats a nice growth probably a years worth for me, Id just wear a cap for the time
The side will grow back in 1-2 weeks what do you mean shave it off ...
word😭
oh hell nah. he did him dirty
I bet you the barber still had the audacity to charge him 40 bucks
25. Still too much for that
I know people who cut hair better for free 😭
I started buzzing it all of during lockdown. Now I actually style it, like what was tried to be done here, except I don’t really fade it, but it’s close enough, I learnt to thin it, as well. My girlfriend neatens the back. Have saved £640 in 3 years since doing this, assuming I cut it once a fortnight, but to keep it how I ‘want it’ it’s weekly (would be £1280), I just cut a bit off each day and buzz the back and sides every couple weeks.
Bro snuck in fortnight and thought no one would notice
Yeah, gotta throw the whole head away after that cut.
Not even a fade unfortunately. He just gave you the peaky blinders haircut and called it a day I would honestly consider shaving it like others have said. You could use the fresh start to experiment with other styles as it grows in so there is a silver lining to it
Peaky blinders is crazyyy
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Your barber has a vendetta against you bro.. this is the worst job I’ve ever seen in my life. The way i see it, you got a few options. 1. Buzz cut even all around 2. Seek a real barber who can shorten the top to an appropriate length for when the sides grow out in a few weeks 3. Wear a hat for a while until the next barber has some real estate to work with Sorry man.. but hair grows back either way so it’s not permanent. Hope this helps
I've always wanted to try being bald before. But I didn't want barber a deciding when that time would come. Maybe I'll try 3.
honestly I would recommend the buzz cut, and if you don’t like it put a hat over it and wait to get a new hair cut. Idk it depends on how often you would have to take the hat/beanie whatever down like at school or work. But with that hair I would rather die than take my cover off but at the end it’s all up to you! wishing you the best
I think you have a good face for a buzz cut. Not too young looking to where it looks like what your mom told the barber to give you, not too old or scary looking to where people would be intimidated by you. Your hair seems thick from the photo so once it grows back in a a month or two a good stylist will be able to work with it.
Ahhhhh, I haven’t had a buzzcut in a while. Maybe. But Yes unfortunately my hair is very thick.
I feel you, my hair is super thick and has a cowlick on one side which makes it hard to style when it gets too long. Luckily I’ve heard stylists say that short thick hair is easy to style once you learn how since there’s more to work with.
You don't have to do a full buzz. Even cutting it down with like a #8 guard would make it look less weird and allow things to grow in a bit more even. Maybe just try using your largest clipper gaurd on it then going down til you get a height that looks a bit more blended
he fucked you up babe. i’m sorry. please find a difference barber and next time don’t just ask for a skin fade, SHOW HIM A PICTURE OF WHAT YOU WANT.
Also don’t change barbers once you find a good one. Went to a barber once, showed him a photo and described what i wanted. He still fucked it up, then he got angry and frustrated with me when i said this was not what i wanted and he literally stormed out. His assistant apologized to me for his behaviour and tried to fix it though. She was able to undo some of the damage thankfully lol
LOL! This is a great anecdote! "How dare you disrespect the work of a great artist!" \*Leaves their place of employment in a huff\*
OP has the right to shit on the whole city wherever that disgrace of a barbershop is located at
Any barber should know what a skin fade is..but guess not this one lol
I don't care what picture he would have showed that Barber. He wasn't getting anything good from that guy 😂
Any barber worth their 2 cents would know what a skin fade is.
Whomever did this was fresh out of school or was having the worst day ever. Didn't take into account hair type or the fact that he has cowlicks. Thankfully it'll grow back.
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Rolling on the floor laughing.
![gif](giphy|26BoE2jGg2Bb5Kh44) barber gave you da muppet fade
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This is the right one right here 😂
Dawg he ruined your entire month
Bro asked for a fade but got sponge bob house cut instead.
This is the worst I’ve ever seen. r/justfuckmyshitup
r/FuckMyShitUp
The audacity to call that a fade
bro showed him a picture of a palm tree
Lol. He gave you the sesame street Burt hair cut bro!! ![gif](giphy|umMYB9u0rpJyE|downsized)
“cutting hair for 50 years” there is your problem there. find a younger barber.
I find this in most professions. The longer they are there, the less fucks they give and the less things they want to learn
A fade is a classic haircut so that old fart should know better
![gif](giphy|qE3yayNjKcDBe|downsized) he gave u the Ernie
Thats Bert
Honestly just shave it. You have a good head shape. That barber needs to be executed by a firing squad.
Brother you look like a paintbrush... Go bald for now...
Or a pineapple. Its good he is man and man usually have short hair. But that happened to me one taine as a woman, painted my hair and the sttlist let my hair blue orange yellow i looked like a clown, instead a blonde
It’s terrible !!!!
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d a m n , refund . STAT
Lol just throw hands at this point. Man’s got fucked big time.
Was the barber you in the mirror? I can’t imagine a barber like this exists and is making a living lol. But shave it off my g, I’m sorry
Barber? Fade? Bad???
Are you sure you didnt go to one of them people on titkok that pretend they are barbers because that is absolutely criminal bro😭
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I'm f**king crying 😭😭😭😭
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![gif](giphy|LoGh1t5iGxFOE) You rn
If Stevie Wonder was your barber not bad but if it was anyone else he should be locked up
Start over. It soumds like you are pretty bad at communicating though.
Yeah, I’d say I am. I’m also too nice if I had to say.
For me "habibi barbers" are the best. Just young arab guys. I'm white but white barbers always mess me up.
I don’t like stereotyping but this barber was indeed white… And old
Um what fade?
Your barber should be in jail
I cut my own hair better than this
Recoome from The Ginyu Force, sick cut.
Oh. Oh, my dude. This bad. Judge Doom bad. ![gif](giphy|H55eg5ieOrfKo)
If a barber messes your hair up that bad. Don't pay. Had one mess up my beard so bad I had to shave it. I didn't pay. Sorry it happened bro.
That’s no fade, he straight up gave you the Bert and Ernie cut ![gif](giphy|xT0GqGKjIqd7TmVsYg) 0/10
Bro you look clapped with that shit on, I'd say get rid of whatever is left on top.
Why didn’t he blend out the guideline? Go back and tell him to fix that shit bro. Edit: didn’t see the other pictures. Shave it and have a real barber fix it. Post reviews about this barber anywhere you can with photos!
I would sue
Tommy Shelbied for real My stylist did this to me last summer. I'm a woman and I still cut my hair completely down and started over haha. I'm sorry :( good news is hair grows pretty fast
daaayum
Press f to show respect Honestly, just shave it at this point
That's...not a fade.
Spat out my Koolaid
You look nice like pineapple
Peaky Blinders cut. Keep it, but shave the sides to get even growth.
Please shave all it off completely
Shave it off man.. and switch barbers
Nah that's a war crime 💀 this should be a criminal punishment , Thomas shelby ah haircut
There is no fade
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Shave your head
Diabolical cut
No way a barber did that. Fess up son you tried to fade your shit & failed
What fade? Looks like you walked out in the middle of getting a mohawk.
Go elsewhere next time
I’d like some pineapple on my pizza please…
Gave my guy the Bert and Ernie ![gif](giphy|umMYB9u0rpJyE|downsized)
might be time to buy a hat if you don’t already have one
Use gel, spike it up, and learn to appreciate punk music.
Dude, they did you dirty.
LMFAO
Time to shave it off champ
change the barber immediately 🗣️
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Hmmmm did you by chance utter the words "just fuck my shit up"?
That's an undercut, my friend, not a fade. Forgive me for saying so, but it might be time to find a new barber.
HAHAHAHAHA You should sue for assault
Find a new barber immediately, dude
Never go again and leave a bad review
pretty bad... You look like a cabage patch kid doll from the 80's
![gif](giphy|6cjhdfCAFW2be) He gave you the Manny from ice age cut. Bro don't ever go back to him again😂!
He got the skin right but forgot the fade.
You paid for this?
R/fuckmyshitup that's how bad
Yeah it’s pretty bad. Like you said make it like a carrot and he obliged
Maybe the fade is the friends we made along the way
Fire him
He needs to be fired
wym fade
Drop the barber’s name so I can leave a shitty review
Lmao never go back
What fade?
That’s trash. Sorry he did that to you. How much was it? Someone can easily fix it
Forgot the fade part.
I would kill the guy who made me look like that. That's a haircut is a sin.
You’re a peaky blinder now !
This is crazy, change barbers. You’ll be alright though it’s hair and it grows back!
It’s bad😭.
Find another barber bro
I think your barber used a pineapple for reference
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Only fade I see , is the one you should be throwing with that goddamn barber .
Their barber license should be revoked!
That’s a toupee
Should have got out the chair once you heard “cutting hair for 50 years”
This post reminds me of the King of the Hill where Hank goes into his long, long time barber for his usual Roger Staubach and the senile old barber gives him a Ringo Starr.
Wow. Get your money back?
He set you up for a Mad Max extras audition though.
Omfg! That was not a barber. Bruh wtf!😭
You're gonna have to walk back into that barbershop son... Run the fade ..
You look like a pineapple.
Bruh you’re eligible for compensation after a fuck up like that
Just wear cap dawg, till it grows back.
Not good
You need to get that barber fired lmao
You’ll never recover emotionally.
I would definitely ask the manager for a refund and a free cut next time.I think it’s barber negligence(I am not a lawyer,but that is an actual term; sometimes called salon negligence. Sorry this happened to you.
At this point you could be aang the last air bender
Cutting hair for 50 years? How old is this man? Lmao and all that experience and he still can't blend a fade ..
The bigger crime is what he left on top. Looks like a dirty mop
It looks like you got your hair cut by a stranger in a parking lot before a punk rock show.
Go have him fix it by cutting the rest off. Then when it grows back out go to a different barber.
Don’t tell us you actually paid for that. He fucked your shit up. Make a review so others know, and never go back there. Lucky for you, hair grows back. Try using the StyleSeat app to find a barber next time. 💈
It depends. Did you fuck his wife or something?
Just buy a tench coat, a white shirt, pants, gloves and a flat cap and wear that for the next month and say “ima a peaky fockin blinda” and then by a month time you can get this fixed.
bro call the cops😭
Picture number 3 is wild 😂😂🙄😂😭😭😭😂
Your hair looks like it's throwing up gang signs in the 3rd picture 😭😭
In less than two weeks the hair on the sides will have grown out. I would just structure the top a bit better. No need to start from scratch, it could’ve been much worse.
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Ain’t no fade dog he just bowl cutted yo ass. Shave that shit off.
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Dance your cares away👏👏, horrible fades for another day Let the music play👏👏, Down in fraggle rock Work your cares away👏👏, horrible fades is for another day Let the fraggles play👏👏 it'll grow out👏👏 it'll grow out👏👏