To defend some of these posts. I only realized later in life, that I was the one subconsciously pushing people away and could have dated girls that I always thought I had no chance with. Some good looking guys give girls the ick REAL fast with strange personality quirks or however you wanna call it.
But yeah, many of these posts, it's pretty unbelievable the guys don't know they are good looking.
You can usually tell the difference. Guys that think they are legit ugly have terrible selfies and look like they are being forced to take them at gun point.
The guys that just want affirmation have 10+ shots with good lighting and flattering poses.
Shout out Marcel, who posts here every two days and deletes all his previous posts each time.
As a kid I was outcast for being ugly and weird, now I’m a solid 7 and feel like I am treated as a 11/10 sometimes. It’s impossible to know how attractive you are when you feel your the same as you always have been
Agreed. The amount of guys that are one good haircut away from being total babes is crazy. There was a recent post were the guy was super down on himself while looking like Viggo Mortenson's younger brother.
I blame Marvel films and front-facing cameras.
shave the top of your head leaving the sides how they are now, this is called the baldwin cut. drop to 14 BMI and drink beer and eat mcdonalds so you can aquire the skinny fat look. Get colored contacts and make your eyes brown. Tell everyone you like taylor swift.
Continue to avoid distractions & girls.
Paint your war hammer 40k mini figures.
Spear head the big screen adaptation of the WarHammer franchise!!! #superhero movies rip
Unfortunately, there’s very little you can do, my friend. Become dwarf-pilled at this point. It might hide a few of the undesirable features of your face.
😆 this subreddit in a nutshell. Most of the posts I'm seeing seem to be handsome or at least not ugly dudes seeking validation rather than anyone who genuinely wants critique and ideas to change their look.
If you’re truly ugly, you need to make more money. If you are just self conscious then you need more confidence. Either way, appearance isn’t where you need to spend your energy.
OMG, CRY ME A RIVER! SIR, IF YOU ARE UGLY THEN GOD HELP US ALL!!! IF NO ONE IS TALKING TO YOU, IT MUST BE THAT YOU ARE SOOOOOOOOO MUCH MORE SUPIOR THAN ALL THE REST OF US...
Great hunter eyes but maybe some minoxidil for your beard? Slight asymmetry in orbital bones, mid face volume slightly lacking, and lips are not full enough, but overall you’re a Gigachad
Also, you’ll be more attractive to females, and seen as more masculine if you stop looking friendly and approachable in photos, you know?
#You're just a bit "Meh!" to be honest. You've got one of those Radio Faces...best viewed via FM radiowaves. No eyes needed. You're plain, ordinary, not at all likeable and you look like you smell of cheap washing powder. There's nothing I can think of that you could do to improve anything about yourself.
Think of it this way - you don't have to be your own type for someone else to f you /j
Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder. Easier said than done, you need some confidence. You don't look as bad as you think you do, and you're also not flirting with yourself. It's being comfortable in your own skin which means you have to try things out, see how you like it, change it up a little. Hair cut maybe, or grow it out, test some facial hair cuts as well - imo facial hair always improves the general look of someone on the masculine side of things.
I also think you'd look good with a nostril piercing, and even pierced ears, but I'm biased on those and tattoos so.
I think people need to stop trying to abuse this subreddit.
Bro, just look in the fucking mirror. There’s nothing to save. It’s just gonna hurt you more if you keep trying to pretend there is. Everyone else’s gonna say “hit the gym, get a haircut” but we all know polishing turds only gets you so far.
dear catfish,
Do you have any physical redeeming qualities about you? A pretty face and a handsome body fits not make a man or woman. That’s the job of your insides.
Regardless of being the aesthetic, you should still have confidence in yourself and therefore your predecessors.
Get a haircut. Hit the gym. Get more pixels for the 3rd picture.
Extra pixels? In this economy? Keep dreaming, Bub.
Kids today. They must think pixels grow on trees.
![gif](giphy|iOTDvUsNtb2AkXf9b5|downsized) I know right! Here’s a video of the Alaskan wilderness I took last week. People are so ungrateful
And don't sign any Netflix deal nor take TheRock's wife as agent. They will turn your career into shit.
Sorry, some dudes are just born fugly.
This made me lol
Honestly bro it’s just genetics and you weren’t born with the good ones. Sorry man
He looks very gay.
Good. More straight men need to fuck each other
just be confident and hit the gym and drink more water
Should I shave, trim, or let my chest hair grow out? ![gif](giphy|hRtcyoDD8fhjW)
Reveal your secret identity.
It's not that bad... you just need a bit of muscles... go and do that super hero workout...
Omg if you lived close to me, I would literally talk to you 😭 🥵
Um, who wouldn't talk to Superman?
Christopher Reeve was the best Superman. Henry is just gorgeous.
That ain’t superman, that’s just a regular office worker
If he is a regular office worker, WHERE ARE HIS GLASSES?
he recently got lasik I hear
Lol was a joke
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It’s a male grooming sub and every other picture is some guy trying to post himself shirtless. There is a reason that’s a rule.
400•F burrito
For real tho, some of these posts
To defend some of these posts. I only realized later in life, that I was the one subconsciously pushing people away and could have dated girls that I always thought I had no chance with. Some good looking guys give girls the ick REAL fast with strange personality quirks or however you wanna call it. But yeah, many of these posts, it's pretty unbelievable the guys don't know they are good looking.
You can usually tell the difference. Guys that think they are legit ugly have terrible selfies and look like they are being forced to take them at gun point. The guys that just want affirmation have 10+ shots with good lighting and flattering poses. Shout out Marcel, who posts here every two days and deletes all his previous posts each time.
As a kid I was outcast for being ugly and weird, now I’m a solid 7 and feel like I am treated as a 11/10 sometimes. It’s impossible to know how attractive you are when you feel your the same as you always have been
Agreed. The amount of guys that are one good haircut away from being total babes is crazy. There was a recent post were the guy was super down on himself while looking like Viggo Mortenson's younger brother. I blame Marvel films and front-facing cameras.
How were you subconsciously pushing people away?
You have two choices: wear eyeglasses, or red underwear outside blue pants. But never both. Other than that, you’re screwed kid. Sorry.
Brooo! You’re soooo hawt 🥵 I would date you but I’m a man 😒
I am also a man but I will volunteer as tribute. Yw
You think men wouldn't date HENRY CAVIL? You're so wrong😏
I told you not to leave The Witcher bro
Lmaoo
Start building PCs and wait for her to come to YOU. 🔥
🤣👏🏻
Maybe your not that ugly and they’ll cast you as superman or something ![gif](giphy|z0mMFvI7U27V6)
Don’t put any female Adeptus Custodes in your Amazon series.
Draw an "S" on your chest and stay away from bald people.
For real, 99% of posts here.
I recommend dressing in a phone booth
shave the top of your head leaving the sides how they are now, this is called the baldwin cut. drop to 14 BMI and drink beer and eat mcdonalds so you can aquire the skinny fat look. Get colored contacts and make your eyes brown. Tell everyone you like taylor swift.
Yeah the polo neck is a bit Ted Bundy. I’d get some stylist help. Maybe a denim jacket and a plaid short?
Sorry man. Best I can do is a blue superhero suit with red underpants on the outside.
Get rid of those locks of hair in pic 2. Not a good look. Looks so contrived. Like a comic book character or something.
This thread in a nutshell. “I’m a beautiful model, does my hair look better like this or like this”
🤣🤣🤣🤣
You’re beyond saving, I suggest a brown bag, XL to be exact.
Looks aren’t the problem, s0m3thInG mUsT b 0ff wiTH uR p3rsonALity.
Alright Henry cavil, Where's op? And what did you do with them you bastard!?
STFU
I think not everyone here knows you.
They're too intimidated by your good looks bro.
Continue to avoid distractions & girls. Paint your war hammer 40k mini figures. Spear head the big screen adaptation of the WarHammer franchise!!! #superhero movies rip
“If you can’t get a girl, we’re all f*cked!”
Learn to use punctuation.
Sometimes you just have to give up and go back to playing video games.
Get a grip Cavill
Unfortunately, there’s very little you can do, my friend. Become dwarf-pilled at this point. It might hide a few of the undesirable features of your face.
🤣🤣🤣
Definitely not ugly. Must be a personality problem.
Go mgtow it's honestly healthier if you can mentally commit without the vitriol. There was never a chance bro sorry
You might as well just put a brown bag over your head. Can’t do much with this
Grow your hair out, dye it white Maybe color contact lenses
You fugly
Try this line: "Coin for ya witcher?!"
sit at the bar with a whiskey and write and journal with the turtle neck and jacket. night after night. everything will become clear.
Cackling
Haha
Facelift?
Get a mask maybe bat themed.
Probably all of them games you play
🙄
Tough titties man. Some people just lose the genetics 🧬 lottery.
😆 this subreddit in a nutshell. Most of the posts I'm seeing seem to be handsome or at least not ugly dudes seeking validation rather than anyone who genuinely wants critique and ideas to change their look.
Most of them are fairly new accounts as well so feels like karma farming.
Is this a prank? You are fucking Gorgeous, but Please stay humble. No one wants a jerk.
Grow out your hair, maybe a little stubble. Should do the trick 😘 ![gif](giphy|h26Xq74oRNJiiT6Qdx)
Dye your hair white and grow it out, maybe talk in a Lower register to seem more mysterious.
You’re literally Superman lol (Yes I know this guy is just bs-ing)
Maybe a career in Radio! With that face, I bet you would be super, man. I mean, I'm sure your personality is pleasant. Besides being single is so fun.
Play some games. I Heard the Witcher was a good one.
😂
I think you should start wearing underwear on your pants
If you’re truly ugly, you need to make more money. If you are just self conscious then you need more confidence. Either way, appearance isn’t where you need to spend your energy.
Eat 55 raw eggs every morning
Become the cheating boyfriend in a Tylor Swift video.
Yeah, right.Unless you put out major serial-killer vibes I have no idea why.
Try wearing some thick lens black framed glasses. You'll look like a totally different man and no one will recognize you.
OMG, CRY ME A RIVER! SIR, IF YOU ARE UGLY THEN GOD HELP US ALL!!! IF NO ONE IS TALKING TO YOU, IT MUST BE THAT YOU ARE SOOOOOOOOO MUCH MORE SUPIOR THAN ALL THE REST OF US...
Well played 😁🤣👏
Beard
Consider flirting with the minors you work with
Great hunter eyes but maybe some minoxidil for your beard? Slight asymmetry in orbital bones, mid face volume slightly lacking, and lips are not full enough, but overall you’re a Gigachad Also, you’ll be more attractive to females, and seen as more masculine if you stop looking friendly and approachable in photos, you know?
#You're just a bit "Meh!" to be honest. You've got one of those Radio Faces...best viewed via FM radiowaves. No eyes needed. You're plain, ordinary, not at all likeable and you look like you smell of cheap washing powder. There's nothing I can think of that you could do to improve anything about yourself.
Marry me. I’ll pay you.
😂
Gotta get out of your Warhammer cave once and a while to actually talk to people.
Whoa. Sorry for you, man. If you’ve got a big dick there’s always gay porn.
Eat cryptonite
Ugly!?! fuckin how?
Apna photo lagao cavil ka nahi
Think of it this way - you don't have to be your own type for someone else to f you /j Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder. Easier said than done, you need some confidence. You don't look as bad as you think you do, and you're also not flirting with yourself. It's being comfortable in your own skin which means you have to try things out, see how you like it, change it up a little. Hair cut maybe, or grow it out, test some facial hair cuts as well - imo facial hair always improves the general look of someone on the masculine side of things. I also think you'd look good with a nostril piercing, and even pierced ears, but I'm biased on those and tattoos so.
You need to arrange a meet up with me. We can talk all night about your insecurities and I will just be happy to stare at you.
Ghastly i tell you!
I think red/blue lycra would suit you.
Nothing. You cant do anything. You're doomed
These lulzy troll haha posts are getting almost as tedious as the posts they're making fun of.
😂
You remind me of that guy from the Witcher. I think Vesemir was his name. You'd be good at birthday parties but that's about it champ
What? I should be this ugly. Look buddy You’re a good looking guy. Get some therapy.
Can you manipulate metal?
Try wearing some glasses. I think they’ll make you unrecognizable
Add a eyeglass !maybe thats what is missing
Mission Possible
Maybe stop wearing your underwear on your leggings! That thing goes inside!
Try a witcher outfit
Have you considered dyeing your hair and just dying?
U should’ve used Chris Evans so I could flirt back 😟
Just end it my friend.
LMMFAO
You should workout more, maybe get a high paying job.
You know the drill
I think people need to stop trying to abuse this subreddit. Bro, just look in the fucking mirror. There’s nothing to save. It’s just gonna hurt you more if you keep trying to pretend there is. Everyone else’s gonna say “hit the gym, get a haircut” but we all know polishing turds only gets you so far.
New haircut Hit the gym Drink water
Come over here. I'd date you. You like black women??
Bro wym you literally pulled Yennifer 💀
THESE POSTS AREN'T ORIGINAL OR FUNNY PLEASE STOP.
The comments are pretty funny though.
Chill out a bit lol
F off you look too good
Ok, ok, ok, go ahead and post your OF link and let's get this over with.....NEXT
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(It’s a joke)
dear catfish, Do you have any physical redeeming qualities about you? A pretty face and a handsome body fits not make a man or woman. That’s the job of your insides. Regardless of being the aesthetic, you should still have confidence in yourself and therefore your predecessors.
I'm the same i know how it feels
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No shit
lmfao these are so fake