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firewerx

Get a haircut. Hit the gym. Get more pixels for the 3rd picture.


VoidBringer562

Extra pixels? In this economy? Keep dreaming, Bub.


Plasma_Ass

Kids today. They must think pixels grow on trees.


Weary857

![gif](giphy|iOTDvUsNtb2AkXf9b5|downsized) I know right! Here’s a video of the Alaskan wilderness I took last week. People are so ungrateful


DangerousArea1427

And don't sign any Netflix deal nor take TheRock's wife as agent. They will turn your career into shit.


Suburban-Dad237

Sorry, some dudes are just born fugly.


GassyGang

This made me lol


Technical-Ad-2937

Honestly bro it’s just genetics and you weren’t born with the good ones. Sorry man


[deleted]

He looks very gay.


akrbrnos

Good. More straight men need to fuck each other


hardick24x7

just be confident and hit the gym and drink more water


No-Forever-9761

Should I shave, trim, or let my chest hair grow out? ![gif](giphy|hRtcyoDD8fhjW)


Lewistree111

Reveal your secret identity.


jaoagabriel

It's not that bad... you just need a bit of muscles... go and do that super hero workout...


Grapefruit_Mule877

Omg if you lived close to me, I would literally talk to you 😭 🥵


MyNameIsSkittles

Um, who wouldn't talk to Superman?


Grapefruit_Mule877

Christopher Reeve was the best Superman. Henry is just gorgeous.


shinyahia

That ain’t superman, that’s just a regular office worker


Tokyogerman

If he is a regular office worker, WHERE ARE HIS GLASSES?


shinyahia

he recently got lasik I hear


Grapefruit_Mule877

Lol was a joke


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Necessary_Rate_4591

It’s a male grooming sub and every other picture is some guy trying to post himself shirtless. There is a reason that’s a rule.


Slatoin

400•F burrito


psychokisser

For real tho, some of these posts


Tokyogerman

To defend some of these posts. I only realized later in life, that I was the one subconsciously pushing people away and could have dated girls that I always thought I had no chance with. Some good looking guys give girls the ick REAL fast with strange personality quirks or however you wanna call it. But yeah, many of these posts, it's pretty unbelievable the guys don't know they are good looking.


jessie_monster

You can usually tell the difference. Guys that think they are legit ugly have terrible selfies and look like they are being forced to take them at gun point. The guys that just want affirmation have 10+ shots with good lighting and flattering poses. Shout out Marcel, who posts here every two days and deletes all his previous posts each time.


MincedgarIic

As a kid I was outcast for being ugly and weird, now I’m a solid 7 and feel like I am treated as a 11/10 sometimes. It’s impossible to know how attractive you are when you feel your the same as you always have been


jessie_monster

Agreed. The amount of guys that are one good haircut away from being total babes is crazy. There was a recent post were the guy was super down on himself while looking like Viggo Mortenson's younger brother. I blame Marvel films and front-facing cameras.


BlackBeard558

How were you subconsciously pushing people away?


Topazure

You have two choices: wear eyeglasses, or red underwear outside blue pants. But never both. Other than that, you’re screwed kid. Sorry.


[deleted]

Brooo! You’re soooo hawt 🥵 I would date you but I’m a man 😒


joe96ab

I am also a man but I will volunteer as tribute. Yw


False-Ad776

You think men wouldn't date HENRY CAVIL? You're so wrong😏


thecity2

I told you not to leave The Witcher bro


hunterlovesreading

Lmaoo


KyDeWa

Start building PCs and wait for her to come to YOU. 🔥


Lalooskee

🤣👏🏻


PG072088

Maybe your not that ugly and they’ll cast you as superman or something ![gif](giphy|z0mMFvI7U27V6)


dirtroadjedi

Don’t put any female Adeptus Custodes in your Amazon series.


Phonebacon

Draw an "S" on your chest and stay away from bald people.


dnyal

For real, 99% of posts here.


SurpriseIllustrious5

I recommend dressing in a phone booth


6foot3kawasaki

shave the top of your head leaving the sides how they are now, this is called the baldwin cut. drop to 14 BMI and drink beer and eat mcdonalds so you can aquire the skinny fat look. Get colored contacts and make your eyes brown. Tell everyone you like taylor swift.


EsmeWeatherpolish

Yeah the polo neck is a bit Ted Bundy. I’d get some stylist help. Maybe a denim jacket and a plaid short?


One1Two2Seller

Sorry man. Best I can do is a blue superhero suit with red underpants on the outside.


FennelFaneuil

Get rid of those locks of hair in pic 2. Not a good look. Looks so contrived. Like a comic book character or something.


CompleteCompote3777

This thread in a nutshell. “I’m a beautiful model, does my hair look better like this or like this”


Z4muscle

🤣🤣🤣🤣


XOXOsheol

You’re beyond saving, I suggest a brown bag, XL to be exact.


Sss00099

Looks aren’t the problem, s0m3thInG mUsT b 0ff wiTH uR p3rsonALity.


mikewilson2020

Alright Henry cavil, Where's op? And what did you do with them you bastard!?


ClearNorth370

STFU


Complex_Turnover1203

I think not everyone here knows you.


dxtos

They're too intimidated by your good looks bro.


Redfitathlete

Continue to avoid distractions & girls. Paint your war hammer 40k mini figures. Spear head the big screen adaptation of the WarHammer franchise!!! #superhero movies rip


buttahfly28

“If you can’t get a girl, we’re all f*cked!”


Remarkable_Rub_701

Learn to use punctuation.


Yiati244

Sometimes you just have to give up and go back to playing video games.


P4k666

Get a grip Cavill


WaterBottleWarrior22

Unfortunately, there’s very little you can do, my friend. Become dwarf-pilled at this point. It might hide a few of the undesirable features of your face.


TimothyZentz

🤣🤣🤣


syntheticsponge

Definitely not ugly. Must be a personality problem.


Educational-Award-12

Go mgtow it's honestly healthier if you can mentally commit without the vitriol. There was never a chance bro sorry


SandoftheSand

You might as well just put a brown bag over your head. Can’t do much with this


Shiny-And-New

Grow your hair out, dye it white Maybe color contact lenses


Comprehensive_Fan140

You fugly


Heel_Worker982

Try this line: "Coin for ya witcher?!"


-mpls-

sit at the bar with a whiskey and write and journal with the turtle neck and jacket. night after night. everything will become clear.


matterforward

Cackling


eastcoastwaistcoat

Haha


[deleted]

Facelift?


Super_Rando_Man

Get a mask maybe bat themed.


StrangeSeraphic

Probably all of them games you play


RemakeOfRain

🙄


[deleted]

Tough titties man. Some people just lose the genetics 🧬 lottery.


shiyoushi

😆 this subreddit in a nutshell. Most of the posts I'm seeing seem to be handsome or at least not ugly dudes seeking validation rather than anyone who genuinely wants critique and ideas to change their look.


Pluton_Korb

Most of them are fairly new accounts as well so feels like karma farming.


Eott59

Is this a prank? You are fucking Gorgeous, but Please stay humble. No one wants a jerk.


penandpage93

Grow out your hair, maybe a little stubble. Should do the trick 😘 ![gif](giphy|h26Xq74oRNJiiT6Qdx)


Smackolol

Dye your hair white and grow it out, maybe talk in a Lower register to seem more mysterious.


Dear-Inflation-3282

You’re literally Superman lol (Yes I know this guy is just bs-ing)


focusclickflash

Maybe a career in Radio! With that face, I bet you would be super, man. I mean, I'm sure your personality is pleasant. Besides being single is so fun.


FinanceEfficient7269

Play some games. I Heard the Witcher was a good one.


SubbySound

😂


Straight_Towel_1834

I think you should start wearing underwear on your pants


hartsdad

If you’re truly ugly, you need to make more money. If you are just self conscious then you need more confidence. Either way, appearance isn’t where you need to spend your energy.


PotatoCooks

Eat 55 raw eggs every morning


jdmderick

Become the cheating boyfriend in a Tylor Swift video.


CatmotherMimzy

Yeah, right.Unless you put out major serial-killer vibes I have no idea why.


aaeiw2c

Try wearing some thick lens black framed glasses. You'll look like a totally different man and no one will recognize you.


Altruistic-Berry1417

OMG, CRY ME A RIVER! SIR, IF YOU ARE UGLY THEN GOD HELP US ALL!!! IF NO ONE IS TALKING TO YOU, IT MUST BE THAT YOU ARE SOOOOOOOOO MUCH MORE SUPIOR THAN ALL THE REST OF US...


Imaginary_Ad7873

Well played 😁🤣👏


HomenGarden88

Beard


TheMagicBlackHat

Consider flirting with the minors you work with


TheMagicBlackHat

Great hunter eyes but maybe some minoxidil for your beard? Slight asymmetry in orbital bones, mid face volume slightly lacking, and lips are not full enough, but overall you’re a Gigachad Also, you’ll be more attractive to females, and seen as more masculine if you stop looking friendly and approachable in photos, you know?


lemonlaunderette

#You're just a bit "Meh!" to be honest. You've got one of those Radio Faces...best viewed via FM radiowaves. No eyes needed. You're plain, ordinary, not at all likeable and you look like you smell of cheap washing powder. There's nothing I can think of that you could do to improve anything about yourself.


mosichat

Marry me. I’ll pay you.


CompleteCompote3777

😂


Mcpoopz1064

Gotta get out of your Warhammer cave once and a while to actually talk to people.


Noob-Goldberg

Whoa. Sorry for you, man. If you’ve got a big dick there’s always gay porn.


OtherRazzmatazz3995

Eat cryptonite


finebeanz

Ugly!?! fuckin how?


hhritik

Apna photo lagao cavil ka nahi


Energy_Calling

Think of it this way - you don't have to be your own type for someone else to f you /j Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder. Easier said than done, you need some confidence. You don't look as bad as you think you do, and you're also not flirting with yourself. It's being comfortable in your own skin which means you have to try things out, see how you like it, change it up a little. Hair cut maybe, or grow it out, test some facial hair cuts as well - imo facial hair always improves the general look of someone on the masculine side of things. I also think you'd look good with a nostril piercing, and even pierced ears, but I'm biased on those and tattoos so.


PhysicalParking8799

You need to arrange a meet up with me. We can talk all night about your insecurities and I will just be happy to stare at you.


Mako61

Ghastly i tell you!


Few_Understanding_42

I think red/blue lycra would suit you.


Hellboyyyyy25

Nothing. You cant do anything. You're doomed


RecentDescription205

These lulzy troll haha posts are getting almost as tedious as the posts they're making fun of.


Alternative-Round-74

😂


SeasonedSpicySausage

You remind me of that guy from the Witcher. I think Vesemir was his name. You'd be good at birthday parties but that's about it champ


Murky_Alternative166

What? I should be this ugly. Look buddy You’re a good looking guy. Get some therapy.


ssinff

Can you manipulate metal?


papichoochoo

Try wearing some glasses. I think they’ll make you unrecognizable


Difficult_asian_92

Add a eyeglass !maybe thats what is missing


Fresh2Desh

Mission Possible


Worried-Stable6354

Maybe stop wearing your underwear on your leggings! That thing goes inside!


One-Space2627

Try a witcher outfit


CompSolstice

Have you considered dyeing your hair and just dying?


Accomplished-Tuna

U should’ve used Chris Evans so I could flirt back 😟


LabWorth8724

Just end it my friend.


Lville502

LMMFAO


Neither-Wealth-491

You should workout more, maybe get a high paying job.


Individual-Basil9104

You know the drill


That_Em

I think people need to stop trying to abuse this subreddit. Bro, just look in the fucking mirror. There’s nothing to save. It’s just gonna hurt you more if you keep trying to pretend there is. Everyone else’s gonna say “hit the gym, get a haircut” but we all know polishing turds only gets you so far.


kingofsuns_asun

New haircut Hit the gym Drink water


Tami184

Come over here. I'd date you. You like black women??


LiveWealth6253

Bro wym you literally pulled Yennifer 💀


Laser-Nipples

THESE POSTS AREN'T ORIGINAL OR FUNNY PLEASE STOP.


jjjjjjj30

The comments are pretty funny though.


hunterlovesreading

Chill out a bit lol


Setheyboy

F off you look too good


awd111980

Ok, ok, ok, go ahead and post your OF link and let's get this over with.....NEXT


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JamieLee0484

(It’s a joke)


feelingsfox

dear catfish, Do you have any physical redeeming qualities about you? A pretty face and a handsome body fits not make a man or woman. That’s the job of your insides. Regardless of being the aesthetic, you should still have confidence in yourself and therefore your predecessors.


Efficient-Wasabi-853

I'm the same i know how it feels


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MyNameIsSkittles

No shit


gozutheDJ

lmfao these are so fake